Archive for February, 2011

February 28, 2011

“we love startups”


[Down­load the prin­ta­ble ver­sion here etc.]

For the past cou­ple of months, I’ve been trying to cap­ture the Racks­pace essence in a sin­gle, 550-pixel-wide cartoon.

So what is THE ONE THING they need to let the world know? Above all else?

My opi­nion? That they love startups.

Hence the car­toon above.

Bada. Bing.

February 25, 2011

evil plans: please look after this englishman

[“Bur­den”: You can buy the print here etc.]

My old buddy from my early Lon­don social media days, Lloyd Davis has an Evil Plan. A US road trip with a big social media angle:

“Please Look After This Englishman”.

In March 2010, I tra­veled, some­ti­mes with others, some­ti­mes alone, coast-to-coast across the USA from Bos­ton to Los Ange­les. Our main method of trans­por­ta­tion was the train – We chose to pre-plan our iti­ne­rary and to orga­nise twee­tups whe­re­ver we could in order to meet peo­ple and make new connections.

One of our goals was to visit the SXSWi fes­ti­val in Aus­tin TX via a more inte­res­ting route than direct flight nut pri­ma­rily we wan­ted to see whether it could be done and what help our online social net­works could be.

I lear­ned that let­ting go of con­trol of where we were sta­ying and what we would do led to far richer expe­rien­ces. Yes it was inte­res­ting and exci­ting to meet new peo­ple and those I’d only ever twee­ted at but the high­points of the jour­ney inc­lu­ded not kno­wing where we were going to stay in New Orleans until a friend of a friend lent us her house for four days or when I unex­pec­tedly found myself pla­ying uku­lele with 25 Hawaiian-shirted senior citi­zens in Mary­land.

South By South West is an annual pil­gri­mage for a lot of peo­ple. Lloyd likes to take that annual SXSW pil­gri­mage to an extreme. An annual spi­ri­tual search, as it were. “Aus­tin as Jeru­sa­lem 2.0″, as it were. As oppo­sed to just another trade show for han­ding out busi­ness cards, get­ting drunk and han­ging out in strip clubs. It’s ins­pi­ring to see…

[Got a good #Evil­Plans story you want to share? Feel free to ping me via gapingvoid@gmail.com, Thanks!]

February 22, 2011

thc: a cure for career hangovers?

[Anthony Adams was a recent college gra­duate wor­king for IBM. Now he sells han­go­ver cures:]

Hi Hugh,

My name is Anthony Adams, I am 26 years old.

I wor­ked at IBM out of college (2007) in a cubicle doing soft­ware sales/order taking and sit­ting in death-by-Powerpoint mee­tings and I hated it. Actually, hate is a strong word. I tole­ra­ted it. And that’s even worse in a weird way. Com­pa­ring horror sto­ries with my fellow recent college gra­dua­tes, my job actually wasn’t that bad. But I knew after about a year of trying to play the game that it wasn’t for me.

So I hatched an evil plan and spent my nights crea­ting a die­tary sup­ple­ment that pre­vents han­go­vers at www.drinkthc.com. The site is pretty bland and in the pro­cess of being redone now that I have inves­tors and big­ger plans, but I star­ted with nothing more than a desire to get out of the cor­po­rate world, threw myself into the unk­nown and came out alive and much bet­ter off than I was before.

I’ve sold my pro­duct through the inter­net to 41 coun­tries on six con­ti­nents and am just get­ting star­ted, with appea­ran­ces on NBC and Thrillist.com along the way. In hatching my evil plan, I have deve­lo­ped skills they don’t teach in busi­ness school (SEO, inter­net mar­ke­ting, etc.) that will ulti­ma­tely allow me to con­ti­nue wor­king for myself without ever having to go get another cor­po­rate job, even if my current evil plan hap­pens to stall.

All the best,

Anthony Adams

[Got a good #Evil­Plans story you want to share? Feel free to ping me via gapingvoid@gmail.com, Thanks!]

