"with porn, all things are possible."

[“Wings”, which I sent out in the newsletter recently. You can get the print here etc.]

[Originally published November, 2005:]

I was having a long conversation with a friend last night about “Business Porn”:

Business Porn is just like Ordinary Porn or Real Estate Porn, except instead of it being about the women we wished we could sleep with, or the houses we wish we owned, it’s about all those cool, lucrative, exciting jobs and businesses that we wish we had, instead of the normal, tedious, schleppy crap most of us end up doing to pay the bills.

Does your blog suffer from low traffic? It’s probably because there’s not enough porn on it. Sex Porn, Real Estate Porn, Wine Porn, Biz Porn, Emotional Porn, it doesn’t matter.

Porn = Traffic.
Porn = Marketing.
Porn = Sales.

With Porn, all things are possible.

So now you know.

Comments

  1. Love this!

    I am an old fan of Real Estate Porn. I am a new fan of Biz Porn, which I now realize I have engaged in. I think I may want to add to your porn category – Education Porn. Alas, I still lust to go to MIT. Speaking of, I actually took a pornography class at RISD. It was the Bomb.