steve jobs just farted

Jan 11, 2007

I’m starting to suspect that Apple couldn’t stay out of the news even if their lives depended on it…

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marc sicard

17 years ago

looks more and more like someone is getting really, really jealous …

Thomas

17 years ago

I liked the concept of the phone, but couldn’t help but notice how much the reality distortion field was in full effect after the release. Funny since noone has yet to touch the thing. Oh well, someone needed to improve cellphone usablity.

AntiB

17 years ago

Awful! I like your creative much and much! 🙂

John

17 years ago

price of success Hugh!

spargo

17 years ago

with every remark about Apple, Jobs, his dress-sense, and the iPhone, the stench of jealousy seems to get stronger.

Jack

17 years ago

marc sicard:
> looks more and more like someone is getting
> really, really jealous …
Sounds more like marc retard. What makes you think making a really stupid comment is an appropriate response to a shaft of wit?

Doug Karr

17 years ago

The fart would be perfect, and smell much better than other farts. It would be aesthetically pleasing and wouldn’t frustrate when used. It would probably be more expensive, and consume the market – overpowering other farts.

paul fabretti

17 years ago

If the iPhone (or whatever the lawyers force them to change it to!) is a load of pants then Steve Jobs may be shitting himself – now THAT would make the news!

Dennis Howlett

17 years ago

Which inspired this: http://www.accmanpro.com/2007/01/12/the-rising-stench-at-apple/
LOL

Sterling Camden

17 years ago

That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

Madison Guy

17 years ago

Cool phone, that iPhone. But I was kind of hoping for a really great handheld computer, open platform sort of thing.
Someday someone will build a better handheld computer than the Psion Series 5, but it probably won’t be Steve Jobs. As Jobs said of the iPhone to the New York Times, “I don’t want people to think of this as a computer. I think of it as reinventing the phone.” That’s the problem.
I’ll just have to keep using my Series 5, which ironically I bought the year Jobs killed the Apple Newton, the first great PDA. (Oh, and a little Nokia on the side. Why not?)

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