February 21, 2011

“a jolt to the soul”

Chris Mitchell sent me the follo­wing e-mail:

Dear Hugh,

Recently I inter­vie­wed Kevin Kelly, the co-founder of WIRED maga­zine. The whole inter­view was about the “lost decade” of his life where he spent pretty much his entire 20s tra­ve­lling through Asia taking pho­tos. No money, no job secu­rity, no career, no nothing. Just taking pho­tos and han­ging around. 30 years on, he show­ca­sed some of those pho­tos, which are stun­ning, in a book called Asia Grace. The ima­ges are now avai­la­ble to view for free at www.asiagrace.com.

The rea­son I’m bothe­ring you with this is because there was one phrase which Kelly used in the inter­view that really stuck with me — he refe­rred to tra­ve­lling as “a jolt to the soul”. And that phrase struck me as EXACTLY the sort of sen­ti­ment I might see in one of your car­toons. Isn’t that what we all need (whether we know it or not — or want it or not?) — a jolt to the soul?

The inter­view is here if you want to see it for yourself.

Hope you find this interesting,

Best
Chris Mitchell

Get your­self an #Evil­Plan. Give your soul a jolt.

Or give your soul a jolt, and watch the #Evil­Plan sud­denly appear in its wake. Yes, that is actually how it often happens…

[Got a good #Evil­Plans story you want to share? Feel free to ping me via gapingvoid@gmail.com, Thanks!]

February 18, 2011

everybody needs an evil plan, cont.

Fun.… Tanya Mul­kidzha­nova from the Ukraine read EVIL PLANS, then pos­ted this pic­ture via Twit­ter.

“Every­body needs an Evil Plan”. Exactly.

[Avai­la­ble from: Ama­zon. Bar­nes & Noble. Bor­ders. 800-CEO-READ etc.]

February 17, 2011

the corner bistro

I took this pho­to­graph when I was in New York last week, back in my old neighborhood…

The Cor­ner Bis­tro was my regu­lar wate­ring hole, back when I lived in the West Village in the late 1990s, back when I was first dra­wing my tra­de­mark “car­toons on the back of busi­ness cards”.

I’d stum­ble in there late-at-night a few times a week. Great hamburgers.

Jeff would pour me a drink. Maker’s Mark on the rocks.

Jeff was a pho­to­grapher. Nice guy. Great bar­ten­der. He liked my car­toons. I’d show him the new ones. He’d tell me which ones he liked.

I liked Jeff. We had a rap­port. This was before I was ever published. This was long before blog­ging or Web 2.0.

This was when I was still unk­nown. A nobody. A goof­ball nobody in a tweed jac­ket, who would sit at the end of the bar for hours on end, dood­ling on the back of busi­ness cards for no reason.

So the Satur­day I was in New York last week, I walk into The Cor­ner Bis­tro, again.

Jeff was wor­king; he’s still there. He’s married and has a kid now. He’s got a regu­lar job doing something, but tends bar once a week for the hell of it.

He remem­be­red me!

I give him a sig­ned copy of Ignore Every­body [I had brought one with me, with the express inten­tion of giving it to him], the book that was ins­pi­red by my days when I lived in New York– my lazy wee­kends in the West Village, my Satur­day after­noons at the Cor­ner Bis­tro, enjo­ying a drink, watching the cabs through the win­dow, dri­ving up Hud­son, as Char­lie Par­ker pla­yed on the best juke­box in Manhattan.

It as really good to see Jeff again. It had been over a decade. It felt like coming home. It was nice to be able to say to some­body from the old ‘hood. “Yeah. I made it. Finally.”

“This is an awe­some New York story,” he said.

He’s right. It is.

Thank you, Jeff. Thank you, New York. Seriously…

[#Evil­Plans]

my new book: “evil plans”

[ Avai­la­ble from: Ama­zon. Bar­nes & Noble. Bor­ders. 800-CEO-READ etc.]

“Every­body needs an EVIL PLAN. Every­body needs that crazy, out-there idea that allows them to ACTUALLY start doing something they love, doing something that mat­ters. Every­body needs an EVIL PLAN that gets them the hell out of the Rat Race, away from lousy bos­ses, away from boring, dead-end jobs that they hate. Life is short.”

