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March 5, 2007

cath and colin


Two of my favo­rite peo­ple, Cathe­rine and Colin, in the Stormhoek Lon­don office today.

February 19, 2007

more thoughts on customer engagement

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[The current favo­rite for our next Stormhoek car­toon label. Every per­son in the trade that I’ve shown it to has loved it. Very cool.]
After an extre­mely busy 2006, and an even busier 2007 [so far], I briefly har­bo­red what now seems like an insane idea– that once I got back from my Stormhoek Road Trip, I would take some time off. You know, maybe go down to the South of France and visit Sigurd for a while, and just gene­rally chill out by the pool or wha­te­ver.
No such luck. Looks like the next month is going to be a busy one. There’s SO MUCH left to do.
My new Stormhoek man­tra is “Cus­to­mer Enga­ge­ment”. I’m in the wine busi­ness, and it seems to me that if I want to be able to afford rent next month, I need to figure out cle­ver ways to ship wine cases. Stormhoek is an outs­tan­ding pro­duct, and we seem to have have good rela­tionships with all the big super­mar­kets, which drive well over 60% of the UK wine trade. Where I see the oppor­tu­nity to grow the busi­ness is in the inten­sity with which we engage with the ave­rage super­mar­ket shop­per. There’s many ways to skin this– everything from more road trips, spon­so­ring more blog din­ner to yes, the label on the bottle. But at the end of the day, it all comes down to the ordi­nary Brit pushing a shop­ping tro­lley, and giving her what she wants. Everything else is secon­dary.
For all the fun and buzz of the road trip, what I per­so­nally got most from it was an ama­zing and deep first-hand expe­rience of super­mar­kets. I sin­ce­rely believe that this will prove inva­lua­ble to me down the road.

February 14, 2007

colin editing

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Colin edi­ting a film in the hotel lounge. It’s been like this all month– a tre­men­dous adven­ture, all done on the hoof, and yes, utterly exhaus­ting.
There just the three of us on the road, doing what ordi­na­rily would require five times that num­ber. But the extre­mity of the cir­cums­tan­ces is what gives the whole exer­cise its edge.
And edge is where the action is, these days…

February 8, 2007

vote for your favorite stormhoek label!!!!

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We’ve added a wee voting machine on the Stormhoek blog.
We’re coming out with some new car­toon labels, so we’d like your feed­back. Feel free to go vote for your favo­rite design. The car­toon with the most votes will end up as a new Stormhoek label, when we make our next pro­duc­tion run. Very cool. Thanks!

February 5, 2007

stormhoek road trip, day three


Gree­tings from sunny York etc.

January 30, 2007

commissioning gapingvoid cartoons

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[A litho­graph idea I currently have for Tech­no­rati.]
Over the last year, I’ve recei­ved DOZENS of com­mis­sion requests to design people’s logos, busi­ness cards, illus­trate their books etc etc. All of which I’ve pretty much tur­ned down.
The main rea­sons for drag­ging my feet: I was busy. I wasn’t sure how much to charge. Should I charge a lot? A little? I could see it overwhel­ming me com­ple­tely, at the expense of my other work. I never had any inten­tion of beco­ming a pro­fes­sio­nal illus­tra­tor. The busi­ness model does little for me.
Oh well, that is in the past. I am happy to announce I have tal­ked to the folk at Stormhoek and we’ve come up with a solu­tion.
If you fancy com­mis­sio­ning a gaping­void dra­wing for your own use, I have deve­lo­ped a new busi­ness model that [A] works for me, [B] works for Stormhoek and [C] doesn’t cost you an arm and a leg.
Please e-mail me if you wish to know more. Thanks.

the stormhoek branding exercise

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Over at Stormhoek, we’ve been mes­sing around inter­nally with what we call “Bran­ding Exer­ci­ses”. Basi­cally, we’re trying to nail down in wri­ting what the Stormhoek brand repre­sents and stands for. It’s still very much a work in pro­gress, but here are some ini­tial, strictly non-definitive thoughts of mine. Any­body else have any ideas? Thanks.

