shortlist: portfolio number two

[The Short Tail]
[Company Hierarchy]
[Welcome To…]
[I Don’t Have Friends.]
[I Choose This Life.]
Like I said on my last blog post, after the great success of the “Portfolio Number One” launch, we’ve decided to do another one i.e. Portfolio Number Two.
[“Portfolio Number One”.]
And like last time, all images chosen will be taken from my book, IGNORE EVERYBODY.
So here you go- a shortlist of eight potential “cube grenades”. Four of these will be made into a limited-edition print.
Which ones get your vote? Please feel free to leave a comment below, Thanks!

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[Backstory: About Hugh. Twitter. Newsletter. Book. Interview One. Interview Two. EVIL PLANS. Limited Edition Prints. Private Commissions. Cube Grenades.]


  1. I will buy “nobody cares” instantly. One of your absolute best.
    So, without further ado, please add it to the list of prints.

  2. my vote – C.F.A – probably my fave cartoon of yours – makes me laugh every time I see it – glad to see it getting shortlisted

  3. could you please ellaborate on the ‘short tail’ and the ‘pile of bodies’ ?
    it’s potentially my favourite if it actually means what I think it does :-)

  4. Mistakenly first – always makes me laugh
    Nobody Cares second
    Complete Fucking Asshole third

  5. Welcome to nobody cares, is my all time favorite, but I can’t take this anymore, is a close second. I think I finally just got the short tail and I like it.

  6. Vanished – my absolute favourite
    Mistakenly – a close second
    Welcome To…
    The Short Tail

  7. Short tail; Mistakenly; Vanished; Welcome to… cube grenades work brilliantly when they challenge the individual

  8. the following four get my vote…
    vanished / mistakenly / I don’t have friends / I choose this life
    very excited for portfolio one to arrive in the coming days!

  9. That hierarchy thing is a real problem and seems to apply to politics as well as business…