Archive for December, 2011

December 29, 2011

This is why the Internet is important: Inheritance Jewelry

My friend Danie­lle makes really awe­some jewelry. And now she has her own web­site, Inhe­ri­tance Jewelry.

OK, gran­ted, the web­site could use some work design-wise, but it’s still early days, she’s new to this world…

This is what Web 2.0 REALLY means to me, why it’s REALLY important.

It allows a young woman like Danie­lle to follow her dreams, without having to take out a loan, without having to sign a lease with some rich land­lord in some expen­sive neighborhood.

This is why the web needs to stay open

Go, Danie­lle, Go! Rock on.

“Souls Need To Be Touched”

Thanks to Kath­leen Warner for orde­ring the gaping­void busi­ness card above.

I’m pas­sio­nate about the idea that a busi­ness card should be more than just a way of han­ding out con­tact details, but a social object that sta­tes what you believe in, what you stand for.

Exactly.

Facebook is The New Suburbia

This car­toon was ins­pi­red by Matt Mullenweg’s very moving post over on GigaOm, “Open Web FTW”. He’s right, the web needs to stay open, WE need to stay open:

For a year now, I’ve said scrip­ting is the new lite­racy. That’s something I strongly believe. In Dou­glas Rushkoff’s latest book, he talks about “pro­gram or be pro­gram­med.” That is, if you’re not in con­trol of your inputs, you’re not really in con­trol of your out­puts either. You’re just a reac­tio­nary force.

[NB. gaping­void is crea­ted on Word­Press soft­ware, Mullenwag’s com­pany. I’ve hung out with him a cou­ple of times. A lovely fellow.]

The Genesis of gapingvoid Business Cards

If a law­yer gives you her  gaping­void busi­ness card, what does that tell you?

Like Jeff says, that you’re not dea­ling with a nor­mal lawyer…

Exactly.

[You can get the biz­card design above here, and if you like the design well enough to hang it on your wall, the print is for sale here. Rock on.]

I got the idea for gaping­void busi­ness cards when I was living in New York, when I dis­co­ve­red that I pre­fe­rred giving out my own, hand-drawn busi­ness cards to peo­ple, rather than the ho-hum busi­ness cards that my emplo­yer at the the time issued me with.

Of course, after a while it became a lot of work, dra­wing them every time I met someone. Even­tually I star­ted get­ting them prin­ted. Then I thought, why not print them for other peo­ple? The rest is history…

I always thought there was a mar­ket for busi­ness cards that stood out. Cards that reflec­ted the per­so­na­lity of the per­son han­ding them out, cards that said, “I’m not just one more ran­dom shmuck in a bar, doing the usual han­ding out his card to an equally ran­dom chick in a bar yada, yada, yada.”

Living in New York, in a sea of other equally oppor­tu­ni­tist young peo­ple on the make, it was easy to be “another ran­dom guy”. I don’t want to be that ran­dom guy. I wan­ted to be something else.

And it wor­ked. What star­ted out as an act of rebe­llion among the suits and hips­ters of Manhat­tan, tur­ned into a suc­cess­ful busi­ness and art career.

I’m having fun. You?

December 28, 2011

“Gotta get me some of them Idiot Filters…”

Thanks to Ben Nes­vig for orde­ring a set of our gaping­void busi­ness cards  [You can get your own here…].

The gaping­void busi­ness cards– my car­toons prin­ted on the back, your per­so­nal details prin­ted on the front– are desig­ned to act like “Idiot Fil­ters”. In other words, peo­ple who are cool seem to like them right away, peo­ple who are idiots always tend to ask “WTF?” So it’s a good way of gau­ging peo­ple, quickly.

That’s the idea, any­way. At the very least, they’ve crea­ted A LOT of fun for peo­ple over the years. And now we have more designs than ever. Feel free to ping me if you have any ques­tions. Rock on.

Oh No! Blogging is REALLY, REALLY dead this time!!!!!! :D

[Car­toon first published circa 2005 etc.]