1. We’re a small South Afri­can vine­yard. We make the best South Afri­can wine for the money, end of story.
2. We believe in punching above our weight. In this regard, we’ve been pretty for­tu­nate. We’re known for trying out rela­ti­vely “out there” mar­ke­ting ideas. We do that for a rea­son. When you are a small com­pany in a rela­ti­vely iso­la­ted part of the word, thou­sands of miles away from your main cus­to­mer base, you frankly have no other choice.

3. We believe that even a small com­pany like ours can change the world, even in a small way.
Why shouldn’t a small wine com­pany in South Africa see large inter­na­tio­nal com­pa­nies like Goo­gle and Mic­ro­soft as their com­pe­ti­tion? Why should the battle only be con­fi­ned to other small South Afri­can vine­yards? It makes no sense.

4. “It’s not what you do, it’s the way that you do it.”
There’s more to life than wine. Sure, we love wine, we love making it, but it’s a big world out there. We try to make allies not just with other wine geeks, but with other inte­res­ting peo­ple trying to do ama­zing things. This is why we’re so drawn to the inter­net. That’s where pas­sio­nate peo­ple inva­riably head for.
5. On one level, we take our­sel­ves very seriously. On another level, we try to keep a sense of humor about it all. We try to “keep it real”, which is another way of saying, we try to keep it inte­res­ting, as much for our­sel­ves as anyone else.

6. We believe the wine busi­ness can use a good kick in the pants.
We cer­tainly try to do our part. Bur­ying one­self in the usual blan­ket of wine clichés to us is not a via­ble mar­ke­ting stra­tegy. With hun­dreds of thou­sands of vine­yards out there, and only so many dis­tri­bu­tion chan­nels avai­la­ble, you face two stark choi­ces: Either rise above the clut­ter, or face a life­time of misery and woe.
7. We live in extre­mely inte­res­ting times. The inter­net has chan­ged everything. Our story is proof of that. Get with the pro­gram or recon­cile your­self to entre­pre­neu­rial obli­vion.
8. It’s just wine, Peo­ple. Sure, we make exce­llent pro­duct. But let’s not get too carried away. At the end of the day, even the best Bor­deaux is just fer­men­ted grape juice. What’s more inte­res­ting to us is the con­ver­sa­tions peo­ple have over a bottle of wine. There’s a human ele­ment to all this we find utterly mys­te­rious and fas­ci­na­ting.

9. You only live once, and not for very long.
Try to make a dif­fe­rence while you’re here. It isn’t just about the money, and it sure as heck isn’t about making “a good pro­duct at a good price”. It’s about doing something that mat­ters. It’s about doing something that reso­na­tes with both your­self and the peo­ple you care about.
10. We humans are inc­re­di­ble beings. Doing something that con­ti­nually reminds us of this sim­ple, basic truth is where the real fun is.

January 29, 2007

introducing: stormhoek valentine’s rosé

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[The Stormhoek “Big Love” Valentine’s Rosé… with this gaping­void car­toon as the main design. Click on image to enlarge etc.]
The good news is, the Stormhoek Valentine’s road trip seems to be coming together nicely. Looks like it’ll be an inte­res­ting time all round. Looks like there will be a lot of Rosé being drunk in February.
The bad news is, because of the tight sche­dule, I’ve had to can­cel my appea­rance at LIFT in Geneva. I was hoping to be able to take a day off the road trip to sneak away to the con­fe­rence, but with 35 sto­res to visit in 2 weeks, it simply wasn’t pos­si­ble.
Dam­mit. I was loo­king for­ward to seeing Sco­ble et al again. But it’s the big­gest two weeks in Stormhoek’s his­tory, so you gotta do what you gotta do.
Yeah, I’m exci­ted about the tour. But I’m more exci­ted about the new car­toon label. That’ll shift far more cases of wine than any crazy-ass blog­ging car­too­nist, stal­king peo­ple in super­mar­kets with a mic­rophone and video camera. Heh.

