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February 21, 2013

My next book: “The Art Of Not Sucking”

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[Read the whole first draft here.…]

I just fin­sihed wri­ting my latest book, “The Art Of Not Suc­king”. Rather than publish it as an e-book or regu­lar hard­back, I thought I’d just blog the whole thing, like I did with my first book, “Ignore Every­body”. Maybe I’ll publish it pro­perly later down the road, but in the mean­time, I wan­ted to make it avai­la­ble to as many peo­ple as pos­si­ble. Enjoy:

INTRODUCTION

When I was atten­ding Uni­ver­sity in the 1980’s, I went and got a suit-and-tie sum­mer job in a large office in down­town Hous­ton, doing white-collar drud­gery for a big oil company.

It suc­ked.

That sum­mer, I was also in a pain­ful, Nowhe­res­vi­lle rela­tionship with a lovely young woman. That also sucked.

That year my college gra­des suc­ked, as well. As did my social life and finan­cial situation.

The whole year suc­ked, frankly. I suc­ked, my job suc­ked, my love life suc­ked, my situa­tion suc­ked. Suc­ked, suc­ked, sucked.

Over two deca­des later, I’m frankly still quite trau­ma­ti­zed by it. Ha.

Since then, I’ve spent a great deal of time and energy trying to figure out how to keep myself out of jobs, careers, rela­tionships and situa­tions that suck, how to keep life from suc­king in general.

Lear­ning how to NOT SUCK is one of our most impor­tant pursuits.

Suc­king is the enemy. Indeed.

So when I was recently asked to give a talk to mar­ke­ting stu­dents at Unibe Uni­ver­sity in the Domi­ni­can Repu­blic, I deci­ded that hel­ping them learn “The Art Of Not Suc­king” would be far more use­ful for them, or at least, wel­come, than the usual text­book mar­ke­ting stuff they have to read on a daily basis.

Let’s face it, “Suc­cess” and “Fai­lure” are still too far away in the dis­tant future to be truly tan­gi­ble most young adults, they’ve still got way too much in front of them. That was cer­tainly true in my case, and every other case I knew well at the time.

Howe­ver, lea­ving the comfy surroun­dings of college life and hit­ting the adult world and fin­ding out right away that you suck at everything? That everything is going to suck from now on? That’s a real bur­ning issue.

“What if I suck?”

With gra­dua­tion loo­ming, that’s what college seniors are REALLY worried about. I speak truth.

College kids aren’t afraid of fai­ling, they’re afraid of sucking.

The talk I gave to the kids was so much fun, I thought I’d spread the love some more, by tur­ning my notes into a little e-book and sha­ring it with every­body. This is it. I hope it’s help­ful; thanks for taking the time to down­load it.

[NB: Many of the the­mes in this book were cove­red before, in both my blog and my books, some points more than others. If you expe­rience déjà vu, that is why. Secondly, to make it more fun to read, I did my usual thing i.e. ran­domly inser­ted some of my favo­rite recent car­toons in the mix, simi­lar to how The New Yor­ker inserts unre­la­ted car­toons into their pages.]

[Read the whole first draft here.…]

May 6, 2012

Happy gapingvoid Birthday! My Blog Turns Eleven…

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Over the wee­kend, gapingvoid.com tur­ned ele­ven years old.

I won’t dwell on it too much, other than to say,

1. Yes, it has been an ama­zing trip,

2. Thank you very much for all the love over the years and,

3. Loo­king back, I con­si­der “Per­so­nal Faves” (2001) to be the best thing on it that I ever wrote. Writ­ten as I was set­ting the blog up, it set the tone for what came after– “How To Crea­tive”, “The Hugh­train”, “Evil Plans”, “Free­dom Is Blog­ging”, then the actual gaping­void busi­ness itself, the “cube gre­na­des” and the great team of peo­ple I work with etc– it all came from that. And I  honestly, honestly doubt that I would had come this far without it:

When I first lived in Manhat­tan in Decem­ber, 1997 I got into the habit of dood­ling on the back of busi­ness cards, just to give me something to do while sit­ting at the bar. The for­mat stuck.

All I had when I first got to Manhat­tan were 2 suit­ca­ses, a cou­ple of card­board boxes full of stuff, a reser­va­tion at the YMCA, and a 10-day free­lance copyw­ri­ting gig at a Mid­town adver­ti­sing agency.

My life for the next cou­ple of weeks was going to work, wal­king around the city, and stag­ge­ring back to the YMCA once the bars clo­sed. Lots of alcohol and cof­fee shops. Lot of weird peo­ple. Being hit five times a day by this strange desire to laugh, sing and cry simul­ta­neously. At times like these, there’s a lot to be said for an art form that fits easily inside your coat pocket.

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An artist is quite a f*****-up thing to be, and to be honest I’m not sure if I would recom­mend it to any­body. Still, in my collec­tion there are a cou­ple of exam­ples that, in some sick and twis­ted way, make the whole thing seem worthwhile. For the first five minu­tes, at least…

Any­way, for those who hadn’t seen it before, I thought it was worth sha­ring [Here’s the link again]. Again, thanks for all the love, and God­bless. Now I have some more car­toons to draw. Rock on.

May 1, 2012

“I’m sorry my last book was so long, but I didn’t have time to write a short one”

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This is one of the coo­ler “Social Object Fac­tory” mini-projects we’ve done lately– a little ani­ma­ted Gif for Seth Godin’s lovely little book, Poke The Box.

[Yes. I know. We didn’t use my dra­wing style this time. The Fac­tory is really about Social Objects, not about Hugh etc.]

One thing Seth and I always had in com­mon, is that we both believe in wri­ting short books. My per­so­nal rule is: All my books have to be short enough to be read on a plane ride bet­ween Miami and New York. And they are.

A book that makes you feel hope­fully really ins­pi­red and really exci­ted, that you close and put away satis­fied, just as they’re drop­ping the lan­ding gear, coming into La Guar­dia. It’s sim­ple enough goal to aim for; cer­tainly a lot less delu­ded than “Write the next ‘Sun Also Rises’ or ‘Ulysses’”.

Seth talks about his “short for­mat” phi­lo­sophy some more in a bri­lliant post, “Tracts and Books”:

The Com­mu­nist Mani­festo is 80 pages long. Cer­tainly long enough to make an impact.

It has never taken me beyond a hun­dred pages to be per­sua­ded. Sure, there are times when the pages after page 100 help me pile on, give me more depth and unders­tan­ding. But a hun­dred (and usually fifty) is enough to get under my skin.

Or to steal hea­vily from George Ber­nard Shaw, “I’m sorry my last book was so long, but I didn’t have time to write a short one”.