So uber-famous-corporate-blogger-ninja-rockstar Jeri­miah Owyang blog­ged about The Gol­den Age of Tech Blog­ging being over. His collea­gue, my friend, Brian Solis doesn’t agree. Lots of other peo­ple are yak­kin’ about it as well, it seems. I guess that’s a good thing. Here are my thoughts:

1. Time to quote Shirky YET AGAIN: “So for­get about blogs and blog­gers and blog­ging and focus on this — the cost and dif­fi­culty of publishing abso­lu­tely anything, by anyone, into a glo­bal medium, just got a whole lot lower. And the effects of that inc­rea­sed pool of poten­tial pro­du­cers is going to be vast.” -CLAY SHIRKY in 2004.

2.  The busi­ness model of blog­ging has been pro­ven many times over, so pre­ten­ding that it hasn’t is point­less. Indi­rectly, Fred Wilson’s blog is EASILY worth more to him, than what AOL paid Mike Arring­ton for Techc­runch, maybe by a fac­tor of ten (and they paid over $20 million for the lat­ter, I am told). I’m not kid­ding! Whether or not said pro­ven busi­ness model suits your indi­vi­dual needs is another question…

3. Blog­ging is no lon­ger about “The Con­ver­sa­tion”. That moved over to Twit­ter, Face­book etc years ago. If you’re just loo­king to nat­ter and rant with the other trolls, I guess the com­ment sec­tion of a large blog like Gaw­ker or HuffPo is as good a place as any. One more waste of space was­ting their time, wha­te­ver. I’m liking Goo­gle Plus a lot these days. It has the same spon­ta­neity as Twit­ter, but a bit more enga­ging and thought­ful, somehow. I never go on Face­book much any more. Too many “civilians”.

4. We for­get JUST how utterly time-consuming blog­ging used to be, back when it was the only game in town. I remem­ber the early blog­ging days, don’t you?  Remem­ber how kee­ping up with the blo­gosphere pro­perly took ten hours a day? Nowa­days, the only peo­ple who are left blog­ging are the peo­ple who REALLY want to, who ACTUALLY have something to say. Ever­yone else is uploa­ding cat pho­tos on Face­book. I think this is a good thing.

5. Traf­fic is now har­der to get than ever, but I’m OK with that. The kind of effort it takes me to get a noti­cea­ble and sus­tai­na­ble inc­rease in blog traf­fic, ball­park, is about the same amount of time and effort it takes me to get a book deal and write the first draft.  Guess which option I chose? Exactly…

 6. I’m wai­ting for the Gol­den Age of Face­book and Twit­ter to be over, too. That way we can all get away from our com­pu­ters and back to actually get­ting some real work done. Ha!

7. It’s the pro­duct, Stu­pid. My social media stra­tegy these days has only three words: “Draw more car­toons”. In other words, create more real work, ACTUAL PRODUCT (in my case, car­toons) and the social media will fall into place, but only AFTER I’ve done the thing that actually pays the bills. Get­ting all obses­sed with social media BEFORE you’ve crea­ted something of real, las­ting value is put­ting the cart before the horse. But that’s an easy mis­take to make online, I’m as guilty of that as anyone. Never again.

8. None of this is new. My thoughts on blog­ging aren’t that dif­fe­rent than the last time I wrote a post like this one, nearly two years ago. Nor are my thoughts that dif­fe­rent to any­body else’s I’ve seen lately, frankly. Do the math…

She just let go…

After this car­toon went out in the news­let­ter ear­lier this year, we recei­ved a num­ber of emails from peo­ple asking for female ver­sion. Here it is!

I think the Buddhist in me came out in this one. So much human suf­fe­ring is tied to han­ging on to things; mate­rial, emo­tio­nal, or otherwise.

I believe that hap­pi­ness comes from inside us - We often for­get that, and spend a lot of time bla­ming other peo­ple for our unhappiness.

The com­men­tary on the ori­gi­nal image read:

“If you’re unhappy, nine times out of ten it’s because you’re clin­ging onto something.

