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February 22, 2013

The gapingvoid Affiliate Program

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We’ve star­ted an affi­liate program!

As you know, we pay our bills by selling prints and tee shirts of our art (along with a lot of cool ani­ma­tion and cor­po­rate work).  I wan­ted to let you know that we recently set up gaping­void on the Linkshare net­work (an affi­liate pro­gram) so that our friends with blogs and web­si­tes can actually bene­fit directly (by ear­ning com­mis­sions) from hel­ping to spread the gaping­void word.

If you are already part of the Linkshare net­work you can easily search for “gaping­void art” and request to be added as a publisher.  If you are not yet part of Linkshare you can sign up here for free.

As you are a spe­cial friend of gaping­void, we’d be happy to pre­pare any cus­tom ban­ners for you and your audience, or work with you to create a really spe­cial offer just for your com­mu­nity. Just let us know. In any event, it would be an honor and awe­some to have you as a gaping­void affi­liate. If you want any addi­tio­nal info about the affi­liate pro­gram, feel free to con­tact Jason or Jeff. Me?  I’ll be drawing.

Rock on!

Hugh

February 21, 2013

What is a “Cultural Object”?

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[More thoughts on The Racks­pace Book…]

6. ROB LA GESSE

Rob La Gesse is the groovy cat who first hired gaping­void at Rackspace.

He’s also the guy who hired my friend, Robert Sco­ble.

He’s a lot like me and Sco­ble, i.e. very much his own man, very much an individual.

I sup­pose that’s why we get along.

Above is a T-shirt design I’ve never sho­wed Rob before– he’s seeing it for the first time here on the blog, the same as you and ever­yone else. He may like it, he may not.

That’s how Rob and I work together. Like I said in my last blog post, “he lets me just post stuff without get­ting pre-approval. We like doing that way because it lets him see the work for the first time in the wild, which keeps the thin­king fresher, somehow.…”

The thing is, there’s a method to the mad­ness. If the idea fails, hey, it’s just a wee car­toon on a blog post. We can quickly and easily try something else the same day. It’s not like we blew money on a Super­bowl ad that ended up bombing…

But if the idea works, it works REALLY well. The idea gets emai­led around, both inside and outside the com­pany, to emplo­yees, sha­rehol­ders, cus­to­mers and non-customers alike. It sud­denly takes on a life of its own, on its own merit.

In other words, it sud­denly beco­mes a cul­tu­ral object (i.e. a social object that arti­cu­la­tes the  com­pany cul­ture), as oppo­sed to just a usual piece of com­mer­cial, “Here’s-why-you-should-give-us-your-money” mes­sa­ging (You know, the kind that nobo­day actually cares about).

Rob and I never plan­ned it this way, we just star­ted tal­king and this is kinda how it evol­ved. That’s kinda how we both roll. Rock on.

February 15, 2013

Make Every Work Of Art Like It’s Your Last.

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“Live each day as if it were your last,  for one day it will be.” Though Mar­cus Aure­lius’ Third-Century advice sounds terri­fic, it’s pro­bably the har­dest piece of advice in the world to follow.

In Robert Altman’s 1992 movie, “The Pla­yer”, David Kahane, an unsuc­cess­ful screenw­ri­ter is ran­domly mur­de­red. At his fune­ral, his friend Phil reads out the last words he ever wrote:

Black­ness.

A mangy dog barks.

Gar­bage can lids are lif­ted as dere­licts in the street… hunt for food.

Buz­zing, as a cheap alarm clock goes off.

Inte­rior. Flophouse room.

Early mor­ning.

A trac­king shot moves through the grimy room.

Light streams in through holes in yello­wing win­dow shades.

Moths dance in the beams of light.

Track down along the floor.

The fra­yed rug.

Stop on an old shoe. It’s empty.

That’s as far as he got, said Phil…

If David Kahane knew these words were goingto be the last ones he would ever write, do you think he would’ve have cho­sen them? No, of course not, he would’ve writ­ten something else, somethiong far more mea­ning­ful and timeless.

That’s what makes the scene so memo­ra­ble, so tra­gic. Robert Alt­man knew what he was doing.

That scene always stuck with me. It told me, “Make every word you write count, Boy, for one day those words will be your last”.

The fact that I was watching the movie for the first time in a crow­ded cinema in West LA, made it seem even more tragi-comic than usual. A lot of other un-dead David-Kahane-types were in the audience, all laughing ner­vously at the in-joke.

It’s too easy to just laugh at all the in-jokes, isn’t it? It’s too easy to think one is immune, isn’t it?

February 5, 2013

Beware of the “Big Moments”

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[Diary entry, May 2008]

Though I star­ted doing my “Car­toons drawn on the back of busi­ness cards” in Decem­ber, 1997, it took me a few months to really get into it… as this photo from my old 1998 diary shows.

At first, I thought I should just do a few dozen of them for kicks and gig­gles, then move on to something else.

That I’d still be doing them 15 years later, didn’t even cross my tiny little mind.

But then it took on a life of its own. Its mea­ning, pur­pose and scope snow­ba­lled slowly over time.

The les­son here is, be care­ful of see­king out “The Big Moments” on pur­pose. Because when the big moments actually hap­pen, they don’t seem very big at the time (like the one in the May, 2008 diary entry above). And too many moments that seem big at the time, often end up going nowhere (“The Fai­led Super­bowl Ad Gra­ve­yard” is full of those).

Of course, the more you love your work, the less you need (or want) the “Big Moments” to sus­tain you. What you really end up nee­ding (and wanting)is just to wake up fresh every mor­ning, and get busy without a lot of fuss.

“Sim­ple. Easy. Happy. Boring.” Exactly.

[So far I’ve drawn over 10,000 of the busi­ness card car­toons. You can see the latest ones on my Tumblr page etc.]

