Posts Tagged ‘Private Commissions’

February 1, 2013

I love doing Private Commissions. There. I’ve said it :D

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[Awwww… We were sent this photo, a com­mis­sion for  Dan Sulli­van and Babs Smith, the hus­band & wife stra­te­gic coach team, that was done as a Holi­day pre­sent to them, from our old buddy, Joe Polish.]

The last few weeks have been won­der­fully busy ones for us in the pri­vate com­mis­sion depart­ment, with Christ­mas, Han­nuka and now Valentine’s Day… It’s by far our busi­nest part of the year, at least for per­so­nal gifts.

Apo­lo­gies to those who couldn’t get one in time for Valentine’s Day this time round. I was just too floo­ded with work already, even­tually we had to cut it off. Boo.

Any­way, with the Valen­ti­nes’ comms now in the bag and being sent out, my desk is somewhat clea­red again, a bliss­ful fee­ling that never lasts that long. Feel free to con­tact me or Jason if you still would like to com­mis­sion something, thanks:

art@gapingvoid.com

 

August 3, 2010

“love is the only real adventure”: personal commission for tara and remi

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[Recently I com­ple­ted one of my most ambi­tious pie­ces in a while– a pri­vate com­mis­sion from Tara, for her boy­friend, Remi’s birth­day. Go here to check out all the pho­tos and the com­plete backstory.]

Though I haven’t tal­ked about it too much on the blog, yes, I do pri­vate com­mis­sions. Feel free to con­tact me at gapingvoid@gmail.com if you want to dis­cuss further, Thanks.

July 5, 2010

daily bizcard 048: jeremy schoemaker

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Today’s “Daily Biz­card”, “Reces­sion?” goes to affi­liate mar­ke­ting maven, Jeremy Schoe­ma­ker, the fellow behind Shoemoney.com.

Jeremy’s done very well. Appa­rently that wasn’t always the case. One day it seems that some sort of switch went off inside his head and since then, there’s been no loo­king back.

I like it when switches go off. Makes life far more inte­res­ting, not to men­tion enjoyable…

[Daily Biz­card archive]

[Com­mis­sion a dra­wing from Hugh]

[Every week­day I give away 100 free prin­ted “Daily Biz­cards” to peo­ple and com­pa­nies that I admire. If you’re in my firing line I will also send you an email from gapingvoidbizcard@gmail.com, to find out what details you want prin­ted on the back. Thanks!]

June 6, 2010

private commission: tara and remi

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Recently I com­ple­ted one of my most ambi­tious pie­ces in a while– a pri­vate com­mis­sion from Tara, for her boy­friend, Remi’s birthday.

Go here to check out all the pho­tos and the com­plete backstory.

Though I haven’t tal­ked about it too much on the blog, yes, I do pri­vate com­mis­sions. Feel free to con­tact me at gapingvoid@gmail.com if you want to dis­cuss further, Thanks.

February 7, 2010

the new official gapingvoid logo: “remember who you are”

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[UPDATE: Down­load the high-res pos­ter ver­sion here.]

This image to the left you should be seeing a lot of from now on, scat­te­red around the gaping­void empire. It’s now our offi­cial logo.

OK, so why “Remem­ber Who You Are”?

Because it ties up everything I’ve been wor­king on these last few years. First with the car­toons, the prints and the “Cube Gre­nade” pri­vate com­mis­sions.

Like I said earlier:

I’m inte­res­ted in how art affects “The Real World”- the work­place, the world of work, the world of busi­ness. That’s what the Cube Gre­nade idea is all about.

My adver­ti­sing buddy, Vinny Warren, grew up in a Roman Catho­lic hou­sehold in Ire­land. He was telling me that his parents would always have a few reli­gious icons han­ging on the wall somewhere. Pic­tu­res of Saints, Mary & Baby Jesus, that kind of thing.

Why? Says Vinny, “To remind us who we were.”