January 24, 2007

road trip dates confirmed

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My dates for my Stormhoek Valentine’s Road­trip have been con­fir­med:

February 2nd: Inver­ness, Cors­torphine [Edin­burgh].
3rd: New­castle, Durham, Tad­cas­ter.
4th: Black­pool, Bids­ton Moss [Mer­sey­side], Hor­wich, Warring­ton.
5th: Stock­port [Manches­ter], Altrichham [Manches­ter], Red­ditch [Wor­ces­tershire], Car­diff [Wales].
6th: Yeo­vil [Somer­set], Bour­ne­mouth.
7th: Pur­ley, Gat­wick, Chiches­ter.
8th: Sandhurst, Burs­le­don, Ciren­ces­ter.
9th: Rea­ding, New­bury, Abing­don.
10th: Barr Hill, Roys­ton, Wat­ford.
11th: Ayles­bury, Ips­witch.
12th: Cheshunt [Herts.], Colches­ter.
13th: Pitsea [Essex], Twic­kenham.
14th: Broo­klands [Surrey], New Mal­den [Surrey].

[UPDATE: Tour Map is here.]
You can down­load a more detai­led iti­ne­rary here: [Word Docu­ment].
Cut and paste the post­code in the Word doc into Goo­gle Maps or Map­quest to get super-precise direc­tions. If any blog­gers want to meet me in Tesco’s while I’m there, or maybe a drink in the eve­ning, just phone me on my mobile on the day +44 (0) 770 309 9462.
We knoc­ked down the final num­ber of sto­res I’ll be visi­ting by about a third, sadly. In the end we deci­ded we wan­ted to spend more than ten minu­tes in each store, so there was really nothing else to do.
If this goes well, there’s already talk of doing something simi­lar in both Ger­many and the USA. The virus spreads.

January 22, 2007

monday report

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[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]
All my actions these days are cen­te­red around the Valentine’s Road Trip. 2 weeks dri­ving up and down the country, visi­ting Tesco super­mar­kets, sig­ning <a href=“Stormhoek litho­graphs. 50 indi­vi­dual sto­res in all. Ouch.
I don’t have the final sche­dule yet, but it’s roughly February 1st-14th. Pretty much the entire UK is being cove­red. Ply­mouth, Inver­ness, Bris­tol, Glas­gow, Edin­burgh, Manches­ter, New­castle, Leeds, Lon­don… even loo­king at the list on paper lea­ves me fee­ling exhaus­ted.
If it goes well, the poten­tial payoff for Stormhoek is huge. Very nerve-wracking. But in a good way.

January 9, 2007

love reaches into far deeper places than trust ever could

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As I’ve been men­tio­ning for a while now, Stormhoek is launching a new series of car­toon wine labels, desig­ned by myself.
We’re launching our first label at the end of this month, with a Valentine-related theme [the image above is not it, I’ll let y’all see it clo­ser to the date etc]. It’ll be going into Tesco’s, the UK’s lar­gest super­mar­ket chain.
All very exci­ting. Two points:
1. Road­trip
There will be a note­worthy pro­mo­tion. Not being the type of folk to sit on our bot­toms all day and wait for the results to magi­cally hap­pen elsewhere, we’re going on the road. Namely, I’m going on the road.
Think of it as a bit like a book tour. Except ins­tead of visi­ting books­to­res, I shall be visi­ting Tesco sto­res. And ins­tead of sig­ning books, I shall be sig­ning this new com­me­mo­ra­tive edi­tion of Stormhoek litho­graphs that I’m currently wor­king on, to any shop­per who wants one.
I am hoping to rec­ruit Colin Ken­nedy of Get Your Peo­ple fame to accom­pany me, as tra­ve­ling com­pa­nion, assis­tant, and the guy who holds the camera & mike during pod­casts. We’re mee­ting next week or so to dis­cuss.
We kick off the tour circa February 1st, and hope to visit 50 Tesco’s sto­res by Valentine’s Day. It’ll be busy, that’s for sure.
2. Love
We’re not just launching the new car­toon series around Valentine’s Day just for the usual holiday-promo rea­sons. Like I said ear­lier, in this brave new world of ours, LOVE is, or should be, at the cen­ter of mar­ke­ting. My buddy, Tara Hunt once famously said that “Trust is the new currency”. A nice thought, but I disa­gree. Love is where it’s at. Love reaches into far dee­per pla­ces than Trust ever could.
Of course, I don’t just mean roman­tic, sexual love. I mean human con­nec­tion. “Agape”. If you don’t have that, like Saint Paul once said, you have nothing.
And why do peo­ple drink wine together? The same rea­son peo­ple write and read blogs. Con­nec­tion. Human con­nec­tion. That means “Love” on some level, whether you care to admit it or not.
Music may be food of love, but wine is the drink. Wel­come to the heart of Stormhoek mar­ke­ting.
We live in inte­res­ting times.