January 20, 2010

the ‘not delusional’ print

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Really plea­sed about this. The “Not Delu­sio­nal” car­toon that I pos­ted a few weeks ago is now avai­la­ble as a print…

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January 6, 2010

“people are using social media to make money? shock! horror!”

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I drew the car­toon above over five years ago. It still applies.

Brian Clark and I were chat­ting on the phone yes­ter­day about the end of the “Uto­pian” phase of blog­ging and social media.

Yes, all that talk about “Con­ver­sa­tion”, “The Social Graph”, “End of Mar­ke­ting”, “Adver­ti­sing Is Dead”, “Authen­ti­city”, “Trans­pa­rency” and “Bypas­sing The Gate­kee­pers” had its place.

At the same time, I think we all collec­ti­vely was­ted a lot of time by end­lessly yak­king on about it. “Buil­ding Brand Advo­ca­tes through Influen­cer Enga­ge­ment” and simi­lar cor­po­rate drivel.

I think 2010 will the year we all start actually being more TRANSPARENT about why we’re really here in the first place: To make money.

Spea­king of which, anyone here fancy buying a gaping­void fine art print? Rock on.

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December 27, 2009

print profile: “c.f.a.”

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From the gaping­void Gallery:

I drew this when I was living in New York, in the late ‘nineties.

If you actually lis­ten to me speak, if you actually read my prose wri­ting, you’ll find I don’t swear very often. But somehow it works in car­toons. Espe­cially ones crea­ted in New York.

This print is one of four prints in the “Port­fo­lio Series Num­ber Two”, but you may purchase it here indi­vi­dually.

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November 24, 2009

i’m not delusional 2

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November 22, 2009

twenty years on [life is too short mk ii]

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A week ago today it occu­rred to me, that date, the 15th Novem­ber mar­ked the twenty-year anni­ver­sary of me star­ting my first “real job” out of college i.e. as a junior copyw­ri­ter for Leo Bur­nett, the big ad agency in Chicago.

It’s been a hell of a trip since then. Glad I ended up where I did; though damn, I wish it hadn’t taken me so fric­kin’ long.

Every day that I’m alive, the car­toon above gets truer and truer and truer…

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live forever

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November 20, 2009

what people say

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October 18, 2009

i’m not delusional

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There’s been plenty of art made on the sub­ject of busi­ness and capi­ta­lism, as this recent article in The Eco­no­mist will attest.

Though as I was dra­wing this catoon ear­lier this mor­ning I got thin­king, the sub­ject of The Entre­pre­neur? Far less coverage.

That might have to change. I might have to be the one to change it. Just sayin’…

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October 16, 2009

portfolio number three: pre-order

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[“Ignore Every­body”: Lar­ger ver­sion here.]

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[“New York”. Lar­ger ver­sion here.]

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[“We Need To Talk”. Lar­ger ver­sion here.]

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[“Corinthians”. Lar­ger ver­sion here.]

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[“Port­fo­lio Num­ber One”, han­ging in a collector’s office in Germany.]

After the suc­cess of Port­fo­lio Num­ber One and Port­fo­lio Num­ber Two, we’ll be publishing Port­fo­lio Num­ber Three in about a month.

11“x14”, Rives-Arches French made paper, hand-printed, limited-edition seri­graphs, hand-signed and num­be­red by me, i.e. the exact same for­mat as before.

This port­fo­lio will be sma­ller ver­sions of prints we have already published on the gallery. Peo­ple like the big­ger prints (“Pur­ple Cow”, for exam­ple, is 39“x28”), but small ones have their place, too (espe­cially if you like han­ging art in downs­tairs bath­rooms etc.).

Also, with the Holi­day Sea­son coming up, these wee “Cube Gre­na­des” will make a lovely gift for peo­ple. Because of their rela­ti­vely small size, you don’t have to worry so much about where the per­son recei­ving it is going to find room to hang it etc.

You can buy the entire port­fo­lio of four prints, fra­med, for $495 plus Ship­ping & Hand­ling. Or you can buy them indi­vi­dually, fra­med, for $150 each, plus Ship­ping & Handling.

I’ll announce when the Port­fo­lio is up on the gallery site and ready to go, or you can reserve yours now by clic­king on one of the two Pay­Pal Depo­sit but­tons below (one for the port­fo­lio of four, one for buying a print indi­vi­dually etc.), and we’ll put you first on the list. The other advan­tage of using the Pay­Pal but­ton ins­tead of wai­ting for the offe­ring to go live on the gallery web­site is, the ear­lier you place the depo­sit, the easier it is to reserve a cer­tain num­ber of an edi­tion you may care to have.

The plan is to have these prin­ted, sig­ned and ship­ped out within the month, so plenty of time before Christ­mas and Hannuka.

I hope you like what you see, this going to be a great little series. If you have any ques­tions, please feel free to leave a com­ment below. Thank You.

[TO PURCHASE PORTFOLIO #3 — $75.00 DEPOSIT]

[TO PURCHASE AN INDIVIDUAL “PORTFOLIO # 3″ PRINT — $50.00 DEPOSIT: Once the prints are up on the gallery site, we’ll e-mail you to con­firm which one of the four you want spe­ci­fi­cally etc.]

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October 4, 2009

today i spent most of the morning working on “gapingvoid’s big monster pimping page”…

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Yeah, well, a man’s got a living to make…

P.S. I drew the above car­toon in 1998. Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose etc.

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September 30, 2009

[pre-publication print offer:] love matters. people matter. everything else is secondary. amen to that.

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[$50 Pay­Pal Depo­sit But­ton etc.]

The “A Story [Blue]” print is now avai­la­ble as a pre-publication offer: $245.00

This print is dif­fe­rent than the ones I’ve done to date. It has a sort of Abstract-Expressionist feel to it, as I felt that was more in kee­ping with the sen­ti­ment. It’s a beau­ti­ful thought, one of my favo­ri­tes. “A story without Love is not worth telling.” Like Saint Paul wrote to The Corinthians, “Without Love, I am nothing.” The best sto­ries are about things we care about, told to the peo­ple we care about. This is true whether we’re tal­king fic­tion, fact, peo­ple, ideas or yes, the story about the busi­ness you’re trying to get off the ground.
Love mat­ters. Peo­ple mat­ter. Everything else is secon­dary. Amen to that.

