May 18, 2013

Damn. Here We Are.

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A CEO would need a lot of cajo­nes to hang this one in the office.

It’s pretty con­ten­tious. Cul­tu­rally spea­king, its nitroglycerin.

But the thing is, there are two ways of rea­ding it:

[One:] Oy vey, this com­pany is a mess. Some­body please shoot me.

[Two:] Guys, beco­ming a com­pany where this KINDA  stuff hap­pens is JUST not an option, and if I hear about it, I’ll be really pis­sed off.

How it got inter­pre­ted, good or bad, would all depend on the com­pany culture.

A junior who hung this in their cube without per­mis­sion would pro­bably get fired.

A CEO, howe­ver, could maybe get away with it. A brave one, anyway.

Hell, it could even do a lot of good.

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May 18, 2013

gapingvoid Business Cards

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Link: gaping­void busi­ness cards now avai­la­ble on moo.com!

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May 18, 2013

How Most Marketing Works

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There is a popu­lar idea that ever­yone hates mar­ke­ting. So much so, my Twit­ter buddy, Scott Strat­ten has built an outs­tan­ding busi­ness out of the idea.

Of course, it all depends how you define “marketing”.

Making sure you hire really nice, friendly, chirpy peo­ple. Well, that’s mar­ke­ting, but no one is going to hate you for that.

Few peo­ple begrudge you for buil­ding a bet­ter mou­se­trap, espe­cially if they have a mouse pro­blem. Whether you invade their chill time with a loud, obno­xious com­mer­cial, well, that’s different.

The pro­blem peo­ple have, of course, is not with mar­ke­ting, but with bad marketing.

I actually think peo­ple love great mar­ke­ting, even more than they hate bad marketing.

A good thing to remember…

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May 18, 2013

Career Hierarchy

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I don’t know about you, but it took me twenty years to get from the bot­tom to the top of the pyra­mid. And I don’t think that’s outra­geously long com­pa­red to most peo­ple, I really don’t.

Was it worth it? I don’t know, is being alive worth it?

It’s some­ti­mes temp­ting to think that somehow it would be easier to think of your life not as an adven­ture, but as something else to be got­ten on with, endured.

But it wouldn’t be easier, our spi­rits weren’t desig­ned that way. And no amount of boozy late nights on the wee­kends will ever change that.

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May 14, 2013

“Everyone Hates Our Idea”

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No one is going to like your idea at first. Again, it’s all got to do with change.

New ideas, good and bad, mean change. And peo­ple are hard­wi­red to fear change. It’s what kept our spe­cies alive for so long.

And then on top of that, there are the haters. They need something to do to fill the time in bet­ween watching Gilligan’s Island reruns and taking trips to the liquor store. And hating your idea ful­fills that need, sadly.

That being said, just because peo­ple aren’t hating it, doesn’t mean your idea is a good one, either.

Like I said in Ignore Every­body, good ideas have lonely childhoods. It’s only after they’ve had a little time to grow up some and be able to beat up the haters (or at least prove them wrong) that they come into their own.

Just something to keep in mind…

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May 12, 2013

Marcus Aurelius

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Besi­des being a Roman Empe­ror (and damn good one at that), Mar­cus Aure­lius was also one of the great Stoic philosophers.

His “Medi­ta­tions” is one of the first self-help books, and it’s ama­zing how much of it still applies today.

Besi­des being a fan­tas­tic read, the inte­res­ting thing about Medi­ta­tions for me is, they were writ­ten while Mar­cus still had a very deman­ding day job i.e. he wrote them in his mili­tary tent at night, while cam­paig­ning against the Goths. Like blog­ging is for many of us, it was his way to unwind.

Mar­cus Aure­lius’ exam­ple rein­for­ces my belief that a cer­tain famous myth is a load of crock: that one can only pro­duce great art if one does nothing else, besi­des “make art” yada, yada, yada.

Like the great art teacher, Robert Henri said, the artist is inte­res­ted in everything around her, not just the stuff she makes.