Nine times out of ten, hap­pi­ness and let­ting go are synonymous.”

Exactly.

[You can buy the print here etc.]

December 27, 2011

The Era of Prosperity-on-Autopilot is over

Hardly a mor­ning goes by these days without me hea­ring some story on NPR Mor­ning Edi­tion about Ame­ri­can eco­no­mic woe. Espe­cially around this Christ­mas time. Peo­ple who’ve been wor­king hard all their lives, sud­denly can’t afford pre­sents for their kids. Those kind of sto­ries. They’re sad as hell, and they seem to be get­ting more and more frequent.

At the same time I keep seeing news sto­ries like this one from the WSJ: About how com­pe­ti­tion in Sili­con Valley for engi­nee­ring talent is so fierce, they’re figh­ting over interns now:

Sili­con Valley’s talent wars are going younger.

Bay Area tech com­pa­nies, already in a fierce fight for full-time hires, are now also batt­ling to woo sum­mer interns. Tech­no­logy giants like Goo­gle Inc. have been expan­ding their summer-intern pro­grams, while sma­ller tech com­pa­nies are ram­ping up theirs in res­ponse — some­ti­mes even luring can­di­da­tes away from college.

And then there was another story from the BBC, about how Bra­zil has now over­ta­ken the UK as the world’s sixth lar­gest economy.

A  lot of the world is in flux, so it seems. And to this car­too­nist, it has a sim­ple enough explanation:

The Great Con­ver­gence is upon us, and our friend, the Inter­net is acce­le­ra­ting the pro­cess. This would be hap­pe­ning with our without “The 1%”  mis­beha­ving them­sel­ves– wha­te­ver the mains­tream media and the Occupy crowd might say.

The good news is, if you have a talent, the world wants it, and it has never been so easy to show your talent to the world.

The bad news is, espe­cially for us fat & lazy Ame­ri­cans, is that the great, century-long era of Prosperity-on-Autopilot  is over.

The world still wants serious talent. And it still wants peo­ple doing the grunt work: pushing mops, dig­ging ditches, wai­ting tables, ans­we­ring pho­nes, flip­ping bur­gers etc..

It’s the peo­ple in the middle that nobody knows what to do with any­more. And the poli­ti­cians who claim that they do, are lying.

It’s pro­bably too late for my gene­ra­tion, that ship has already sai­led. But for the kids out there rea­ding this, who are just star­ting out?

Learn how to work hard, work long hours. Find something you love, and then excel at it. Above all else, learn how to create, learn how to invent. That’s your only hope, really.

Like I said, no more Autopilot.

December 25, 2011

Ho ho ho…

My Christmas Message:

[Link:] Per­so­nent Hodie.

1. Per­so­nent hodie

voces pue­ru­lae,

lau­dan­tes iucunde

qui nobis est natus,

summo Deo datus,

et de vir­gi­neo ven­tre procreatus.

2. in mundo nascitur,

pan­nis involvitur

prae­sepi ponitur

sta­bulo brutorum,

rec­tor supernorum.

per­di­dit spo­lia prin­ceps infernorum.

3. magi tres venerunt,

par­vu­lum inquirunt,

par­vu­lum inquirunt,

ste­llu­lam sequendo,

ipsum ado­rando,

aurum, thus, et myrrham ei offerendo.

4. omnes clericuli,

pari­ter pueri,

can­tent ut angeli:

adve­nisti mundo,

lau­des tibi fundo.

ideo glo­ria in excel­sis Deo.

Merry Christ-Mass, Everybody.

 

December 22, 2011

We tell ourselves we’re alive…

December 21, 2011

Coveting

[Sent out today on the news­let­ter. Buy the print here etc.]

The bene­fits of Con­su­mer Capi­ta­lism– the domi­nant ideo­logy of our age– are pretty self evi­dent:
Lots of peo­ple having stuff, lots of things being inven­ted, lots of live­lihoods being attai­ned, plus the grea­test mea­sure of them all– life expec­tancy– being increased.