With many peo­ple saying that small is beau­ti­ful, we will be edi­tio­ning this in a slightly sma­ller for­mat. Still a hand-pulled seri­graph, by Mas­ter Print­ma­ker, Jamie, prin­ted on heavy French Rives Arche Paper. Hand-signed and num­be­red by me. We won’t know the actual size until we proof the image, but I’d esti­mate it will be 18“x24” or so.

The print will be pos­ted on the gallery page soon enough, selling at $450.00, but for now, it’s only avai­la­ble here exc­lu­si­vely on my blog for the spe­cial pre-order price of $275.00.

Just click on the $50 Pay­Pal Depo­sit but­ton above to secure your order. We’ll invoice you for the rest once they’re prin­ted and ready to ship, which should be late October.

We’re now also offe­ring a lovely fra­ming deal, where we frame it pro­perly for you for an extra $125, so you can hang it right out of the box. We’ll post the details on the gallery once the print is up on there, and also e-mail you the details along with the invoice etc.

Any­way, I hope you like it. As always, I love recei­ving the pic­tu­res of the han­ging art in people’s homes and offi­ces, so please keep them coming, Thanks!

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September 4, 2009

the “vanished” print now for sale individually

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vanished 001 jpeg1A-thumb “Vanished”. This is one of the prints from “Port­fo­lio Series Num­ber Two”, and is now for sale indi­vi­dually on the gaping­void gallery.

Its backs­tory is over on my bio page:

“Spring ’98. I was at a bar, it was late, I was kinda tipsy.

Sud­denly I rea­li­zed that my life hadn’t chan­ged much in the last decade since lea­ving college. Work, bars, car­toons, ran­dom con­ver­sa­tions of a big-city nature, second-hand bookshops and art films, the occa­sio­nal bout of ran­dom or regu­lar sex to tide things over etc etc.

It wasn’t as inte­res­ting as it used to be. But I hadn’t moved on, really. And I had no idea where to go next.

Wel­come to New York.

The best car­toons are the ones that give you these ama­zing moments of cla­rity as you draw them. That’s the best thing about car­too­ning, really. Everything else seems rather secon­dary in comparison.”

This is one of all-time favo­rite car­toons. Though I wouldn’t call it “The story of my life” much these days, back in New York… Oh, yeah. Ouch.

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August 27, 2009

framed dinosaur

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[I love this photo. Mike Orren’s cube gre­nade, just back from the framer’s. For sale here on the gallery page etc.]

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August 17, 2009

“ignore everybody” portfolio series number two: signed and numbered, 11“x14”, $300.00 pre-order, $50 deposit

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[“Mis­ta­kenly”]
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[“Nobody Cares”]
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[“Vanished”]
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[“CFA’}
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[UPDATE: These prints are now also for sale indi­vi­dually. Go check out gapingvoidgallery.com to see more.…]

After the very suc­cess­ful launch of Port­fo­lio Series Num­ber One, we’re happy to announce the launch of Port­fo­lio Series Num­ber Two.
After con­sul­ting with y’all recently about what designs to use, we narro­wed it down to the four designs you see above.
Same deal as last time: They mea­sure 11“x14”, and can be fra­med and hung, or kept in a port­fo­lio to view or use for mee­tings and then put away etc. They are all hand-pulled seri­graphs, and prin­ted on Rives-Arches paper. All four are taken from car­toons that appea­red in my book, IGNORE EVERYBODY.
You can pre-order them for $300 for the set of four, by just lea­ving a $50.00 depo­sit using the Pay­Pal but­ton below. We’ll send you an invoice for the remain­der when they’re prin­ted an ready to ship.

[$50.00 deposit/pre-order Pay­Pal but­ton etc.]

Port­fo­lio One used black and red. This time we used mainly a black and blue theme. This group of car­toons I selec­ted comes out of my New York days, when my tone was less about busi­ness– more per­so­nal– and more about being sar­do­nic and han­ging out in bars too much. Blue is the per­fect color for that…
They came out loo­king well. I’m exci­ted! Hope you like. Rock on.

August 12, 2009

shortlist: portfolio number two

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[The Short Tail]
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[Wel­come To…]
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[I Don’t Have Friends.]
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[I Choose This Life.]
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[Mis­ta­kenly.]
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[C.F.A.]
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[Vanished.]
Like I said on my last blog post, after the great suc­cess of the “Port­fo­lio Num­ber One” launch, we’ve deci­ded to do another one i.e. Port­fo­lio Num­ber Two.
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[“Port­fo­lio Num­ber One”.]
And like last time, all ima­ges cho­sen will be taken from my book, IGNORE EVERYBODY.
So here you go– a short­list of eight poten­tial “cube gre­na­des”. Four of these will be made into a limited-edition print.
Which ones get your vote? Please feel free to leave a com­ment below, Thanks!

[Visit my print gallery here.]
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August 10, 2009

coming soon: portfolio number two

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[One of the car­toons from the book etc.…]
After the great suc­cess of the “Port­fo­lio Num­ber One” launch, we’ve deci­ded to do another one i.e. Port­fo­lio Num­ber Two.
And like last time, all ima­ges cho­sen will be taken from my book, IGNORE EVERYBODY.
So if you’ve read the book already, I’d love to hear your feed­back. Which cartoon(s) from the book do you think would make good “cube gre­na­des”? Please feel free to leave a com­ment below, Thanks!

