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Stormhoek finally got a distribution deal here in Texas, and so now I’m back on the case.
Two problems: 1. No marketing budget to speak of, and 2. I live in Alpine, Texas, 400 miles west of Austin in the high desert mountains.
Looks like I’m going to have to improvise…
No matter. Like I told the folks at Stormhoek, if I can sell South African wine to West Texas cowboys, I can sell it to anybody.
So last week I got me a 4-by-8-foot piece of masonite, and painted a billboard, which I’ll soon be putting up by the roadside.
“Stormhoek. Made In South Africa. Drunk in West Texas.”
Expect photos and videos to follow… Rock on.

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Clive Birnie
Clive Birnie
16 years ago

No marketing budget is the very best kind!

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Justin
Justin
16 years ago

Did you know Stormhoek is an anagram for hot smoker? Wonderful things, anagram websites! http://www.wordplays.com/fcgi-bin/anagrams.pl

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horatio salt
horatio salt
16 years ago

“I live in Alpine, Texas, 400 miles west of Austin in the high desert mountains.” aaahhhhh, you lucky dog.

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Alice Bachini-Smith
Alice Bachini-Smith
16 years ago

I love reading this blog, it just gets more and more brilliant all the time.

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Brian
Brian
16 years ago

Sounds like a worthy undertaking. Where will said billboard be located? I’ll be in Alpine, Marathon and Big Bend next weekend – let me know where to pickup a bottle!

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Tim (@Twalk) Walker
Tim (@Twalk) Walker
16 years ago

Hugh, do you know which stores in Austin will stock it yet? After following the Stormhoek story for so long, I want to try some for myself!

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Shelley Noble
Shelley Noble
16 years ago

genius. You are so good at advertising, Hugh. Not the clap trap kind, the really intelligent effective kind. Rock on. Go get ’em.

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Mat McCoy
Mat McCoy
16 years ago

Hugh,
Any details on the distribution deal? I live in Ft. Worth, and would love the opportunity to buy it locally.
Thanks.

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Amrita
Amrita
16 years ago

I like it! I am sure it will generate some good buzz

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bonnieL
bonnieL
16 years ago

Back in the 70’s, Coors Beers was distributed only west of the Mississippi. The fact that it was scarce made it the most sought-after beer east of the Mississippi. Folks would drive cross-country, fill their vans with the stuff and sell it at a premium upon return. Strange how things work like that.
If you want to gather up triiibe of Stormhoekers,
the scarcity of it works in your favor.
bonnieL

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Keith Combs
Keith Combs
16 years ago

Sounds like Hugh is going to have a drive through Stormhoek barn filled with his stash. Let us know when we can stop by for a few cases and some custom business cards. :?)

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Justin Esayian
Justin Esayian
16 years ago

Certainly interested in following the success of your “West Texas” Stormhoek ad campaign. Please keep us posted on how it develops!

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flutroula
flutroula
16 years ago

Hi!
I made with photoshop anime myspace pics.
take a look at them:
http://tinyurl.com/5ajypv
Thank you for your website 🙂 xoxoxo

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