It’s dirty little sec­ret that most of my business-book author friends (and I have more than a few) will freely admit off the record: Most busi­ness books are lucky if peo­ple read more than the first hun­dred pages.

So why write more than a hun­dred pages? You tell me…

It’s never quite that sim­ple, of course. There are as many ways to write a book as there are authors. If you want to spend the next seven years teaching junior college in order to be able to write the next Great Ame­ri­can Novel in your spare time, that works too, go for it.

But if you’re just trying to get ideas to spread– if it’s the ideas that actually mat­ter, not the book itself– I’d pay atten­tion to what Seth is up to, very carefully.

Like I’ve said many times before about Media, we’re now living in the era of #Chea­pEasy­Glo­bal. And thanks to that, I do honestly believe, it’s never been a more exci­ting time to be a writer.

Make of that what you will.

April 30, 2012

Any hardcore blogging mavens out there? Here are some cartoons for you to use as you see fit:

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Yay!

As you pro­bably already know, I wrote a wee book,  “Free­dom Is Blog­ging In Your Under­wear”, which just launched. It is my little love let­ter to the blogosphere.

We’ve also set up a spe­cial web­page: FreedomIsBloggingInYourUnderwear.com

Please click on it — it’s more than just a page about the book. It’s a move­ment, or at least, I think it should be.

I know for a fact, that a lot of you rea­ding this found a simi­lar free­dom that I found through the Inter­net and blog­ging. Like me, you found a voice, you found a plat­form, the rest is history.Your sto­ries are beau­ti­ful sto­ries, so I wan­ted to create some free social objects that help you tell your sto­ries… car­toons, ani­ma­ted videos etc. Sim­ple, fun, stuff.

This week, in honor of the sen­ti­ment behind the book, I’d love for you to share your story of how blog­ging or the Inter­net has given you free­dom.  Blog, tweet, post on Face­book or G+… share your story howe­ver you want, on wha­te­ver plat­form you pre­fer.  All I ask is that you inc­lude the hash­tag #Free­do­mIs­Blog­ging and if you can, email me a link to your post at “Freedom@gapingvoid.com.” I am going to be crea­ting a com­me­mo­ra­tive print for the book, and ever­yone who emails me a link to their “free­dom” post this week will have their name drawn in the print.  I hope you will use these tools to tell your story. There’s beauty in all this, there really is. Which is why I wrote the book, anyway.

I can’t wait to hear your sto­ries!  Rock on!

- Hugh

[P.S.  I am hol­ding a “vir­tual book tour” this Thurs­day, May 3, at 6pm EST. You can sign up and join me, for free, HERE]

June 14, 2011

When You Create [for Lisa Oz]

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Today’s news­let­ter car­toon was ins­pi­red by Lisa Oz, wife of Doc­tor Oz, inter­vie­wing me for Oprah Radio last week, while I was in New York City.

It was a good inter­view. Lisa is a lovely woman who asked VERY smart ques­tions about Crea­ti­vity. She also plug­ged both my books, which was quite nice for me. Heh.

And I did my best to ans­wer her ques­tions. As I get older I’m less squea­mish about tal­king about crea­ti­vity in spi­ri­tual terms, rather than just “Because it’s cool and sexy” terms.

And whether you believe in God or Buddha or Allah or something else enti­rely, this creativity/spirituality is something you should not be afraid of explo­ring at some point. Life is short and you’re going to be dead one day; that’s all the moti­va­tion you need.

So I desig­ned Lisa this car­toon to go on her busi­ness card. Like I said, I enjo­yed the interview.

Any­way, I’m happy to report that the inter­view is broad­cas­ting tomorrow, (Wednesday) at noon New York time [EST] on XM 111 and Sirius 204. It’s about 20 minu­tes long, so if you have sate­llite radio, I hope you’ll give it a listen.

Thanks, and Godspeed!

[Subsc­ribe to the news­let­ter here etc.]

June 3, 2011

Intensity

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May 2, 2011

“How To Be Creative” downloaded 4.5 million times!

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[UPDATE: Because I want peo­ple to see it, I’m kee­ping this as a pla­cehol­der at the top of the gaping­void home­page for a while. Scroll down to see newer stuff etc.]

My mani­festo, “How To Be Crea­tive”, is still the most down­loa­ded mani­festo on ChangeThis.com. The edi­tors there recently told me that at last count, it’s been down­loa­ded 4.5 million times.

If you want the more deluxe ver­sion, HTBC even­tually was rewor­ked, exten­ded and tur­ned into a hard­back book, “Ignore Every­body”, which went on to become a Wall St. Jour­nal Bestseller.

Four point five million. Wow. That’s a lot.

Thanks to every­body who took the time to read it over the years. It means a lot, Seriously.

[PS: I also have a second mani­festo on Chan­geThis, called “The Hugh­train”. Check it out.…]

April 15, 2011

“Treat it like an adventure. An adventure worth sharing.”

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That was pro­bably the best line in Evil Plans:

“Treat it like an adven­ture. An adven­ture worth sharing.”

Whether we’re tal­king about a busi­ness plan, a career, or something far more impor­tant, something that actually mat­ters… that’s what we’re here for, no?

The adven­ture.

To live it. And to be able to share it with others.

If you can’t do that, you’r not really alive. Not really.

Hell, you’re not even really marketing.…

“Treat it like an adven­ture. An adven­ture worth sharing.”

That’s what having an Evil Plan is really all about. That’s what gaping­void is really all about.

And even I for­get that sometimes…

 

 

February 17, 2011

my new book: “evil plans”

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[ Avai­la­ble from: Ama­zon.Bar­nes & Noble.Bor­ders.800-CEO-READ etc.]

“Every­body needs an EVIL PLAN. Every­body needs that crazy, out-there idea that allows them to ACTUALLY start doing something they love, doing something that mat­ters. Every­body needs an EVIL PLAN that gets them the hell out of the Rat Race, away from lousy bos­ses, away from boring, dead-end jobs that they hate. Life is short.”

My second book, EVIL PLANS launched today. Here are some notes:

1. EVIL PLANS is basi­cally a medi­ta­tion on “The Uni­fi­ca­tion of Work and Love”. Something a lot of us strive for; something worth stri­ving for. What does it take for some­body to be able to love what they do for a living? What has to hap­pen? What has to be given up? What state of mind does one have to be in? Ques­tions that never get old.…

2. Like I said ear­lier, the book doesn’t mat­ter; the con­ver­sa­tion mat­ters. How peo­ple con­ceive and exe­cute their own Evil Plans is  a sub­ject worth explo­ring deeply. All the book can do is help get the con­ver­sa­tion going. Same with this blog.