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August 7, 2009

“cube grenades” start arriving

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[@macfowler: “Totally hyped that my @gapingvoid prints arri­ved today” http://twitpic.com/d3fk2]

The Port­fo­lio Series Num­ber One
, a.k.a. the “Cube Gre­na­des”, which I announ­ced the same day that my book launched, have star­ted arri­ving at their new owners’ homes. Thanks, Mac, and Every­body Else who orde­red! Rock on.
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[Update: The Create or Die prints have star­ted arri­ving as well. Thanks Again!

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August 5, 2009

update: still on– the “ignore everybody” prints, pre-order at $275.00, with a $50.00 deposit.

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A cou­ple of peo­ple emai­led us, saying they were having trou­ble their Pay­Pals, and nee­ded some extra time to sort it out.
Besi­des that, as the ori­gi­nal Mon­day night dead­line came an went, peo­ple were still tric­kling in. It see­med a bit mean just to cut them off arbi­tra­rily.
So with that in mind, we’re kee­ping the the IGNORE EVERYBODY print offer open for a while yet. We’ll see what hap­pens.
Thanks to EVERYBODY for THE MOST SUCCESSFUL pre-order we’ve ever done! Seriously. Rock on.

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July 27, 2009

the dinoasaur print

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The “Dino­saur” print is now for sale up on gaping­void­ga­llery…
Deri­ved from the old maxim, “Never try to teach a pig to sing, it was­tes your time and annoys the pig.“
Limi­ted edi­tion, sig­ned and num­be­red, prin­ted with the same high-quality inks and papers as the lar­ger stuff etc.
A nice cube gre­nade for any office. Rock on.

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June 17, 2009

cdf newsletter cube grenade print offer

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[The printer’s proofs. You can buy the entire 4-piece set here. Click on image to enlarge etc.]

[UPDATE: This offer is only valid for 48 hours, Thanks!]

[These are the Pay­Pal but­tons for an offer made exc­lu­si­vely for my CDF News­let­ter subsc­ri­bers. The offer is only open to them, Thanks.]

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“DINOSAUR“
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“ADVERTISING”

June 11, 2009

“ignore everybody” portfolio series number one: signed and numbered, 11“x14”, $300.00

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[The printer’s proofs. Click on image to enlarge etc.]
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[“Qua­lity”]
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[“Tal­ked”]

[Update:] You can purchase the Port­fo­lio here.


Last week I blog­ged about a series of small prints I was wor­king on
, based on the car­toons in the new book, “IGNORE EVERYBODY”, which as y’all know, launched today.
These car­toons above are some of the most vie­wed, and have collec­ti­vely been down­loa­ded hun­dreds of thou­sands of times. I know they adorn lots of cube walls, been made into stic­kers and of course, blog­cards.
These four reflect a lot about what I was fee­ling at the time I drew them, three or four years ago. How we all have a need to find “pur­pose”, and the stuff we do and the peo­ple we inte­ract with each day, in order to find “it”.
So today, being a day that for me is a lot about fin­ding my own pur­pose, I’ve deci­ded that it would be a poig­nant moment to make these avai­la­ble for peo­ple to own. You can throw away your yellow’d down­load and own the real thing ins­tead, sig­ned and num­be­red by me. An edi­tion of 100, sold as a set in a port­fo­lio, for $300 [Plus Ship­ping & Hand­ling]. In a few days we’ll be offe­ring the indi­vi­dual prints for about $100 each.
These are sma­ller ver­sions of what we have been doing up until now. They mea­sure 11“x14”, and can be fra­med and hung, or kept in a port­fo­lio to view or use for mee­tings and then put away etc.
They are all hand-pulled seri­graphs, and prin­ted on Rives-Arches paper. For those of you thin­king about collec­ting the work long-term, this is a good, affor­da­ble, and fun place to start. I hope to be making lots more of these port­fo­lio edi­tions in the future. Thanks.

June 8, 2009

george

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[etc: About Hugh. Inter­view. News­let­ter. Book. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des. Hugh­train.]

June 3, 2009

“ignore everybody” cube grenades: the new small print series

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[“Dino­saur”]
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[“Hugh­train”]
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[“Qua­lity”]
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[“Tal­ked”]
A week ago I wrote that we’d be pro­du­cing some new prints based on some of the car­toons appea­ring in my book, IGNORE EVERYBODY.
After recei­ving a lot of feed­back from y’all, we deci­ded on the four designs above. Here are some notes:

1. They’ll be sma­ller. Approx 9.5“x14”, roughly the same dimen­sions as my Mac lap­top.
2. They’ll be more affor­da­ble. Circa $125.00 US, $400.00 for the com­plete set of four.
3. They’ll be of the same high-quality. They’ll be silk-screened by hand. Old School. They’ll be sig­ned and num­be­red by me. Because they are more affor­da­ble, they’ll be lar­ger edi­tions, say, 800 or so. We could have saved money if we used digi­tal prin­ting, but we deci­ded against it — hand pulled seri­graphs, still.
4. Fin­ding Space: We rea­li­zed that about 35% of each edi­tion done so far is being purcha­sed by the same group of peo­ple. Many of them are saying, we want to collect, but we are run­ning out of wall space. So these ima­ges are of a size that can be fra­med and hung on a small wall, seve­ral at a time. Or maybe peo­ple will do what I do i.e. keep the ima­ges in a small port­fo­lio, for taking out when they have mee­tings, or enter­tai­ning. In any case, it seems to me that making lower cost, true high-quality, limi­ted edi­tions, lots more peo­ple will be able to enjoy them. No worries for those with big walls, I am going to con­ti­nue to do the lar­ger ima­ges as well.

Over the next week, I’ll be wor­king out all the details with this new size. Watch this space.

[More: About Hugh. Inter­view. News­let­ter. Book. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des. Hugh­train.]