But there is a cost, mostly psycho­lo­gi­cal. Con­su­mer capi­ta­lism makes us more covetous.

And cove­tous makes us more stres­sed out and less happy.

There’s no ans­wer to it really, other than grea­ter self-awareness…

December 20, 2011

Finding the Holy in everyday activity

[A car­toon based on the two years I spent living in New York. Buy the print here etc.]

My friend, Euan Sem­ple is pro­bably the guy who con­vin­ced me to switch from PC to Apple, about five years ago.

“Even ope­ning up the card­board box is a reli­gious expe­rience!”, he said.

Heh. A slight exag­ge­ra­tion, certainly.

But then I’m thin­king… Perhaps not?

As some­body who likes to study reli­gion, I’ve always thought that one of the more inte­res­ting ques­tions in the world to pon­der is, “What is Holy?”

Exactly. Holy. What does it actually mean?

And the same with Unholy…

When a mun­dane act (such as the ope­ning of a card­board box) is ele­va­ted (in this case, by great pac­kage design), we expe­rience what the mys­tics call “The Divine”.

This doesn’t have to mean a strong belief in God, either way. They’re called mys­tics for a rea­son: the whole thing is indeed a mys­tery. Call it “God” if you will, call it something else com­ple­tely. The mys­tery remains, either way.

Work, whether busi­ness or craft or just plain hard, sweaty labor, is far more inte­res­ting, fun and mea­ning­ful when one can chan­nel one’s own sense of divi­nity into it, reli­gious or other­wise. This is how we find the Holy in every­day life, reli­gious or otherwise.

This is how we plug into “The Mystery”.

Steve Jobs knew this, ins­tinc­ti­vely. It was gla­ringly obvious.

December 19, 2011

Become the light

December 18, 2011

Pre-Internet

Gape into the void

[Sent out in yesterday’s news­let­ter. Buy the print here etc.]

Lots of peo­ple ask where the gapingvoid.com name comes from. Here you go, the car­toon was ori­gi­nally published in the Aus­tin Chro­nicle, while I was atten­ding Uni­ver­sity of Texas. The fellow pee­ring into the vie­wer is Gloop, I still draw him today, when I need a kinda lum­be­ring, human, com­pas­sio­nate, slightly pes­si­mis­tic character.

gapeintothevoid.com was too long, so I shor­te­ned it. The rest, as they say, is history.

The ori­gi­nal hangs in the downs­tairs bath­room in my mother’s house. She was an early fan. Thanks, Mom!

 

December 17, 2011

Honestly, this is how fashion brands SHOULD be advertising from now on…

I love this video.

Prin­gle of Scot­land [the famous swea­ter com­pany] has com­mis­sio­ned artist David Shri­gley to create a humo­rous short ani­ma­ted film about life behind-the-scenes at Prin­gle to cele­brate the brands return to Milan Fashion Week.

I love this because:

1. Shri­gley is one of my favo­rite car­too­nists in the world, and I have VERY few of those. I actually know him per­so­nally [He’s really good friends with one of my best friends in the world, the film direc­tor Dave Mac­ken­zie]. I met him at a gallery group show in Glas­gow with Mac­ken­zie back in 1994, plus on the set of Hallam Foe.

2. Famous Scot­tish brands tend to be VERY twee [gro­wing up in Edin­burgh, I know this to be very true], this idea is SO OUT THERE and SO NOT TWEE. Hell, it’s not even mains­tream. But it IS inte­res­ting, espe­cially when you think it’s basi­cally just an ani­ma­ted sales brochure. As I’m fond of saying, evo­lu­tion in mar­ke­ting is an evo­lu­tion of lan­guage. In terms of old, esta­blished woo­len brands, Prin­gle is tal­king to the mar­ket in a way its never been tal­ked to before…

3. Com­pa­red to most ads out there [And it is an ad, even they like to talk about “com­mis­sio­ning an artist” and calling it a “film” yada yada ], it’s insa­nely won­der­ful. And way lon­ger than a tra­di­tio­nal 30-second spot, and yet it still keeps your atten­tion. And com­ple­tely dif­fe­rent. When was the last time you saw a major clothing brand express this much unvar­nished huma­nity? Exactly.