My work has never been about get­ting the appro­val of the New York art gallery mafia. My work has always been about “What Really Mat­ters” to peo­ple, espe­cially to my peers.

Art that reminds you who you are. Exactly. What applies in Catho­lic hou­seholds also applies in pla­ces of busi­ness. Sha­red Mea­ning. Sha­red Pur­pose. Exactly. Social Objects. Exactly.

Secondly, I think there’s an insa­tia­ble hun­ger for it. Not to lose our­sel­ves in the hope­less muddle we call Life, but ins­tead, doing something that mat­ters, making a dif­fe­rence, crea­ting good in the world, crea­ting value. Remem­be­ring what’s really impor­tant, remem­be­ring who we are.

This is not just about Art and car­toons, this is about EVERYTHING we do.

I’ve been saying this to my clients for years– to have a suc­cess­ful brand, per­so­nal or other­wise, it can’t just be about you, or even your cus­to­mers, it has to be about something HIGHER than all of us. A “Purpose-Idea” .

gaping­void is no excep­tion; neither is your work.

“Remem­ber who you are.” I’ll try to live up to it; I hope TO GOD that you will, too. Amen.

[UPDATE:] Yes, feel free to down­load it, print it out and stick it on your wall i.e. use it as a “Cube Gre­nade”. Even bet­ter, once it’s han­ging somewhere, feel free to send me a photo. I’d love to see them. Thanks! Rock on.

September 16, 2009

what’s your coping mechanism?

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lums0909Lum’s Bar­be­cue, Junc­tion, Texas. This is where I nor­mally stop for lunch when I drive bet­ween Alpine and Aus­tin. Just over halfway.

That smoker’s been there over 3o years, they tell me. And the guy who smo­kes the meat has been there even longer.

One more rea­son to love living out here.

Peo­ple were quite sur­pri­sed when I moved out to Alpine, nearly two years ago. They had got­ten used to me being from New York or London.

But I had always ima­gi­ned ending up somewhere like here even­tually. It was just a case of wai­ting for both the Inter­net and the ol’ art career to reach a cer­tain cri­ti­cal mass. When that day finally arri­ved, the move hap­pe­ned rather quickly.

And it could not have hap­pe­ned at a bet­ter time. In the last few months busi­ness has got­ten a lot more hec­tic. For rea­sons still unc­lear to me, the pri­vate com­mis­sions just star­ted coming in fas­ter and fas­ter. Why now, I won­der? I don’t think I cold have coped with it nearly as well, living in a big city.

As I’m fond of saying, Suc­cess is more com­plex than Fai­lure. This quiet, pared-down, ungla­mo­rous, low-maintenance West Texas life in the high desert seems to be my way of dea­ling with it.

What’s your coping mechanism?

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May 25, 2009

‘cube grenades’: using my cartoons to help your business kick ass

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I’m currently accep­ting new pri­vate and cor­po­rate com­mis­sions a.k.a. “Cube Gre­na­des”. Please read on for some selec­ted case stu­dies, or for more back­ground theory, read the com­mis­sion archi­ves.  Thanks!gapingvoid@gmail.com.

Tra­di­tio­nal adver­ti­sing doesn’t work very well.

Sure, it tries, and tries hard, but most of the time, it fails.

It fails far worse now than it ever did during the gol­den era of TV or print. Those days are gone. We live in The Inter­net Era now.

Old, tra­di­tio­nal adver­ti­sing was all about crea­ting mes­sa­ges for the media, not about crea­ting social objects for the peo­ple using the media.

“Social Objects” is what makes the Inter­net work, what makes the Inter­net possible.

Without the social objects, there would simply be no World Wide Web.

Social objects are part of the Web’s very DNA.

In The Inter­net Era, an ad that isn’t first and fore­most a social object, is use­less waste of money. Even if we’re not tal­king about the Inter­net, per se.