May 15, 2009

the ‘create or die’ cube grenade

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One of my Twit­ter follo­wers sent me the pho­to­graph above. It’s the “Create or Die” image, down­loa­ded off my blog, prin­ted out and stuck onto his cube wall. Clas­sic “Cube Gre­nade” action.
If you fancy one of these for your­self, well, that’s easy enough. I’ve repos­ted the same image imme­dia­tely below. Just click on the image, down­load the high-rez ver­sion, print it out, find a wall and some Scotch tape, et Voila! Ins­tant Cube Gre­nade.
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If you want the more ups­cale ver­sion, there’s the large, high-quality, sig­ned, limited-edition print I’ve got for sale on the gallery web­site. And of course, if you are already a subsc­ri­ber to my CDF News­let­ter, the “hush-hush top sec­ret” offer I made to y’all last week is still open.
I know that if I put enough good stuff out there, create enough inte­rac­tion, my busi­ness model would emerge even­tually. I like my print busi­ness and the idea behind it, but already I see it as a small sub­set of the much lar­ger Cube Gre­nade idea.
We live in inte­res­ting times…
[P.S. If you have any of my Cube Gre­na­des in your pos­ses­sion, please can you e-mail some pho­tos of them to me? Thanks]

 

May 4, 2009

Dear God,

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Dear God,
Do you mind if I call you that?
You gotta admit, “God” is bit of a silly name…
I guess it’s bet­ter than calling you “Fred”, “George”, “Larry” or wha­te­ver…
Just askin’…
Kin­dest Regards,
Hugh

April 24, 2009

signing prints in miami

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[The “Agen­ciaC­lick” prints being sig­ned and num­be­red…]
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[The “Wolf vs Sheep” prints, freshly sig­ned and num­be­red…]
I’m in Miami for the wee­kend, mainly here to sign some more prints and do some more dra­wing…
Drawn in Alpine, Texas. Prin­ted in NYNY. Sig­ned in Miami. Sold all over the world, via the Inter­net. A glo­bal mic­ro­brand, if ever there was one…

April 13, 2009

the next gapingvoid print: “create or die”: $265 pre-order

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Though this car­toon, “Create or Die” is less than a week old, it see­med to really reso­nate with peo­ple, and by the time the end of last week rolled around, the num­ber of peo­ple emai­ling me about this image almost equa­led those who voted for Wolf v. Sheep. So, being the kind of per­son that hates to disap­point, I deci­ded to damn the tor­pe­does and go ahead and publish it, as it seems to make lots of peo­ple happy.
The car­toon was ins­pi­red by a dia­log I had going with one of my clients, Dell Com­pu­ters, just before Christ­mas. The more I thought about it, the more I rea­li­zed that this “crea­ti­vity” thing isn’t just a Dell issue, it applies to all of us.
Like I said in my pre­vious blog post:

In this glo­ba­li­zed, hyper-linked, internet-enabled world, “Boring” has sud­denly become a very expen­sive luxury.
[…]
I want to make limited-edition prints that somehow, even in a small, indi­rect way, helps make com­pa­nies and indi­vi­duals less afraid, and more willing to be CREATIVE, more willing to embrace the CREATIVITY that they already have. Because eco­no­mi­cally and spi­ri­tually, that is ulti­ma­tely where our future lies, even if that idea some­ti­mes terri­fies us.

I can’t tell you what to make. I can’t tell you what your cus­to­mers will find inte­res­ting or use­ful. I can’t tell you what’s going to knock their socks off. I can’t tell you what “Create” means to you or some­body else.
But I will tell you, I AM RIGHT about this one. Create or Die. That’s why I wan­ted to make this into a print. Something on the wall to serve as a steady remin­der.
[The Small Print:]

1. It’ll be prin­ted around the end of April, and will retail at $450.00. Not yet sure on the edi­tion size, we’ll decide when it is going to print, all hand-signed and num­be­red by me. Using the Pay­pal but­ton below to make a $100 depo­sit, you can own at the pre-publication price of $265.00. The pre-pub price will expire by Thurs­day. Any orders after that, but before the publi­ca­tion date can buy it for $350.00. The minute the image is prin­ted, the price reverts back to $450.00.

[UPDATE: The Pay­Pal Depo­sit has been remo­ved.]
2. To secure your pre-order, please use the Pay­Pal but­ton above to make a $100 depo­sit. The Pay­Pal form will ask you for all your details [inc­lu­ding your pre­fe­rred ship­ping address], which of course we’ll have for our records. Why are we asking for a depo­sit? To weed out the spam­mers, fla­kes and trolls out there [This is the Inter­net, after all], lea­ving only com­mit­ted buyers in the mix. No other rea­son.
3. When asked for your details, please inc­lude your real name, not just your busi­ness name. The ship­per won’t deli­ver it other­wise.
4. The print will be ready to ship in 4 – 6 weeks from today. We’ll email you another Pay­Pal for the outs­tan­ding invoice once the art­work is prin­ted and pac­ked.
5. We’ll be prin­ting these to the same high stan­dards as last time i.e. top-of-the-line inks and paper, approx 24″ x 35″ in dimen­sion. If for some rea­son, I don’t like the way the colors lay down when I am proo­fing it, I reserve the right to change the colors and if you don’t like the final image, you can have your depo­sit back, no ques­tions asked.
6. Ship­ping & hand­ling [approx $45 USA, $65 abroad] is not inc­lu­ded in the price. The buyer is also res­pon­si­ble for any Cus­toms & Excise outside the USA. We ship them flat, not rolled.
7. If you have any ques­tions, please feel free to drop me an email at gapingvoidprints@gmail.com, and either Laura or me will ans­wer them.

Thanks, as always, for your love and support!

April 8, 2009

the next gapingvoid print: “wolf vs sheep”, pre-order at $265

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[“Wolf vs. Sheep”. Click on image to enlarge]

[UPDATE: Wolf vs Sheep $265 is now clo­sed. The price is now $350 pre-order until the print ships, early May. Thanks for the support!!!!!]