3. The first line in the book is, “Every­body needs an Evil Plan”. That is my belief, that is my man­tra. Besi­des dra­wing car­toons, Evil Plans is what my career has been about all these years– wri­ting about them, dis­co­ve­ring them, unco­ve­ring then, stud­ying them, crea­ting them, My own and other people’s.

4. Peo­ple are tal­king about the book already. Fellow Penguin/Portfolio authors, Pam SlimJonathan Fields and Daniel Pink already have reviews up, plus you can see what peo­ple are saying on Twit­ter via the #Evil­Plans hash­tag.

5. This is only the begin­ning. I wrote the book to start a con­ver­sa­tion about Evil Plans, not to be the defi­ni­tive ans­wer on the sub­ject. Yes, I have some Evil Plans about Evil Plans. Funny how that works…

6. Thanks to every­body who hel­ped make this hap­pen, espe­cially Jillian and Mau­reen over at Pen­guin, and my busi­ness part­ner, Jason, who had to put up with my non­sense for all those weeks. You guys rock.

June 14, 2010

the four big moments of writing a book

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[“Suc­cess­ful”, which I sent out in the news­let­ter a few weeks ago. You can buy the print here etc.]

This wee­kend I sent the final, edi­ted draft of “Evil Plans” off to my publisher. It  comes out in April.

A few hours later, a cou­ple of peo­ple were asking me, “Why aren’t you cele­bra­ting? I’d be hit­ting the bars right now…”

Heh. Finishing the book is really not that big a deal. All it marks is the end of a mas­sive, fairly tedious, weeks-long edi­ting and “polishing” ses­sion, LONG AFTER you’re done with the meaty, crea­tive, fun part.

To me, there are four really big moments in get­ting a book out. Finishing the book isn’t one of them:

1. Coming up with an idea for the book. That’s big. A big EUREKA moment that cuts through all the clut­ter like a sharp blade. The big ini­tial flash of ins­pi­ra­tion that gets the ball rolling. That’s all very exci­ting, but you never know how long you can keep the momen­tum going. It all might die out after a cou­ple of days, it might last until you get the thing published and it hits The New York Times Bes­tse­ller list. You never know.

2. Lan­ding the publishing deal. That’s what every aspi­ring wri­ter dreams of. It’s a HUGE moment, espe­cially the first time, though the eupho­ria doesn’t last long. Once you’ve sig­ned the con­tract and cashed the advance check, within nano­se­conds all that exci­te­ment is sud­denly repla­ced with the heavy weight of “Damn, now I have write the bloody thing.” And the bet­ter job you’ve done con­vin­cing the publisher what a rocks­tar you are, the hea­vier the weight is.

3. Relea­sing the book. Seeing it hit the bookshel­ves. All those months and months of work, put to the test. That’s quite thri­lling, espe­cially the first time, though if your book bombs (and if it bombs, it bombs quickly), that can be devastating.

But the big­gest moment for me, hap­pens about half­way bet­ween Num­bers 2 and 3:

4. The moment you rea­lize that your book isn’t going to be shit, after all. That moment when you rea­lize that, “Hey, this is actually going to work, after all”. That moment when you rea­lize that the publisher didn’t waste his money giving you an advance, after all. That moment when you first rea­lize that all the work you’ve done up to that point, wasn’t in vain. The moment you rea­lize that all the peo­ple who had put their faith in you in get­ting this book of the ground, also didn’t do it in vain.

That’s the best time to hit the bars, if you ask me.

And don’t worry, I did…

May 9, 2010

“death by stuff”

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From the Intro to EVIL PLANS:

“TO UNIFY WORK AND LOVE”

Sig­mund Freud once said that in order to be truly happy in life, a human being nee­ded to acquire two things: The capa­city to work, and the capa­city to love.

An EVIL PLAN is really about being able to do both at the same time.

So how do you do both at the same time?

Easy. You love what you do.

How do you love what you do?

You make the deci­sion to do so.

The ear­lier in your life you make that deci­sion, the easier your EVIL PLAN will be to pull off.

The easier it will be to actually create something.

The lon­ger you’ve been wor­king, the more you see this: Peo­ple in their thir­ties and for­ties, who have kind of hit the wall in their career tra­jec­tory, but somehow need the money more than ever.

You know, to pay for all that “stuff”. Fancy cars, nice hou­ses in the suburbs, golf clubs, that kinda thing.

They hate their work, but they love their “stuff”.

They say they have no choice. They have chil­dren, mort­ga­ges, res­pon­si­bi­li­ties, that kinda thing.

But they also have a lot of “stuff”, which requi­res ever more time and money to enjoy pro­perly, to keep the veneer from cracking.

Because the older you get, the more time and energy is nee­ded to com­pen­sate for the fact that basi­cally, you hate what you do. That you never liked what you do. That all along, it’s always been about the “stuff”.

Those peo­ple always get cru­ci­fied, even­tually. Their bos­ses always get rid of them, eventually.

So please decide to love what you do, the soo­ner the bet­ter. “Death By Stuff” is really no way to live.

[Bonus Link: Come­dian George Carlin’s clas­sic rant about “Stuff”.]

March 21, 2010

“evil plans” is nearly done

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Since I got back home from SXSW I’ve been wor­king on finishing EVIL PLANS, my second book.

I think I’m almost there, Folks. A few more days of obses­sive twea­king to go, and then off to the publisher’s for the final edit. Hurrah!

Man, what a relief. Ever since I sig­ned the con­tract last sum­mer, I’ve been fee­ling the pres­sure. The first book, IGNORE EVERYBODY did very well– FAR bet­ter than I ever could have pre­dic­ted. Beginner’s luck? Maybe.

Regard­less, to do it a second time felt like a lot to live up to. It feels GREAT to have the har­dest part of the pro­cess mostly over and done with.

EVIL PLANS will have roughly the same for­mat as IGNORE EVERYBODY: 18,000 words, plus a hun­dred or so car­toons. Desig­ned to be read easily on the john, or on an air­plane. As I’m fond of saying, “This isn’t roc­ket science”.

Here’s how the Intro­duc­tion opens:

INTRODUCTION: “EVERYBODY NEEDS AN EVIL PLAN”

Every­body needs an EVIL PLAN. Every­body needs that crazy, out-there idea that allows them to ACTUALLY start doing something they love, doing something that mat­ters. Every­body needs an EVIL PLAN that gets them the hell out of the Rat Race, away from lousy bos­ses, away from boring, dead-end jobs that they hate. Life is short.