4. Like most of Shrigley’s work, it’s got a wee bit of a dark edge to it. Prin­gle let him keep that. Prin­gle didn’t ask him to change his sch­tick in any way.

5. I want to send this to my pals at Dewar’s Whisky, just to say to any brand peo­ple there who may be fee­ling timid, “See? You can be TOTALLY OUT THERE and still rele­vant and inte­res­ting and cool. You don’t have to do the usual, expec­ted, tra­di­tio­nal, REALLY ANNOYING AND LAME twee Scot­tish thing [“Chi­val­rous gol­fers, Anybody?”]

6. Yes, it’s a cul­ture jam. Yes, it’s a social object.

This made me so happy, it really did. Besi­des that, Shrigley’s a lovely guy. Rock on.

I’m not a billionaire

You didn’t fill the void

On being a cartoonist:

I moved to New York

December 16, 2011

Seriously. Is this what Comcast REALLY thinks of human potential?

For rea­sons too tedious to men­tion, every time I start Fire­fox I am auto­ma­ti­cally taken to this Com­cast Xfi­nity home­page, the same peo­ple who con­nect my apart­ment to the Internet.

So this is the first thing Com­cast wants to tell me about this mor­ning, when I boo­ted up my com­pu­ter? Some tri­vial thing about some creepy kid­die video? OK…

Really, Com­cast, Of all the ama­zing things in the world you could’ve sha­red with us, you chose this?

Seriously, is that the best you can do? Is that how you really see human potential?

Is that REALLY the sig­nal you want to be giving out about how you see your customers?

I think you can do bet­ter. You just have to decide to. Just sayin’…

[P.S. For peo­ple wor­king in large com­pa­nies (like Com­cast) who won­der why appea­ling to the mains­tream mass mar­ket doesn’t work as well as it used to, my friend Seth Godin has a REALLY GREAT new book on the sub­ject.]

No Jokes

[Sent out ear­lier in today’s newsletter…]

I am for­tu­nate to have lived in Bri­tain. It taught me JUST HOW DIRE some office par­ties can be. They have Christmas-office-party dire­ness down to an art form. So I wan­ted to make a Xmas car­toon that paid tri­bute to that. With a great deal of affec­tion, I might add…

December 15, 2011

Mastery…

The sen­ti­ment of this car­toon is so self-evident, I don’t think there’s much need to paraph­rase it. Suf­fice to say, I am remin­ded of an old Kung Fu maxim:

“Every­body wants to be like Sifu (i.e. teacher). And what does Sifu do? That’s right. She teaches.”

Make of that what you will…

[Sent out in today’s newsletter…]

December 14, 2011

Cultural Jamming: America’s next big industry?


SO WHAT COMES AFTER ADVERTISING?

The Gol­den Age of adver­ti­sing– the “Mad Men” era– star­ted about 50 years ago, with peo­ple like David Ogilvy, George Lois, Bill Bern­bach lea­ding the way, and shops like Wei­den & Ken­nedy, BBH, Fallon, BMP, GGT, CDP and Goodby follo­wing in their wake.

This gol­den age came to an abrupt end, when our friend the Inter­net came along, with a lot of peo­ple on Madi­son Ave­nue sud­denly star­ting to fear for their jobs.

So if tra­di­tio­nal adver­ti­sing is “dead”, what comes after it? That’s a ques­tion I’ve been asking myself for the last ten years, ever since I launched gaping­void back in 2001.

Though I wasn’t paying too much atten­tion at the time, the ans­wer kinda-sorta came to me back in 2004, in a line I wrote in The Hugh­train:

[Con­ti­nue Reading…]

New gapingvoid #businesscards launch with OvernightPrints.com

The rumors are true: You can now get gaping­void car­toons prin­ted on the back of your busi­ness cards.