“Wolf vs. Sheep” will be the next gaping­void print.
<ahref=“http://www.gapingvoid.com/Moveable_Type/archives/004906.html”>The votes are in, and it is always inte­res­ting to see which image wins, and what peo­ple have to say about why. We were bet­ting that the win­ner was going to be “Love Begets Love”, but bet­ween the emails and com­ments, it was at least three-to-one for “Wolf vs Sheep”. [Which just pro­ves that I still do not know why peo­ple like one car­toon over another]. Even though, fewer peo­ple voted for the other ima­ges, they were no less pas­sio­nate about the ones they selec­ted, and that star­ted us thin­king… as I will explain below.
I am always remin­ded that I need to spell out the ‘fine print’, as follows:

1. It’ll be prin­ted around the end of April, and will retail at $450.00. It’ll be an edi­tion of roughly 100, hand sig­ned and num­be­red by me. The first 30 peo­ple who pre-order it by making a $100 depo­sit using the Pay­Pal but­ton below can have it at the pre-publication price of $265.00. Any orders after, but before the publi­ca­tion date can buy it for $350.00. The minute the print goes into pro­duc­tion, the price reverts back to $450.00.

[UPDATE: PAYPAL BUTTON REMOVED, EASTER SUNDAY.]
2. To secure your pre-order, please use the Pay­Pal but­ton above to make a $100 depo­sit. The Pay­Pal form will ask you for all your details [inc­lu­ding your pre­fe­rred ship­ping address], which of course we’ll have for our records. Why are we asking for a depo­sit? To weed out the spam­mers, fla­kes and trolls out there [This is the Inter­net, after all], lea­ving only com­mit­ted buyers in the mix. No other rea­son.
3. The print will be ready to ship in 4 – 6 weeks. We’ll send you another Pay­Pal for the outs­tan­ding invoice once the art­work is prin­ted.
4. We’ll be prin­ting these to the same high stan­dards as last time i.e. top-of-the-line inks and paper, approx 24″ x 35″ in dimen­sion. If for some rea­son, I don’t like the way the colors lay down when I am proo­fing it, I reserve the right to change the colors and if you don’t like the final image, you can have your depo­sit back, no ques­tions asked.
5. Ship­ping & hand­ling [approx $45 USA, $65 abroad] is not inc­lu­ded in the price. The buyer is also res­pon­si­ble for any Cus­toms & Excise outside the USA. We ship them flat, not rolled. When you give us your details, please remem­ber to inc­lude your name, not just your com­pany name. Other­wise the Post Office won’t accept it.
6. If you have any ques­tions, please feel free to drop me an email at gapingvoidprints@gmail.com, and either Laura or me will ans­wer them.

Though “Wolf vs Sheep” was the clear win­ner, there was still a lot of PASSIONATE sup­port for the two other con­ten­ders, “Create Or Die” and “Love Begets Love” [see the com­ments]. We’re loo­king at ways to make those avai­la­ble to you as well. I draf­ted a post ear­lier today that I’ll publish in a few days. In part, it says:

EVERY DAY now, I’m get­ting emails from peo­ple, reques­ting that I turn their favo­rite gaping­void car­toon into a limi­ted edi­tion print. The good news is, in an ideal world, I would do it in a nano­se­cond. The bad news is, it is just not eco­no­mi­cally fea­si­ble. These sorts of print edi­tions are really expen­sive to make, and without a cri­ti­cal mass of cus­to­mers per edi­tion, it simply doesn’t work
The funny thing about my work is, that because there is so much of it, so many dif­fe­rent ima­ges mean so many dif­fe­rent things to so many dif­fe­rent peo­ple. On one level, I’ve been really bles­sed at being very pro­li­fic, but on another level, I strug­gle with deci­ding what to ima­ges to choose for pro­duc­tion. Yes, there are obvious ones, like “The Blue­train”, but many, like “Corinthians”, which pro­ved to be really popu­lar in the end, I could have just as easily not have cho­sen.
There HAS to be a bet­ter way. Somehow, I need to make the selec­tion pro­cess more open to Ever­yone.…
So I’m thin­king to myself, wouldn’t it be cool if peo­ple could SPONSOR their own limi­ted edi­tion? Seriously.

We’re loo­king into this idea where indi­vi­duals can fea­sibly “spon­sor” the pro­duc­tion of their favo­rite car­toon into print form, and har­nes­sing the power of the Inter­net to get other peo­ple to join their cause. We’ll either build or own web­site for that, or we’ll use something like Fundable.org.
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[“Love Begets Love” and “Create or Die”.]
“Love Begets Love” and “Create or Die” will be the gui­nea pigs. It’ll be really inte­res­ting to see what hap­pens. Please watch this space.
Thanks, as always, for your love and support!

April 7, 2009

the next gapingvoid print: “wolf vs sheep”, “love begets love”, or “create or die”

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[UPDATE: “Wolf vs Sheep” will be the next gaping­void print. Details here.]