Every per­son who ever mana­ged to do this, every per­son who man­ged to escape the cubi­cal farm and start doing something inte­res­ting and mea­ning­ful, star­ted off with their own EVIL PLAN. And yeah, pretty much ever­yone around them– friends, family, collea­gues– thought they were nuts.

Thanks to the Inter­net, it has never been easier to have an EVIL PLAN, to make a great living, doing what you love, doing something that mat­ters. My inten­tion is that by the time you’ve finished rea­ding this book, you will com­ple­tely con­cur. More impor­tantly, you’ll actually feel com­pe­lled enough to go and do something about it your­self, if you haven’t already.

Last year my friend, David Brain inter­vie­wed me:

DAVID: What was the motive behind wri­ting the book [IGNORE EVERYBODY]? I mean, I know how little money these things make, but do you want it to help other peo­ple bet­ter their lives or is it just another evil plan?

HUGH: I cer­tainly didn’t expect to make any real money from it, and how much it would “help” other peo­ple is pretty deba­ta­ble. But some­ti­mes in your life you have these defi­ning moments, where you draw a line in the sand and dec­lare to the world, “This is who I am, this is what I believe, this is what’s impor­tant to me.” I think we all need these moments at some point, to make us bet­ter unders­tand who we really are. Wri­ting a book is a good way to force these moments to the sur­face. That was really the key dri­ver, here.

And “for­cing these moments to the sur­face” was the key dri­ver with EVIL PLANS, as well. The book is not a how-to book; it’s not an ins­truc­tion manual. It is a per­so­nal rant about something I’ve been pur­suing all my adult life: to somehow find a way to unify both Work and Love.

i.e. To do what you truly love, and somehow get paid for it. Again, con­cep­tually this may not be roc­ket science, cer­tainly, yet it’s still something that elu­des most of us. Most of us still have to sch­lep for a living.

Per­so­nally, I think most of us would rather not have to schelp. I think most of us would rather have an EVIL PLAN. I think most of us would much rather find a way to unify Work and Love.

Which is why, of course, I wrote the book. Wish me luck with it, any­way. Thanks…

[EVIL PLANS is sche­du­led to hit the books­to­res April, 2011.]

January 5, 2010

reporting from gapingvoid central…

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i. The Book. Some­time on Sun­day I finished the first draft of “EVIL PLANS”. Sent it off to the publisher yes­ter­day. Now begins the edi­ting and the pro­duc­tion. It hits the bookshops January 2011.

I’m already thin­king about a third book…

About mid-December I had this big ol’ panic attack; thin­king I’d bet­ter get to work on EVIL PLANS or else I’d miss the dead­line I’d set for myself. So I buried myself in the office and pulled my hair out for a cou­ple of weeks. All this while the Holi­day Sea­son was kic­king in– more hair pulling there as well, but that’s a story for another day etc.

Ok, so the dead­line was met in good time, but I’m a ner­vous wreck now…

ii. The News­let­ter, Phase Two. From the Sign-Up page:

“From early January, 2010, I’m star­ting a news­let­ter for you guys. The plan is to e-mail y’all a new, free car­toon every mor­ning at 6am, New York Time. I may inc­lude other stuff along with them– writ­ten obser­va­tions, tips, use­ful links etc– but regard­less, I’m hoping it’ll be something that starts your day off with a chuckle.”

Daily Car­toons and the occa­sio­nal long “Crazy, Deran­ged Fools” writ­ten piece. I hope you’ll sign up, Thanks. I’m hoping that launches any day now.

iii. Ummmm… Did I men­tion that I’m a ner­vous wreck now…?

[About Hugh. Car­toon Archive. Com­mis­sion Hugh. Sign up for Hugh’s “Daily Car­toon” News­let­ter.]

October 27, 2009

more thoughts on “evil plans”

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Now that my Octo­ber tra­vels are over, I’m sit­ting at my desk again, wor­king on my second book, EVIL PLANS. Here are some notes:

1. The defi­ni­tion of an “EVIL PLAN” is, quite simply, a great idea that the world isn’t quite ready for yet, or at least, doesn’t think it is. Think of all the world-changing ideas that met resis­tance when they first came out. The motor car (“What’s wrong with a good horse?”). The telephone (“Hey, if someone wants to speak to me, they can damn well come and visit me at my office, or write me a let­ter.”). Uni­ver­sal Edu­ca­tion (“We can’t have com­mo­ners lear­ning how to read– it’ll give them all these fancy ideas they have no busi­ness thin­king!”). Per­so­nal Com­pu­ters (“The world is per­fectly happy with $5 million main­fra­mes, Lad­die.”). Women’s Suf­frage (“Women? Voting? But they’re not men­tally sta­ble enough to choose a good leader!”).

2. Every­body needs  their own EVIL PLAN. Because that’s our tic­ket off the tread­mill, the nine-to-five, the wor­king for The Man. Being a wage slave in the post-industrial world sucks. Besi­des, the lat­ter doesn’t pay very well.

3. Ever­yone needs to find mea­ning in the brief time they’re living on this pla­net. Besi­des Love– friends, family, babies, your fellow man etc– I believe the best way to achieve that is to find a way of making a living that (A) pays the bills and (B) crea­tes something that you can believe in. We are hap­piest when the work we do ful­fills a sense of pur­pose. This isn’t roc­ket science. This is just an EVIL PLAN to get our sorry asses out of the salt mine and on to doing something that matters.

4. EVIL PLANS are not really “Evil”, of course. Maybe “Impish” would be a more accu­rate term. But calling it “Evil” is really pretty “Impish”, so hey, it works. There is something rather mischie­vous about having something up your sleeve that will sur­prise every­body even­tually– something that will carry “the joy­fully unex­pec­ted” to a place it wasn’t before.

5. My good friend, John T Unger once said, “Pro­bably the easiest way to create good in this world, is by star­ting a small busi­ness that makes cool stuff.” I totally agree. That’s how I’ve cho­sen to spend my life; the point of EVIL PLANS is to reach out to those who have done the same. There are MILLIONS of us. It’s damn exciting.

6. “It’s not just enough to make money. One needs Per­so­nal Sove­reignty as well.” My Scot­tish grand­father was poor as dirt his whole life. But he died a free and proud man, and loved by count­less many. One thing Grandpa didn’t like, was being told what to do by other peo­ple. Espe­cially bureauc­rats. “Wee Man­nies”, he called them. Small men who used their State-given autho­rity to push big­ger men around. They never really pushed Grandpa around, though– frankly, they weren’t that dumb. As I get older, the more I rea­lize how much I take after Grandpa Mac­Leod. Which is why I own my own busi­ness, which is why I would never do well in a large cor­po­ra­tion. I don’t like having bos­ses. I don’t like being told what to do. Again, there are millions of peo­ple out there who feel the same. Again, it’s exciting.