But just as the artist must be inte­res­ted in the world around her, so must the world be inte­res­ted in the art around it. Both hal­ves feed the other, both hal­ves teach the other, both hal­ves ins­pire the other.

That’s how real inno­va­tion hap­pens, for artists and for ever­yone else.

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May 8, 2013

On cartooning

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[Ori­gi­nally published, Sep­tem­ber, 2007]

 

Decem­ber, 2007 marks the 10-year anni­ver­sary of my “car­toons drawn on the back of busi­ness cards” for­mat. Here’s some ran­dom notes on the sub­ject, in no par­ti­cu­lar order:

1. I came up with the for­mat in early Decem­ber, 1997 in Chi­cago. I moved to New York about a week and a half later. But the for­mat didn’t really gel till I got to the East Coast, a cou­ple of months later.

2. At last count I had done over 5,000 of them. That was over two years ago.

3. I never really expe­rien­ced the “One Big Moment”, the Tip­ping Point etc. The sch­tick just built up slowly, day by day.

4. When peo­ple ask me what I do, I never say, “I’m a car­too­nist”. But the other day a friend of mine made a com­pe­lling case for me to start doing so. Not sure what to think yet…

5. I never expec­ted the car­toons to get successful.

6. The way most car­too­nists make a living utterly horri­fies me.

7. Cons­tantly set­ting new goals, artis­tic or other­wise, is har­der than it looks.

8. Not caring what other peo­ple think is har­der than it looks. Espe­cially AFTER you get successful.

9. As I get older the temp­ta­tion to “tone it down” grows stron­ger every day. I’m glad I still can resist it, most of the time.

10. My favo­rite car­too­nist for the last while has been David Shri­gley, long since before he was hired by Hallam Foe to ani­mate the title sequence. I first met him in Glas­gow in the early 1990s. He’s a really lovely guy in person.

11. Musi­cians have always ins­pi­red me far more than other car­too­nists, with perhaps the excep­tion of Char­les Schultz, Saul Stein­berg, Ralph Stead­man, Ronald Searle and Edward Gorey.

12. Ins­tead of carr­ying a port­fo­lio around, I just keep a cou­ple of hun­dred ima­ges on my iPod. Seems to work well enough. Luc­kily my for­mat is well sui­ted to the device.
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[All you need to start buil­ding an empire– dra­wing pen, blank busi­ness cards, iPod, smo­kes, ligh­ter, and a local pub that ser­ves a good pint. Click on image to enlarge etc.]

13. Everything I own would easily fit in the back of a small pic­kup truck. I’ve never been into pos­ses­sions. The same was true for my late pater­nal grand­father, pro­bably the most reso­nant influence in my life.

14. I find it very libe­ra­ting to have a for­mat that allows you to store a few years worth of work in a sin­gle shoebox.

15. If you offe­red me $10,000 for this car­toon, I’d pro­bably turn you down.

16. One of the smar­test moves I ever made was to figure out that making money indi­rectly off the car­toons was far easier than trying to make the money directly. If I could teach gaping­void rea­ders just one thing, that would be it.

17. I can’t ima­gine how I would have made the car­toons suc­cess­ful without the inter­net. I just can’t ima­gine a likely alter­na­tive scenario.

18. There are tons of car­too­nists who write and/or draw bet­ter than me. If my work has one thing going for it, it’s the quite uni­que and uncon­ven­tio­nal life that I’ve always see­med to lead.

19. I’ve never envied peo­ple with “nor­mal” lives. Nor have I ever envied the peo­ple without them.

20. My work gene­rally isn’t for sale. You have to ask me to give you a dra­wing. And I have to be in the right mood at the time.

21. I have found the stan­dard “strug­gling artist” myths and ste­reoty­pes mostly full of crap. Power­ful mag­nets for Bullshit­ters, to say the least.

22. I don’t envy, admire or like pretty much 90% of the artists I meet. That’s not me just being old and jaded, that was just as true when I was a teenager.

23. I want to draw car­toons that rip the face off the rea­der. But in a good way.

24. I have no artis­tic ambi­tion outside the car­toons. No desire to write a novel or anything like that.

25. I would never recom­mend to a young per­son to pur­sue a career in fine art. Even if she had a talent that was off the scale, I would be slightly hesitant.