In case you haven’t been follo­wing, I have been upda­ting a few ima­ges from my back cata­lo­gue [which num­bers over 5,000 dra­wings, the last time I coun­ted] and tur­ning them into limited-edition silksc­reens.
It has been a great expe­rience. It’s allo­wed me to reac­quaint myself with the ima­ges, that in some cases, I haven’t really thought about for years. It brings back some old memo­ries, and puts my mind to work in a new medium: How to trans­late 2″ x 3 1/2″ busi­ness card-sized doodle into large, 2-or –3-foot ima­ges.
As I spend time with this, I can’t help thin­king about that age-old, never-quite-answered ques­tion, “What is Art?” How is it dif­fe­rent, how has our rela­tionship chan­ged with it from even say, a cou­ple of deca­des ago? Espe­cially with the Inter­net evol­ving our sense of “Media” at such a light­ning pace?
I don’t have a defi­ni­tive ans­wer to this, but I do have a few thoughts on the sub­ject:
The artist whose work best sum­med up for me the Modern, post-World War Two, 20th-Century world that most of us were born into, is the late, great Andy Warhol. A fan­tas­tic maga­zine illus­tra­tor in the 1950s, who got into the ima­gery of tele­vi­sed, mass media in the 1960s. VERY mass-media. Who appro­pria­ted the visual lan­guage of a mass-produced, top-down, broad­cast, CORPORATE world. The visual lan­guage of Madi­son Ave­nue, the visual lan­guage of Kellog’s Corn Fla­kes, Heinz Ketchup and of course, Campbell’s Soup. And we look at his work with the same sort of detach­ment as a TV com­mer­cial, or a can of beans in the super­mar­ket. And we NEED to remain detached, or else this rather loud, gla­mo­rous, oppres­sive, con­su­me­rist world­view would bury us, would turn our brains to corn syrup.
Then along comes the Inter­net. A place that doesn’t do shotgun-media,“Broadcast” well. A place where if what you’re saying isn’t enga­ging, isn’t hit­ting peo­ple on a inti­mate, human level, it doesn’t get seen, it doesn’t get sha­red, it doesn’t exist.
Which explains why, as a rela­ti­vely dedi­ca­ted citi­zen of the Inter­net, I am far more inte­res­ted in what a piece of “Art” can do for you, once it is on your wall, than what I got out of crea­ting it. What it can do as piece of com­mu­ni­ca­tion bet­ween you and the peo­ple close to you, not as a piece of aca­de­mic Art Theory. I like the “Social-bility” of the work. I like crea­ting “Social Objects”. And this to me, of course, is what the Inter­net also runs on. This, to me, is also what the new internet-enabled, post-TV world is all about. Ins­tant, Human Con­nec­tion.
And where does this “Human Con­nec­tion” come from? Easy– from tal­king about the world you and I actually live in, not the world the “Theory Police” live in. Yes, that one. The messy one. You know EXACTLY what I’m tal­king about…
And yes, that’s what car­toons have ALWAYS been about to me, long before the Inter­net was inven­ted, long before I even knew what Art Theory was. As I’m fond of saying, “It isn’t roc­ket science”. Real, Human Con­nec­tion never was.
So, with this brave new world in mind, we’re thin­king of publishing one of the three follo­wing car­toons:
1. “Wolf vs Sheep”. This is a re-working is one of my his­to­ri­cal favo­ri­tes. I first drew it when I had just to moved to New York, in 1998. It was about what I saw as the choi­ces that peo­ple are con­fron­ted with in the rat race. They were fas­ci­na­ting times and eli­ci­ted other favo­ri­tes of mine, like “Com­pany Hie­rarchy”.
2. “Love Begets Love”. Virgil’s famous quote. I drew the car­toon as a con­ten­der for the Stormhoek Valentine’s wine in 2007. It never made it onto the bottle as a label in the end, but a lot of peo­ple loved the dra­wing.
3. “Create Or Die”. Though I only pos­ted this car­toon for the first time a few hours ago, I’ve so far recei­ved about 20 emails from peo­ple expres­sing serious inte­rest in it as a print. I never saw that coming, but what the heck, up it goes…
We’ll publish one of the three, depen­ding on the feed­back we get. If you have an opi­nion either way, please feel free to leave a com­ment below, ping me on Twit­ter, or if you think you’re in the actual mar­ket for buying one, send me an email. Thanks.
The silksc­reen print will be roughly the same size [approx 24″ x 35″] and of the same high qua­lity as “Corinthians” and “We Need To Talk”. The price and num­ber of the edi­tion will also be in the same ball­park.
Please let me know your thoughts. All very exci­ting. Thanks Again.

create or die

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You either get it or you don’t. You either feel it in your bones, or you don’t. There’s nothing to explain.
[UPDATE:] Though only a few hours old, this car­toon is already in the run­ning to become the next gaping­void limited-edition print! Details here.]

 

April 4, 2009

blue monster israel

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Just stum­bled across this photo from July, 2007. The Blue Mons­ter made it to the SAP offi­ces in Ra’anana, Israel. Rock on.
I’ve not been pushing The Blue Mons­ter much in the last year. I’ve been busy with other things, and besi­des, like Microsoft’s Steve Clay­ton told me a while back, “It already has a life of its own, so there’s no need to…“
That being said, every now and then I’ll come across someone in the Mic­ro­soft ecosys­tem, either via email, Twit­ter or in per­son, who’ll tell me a funny story about it e.g. like how they were in somebody’s office on the other side of the pla­net, and there they saw it, han­ging on the wall. Stuff like that makes my day. And it’s been hap­pe­ning quite a lot recently, for rea­sons unbek­nownst to me. Which I sup­pose is why I’m wri­ting about it now…
In retros­pect, over two years since it made its debut, I’m quite relie­ved it never got offi­cially sanc­tio­ned by the Mic­ro­soft mar­ke­ting machine. “We’re Mic­ro­soft! We GET The Blue Mons­ter! We’re cool!!!!” That would’ve gone down like a lead balloon.
My spies tell me that inside Mic­ro­soft, The Blue Mons­ter is pretty divi­sive. Some peo­ple really reso­nate with it, a lot of peo­ple go, “Who the hell autho­ri­zed this?!! This isn’t part of the bran­ding!!!!” I con­si­der them friends of mine, but I don’t work for Mic­ro­soft, nor are they currently clients of mine. So I’ll let them sort that one out for them­sel­ves. Heh.
I never envi­sio­ned it as part of “The Brand”. To me it was just a car­toon that arti­cu­la­ted that demo­nic, crea­tive pas­sion, that sense of PURPOSE that ALL com­pa­nies need to arti­cu­late, Mic­ro­soft or other­wise, soft­ware or other­wise, if they wish to remain inte­res­ting, if they wish to thrive long-term.
It’s not roc­ket science. Which is why it works.
[Link: The ori­gi­nal Blue Mons­ter blog post.]