7. I’m not wri­ting a “How-To” book. A library of How-To books won’t tell you as much as the follo­wing sen­tence: “Work your ass off for twenty years and THEN, JUST MAYBE you’ll finally get a fric­kin’ clue.” Like my first book, IGNORE EVERYBODY, I’m just com­pi­ling a list of all the stuff that has hel­ped me over the years. But it’s true– a little talent & a good work ethic goes a lot farther than a lot of talent & a poor work ethic. As a lot of my hapless, talented-but-lazy friends found out far too late.

8. I’ve been an artist, I’ve been an entre­pre­neur. Some­ti­mes it’s hard to tell the dif­fe­rence– they’re far more simi­lar than the popu­lar myths would have us believe. A forty­so­mething musi­cian sent me an email recently. He told me that, although his life for the most part has been a happy one– good health, lovely wife, great kids, good friends, nice house, etc– his career has always been a bit foggy for him, like he was never sure what would hap­pen next. I replied, “No worries, your situa­tion hap­pens A LOT with crea­tive peo­ple, even among the super-creative-successful types. The never-ending fog of being an artist.” Whether we’re tal­king art or being an entre­pre­neur, “The Fog” is always with us. There is no cure, there is only buil­ding up a tole­rance. And a good sense of humor helps, as well.

9. I think human beings inhe­rently want to do “Something That Mat­ters”. I think it’s in our DNA. I think the peo­ple who say they don’t want do something that mat­ters are liars. I also think having an EVIL PLAN cons­tantly in the back of our minds– quit­ting our day job and ope­ning a bar, wri­ting the Great Ame­ri­can Novel, wha­te­ver– is also in our DNA. EVIL PLANS is a medi­ta­tion about finally waking the hell up and going off to do something meaningful.

10. Life is an adven­ture. EVIL PLANS is my way of pro­ving the pre­ce­ding sen­tence correct. And the peo­ple who want to prove me wrong? They’re wel­come to try– even if they’ll pro­bably fail. Screw ‘em anyway.

[Backs­tory: About Hugh. E-mail Hugh. Work with Hugh. Twit­ter. Car­toon Archive. News­let­ter. Book. Inter­view One. Inter­view Two. EVIL PLANS. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Essen­tial Rea­ding:Everything You Always Wan­ted To Know About ‘Cube Gre­na­des’ But Were Afraid To Ask.”]

September 29, 2009

random book sighting in japan

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I was quite amu­sed by this, in a weird kinda way.

A few days ago, some groovy cat in Japan spot­ted my book in a bookshop in some town I’d never heard of before.

And he went and took this pic­ture of Page Sixty Four. Why Page Sixty Four? I have no idea. I guess that’s what intri­gued me.

[I saved the photo right then, I went back to try to find the link a few days later but couldn’t find it, sorry…]

Some ran­dom dude in a Japa­nese books­tore. Some ran­dom car­too­nist in West Texas, with an equally ran­dom book ser­ving as asocial object in a now hyper-connected world.

I told a fellow author the other day, “If your book isn’t a social object, your book isn’t selling. End of story.”

He scratched his head for a minute, so then I filled him in all about “Baked-In Socia­lity.” He got it, then.

And the Inter­net makes all this far more appa­rent than it ever was before, of course.

[Backs­tory: About Hugh. E-mail Hugh. Work with Hugh. Twit­ter. Car­toon Archive. News­let­ter. Book. Inter­view One. Inter­view Two. EVIL PLANS. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Essen­tial Rea­ding:Everything You Always Wan­ted To Know About ‘Cube Gre­na­des’ But Were Afraid To Ask.”]

September 12, 2009

my next book’s title: “evil plans: and 39 other keys to building a global microbrand”

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[Backs­tory: About Hugh. E-mail Hugh. Twit­ter. News­let­ter. Book. Inter­view One. Inter­view Two. EVIL PLANS. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des.]

It’s been almost four years since I first pos­ted “The Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand Rant”:

A small, tiny brand, that “sells” all over the world.

The Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand is nothing new; they’ve exis­ted for a while, long before the inter­net was inven­ted. Ima­gine a well-known author or pain­ter, selling his work all over the world. Or a small whisky dis­ti­llery in Scot­land. Or a small cheese maker in rural France, whose pro­duce is expor­ted to Paris, Lon­don, Tokyo etc. Ditto with a vio­lin maker in Italy. A clas­si­cal gui­tar maker in Spain. Or a small English firm making $50,000 shotguns.

[…]

Frankly, it beats the hell out of com­mu­ting every mor­ning to the cor­po­rate glass box in the big city, something I did for many years. Just so I could make enough money to help me for­get that I have to com­mute every mor­ning to the cor­po­rate glass box in the big city.

There are thou­sands of rea­sons why peo­ple write blogs. But it seems to me the big­gest rea­son that dri­ves the blog­gers I read the most is, we’re all loo­king for our own per­so­nal glo­bal mic­ro­brand. That is the prize. That is the tic­ket off the tread­mill. And I don’t think it’s a bad one to aim for.

As I’ve been wor­king on my next book, EVIL PLANS, it sud­denly occu­rred to me, THIS is what I’ve been doing all along with gaping­void these last eight years– trying to build my own glo­bal mic­ro­brand, and trying to help others do the same.

Like my old French buddy, Lau­rent Haug told me while we were sip­ping beers in Geneva, not long after I’d writ­ten the Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand Rant:

“You nai­led, it, Man. You’re set for life.”

“What do you mean?”

“The Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand. You coi­ned the term, now you own that conversation.”

“So what’s the big deal?”

“Every­body wants one, Hugh. That’s what we’re all cha­sing after.”

Lau­rent had a point. Loo­king back, it seems so gla­ringly obvious now…

Eureka. EVIL PLANS just got slightly more evil. Rock on.

[Bonus Link:] “Ten Thou­sand Peo­ple: The Anti­dote To ‘Cha­sing Gigs’”.