26. The most impor­tant word in car­too­ning is “con­ti­nuity”. Dra­wing a good car­toon isn’t dif­fi­cult. Doing it repea­tedly, day-in, day-out is far, far harder.

27. Car­too­nists who don’t like to think much about the actual busi­ness they’re in, who are fond of saying, “I just want to draw” deserve everything they get.

28. Drugs and alcohol are lousy subs­ti­tu­tes for inspiration.

29. The older I get, the more soli­tude the work seems to require.

30. The lon­ger it takes you to become suc­cess­ful, the har­der it will be for some­body else to take it away from you.

31. I inc­rea­singly find that, as I get older, the only sub­jects worth wri­ting about are Love, Loss, Reli­gion and Ambition.

32. Ten years ago, when my current car­toon for­mat was “new”, there was a cer­tain magic to it that now I SIMPLY CAN’T RECAPTURE. It took me many years to just let it go.

33. The for­mat works for me because it for­ces me to keep things simple.

34. If the early days, most of my dra­wing was done sit­ting at a bar. Nowa­days most of the work is done sit­ting at the kitchen table. They both have their pros and cons.

35. There’s something about being a cele­brity, even a micro-celebrity that poi­sons the soul.

36. I can totally see why so many artists even­tually become rec­lu­ses, living in the boo­nies. I find myself inc­rea­singly hea­ding in that direc­tion, and I doubt I’ll lift a fin­ger to stop it.

37. In the early days of the car­toons I was living in Manhat­tan. It would really tic­kle me when peo­ple would desc­ribe my car­toons as “SO NEW YORK”. Though now a wee voice tells me that if I still lived there, I’d pro­bably be dead by now. I think a lot of ex-New Yor­kers feel that.

38. One of the great things about the for­mat is, hey, they’re just dood­les on the back of busi­ness cards. It doesn’t mat­ter if they’re good or not.

39. If you told me ten years ago that I would still be using this for­mat pretty much exc­lu­si­vely in 2007, I don’t think I would’ve belie­ved you.

40. I have never really given any serious thought to chan­ging my for­mat in all these ten years. Some­ti­mes I find that odd.

41. Art is simply using the tools at hand to ask the ques­tion, “What is pos­si­ble?” Pain­ting, music, lite­ra­ture, it doesn’t mat­ter what media one uses. What mat­ters is the question.

42. No artist wants their best work behind them. But that day always comes.

43. I was for­tu­nate. Somehow I mana­ged to get the B-Plan baked into the A-Plan. And vice versa.

44. The good news is, my dra­wings will pro­bably be worth a lot of money one day. The other good news is, I pro­bably won’t be alive to see it.

45. I feel extraor­di­na­rily for­tu­nate and grateful.

[Rela­ted Link: “How To Be Crea­tive”. 10,000 words from 2004 etc.]

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May 7, 2013

“Keep the day job”.

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There’s a great article in Slate [Thanks to Aus­tin Kleon for the link] about how a lot of famous artists mana­ged to still do their thing while still hol­ding down a regu­lar, long-term day job. Joseph Cor­nell, one of my favo­rite artists, was mentioned:

The artist Joseph Cor­nell strug­gled with this arran­ge­ment. He made his first sha­dow box in 1934, not long after secu­ring a 9-to-5 job in a Manhat­tan tex­tile stu­dio. It was tedious and low-paying work, but Cor­nell sta­yed there for six years. Nights he spent at his kitchen table, sor­ting and assem­bling mate­rials for his boxes. In 1940 Cor­nell finally mus­te­red the cou­rage to quit his job and pur­sue his art full-time. Still, as much as he had hated wor­king, Cor­nell found that he hated not wor­king, too. During the 1940s, he retur­ned to the work­force twice, happy at first to resume the reas­su­ring rou­tine. Then, after a period of months, he would grow frus­tra­ted and quit.