Which is why I inven­ted Cube Gre­na­des: social objects in car­toon form, desig­ned to star real con­ver­sa­tions bet­ween people.

To me, Cube Gre­na­des aren’t just about car­toons. Cube Gre­na­des are  about something far more important- they’re about doing something that crea­tes real change bet­ween peo­ple, that crea­tes something that actually mat­ters to people.

Social Objects: I use car­toons. What do you use? Serious question.

1. SHIT CREEK CONSULTING

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The groovy cats over at Shit Creek Con sul ting com mis sio ned me to design them their busi­ness card.  After loo king at the half-dozen or so ideas I pre sen ted to them, they chose the one above.

Shit Creek are a Mic ro soft Gold Part ner. It seems a big part of their busi ness is coming in and clea ning up the mess left behind by the large tech con sul tan cies [I’m not naming any names]. So that’s the idea I ran with.

The name of their com pany implies they have a lot of atti tude. They wan ted a car toon that con ve yed this. Easy. It was a fan tas tic com mis sion and I’m very happy with the car toon they chose.

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

2. TECHCRUNCH

For the last five years I’ve desig­ned the pos­ter for the annual Techc­runch Party. This is the one I did for July, 2010.

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

3. THOUGHTWORKS

A “cube gre­nade” com­mis­sion I just com­ple­ted for Thought­works, the glo­bal IT con­sul­ting company.

Thought­works has this term, “Water­me­lon”, to desc­ribe a pro­ject that goes terribly wrong, that looks all well and good on the outside (green), but as the pro­ject comes to an end, turns out to be a huge ol’ expen­sive mess on the inside (red). I just took the idea and ran with it.

We’re going to turn this design into a 100 large fra­med prints, as Christ­mas pre­sents for their clients. A fun little “con­ver­sa­tion star­ter” to hang on their walls… which of course, is what the the whole cube gre­nade idea is all about. “Art With Pur­pose” etc.

Fun!

4. INTEL

“The pro­ces­sor is an expres­sion of human poten­tial”. Exactly.

“Sili­con chip as metaphor for blank can­vas.” Exactly.

So this was my idea for my client, Intel. You know, the big mic­ro­pro­ces­sor com­pany. “Sili­con Chips” etc.

First I drew a wee doodle of a mic­ro­pro­ces­sor, like the one above.

Then I added a tagline to the image. “The pro­ces­sor is an expres­sion of human potential”.

This was my “blank can­vas” to start with, as it were.

And then I star­ted to fill said blank can­vas with ima­ges. As demons­tra­ted below:

The ima­ges them­sel­ves don’t mat­ter per se. The fact they were drawn by me doesn’t mat­ter, either. That’s not the point.

The point is, as always, human poten­tial. And what Intel can do to help said human poten­tial reveal itself.

“The pro­ces­sor is an expres­sion of human poten­tial”. Exactly.

“Sili­con chip as metaphor for blank can­vas.” Exactly.

Then I added the Intel logo and their tagline, “Visibly Smart”.

We prin­ted these up as fine art prints. Then I hand-signed them at the Intel stand at the 2001 CES (Con­su­mer Elec­tro­nics Show) in Las Vegas. You can seethe pho­tos here on Flickr.

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

5. ORGPRENEUR.COM

[“Sac­red Zom­bie Cow”. Click here to down­load free high-rez down­load etc.]

Thanks to David Gam­mel of Orgpreneur.com for the great com­mis­sion. Backs­tory here.

A “Sac­red Zom­bie Cow” is David’s term for an idea that still lives within an orga­ni­za­tion, that has long out­li­ved its usefulness.

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

 

 

 

 

6. PRIVATE COMMISSION– TARA AND REMI

Recently I com­ple­ted one of my most ambi­tious pie­ces in a while– a pri­vate com­mis­sion from Tara, for her boy­friend, Remi’s birthday.

Go here to check out all the pho­tos and the com­plete backstory.