August 2, 2009

how blogging really works: random acts of traction

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[The car­toon I gave to Ester Dyson back in 2008.]
“Ran­dom Acts of Trac­tion”.
This is a phrase I use a lot these days.
It seems to be the story of my life.
I put stuff out there– car­toons, prints, a book, a blog post, wha­te­ver. Some of it flies, some of it goes nowhere.
Eight years of pretty suc­cess­ful blog­ging later, and I STILL have no way of pre­dic­ting what will work, and what will fail.
Who knew the book would be a bes­tse­ller? Who knew the phrase, “Social Object” would enter the lexi­con of mains­tream mar­ke­ting, simply by me rab­bi­ting on about it ad nau­seam? Who knew “Wolf vs Sheep” would be my most popular-selling print? Who knew the Blue Mons­ter would spread like wild­fire through Mic­ro­soft? Who knew all these things would gain “Ran­dom Acts of Trac­tion”?
Not I, that’s for sure.
The great Doc Searls desc­ri­bed this phe­no­me­non much bet­ter than I ever could:

Tell ya what. I’m fifty-seven years old, and I’ve been pushing large rocks for short dis­tan­ces up a lot of hills, for a long time. Now, with blog­ging, I get to roll snow­balls down hills. Some don’t go very far. But some get pretty big once they start rolling.
See, each snow­ball grows as others link to the ori­gi­nal idea, and add their own thoughts and ideas. By the time the snow­ball gets big enough to have some impact, it really isn’t my idea any more.
Any­way, at this point in my life I’d rather roll snow­balls than push rocks.

I think anyone who makes their living even partly via blogs and social media will unders­tand the snow­ball metaphor, will unders­tand “Ran­dom Acts of Trac­tion”.
My friends, Den­nis How­lett and James Gover­nor, both tech­no­logy con­sul­tants, cer­tainly unders­tand this. As they can only rea­lis­ti­cally exe­cute on 10% of their ideas, they don’t seem to mind giving away the remai­ning 90% for free, via their blogs. If one of their free ideas gets “Ran­dom Acts of Trac­tion”, it’s great PR for their busi­nes­ses. It leads to con­ver­sa­tions even­tually. Con­ver­sa­tions that even­tually lead to paid gigs.
This only works, of course, if you can make your “snow­balls” quickly and inex­pen­si­vely enough. If you spend too much time worr­ying about it, you lose. If you try to con­trol where the snow­balls go after you’ve relea­sed them down the hill, you lose.
“Fail cheap. Fail fast. Fail often. Always make new mis­ta­kes.” -Esther Dyson. Words to live by. Exactly.
[Update: Just added this blog post to EVIL PLANS.]

[Backs­tory: About Hugh. Twit­ter. News­let­ter. Book. Inter­view One. Inter­view Two. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des.]

June 27, 2009

more evil plans

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Though I don’t start the Texas road trip for at least another month, I’ve already star­ted wor­king on the second book, EVIL PLANS.
If you click on the link above, you’ll see that I’m pretty much wri­ting it the same way I wrote IGNORE EVERYBODY i.e. I’m just cut­ting and pas­ting ran­dom thoughts, old wri­tings and car­toons together, trying to get it all to fit somehow. Sure, it’ll take a while to gel, but hey, there’s no rush.
Besi­des, it’s quite fun, to push the unfi­nished idea “out there”, and watch it evolve over time. Is it the best way to go about wri­ting a book? Pro­bably not.
[Backs­tory: About Hugh. News­let­ter. Book. Inter­view One. Inter­view Two. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des. Hugh­train.]

June 11, 2009

“ignore everybody” launches today

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[Books arri­ving at my office for sig­ning. It’s a lousy job, but hey, some­body has to do it…]
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Four­teen months since I went public with the news, my first book, “Ignore Every­body” finally launches today.

Now avai­la­ble at:Ama­zon.

Bar­nes & Noble.

Bor­ders.

800-CEO-READ. (great for bulk buys)

Indie­Bound. [to find an inde­pen­dent store]

Kindle.

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[The book jac­ket– click on image to see enlar­ged PDF ver­sion etc.]
Here are some brief notes:
1. Big thanks to my agent, Lisa, to Jef­frey and Jillian, my edi­tors over at Penguin/Portfolio, to Mau­reen Cole, who does my mar­ke­ting over at Port­fo­lio, to my friend and men­tor, Seth Godin, for intro­du­cing me to Port­fo­lio.
2. Big thanks to all the blog­gers and blog rea­ders who ins­pi­red and encou­ra­ged me all along the way… You know who you are.
3. The book only took me a cou­ple for months to write. It took me four years to find the right publisher. I feel for­tu­nate that it wasn’t the other way around…
4. Some of my favo­rite car­toons in the book were drawn at this very small, funky West Village Bar in Manhat­tan, during my New York days. Pro­bably the prou­dest moment with get­ting the book published for me so far, was being able to send an advance copy to the bar’s owner, along with the follo­wing note:

“Dear Tanya,
Remem­ber that crazy guy with the tweed jac­ket who used to sit at the end of your bar every night, dra­wing those weird car­toons on the back of busi­ness cards?
I’m happy to report, he ended up alright…”

5. Yes. I am insa­nely happy, exci­ted and gra­te­ful about all this. Thanks and God Bless to you all. Rock on.

[etc: About Hugh. Inter­view. News­let­ter. Book. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des. Hugh­train.]

May 23, 2009

“ignore everybody” prints on their way

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[Me sig­ning copies of “Ignore Every­body” ear­lier this week. 25 boxes, 40 books in each…]
With my upco­ming book launch less than three weeks away, we deci­ded to published prints from some of the car­toons found in the book.
The book has eighty-odd car­toons in it, I’ve made a short­list of four­teen [See Below], from which I’ll actually print up three in the next cou­ple of weeks, to coin­cide with the books hit­ting the shops [UPDATE: I’ve also inc­lu­ded two or three car­toons that aren’t in the book, but maybe should have been etc.].
These prints will be sma­ller than the last ones [approx 9“x14” i.e. roughly the same dimen­sions as my Mac­Book] and chea­per [around $100-$125 for one, around $300 for the set]. They may be black and white only, or we may use maybe one color, we’re not sure yet.
In spite of their small size, like last time, they will be sig­ned, and will be prin­ted as high-quality silksc­reens.
Upmar­ket Cube Gre­na­des. Exactly.
Here is the short­list. Feel free to leave your feed­back in the com­ments, Thanks!
MISTAKENLY
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WOLF VS. SHEEP
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WE NEED TO TALK
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I DON’T HAVE FRIENDS
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WELCOME TO…
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IT’S NOT WHAT THE SOFTWARE DOES
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ANGELS
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COMPANY HIERARCHY
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DINOSAUR
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IF YOU TALKED TO PEOPLE
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QUALITY
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GOOD FOR YOU
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THE HUGHTRAIN
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THRIVING IN MARKETS
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March 10, 2009

“ignore everybody” launches june 11th, 2009

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[The book jac­ket– click on image to enlarge etc.]

My book, “Ignore Every­body” hits the books­to­res on June 11th.