My second book, EVIL PLANS launched today. Here are some notes:

1. EVIL PLANS is basi­cally a medi­ta­tion on “The Uni­fi­ca­tion of Work and Love”. Something a lot of us strive for; something worth stri­ving for. What does it take for some­body to be able to love what they do for a living? What has to hap­pen? What has to be given up? What state of mind does one have to be in? Ques­tions that never get old.…

2. Like I said ear­lier, the book doesn’t mat­ter; the con­ver­sa­tion mat­ters. How peo­ple con­ceive and exe­cute their own Evil Plans is  a sub­ject worth explo­ring deeply. All the book can do is help get the con­ver­sa­tion going. Same with this blog.

3. The first line in the book is, “Every­body needs an Evil Plan”. That is my belief, that is my man­tra. Besi­des dra­wing car­toons, Evil Plans is what my career has been about all these years– wri­ting about them, dis­co­ve­ring them, unco­ve­ring then, stud­ying them, crea­ting them, My own and other people’s.

4. Peo­ple are tal­king about the book already. Fellow Penguin/Portfolio authors, Pam SlimJonathan Fields and Daniel Pink already have reviews up, plus you can see what peo­ple are saying on Twit­ter via the #Evil­Plans hash­tag.

5. This is only the begin­ning. I wrote the book to start a con­ver­sa­tion about Evil Plans, not to be the defi­ni­tive ans­wer on the sub­ject. Yes, I have some Evil Plans about Evil Plans. Funny how that works…

6. Thanks to every­body who hel­ped make this hap­pen, espe­cially Jillian and Mau­reen over at Pen­guin, and my busi­ness part­ner, Jason, who had to put up with my non­sense for all those weeks. You guys rock.

February 14, 2011

“the product doesn’t get to be kick-ass until the user kicks ass first”

[The “Into­xi­ca­ted” print.]

I remem­ber the day, back in the early 1990s, when I first came across the great busi­ness wri­ter, Tom Peters. Most TV shows are for­got­ten within hours of watching, but this one still stays with me, two deca­des later.

Tom was doing a PBS pro­gram on the Mit­tels­tand, those ama­zingly plucky, medium-sized Ger­man com­pa­nies that somehow manage to com­pete suc­cess­fully on a glo­bal level, in spite of their rela­ti­vely small size.

Tom was inter­vie­wing Horst Brandstät­ter, the owner and CEO of Play­mo­bil, the famous Ger­man toy company.

And this is the part I REALLY remem­ber– to paraphrase:

TOM: Hmmm… These Play­mo­bil toys of yours… they do ama­zingly well, all over the world. So what’s their sec­ret? What do they do that’s so interesting?

HORST: It’s not what the toy does that’s inte­res­ting. It’s what the child does with the toy that’s interesting.

BOOM! A moment of cla­rity. One that sticks with me, like I said, twenty years later.

When I was doing that car­toon work for Intel last month- “A pro­ces­sor is an expres­sion of human poten­tial”, I was still thin­king about what Horst had said, all those years ago. Very much so.

What Horst said is true, whether you’re run­ning a small mom n’ pop cheese empo­rium in Green­wich Village, or a mul­ti­bi­llion titan like Intel: To borrow hea­vily from Kathy Sie­rra, the pro­duct doesn’t get to be kick-ass until the user kicks ass first.

Don’t talk about your­self. Talk about something else. Aim for something higher. Talk about the user. Remem­ber Play­mo­bil. Never for­get the child pla­ying with it.

I know I like to yack on end­lessly about “It’s all about human poten­tial.” I know its cliche, but then again, I’m not wrong, either. This is why we exist. To find out.

Thanks, Tom…

February 13, 2011

facebook virtual valentines

This Valentine’s, if you want to send some­bodye some love, eHar­mony, the big dating site has a “Vir­tual Valentine’s” app over on their Face­book page.

And yes, their using my car­toons for it.

This is very cool– it gets my work seen by  a lot of peo­ple that I don’t reach by my nor­mal channels.

And of course, if you  like any of the car­toons, they’re avai­la­ble as fine art prints over at the gaping­void gallery

February 9, 2011

“social objects” is what makes the internet work, what makes the internet possible

[The Cube Gre­nade I did for Shit Creek Con­sul­ting etc.]