[Though I haven’t tal­ked about it too much on the blog, yes, I do pri­vate com­mis­sions. Feel free to con­tact me at gapingvoid@gmail.com if you want to dis­cuss further, Thanks.]

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

7. PURINA

February, 2010 I flew to St. Louis, to give a talk at Purina, the giant pet food com­pany that’s owned by Nestle. It was their big, annual digi­tal sum­mit. All their top digi­tal mar­ke­ting folk (and their top ad agency digi­tal folk) were there.

I tal­ked about “Social Objects”, and how I believe they are the future of mar­ke­ting.

Above is the print they com­mis­sio­ned me to draw for them. I like how it tur­ned out. “All pro­ducts are infor­ma­tion” refers back to something I wrote a few years ago, “The Kine­tic Quality”.

How often do large, well-known com­pa­nies call you up and ask you to draw a car­toon for them? Exactly. I’ve wor­ked in the tech world for big clients before– Sun, Dell, Mic­ro­soft etc– but this is my first­com­mis­sion with a large, FMCG brand (Fast-Moving Con­su­mer Goods). Not to men­tion, I’ve always held Nestle and Purina in very high regard. So natu­rally, I was pretty exci­ted. Rock on.

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

8. FIZZ

I did this cube gre­nade for Fizz, the well-known Word-Of-Mouth mar­ke­ting agency [They did all that ground-breaking stuff for Pabst Blue Rib­bon etc.].

This idea is so sim­ple… do I really have to explain it? Exactly.

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

9. RACKSPACE

These are three from an ongoing series of cube gre­na­des I was com­mis­sio­ned to do for Racks­pace, the large hos­ting com­pany in San Anto­nio. I was hired by Rob La Gesse [he’s the same guy who hired uber-blogger, Robert Sco­ble], to create new ideas/messages in order to shake things up inter­nally. So far it’s working.

[You can see the Racks­pace car­toon archive here.]

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

10. THE MONSTER IN YOUR HEAD

Jerry Colonna used to be a Ven­ture Capi­ta­list. He was EXTREMELY suc­cess­ful as a part­ner with Fred Wil­son at Fla­ti­ron Part­ners. Before that, he was an invest­ment ban­ker on Wall Street.

Then he deci­ded he wan­ted out of the busi­ness. He had made his money, he now wan­ted to give back.  He wan­ted to teach.

After teaching busi­ness clas­ses at CUNY in New York for a little while, he set him­self up as a busi­ness coach. A damn good one.

“A bit like being a shrink,” he told me, “but more business-focused.”

A big part of his modus ope­randi is not telling peo­ple what to do with their busi­nes­ses, but trying to get them over their fears of achie­ving that which they MUST do, if they want to become the peo­ple they one day hope to be.

“The issues my clients fear the most tend not to be the actual stuff out there– com­pe­ti­tion, cash­flow, mar­ke­ting,” he says, “but the worst-case ima­gi­nary sce­na­rios. ‘The Mons­ter Inside Their Heads’, as it were. So a cen­tral tenet to what I do is hel­ping them to get over The Monster.”

So he com­mis­sio­ned me to draw a Monster-themed sig­ned, fine-art print to give away as pre­sents to his best cus­to­mers and allies. Something to keep on the office wall as a cons tant reminder.

I was glad to do it. I’ve always got my fair share of Mons­ters, myself. Rock on.

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

11. CRASHCOURSE.CA

A wee com­mis­sion I did for crashcourse.ca, an edu­ca­tion resource. Yes, I wrote the head­line. Go see.

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

12. THE ESCAPE POD

My old adver­ti­sing buddy, Vinny Warren, com­mis­sio­ned me to draw him a Cube Gre­nade for his Chicago-based ad agency, The Escape Pod.

“We are not in the adver­ti­sing busi­ness, we are in the decom­mo­di­fi­ca­tion busi­ness” is a line of mine that Vinny has been borro­wing from me for a while now. So it see­med appro­priate to design something around that.