[You can down­load two PDF sam­ple chap­ters here for free etc.]

Bar­nes & Noble.

Bor­ders.

800-CEO-READ. [great for bulk buys]

Indie­Bound. [to find an inde­pen­dent store]

Ama­zon.

The book has been a long time coming. What star­ted out as a series of blog posts in 2004, took on a life of its own.
In a hun­dred years I’ll be dead. So will you. Before that time comes, I want to keep asking the ques­tion, “How do we make the world a more fun, mea­ning­ful, loving, crea­tive place?” This book is part of that.
I can’t think of a bet­ter way to spend the remai­ning time God has given me on this pla­net, frankly. You?
[The Offi­cial Publisher’s Blurb for the book:]

When Hugh Mac­Leod was a strug­gling young copyw­ri­ter, living in a YMCA, he star­ted to doodle on the backs of busi­ness cards while sit­ting at a bar. Those car­toons even­tually led to a popu­lar blog – gapingvoid.com – and a repu­ta­tion for pithy insight and humor, in both words and pic­tu­res.
Mac­Leod has opi­nions on everything from mar­ke­ting to the mea­ning of life, but one of his main sub­jects is crea­ti­vity. How do new ideas emerge in a cyni­cal, risk-averse world? Where does ins­pi­ra­tion come from? What does it take to make a living as a crea­tive per­son?
Now his first book, Ignore Ever­yone, expands on his shar­pest insights, wit­tiest car­toons, and most use­ful advice. A sam­ple:

* Selling out is har­der than it looks.
Dilu­ting your pro­duct to make it more com­mer­cial will just make peo­ple like it less.
* If your plan depends on you sud­denly being “dis­co­ve­red” by some big shot, your plan will pro­bably fail. Nobody sud­denly dis­co­vers anything. Things are made slowly and in pain.
* Don’t try to stand out from the crowd; avoid crowds alto­gether. There’s no point trying to do the same thing as 250,000 other young hope­fuls, wai­ting for a miracle. All exis­ting busi­ness models are wrong. Find a new one.
* The idea doesn’t have to be big. It just has to be yours. The sove­reignty you have over your work will ins­pire far more peo­ple than the actual con­tent ever will.
After lear­ning MacLeod’s 40 keys to crea­ti­vity, you will be ready to unlock your own bri­lliance and unleash it on the world.
About the Author
Hugh Mac­Leod wor­ked as an adver­ti­sing copyw­ri­ter for more than a decade, while deve­lo­ping his skills as a car­too­nist and pun­dit. His blog is Gaping Void, and more than a million peo­ple have down­loa­ded the ori­gi­nal post that ins­pi­red this book, “How To Be Crea­tive.” He also lec­tu­res and con­sults on Web 2.0 and its impact on business.

October 15, 2008

choosing the book cartoons

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[One of my all-time favo­rite car­toons, from The Hugh­train.]
As the book now stands, there will be about eighty or so car­toons in it. I don’t have the exact num­ber so far, a lot has to do with the actual design of the phy­si­cal book– dimen­sions, page num­bers, layout, cost of pro­duc­tion etc. all fac­tor into it.
Choo­sing the car­toons has pro­bably been the har­dest bit of the edi­ting pro­cess so far. Besi­des the 1,800 or so car­toons on the blog, I’ve got– Wow– AT LEAST another 4,000 unpu­blished ones just sit­ting around in card­board boxes.
I wan­ted the car­toons in the book to offer a pretty tho­rough over­view of my work– who knows, this might be the only book I ever publish, or wha­te­ver. So I wan­ted to inc­lude car­toons from all my various sta­ges in the last ten years. From the early days in New York, to publishing “How To Be Crea­tive” and “The Hugh­train”, to my recent work.
The other thing– I’m older. A lot of my best ear­lier work has a lot more f-bombs and sexual refe­ren­ces than the car­toons I’m dra­wing today. But I wan­ted them in the book any­way, regard­less of how it may mis­re­pre­sent my more “mature”, present-day self, or under­mine the “cor­po­rate” side of the book mar­ket. Thank God my edi­tor agreed with this approach. Whittle down the edges too much, of course, and even­tually you have nothing left.
The good news is, wha­te­ver my petty con­cerns might be, the peo­ple at Pen­guin, both Edi­to­rial and Sales alike, seem very exci­ted and gung-ho. I’m fee­ling that way a bit, myself. Rock on.

July 22, 2008

why i’m writing a book, revisited

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For the last cou­ple of days I’ve been pin­ging back and forth with my book edi­tor over at Pen­guin, Jef­frey Kra­mes. We’re about to work through the final draft.
From what I’ve been told, the hard­back ver­sion of “How To Be Crea­tive” is coming out around Valentine’s day, 2009, give or take a few weeks.
This harks me back to a blog entry I did in Octo­ber, 2004, entit­led “Why I’m Wri­ting A Book”.

I’m wri­ting a book. It’s an expan­sion on a web post I published this sum­mer called “How To Be Crea­tive”.
(NB: The Book Out­line is here)
The pre­mise is very sim­ple:

“So you want to be more crea­tive, in art, in busi­ness, wha­te­ver. Here are some tips that have wor­ked for me over the years.”