Wage-earner-by-day, artist-by-night? By choice? Sure, why not? It’s why I wrote The Sex & Cash Theory in the first place. Heck, there are plenty of times when I think I should have done more of it, even.

The only pro­blem with this plan is, the kind of jobs that can pay your bills while still lea­ving you enough band­width after­wards to really pur­sue your calling… Those jobs don’t really exist any more. Maybe they never did.

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May 6, 2013

The Hughtrain, Mark Two

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THE HUGHTRAIN MkII

1. The mar­ket for something to believe in is infi­nite. We are here to find mea­ning. We are here to help other peo­ple do the same. Everything else is secon­dary. We humans want to believe in our own spe­cies. And we want peo­ple, com­pa­nies and pro­ducts in our lives that make it easier to do so. That is human nature.

2. The most impor­tant word in mar­ke­ting is “com­pli­city”. It’s not enough for the cus­to­mer to love your pro­duct. They have to love your pro­cess as well.

3. Your cus­to­mers are beco­ming smar­ter about your mar­ket a lot fas­ter than you are. Thanks to the inter­net, your cus­to­mers are able to talk to each other. They are able to find bet­ter infor­ma­tion about your pro­duct than you are able of willing to give them, much quic­ker than you are capa­ble of giving them. The con­ver­sa­tion will hap­pen with or without you, you’re bet­ter off joining in.

4. The pri­mary job of an adver­ti­ser is not to com­mu­ni­cate bene­fit, but to com­mu­ni­cate con­vic­tion. It’s not about what you have; it’s about why it matters.

5. A company’s pri­mary role is to func­tion as an “idea ampli­fier”. A company’s pri­mary role is not to make or do stuff. Making and doing are mere subsets.

6. The future of adver­ti­sing is inter­nal. The har­dest part of a CEO’s job is sha­ring his enthu­siasm with his collea­gues, espe­cially when a lot of them are making one-fiftieth of what he is. Selling the com­pany to the gene­ral public is a piece of cake com­pa­red to selling it to the actual peo­ple who work for it.

7. Your job is no lon­ger about selling. Your job is about firing off as many synap­ses in your customer’s brain as pos­si­ble. The more synap­ses that are fired off, the more dopa­mi­nes are relea­sed. Dopa­mi­nes are seriously addic­tive. The more dopa­mi­nes you release, the more the cus­to­mer will come back for more. Your cus­to­mer thinks he is coming back to you for sane, ratio­nal, value-driven rea­sons. He is wrong. He is coming back to feed.

8. Good-bye, Mes­sa­ges. Hello, Social Ges­ture. A well-executed mar­ke­ting cam­paign is an act of love.

9. Con­trol the con­ver­sa­tion by impro­ving the con­ver­sa­tion. Choo­sing to have a“smar­ter con­ver­sa­tion” with the mar­ket is not a mar­ke­ting deci­sion; it’s a moral decision.

10. The more porous the mem­brane that sepa­ra­tes your busi­ness from your mar­ket, the easier it is for both par­ties to be in align­ment. And the more porous the mem­brane, the easier it is to fix non-alignment.

[Ori­gi­nally published November, 2006]

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May 6, 2013

Liz Strauss

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I stole this off the Inter­net; a pho­to­graph taken by my old Twit­ter pal, Amber Osborne of a print I desig­ned for Liz Strauss’ recent #SOB­con con­fe­rence.

A con­fe­rence which, if the Twit­tersphere is to be belie­ved, was a huge success.

Liz and I have known each other for a while now; we usually bump into each other at SXSW and hang out. She is one smart, groovy lady. [Her Twit­ter page is here.]

She once did this great talk about the impor­tance of, “Fin­ding the peo­ple who won’t let you fail”, which I think is a beau­ti­ful thought [You­Tube video here], so I made it into a drawing.

I also heard that Liz has can­cer. That is the sad­dest news pos­si­ble, it really is, but in spite of that, there was Liz tur­ning up to the SOB con­fernce in spite of her ill­ness, surroun­ded by peo­ple who think the world of her. It was moving to wit­ness from afar.

God go with you, Liz. Like I said, you are one smart, groovy lady. Rock on.

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