January 8, 2007

blue monster lithograph auction

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Microsoft’s Steve Clay­ton has put 3 of the “Blue Mons­ter” sig­ned litho­graphs up for cha­rity auc­tion on e-Bay.
All pro­ceeds will go to Microsoft’s pre­fe­rred cha­rity, The NSPCC.

[The auction’s e-Bay link is here.]
The record for a gaping­void print on e-Bay is around $170 for one of the Techc­runch party prints from last August. It’ll be inte­res­ting to see what hap­pens to this one etc.
Any MS emplo­yees or whoe­ver rea­ding this, please feel free to spread the word, Thanks.

January 2, 2007

stormhoek makes the national news [again]

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Video Clip: Stormhoek makes the Chan­nel 4 Lunch­time news.
A cou­ple of weeks ago, I got a call from Chan­nel 4 News, one of the big UK natio­nal TV news pro­grams. They wan­ted me to come on the show and talk about the Thresher’s Virus, which was just ending in the run-up to Christ­mas.
Well, as I was out of town at the time, I couldn’t make it. But Jason over at Stormhoek went in my place. Within an hour a car pic­ked him up at his office in Lon­don and drove him over to the TV stu­dio.
It was inte­res­ting to watch. The inter­vie­wer wan­ted Jason to talk about whether this kind of viral was either a cyni­cal mar­ke­ting ploy or cor­po­rate screw-up. Jason wan­ted to talk about “The Power Of Web 2.0″ ins­tead. So watch out for the little tug-of-war hap­pe­ning.
What’s inte­res­ting for me is the idea that you can start a blog in rela­tive obs­cu­rity, and within 18 months you can be making the natio­nal news because of it.
Thanks to Mike Butcher for put­ting Chan­nel 4 in touch with us.

December 29, 2006

blogging delivers five-fold increase in stormhoek sales in less than two years?

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It’s been a busy year for Stormhoek.
Decem­ber 29th, 2005 [one year ago exactly]: “Blog­ging Dou­bled Stormhoek Sales In Less Than Twelve Months.“
When I first star­ted wor­king with Stormhoek in May, 2005, they were trac­king about 50,000 cases sold per year. By year’s end that figure had dou­bled to 100,000. Right now we’ve dou­bled again, to just over 200,000 cases a year. By Second Quar­ter 2007 we’re on sche­dule to be trac­king around 250,000 cases ship­ped per year.

So that’s loo­king like a five-fold inc­rease in sales in less than two years. And it wouldn’t have hap­pe­ned without the blo­gosphere, which is at the very epi­cen­ter of everything we do. Thanks, Every­body!

