Archive for the ‘texas road trip’ Category

August 5, 2009

stormhoek bottles

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[A print idea for #evil­plans. Click on image to enlarge etc.]

EUREKA! I had my EVIL PLANS road trip idea, but it was lac­king the social object it nee­ded to really work.
Sure, dri­ving around Texas with a video camera and an idea about “Dream Big” was all very well, but it nee­ded something to work as a totem for the Stormhoek wine.
IDEA: Hand-painted wine bott­les.
I’ve drawn on Stormhoek wine bott­les before, using pain­ting sticks. They loo­ked kinda cool. While I tra­vel around Texas, I’ll be making them to hand out to peo­ple who went to all the trou­ble to sup­port this enter­prise. See image above to get a rough idea what it might look like…
This is exci­ting. The road trip idea is sud­denly A LOT More inte­res­ting, all of a sud­den. Rock on.

[Update: Just added this blog post to EVIL PLANS.]

July 26, 2009

stormhoek, terlingua


[Never a dull moment in West Texas etc. A video of me telling some local peo­ple down in Ter­lin­gua all about Stormhoek.]
I recently made the acquain­tance of the pro­prie­tors of both The Star­light Thea­ter and La Kiva, two pro­mi­nent bars down in Ter­lin­gua. The mee­tings went well– I liked them both, they see­med to like me. So it looks like we might be selling down there, fin­gers cros­sed. Hurrah!
Ter­lin­gua, 100 miles South of Alpine, Texas, right on the Mexi­can bor­der, is pro­bably the stran­gest place I’ve ever visi­ted in my life– it has an unrea­lity to it quite unlike anything else I’ve ever seen. But there’s a won­der­ful appeal to it, that’s for sure. If you ever wan­ted to know what it was like to be living in the old Wild West, this is pro­bably as close as you’re going to get, first hand. The peo­ple, archi­tec­ture and lands­cape seem right out of a Sam Pec­kin­pah movie.
So why try selling South Afri­can wine in Ter­lin­gua? “Futile Mar­ke­ting”, of course…

[Backs­tory: About Hugh. Twit­ter. News­let­ter. Book. Inter­view One. Inter­view Two. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des.“EVIL PLANS”.]

June 21, 2009

gapingvoid is proud to present: THE WORST MARKETING IDEA EVER!!!!!


[My pal, Jef­fro sin­ging at Harry’s Tinaja, Alpine, Texas.]
I’m taking to the road. Here are some notes:
1. Now that IGNORE EVERYBODY is done and in the book sto­res, it’s time to do something else. In the last cou­ple of days, I’ve got­ten seve­ral emails from peo­ple that they saw the book selling in air­port bookshops. Wow. It doesn’t get any more “mains­tream” that that, I’m happy to report. At least I can’t accuse it of being “undis­co­ve­red”. And for me, as a blog­ger, it’s nice to be able to break out of the Web 2.0 echo cham­ber. Exactly.
2. So I was having a drink with a friend the other day, and he asked me what my next plan was. I told him, in no uncer­tain terms, that “I’m going to go on the road, and stay on the road, until Stormhoek is the best selling South Afri­can wine in Texas.”
3. I’m brin­ging my com­pu­ter along. I’ll be blog­ging my adven­tu­res en route. Hoping to be pos­ting travel-diary videos on You­Tube as well.
4. I’ll be limi­ting my tra­vels to the State of Texas. Luc­kily it’s a big State and there’s plenty to dis­co­ver.
5. I’m brin­ging my com­pu­ter along. I’ll be wor­king on my second book while I’m tra­ve­ling. I have a vague idea what it’s about…
6. I’m brin­ging my com­pu­ter along. I hoping to meet other Texan blog­gers and Twit­ters on my tra­vels.
7. Hoping to draw a lot of new car­toons en route as well. Hoping that some new prints will come out of it.
8. I don’t really have a plan. But I am lea­ving as soon as I can get orga­ni­zed. You’ll be able to follow my adven­ture on Twit­ter easily enough.
9. This idea will pro­bably fail. “Futile Mar­ke­ting” etc. Rock on.
10. [Update:] Just Twit­te­red this blog post: “@gaping­void is proud to pre­sent: THE WORST MARKETING IDEA EVER!!!!!” Yep. That’s about right…
[etc: About Hugh. Inter­view. News­let­ter. Book. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des. Hugh­train.]

June 18, 2009

road trip?


[Mar­ke­ting. It’s a dirty job, but someone’s gotta do it…]
With all the acti­vity over IGNORE EVERYBODY and the prints these last few months, I was get­ting frus­tra­ted that I wasn’t spen­ding more time on the Stormhoek pro­ject.
It’s hard to do everything.…
The wine is selling well here in Alpine, Texas. It’s a small town of six thou­sand, word is easy to spread if you’re doing something inte­res­ting. But I have my eyes set on big­ger hori­zons.
Like I said before, I’m just going to focus the mar­ke­ting efforts on the State of Texas. Doing the whole country is just WAY too com­pli­ca­ted, not to men­tion expen­sive.
I’ve asked our dis­tri­bu­tors to send me a list of all the sto­res, bars and res­tau­rants that they cover in Texas. I’m thin­king of going on a road trip. I’m thin­king of visi­ting some of these pla­ces. I’m thin­king of brin­ging a video camera along. I’m thin­king of asking Jef­fro to come with me, at least for part of it.
I’m just thin­king…
[etc: About Hugh. Inter­view. News­let­ter. Book. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des. Hugh­train.]