All that razz-ma-tazz must be terribly exciting and all, but damn, I know I would tire of it quickly. I prefer a more quiet, spiritual existence, which I guess is what this cartoon is all about.
[Mr Trump, please contact us via firstname.lastname@example.org, and we'll send along a free box of 100 printed business cards for you, with this cartoon on the front, Thanks!]
[NB. Yes, the Daily Bizcard is up n' running again, after a year offline. We finally got our act together etc etc.]