And on to 2006:
January 10th: “So what comes after The Clue­train? Com­pa­nies gladly and willingly allo­wing them­sel­ves to be actually chan­ged by The Clue­train. But don’t hold your breath.“
January 17th: Decan­ter Maga­zine picks up on the “Blog­ging Dou­bles Sales” story.
January 28th: An exec at one of our lar­gest cus­to­mers, a super­mar­ket chain, refers to all this blog­ging stuff as “Cha­troom Rub­bish”. I believe he’s modi­fied his opi­nions since then. Just a tad.
February 11th: Stormhoek launches the “100 Din­ners” idea. Basi­cally, we con­vince peo­ple to throw their own geek din­ners all around the Uni­ted Sta­tes, and blog about it. Stormhoek sup­plied the wine. Though the story never really broke into the mains­tream media [that would’ve been nice], it got a lot of atten­tion within the US wine trade, which was very good for us.
February 26th: The Stormhoek blog­ging story makes it into The Daily Tele­graph, one of the big natio­nal UK papers.
April 10th: I launch the gaping­void wid­get, band­width spon­so­red by Stormhoek.
April 29: I announce the first Stormhoek car­toon labels, to be drawn by myself. You can see the results of my efforts here.
May 1st. The very first US Stormhoek Geek Din­ner is held in San Anto­nio. I design my first set of limi­ted edi­tion prints for the occa­sion.
May 16th: Stormhoek gets a really nice write-up in wine.co.za, a very influen­tial web­site in in the South Afri­can wine world.
May 17th: Stormhoek wins its first major trade award. The Drinks Busi­ness’ “Best Con­su­mer Cam­paign 2006″.
June 5th: Spent the day in Lon­don, sig­ning the first batch of Stormhoek “puppy” litho­graphs, which went on to become a very suc­cess­ful series.
June 27th: “The Stormhoek Guide to Wine Blog­ging”. This got prin­ted up as wee boo­klets, as trade press inserts. I loved this pro­ject.
June 29th: Stormhoek has become “The Offi­cial Wine of Sili­con Valley Alcoho­lics”, accor­ding to Valley­wag.
July 7th: Jason and I make our first attempt at video pod­cas­ting, with a little help from John­nie Moore and Lloyd Davis.
July 7th: Stormhoek makes a big appea­rance in Chi­cago.
July 19th: Stormhoek dis­co­vers “Ooze” aka “Objects of Socia­bi­lity”.
July 25th. Rob Lane wri­tes “The Stormhoek Song”.
August 5th: I publish my very first Stormhoek car­toon label.
August 10th: I sign my first batch of Techc­runch party litho­graphs.
August 15th: “It isn’t just about the mar­ke­ting.” Stormhoek Pino­tage wins a seriously major wine award.
August 18th: The litho­graphs make a huge splash at the big Techc­runch Party in Sili­con Valley.
August 25th: Stormhoek is now avai­la­ble in SF and Sili­con Valley.

August 31st:
The Techc­runch prints start appea­ring on e-Bay. Pri­ces start excee­ding $175. Yowza.
Sep­tem­ber 27th: Stormhoek launches the “Siren” series, our more upmar­ket wine, con­cei­ved by crowd­sour­cing the blo­gosphere.
Octo­ber 6th: Stormhoek Siren spon­sors the Hallam Foe blog­gers’ din­ner. My favo­rite UK blog­gers got see a rough cut of the movie and meet the direc­tor, my old pal, David Mac­ken­zie.
Octo­ber 18th: 1,000 litho­graphs were made for the Techc­runch UK launch party.
Octo­ber 26th: Tom Raf­tery asks me all about Stormhoek, for the it@cork pod­cast.
Octo­ber 30th: I create the “Blue Mons­ter” design for Mic­ro­soft. This is pro­bably my favo­rite Stormhoek pro­ject so far, espe­cially as it seems to have got­ten a lot of trac­tion inter­nally in Red­mond.
Novem­ber 17th: Stormhoek and myself make it on to AdAge.com’s “Mar­ke­ting 50″. I know industry awards are usually a bit sus­pect, but this one meant the world to me.
Novem­ber 24th: Stormhoek crea­tes “The Thresher Virus”. Within a week it has made the natio­nal news.
Decem­ber 13th: The Mic­ro­soft “Blue Mons­ter” litho­graphs arrive. Microsoft’s Steve Clay­ton was well plea­sed.
[Update:] This post got a men­tion on Tech­meme. Interesting…

December 27, 2006

stormhoek ad

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Somehow I don’t think this will end up making the cut as one of the new Stormhoek labels [the first one is coming out late January 2007, by the way].
It could be the begin­nings of a very rude ad cam­paign, though…
[Bonus Link:] Kathy Sie­rra [*sigh*] made a Sco­ble doll for his Christ­mas pre­sent. Sco­ble was delighted.

October 30, 2006

if in doubt

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[Another one of my new Stormhoek wine label designs.]

October 12, 2006

i got into the wine business

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valentine 001

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[Another one of my new Stormhoek wine label designs.]

September 28, 2006

chocolate

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[Another one of my new Stormhoek wine label designs.]