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

 

13. ZEALEAP

Tim Porthouse over at Zealeap.com com­mis­sio­ned this design for his com­pany. The copy at the bot­tom (which I wrote) reads:

“when a busi­ness stops crea­ting, it dies. when a busi­ness stops crea­ting cul­ture, it dies. busi­ness cul­tu­res are not crea­ted, they are re-created. busi­ness cul­tu­res are not crea­ted, they are co-created. without colla­bo­ra­tion, there is no crea­tion. a busi­ness that does not unders­tand its own cul­ture. does not unders­tand its own busi­ness. cul­ture mat­ters. the world has got­ten too inte­res­ting and too com­pe­ti­tive to think other­wise. rea­lity is scary. rea­lity is wonderful.”

Cul­tu­ral Trans­for­ma­tion, Baby. That’s where it’s at these days. Exactly.

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

14. HNI

A cube gre­nade I did for HNI Insu­rance.

A lot of HNI’s truc­king clients ope­rate with pro­fit mar­gins of around 2%. Ouch.

I like the car­toon just because it’s bru­tally in-your-face and to the point. No mes­sing around.

Of course, the easiest way for their clients to inc­rease their mar­gin, is to lower their risk. Which is where HNI comes in. Ker-chiing.

[More HNI car­toons here etc.]

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

15. AGENCIACLICK

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In early 2009 I was hired by a Bra­zi­lian ad agency, agen­ciac­lick to create a pri­va­tely com­mis­sio­ned edi­tion of the Cube Gre­nade above.

As with my other clients, they didn’t want these prints just for them­sel­ves; they wan­ted to give these out to their clients, as con­ver­sa­tion starters.

“All brands are open brands? Huh? What does that mean? Do you agree with it? Why? What does “open” actually mean? What does “brand” actually mean…?” You get the pic­ture. The same idea that made The Blue Mons­ter so suc­cess­ful. Again, it wasn’t about the mes­sage, the object. It was all about the social.

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

16. MICROSOFT: THE BLUE MONSTER

The Blue Mons­ter was a cartoon-based “Social Object” that me and my Mic­ro­soft buddy, Steve Clay­ton, unleashed on the good but unsus­pec­ting folk at Mic­ro­soft back in 2007. For those unfa­mi­liar with it, you can find the backs­tory here on Goo­gle. It’s pro­bably my best-know idea to date.

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

17. LINE2

One of car­toons I did for the  hackthephonecompany.com cam­paign­for the client,Line2, the SF-based VoIP company.

Yeah, we went after AT&T. Naughty us.

 

 

[The Line2 car­toon archive is here.]

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

18. RACKSPACE 2

There seems to be a con­ver­sa­tion hap­pe­ning inter­nally at my client, Racks­pace. Spearhea­ded by peo­ple like Robert Sco­ble and the guy who hired him (and who also hired me), Rob La Gesse.

“Don’t be normal”.

Who wants a “nor­mal” job, anyway?

Who wants a “nor­mal” emplo­yer, anyway?

Who wants a “nor­mal” life, anyway?

Exactly.

So why not say it, loud and proud?

So I drew some car­toons on the subject.

I’m thin­king they’d make great rec­rui­ting posters…

[P.S. At the time of pos­ting these on the blog, Rob hadn’t seen these car­toons yet. He lets me post my ideas “live”, without having to go through him first. THAT IS WHY I’m psyched to be wor­king with Rob and Racks­pace. Just so you know.]

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

19. JEFF SANDQUIST

Jeff Sand­quistRobert Scoble’s old boss at Microsoft’s Chan­nel Nine, com­mis­sio­ned me to design this busi­ness card for him.

He wan­ted a design that wor­ked for both techies and non-techies alike. Something that made him appear both good at his job, but still a human being etc.

Fun! Thanks, Jeff!

[The com­mis­sion archive is here…]

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