I didn’t really have a rea­son for wri­ting it at the time. It was simply one of those lists of everything you wish you had known 10 years pre­viously but didn’t, but had you done so it would have saved you a bunch of time and trou­ble. Edu­ca­tion is expen­sive.
It star­ted off short and sim­ple, but then I star­ted adding little para­graphs to it, explai­ning it all the bet­ter. Then I star­ted adding wee car­toons to it. The whole thing star­ted to grow. And grow.
In the end the list was seen (and is still seen) by a lot of peo­ple. Folk star­ted telling other folk about it. It went viral. After a few weeks of crazy traf­fic the book idea star­ted coming to me.
I had always drawn car­toons, but never really wan­ted to do it pro­fes­sio­nally. Car­too­ning as a day job meant chai­ning your­self to your table, scratching out a living in silence, inte­rrup­ted only by fre­quent trips to the cof­fee shop. I wan­ted to see more of the world than that. I wan­ted to get out, have adven­tu­res, tra­vel, make money, live in the adult world. I wan­ted to be part of the noisy, hustle n’ bustle, big city life. I wan­ted to look out my bedroom win­dow in the mor­ning and see skysc­ra­pers. Car­too­ning was too ‘college town’ for me.
So I got a job in a big Chi­cago adver­ti­sing agency. It was a good choice. It pretty much used the same part of my brain as car­too­ning, the pay was good, the work doa­ble enough and you got to inte­ract with adults most of the time. Plus it also indul­ged one’s fas­ci­na­tion with mass media that all young adults seem to have. I was dead plea­sed to be in the busi­ness.
Still, my first few years in adver­ti­sing were not easy. Wri­ting ads is a tough pro­fes­sion. There are far too many peo­ple doing it, it’s very com­pe­ti­tive, it’s hard as hell to stand out and get ahead, the stress is awful, the future is always uncer­tain, the hours are long, the wor­king wee­kends are many and the poli­tics invol­ved are com­ple­tely insane.
By the late 1990’s I was star­ting to burn out a bit. The job was taking its toll. In spite of this I found myself being offe­red a great new job in New York City, which I jum­ped at.
My first year in New York was a tran­sient time for me. Uncer­tainty about my career and other per­so­nal issues meant ins­tead of sett­ling down like a nor­mal per­son, I was going out a lot. I was drin­king way too much. About this time I star­ted dood­ling on the back of busi­ness cards, just to give me something to do while sit­ting at the bar.
Busi­ness cards are the per­fect medium for a New York barfly. They’re easy to carry around, they don’t attract a lot of atten­tion, they don’t take up a lot of space at the bar, they’re cheap and dis­po­sa­ble enough so it doesn’t mat­ter if you spill your drink on them. They’re a com­ple­tely unfa­mi­liar, baggage-free, expectation-free medium, so it doesn’t mat­ter if you never get a foothold in the gallery or publishing scene. They can simply exist without a lot of fuss.
Peo­ple wal­king past the bar on the way to the bath­room would see this jit­tery, unkempt guy in a tweed jac­ket on a bars­tool, dood­ling furiously and won­der what was up. Some­ti­mes they’d look at my work. Some­ti­mes it would be met with enthu­siasm, some­ti­mes not. Often I was asked if I publish. I’d say no, I don’t.
Saying no would inva­riably get me a funny look. Why was I bothe­ring doing something this invol­ved if I wasn’t plan­ning on publishing it? This is New York, dam­mit; you’re sup­po­sed to have a mas­ter plan for world domi­na­tion etc.
But I had the adver­ti­sing job. I didn’t need the money, not really. The adver­ti­sing paid well enough; even if it was wea­ring me out a bit. I knew how much most car­too­nists make (pea­nuts) and how hard they work (very). It wasn’t a route I wan­ted to go down.
Besi­des, I had been wor­king my ass off for over a decade. Maybe I liked just doing something for no rea­son, for a change. Maybe I liked the fact that these wee dra­wings would never be seen by a wide audience. Maybe I liked not having the pres­sure to suc­ceed at all costs in the fore­front of my psyche. Maybe it made me feel less of an ani­mal to be moti­va­ted by something other than raw ambi­tion.
Maybe I just saw myself swim­ming in this crazy, des­pe­rate, horny, exis­ten­tial, urban, greedhead-frenzy sea of ran­dom bodies, and maybe the act of sit­ting at the bar and dood­ling for no rea­son was my little anti­dote for it. My little piece of drift­wood to cling on to.
It is a very agreea­ble fee­ling, when you know you have something spe­cial and won­der­ful hap­pe­ning, but you don’t feel any par­ti­cu­lar need to let every­body know about it. I knew the car­toons were good, I knew I could do something with them. But I also knew the publishing mar­ket. I knew those media folk weren’t ever going to make my life easier. Ins­tead of wai­ting to be dis­co­ve­red, I was doing the oppo­site. I was deli­be­ra­tely kee­ping them from the commerce-minded peo­ple, who I just knew would spoil everything the moment I let them anywhere near.
Then the inter­net came along and chan­ged everything.
I’m not sure how I got into the inter­net so hea­vily. It just snuck up on me. One day I just built a web­site and star­ted pos­ting my dra­wings on it. A few months later 9 – 11 hap­pe­ned and all hell broke loose. Peo­ple were being laid off all over. Peo­ple were at home, sur­fing the inter­net. I guess that’s when my work star­ted get­ting noti­ced. Peo­ple star­ted blog­ging. I star­ted blog­ging, too.
The world has chan­ged since 9 – 11, any­body who thinks dif­fe­rently is a fool. And for some rea­son I find myself far bet­ter sui­ted to the post-9 – 11 world than the fun, pros­pe­rous, party-central one that came before.
The future we see before us is a chao­tic one. Somehow sit­ting there at a Manhat­tan bar in the late 1990s, end­lessly dood­ling away for no rea­son, I got a glimpse of the impen­ding chaos a few years soo­ner than my more sta­ble, pros­pe­rous, well-adjusted friends.
And now it’s infor­ming my adver­ti­sing career.
Chaos can be a posi­tive thing. Chaos is inhe­rently part of the crea­tive act. To embrace crea­ti­vity means you must also embrace chaos. Things don’t hap­pen when everything is neat and “just so”. Crea­ti­vity is all about dis­rup­tion. The peo­ple who tell you that crea­ti­vity is pain-free are liars. The peo­ple who tell you they’ve got a plan are liars. There is no plan. There’s just you, God and the need to invent. And this uncer­tain world is what most of us now find our­sel­ves ente­ring, willingly or other­wise.
Crea­ti­vity equals chaos. Chaos equals crea­ti­vity. Embrace it or die. I’ve already done so. I know all about it. It almost cost me my liver but like I said, edu­ca­tion is expen­sive.
The Crea­tive Age is upon us. The Chao­tic Age is upon us. We are sca­red. Damn right, we should be sca­red. But out of the terror comes the ama­zing oppor­tu­ni­ties for us to expand both on the mate­rial and spi­ri­tual level. The fewer safety nets there are to save us, the less choice we have to be anything other than our­sel­ves, the less choice we have besi­des doing what is mea­ning­ful to us. And fin­ding our­sel­ves, doing what mat­ters, beco­ming the per­son we were born to be, this is what God put on this earth to do.
We live in ama­zing and inte­res­ting times. I intend the book to do a damn good job pro­ving it.

I’m loo­king at this piece and saying to myself, “Damn, I wish I could still write like that…” But I can’t. When I wrote that, I was a lot more poor, unem­plo­yed and des­pe­rate than I am now. “Hun­ger is the best spice”. No money or suc­cess can replace the artis­tic edge that pro­lon­ged poverty & under-achievement gives you. Sad but true.
Would I want to go back there, for the sake of “Art”? No. I was there once already. And it suc­ked.
Yes, it was an adven­ture. But only in retros­pect. At the time, the rea­lity was far more mun­dane and une­dif­ying. Besi­des, new adven­tu­res inte­rest me now, a lot more than the old ones do. Happy but true.