April 1, 2009

print update: signing

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Today was “Print Sig­ning” Day. Spent most of the mor­ning sig­ning “Corinthians” and “We Need To Talk”. Rock on.
As you can see, “WNTT” is red & white. It was con­cei­ved as a pur­ple & blue print, but as I e-mailed to peo­ple who had pre-ordered one:

As you will remem­ber, it was envi­sio­ned as a mostly pur­ple print, with some blue and black.
It loo­ked good on the com­pu­ter screen [i.e. lit from behind]. The trou­ble is, it didn’t look so good as a prin­ted proof. It simply didn’t work. Somehow the pur­ple didn’t gel with the other colors. It all loo­ked kinda muddy.
So we mes­sed around, as you can see in the second photo above. We took out the pur­ple, just to see if that hel­ped.
Then we chan­ged the ori­gi­nal blue to fire-engine red, we also tried orange-yellow.
And the red.… simply put.… loo­ked SMOKING HOT! I’m wri­ting this down in Miami. The WNTT edi­tion [red] just arri­ved here in a woo­den crate, and it looks utterly fabu­lous. Trust me; the photo doesn’t do it jus­tice.
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[The prints, 30 seconds after ope­ning the cra­tes…]
I know that the pur­ple image above was what you plan­ned on buying, and you may in fact have had your heart set on something pur­ple. I totally unders­tand that. Then again, Art is a work-in-progress. I didn’t know exactly HOW things were going to turn out until I was actually in the prin­ting stu­dio. C’est Le Gue­rre.
I’m sig­ning the prints tomo­rrow and ship­ping them out this week. If you’re not happy about the new red color, I unders­tand com­ple­tely, and I will gladly refund your money in full, or cre­dit you with a later print edi­tion. It’s totally your call.

The vast majo­rity of peo­ple were cool with this, a lot of them actually said they pre­fe­rred the new red ver­sion. One per­son did have her heart set on pur­ple, so we gave her a refund, fair enough. One other per­son agreed to take a “Corinthian” in its place. So it all tur­ned out rather well, all things con­si­de­red.
The prints are being ship­ped out tomo­rrow, so expect to see yours in the mail in the next few days. To be honest, I’m over the moon with how well these two edi­tions tur­ned out. These are very exci­ting times. Thanks, as always, for your love and sup­port. Rock on.

December 22, 2008

we need to talk [blue]

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December 19, 2008

blue monster, re-colored

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[Yeah, well, I was mes­sing around with my Tablet PC today.…]

December 16, 2008

sms towering

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December 27, 2007

microsoft and chess pieces

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I first lear­ned how to play chess when I was about eight years old. I remem­ber fee­ling quite frus­tra­ted, after my Uncle Donald had taken every one of my pie­ces except for my King, how the lat­ter, as the last remai­ning of my pie­ces on the board, surroun­ded by Uncle Donald’s rooks and knights clo­sing in for the kill, see­med so utterly impo­tent in the face of impen­ding doom. My King was able to move in any direc­tion, yet he was so una­ble to save his poor self from the final kill. If the King was so impor­tant, why did he not have more com­pe­lling powers at his dis­po­sal? For a poor eight-year old, it all see­med terribly unfair.
Then about the three years ago I lear­ned the his­tory of chess pie­ces, and why they move the way they do. It ans­we­red a lot of my ques­tions. I wrote a blog post about it.

5. The Queen. The Queen’s entou­rage was always loo­ked after by a small, elite, highly trai­ned body­guard. The impe­ra­tive to pro­tect the women and chil­dren was very strong. If trou­ble was afoot it nee­ded to get the hell out of Dodge very quickly. Ergo the body­guard was very mobile and very deadly. It nee­ded to be.
6. The King, though power­ful and free to choose any direc­tion he wan­ted, was hea­vily laden with the appa­ra­tus of State. The King could not just drop everything and flee; he had the court, the trea­sury and the minis­ters weighing him down. So his move­ments were fairly limited.

The King, being the Head Honcho, could move in any direc­tion he plea­sed. But because he had so much accu­mu­la­ted bag­gage, he couldn’t move very far. Unlike my opponent’s gallant rooks and knights surroun­ding him.
I often see para­llels bet­ween the King chess piece, and a com­pany I have not only have wor­ked for in the past, but also have a great deal of affec­tion for i.e. Mic­ro­soft. A mar­ket cap worth tens of billions, annual sales of tens of billions, a vast army of emplo­yees nee­ding paid, a vast army of sha­rehol­ders nee­ding divi­dends, and and vast, vast, vast LEGION of smart, capa­ble and equally ruth­less folk who would like nothing bet­ter than to see them per­ma­nently fall on their faces. And how do they mange to keep all these wol­ves from the door? By arran­ging groups of ones and zeros into a par­ti­cu­lar order, and get­ting other peo­ple to pay for them. The logis­tics are are off the scale.
Peo­ple often ques­tion my moti­ves for wor­king with Mic­ro­soft, which any cynic would say is not really that sur­pri­sing. Quips of me being “Assi­mi­la­ted by The Borg”, or me being a “Sha­me­less Blog Whore” are often thrown my way. Of course, what these peo­ple don’t rea­lize [not that they’ve ever asked], is that I make a lot more money with my far less con­tro­ver­sial small busi­ness pro­jects– The money I’ve made from Mic­ro­soft in the last year would account for less than 10% of my total income. I could make a lot more money without Mic­ro­soft, I just choose not to.
Why? Because perhaps, just perhaps, the ques­tion, “How does a lone King stay alive, let alone win the game, when surroun­ded by so many opponent’s bloodthirsty rooks and knights?” is a topic that I find fun­da­men­tally inte­res­ting. As would any sane per­son who has been ope­ra­ting in the real world for more than six months. This is partly what The Blue Mons­ter is all about. Rock on.