Check out today’s news­let­ter for more info, or go visit our partner’s web­site, overnightprints.com/gapingvoid.

Most busi­ness cards are pretty boring. I don’t think they have to be. Like anything else, there’s an art to it, there’s a deci­sion that has to be made.

In a world of end­less “same­ness”, there has never been a worse time to embrace same­ness. I think it’s time to up the ante.

There needs to be a smar­ter con­ver­sa­tion about busi­ness cards, there really does…

Big kudos and thanks to Over­night Prints for hel­ping make this hap­pen. Rock on.

[PS: If you tweet this, please use the hash­tag, #busi­ness­cards. Thanks!]

December 12, 2011

Ink and pencil on paper…

A phone call with @johntunger

The lust to create…

An Evening With Duke Ellington

I Love My Stuff

[Sent out on the gaping­void newsletter:]

We are living in a world that gets weir­der all the time, espe­cially this time of year.
So much of people’s day to day satis­fac­tion comes from con­sump­tion, that it’s beco­ming har­der and har­der to remain objec­tive about what matters.

We love our gad­gets, we love our cars. We love our stuff. Where does this all lead?
One thing you can do around pro­ducts though, is to use them as a vehicle for crea­ting com­mu­nity.
Whether we like it or not, ALL com­mu­nity has love baked in there somewhere, even if you can’t always taste it. Maybe that is the upside here?

Even in the non-romantic usage, “Love” is a highly loa­ded word. Dyna­mite. Nitrogly­ce­rin. It’ll burn your eyes and then your skull.

But we wouldn’t have it any other way.

[Buy the print…]

December 11, 2011

One Day

From the gaping­void news­let­ter:

This is one of my favo­rite car­toons I drew this year. Highly auto­bio­graphi­cal.
Peo­ple who won­der why I spent so much time living in big cities– New York, Lon­don, LA etc etc need only to look at this car­toon to find their answer.

The city, besi­des being a great hub is also, for many peo­ple, a great metaphor for “beco­ming”. That’s why the kids move there. Without that metaphor, #OWS wouldn’t exist.

December 8, 2011

A Happy Coincidence…

Now this is a happy coin­ci­dence: The car­toon above went out in the news­let­ter today (I ori­gi­nally drew it a few years ago, during Twitter’s “Fail Whale” phase). A cou­ple of hours after pushing the news­let­ter “send” but­ton, I learn that today is also the five-year anni­ver­sary of me star­ting on Twit­ter.

I had no idea. But it cer­tainly made me smile…

December 7, 2011

Small Teams. Big Impact.

Very cool. Racks­pace are using the car­toon above for their new “Small Teams, Big Impact” homepage.

Here at gaping­void, we feel very hono­red. We really do.

Like Racks­pace says,

Small teams can have a huge impact on the world.
Here we hope to ins­pire the small teams of tomo­rrow by high­ligh­ting and cele­bra­ting those impac­ting the world today. Return here for videos, blogs, web casts and other infor­ma­tion on the latest star­tups and emer­ging technologies.

OK, so Racks­pace and gaping­void do it dif­fe­rently. No mat­ter. It’s still pra­yer to the same god, basically.

Trying to change the world for the bet­ter, while making an honest living in the process.

Trying to be help­ful, as Rob La Gesse likes to say.

December 5, 2011

My last blog post

Successful

December 1, 2011

Pepper Spray

This car­toon cau­sed quite a stir last week, when I sent it out in the news­let­ter. If you want to print it out, you can down­load the high-rez ver­sion here etc.

Hearts Beget Love…

This car­toon is a rewor­king of a riff I have done before, on Virgil’s great and eter­nal apho­rism, “Love Begets Love”.
Lots of little love hearts with little bits and pie­ces, con­nec­ting them in ran­dom clus­ters.
In this hyper-networked, post-psychedelic world of ours, expect allu­sions bet­ween “Love” and “Con­nec­ti­vity” to become more com­mon.
Because they are, anyway…

[This car­toon went out ori­gi­nally in the daily news­let­ter. Subsc­ribe here etc.]