Tra­di­tio­nal adver­ti­sing doesn’t work very well.

Sure, it tries, and tries hard, but most of the time, it fails.

It fails far worse now than it ever did during the gol­den era of TV or print. Those days are gone. We live in The Inter­net Era now.

Old, tra­di­tio­nal adver­ti­sing was all about crea­ting mes­sa­ges for the media, not about crea­ting social objects for the peo­ple using the media.

“Social Objects” is what makes the Inter­net work, what makes the Inter­net possible.

Without the social objects, there would simply be no World Wide Web.

Social objects are part of the Web’s very DNA.

In The Inter­net Era, an ad that isn’t first and fore­most a social object, is use­less waste of money. Even if we’re not tal­king about the Inter­net, per se.

Which is why I inven­ted Cube Gre­na­des: social objects in car­toon form, desig­ned to star real con­ver­sa­tions bet­ween people.

To me, Cube Gre­na­des aren’t just about car­toons. Cube Gre­na­des are  about something far more impor­tant– they’re about doing something that crea­tes real change bet­ween peo­ple, that crea­tes something that actually mat­ters to people.

Social Objects: I use car­toons. What do you use? Serious question.

February 3, 2011

the “evil plans” pre-order art print


[The EVIL PLANS print. Sig­ned, limited-editon of 500 etc.]

[UPDATE: The offer is now clo­sed. All 500 prints are gone. THANK YOU SO MUCH for your sup­port! Seriously.]


As most of you already know, my second book, EVIL PLANS comes out on February 17th.

To cele­brate the book launch, I’m offe­ring a FREE, sig­ned, 8″ x 10″ limi­ted edi­tion EVIL PLANS art print to the first 500 peo­ple who pre-order the book.

[Yes, you can get a sig­ned print if you’ve already pre-ordered the book. Sorry, this offer is US-only, not inter­na­tio­nal. No, Sorry, this offer is not open to Kindle buyers, hard­back only etc.]

1. The first 500 peo­ple who order the book AND send their elec­tro­nic receipt/confirmation num­ber to EvilPlansBook@gmail.com will get a free, sig­ned, limited-edition “Evil­Plans” print like the one above. 8 x 10″. Limi­ted edi­tion of 500. Hand-signed by me.

2. Order the EVIL PLANS book from any one of these online booksellers:

Ama­zon.

Bar­nes & Noble.

Bor­ders.

800-CEO-READ. (great for bulk buys)

3. Then please for­ward your receipt/confirmation num­ber to this spe­cial email address: EvilPlansBook@gmail.com. You’ll receive a con­fir­ma­tion email with direc­tions for sub­mit­ting your ship­ping address within 24 hours.

4. This offer is limi­ted to only the first 500 peo­ple who email us their receipts — I’ll post an update here to let you know if and when the spe­cial offer has been closed.

5. This offer is for U.S. ORDERS ONLY. Sorry, Glo­bal Sports­fans, but the logis­tics are just WAY too com­plex to ship them abroad. Long story. Ouch.

6. If you’ve already pre-ordered the book and live in the U.S., no worries, you can still get in on the deal - just be in the first 500 to send in your receipt, and I’ll hap­pily honor it.

7. This offer is hard­back only. Not for Kindle. Sorry.

8. Please do not con­tact me per­so­nally to get on this list — please just use EvilPlansBook@gmail.com.

9. Thanks Again, As Always, for your Love and Support!

–Hugh

February 1, 2011

@rackspace: greeting card for irate customers

So I drew this car­toon ear­lier today for Racks­pace.

An idea for a gree­ting card. An “Apo­logy” card. For when Racks­pace screws up [ALL com­pa­nies screw up occasionally].

Just a way of saying sorry. Of sta­ying human.

It could be prin­ted on to a card and put in an enve­lope. Or it could just be a digi­tal image you put in an email or on a website.

That kind of thing…

[You can see the other car­toons I’ve done for Racks­pace here.]

evil plans– rackspace edition


[Down­load the prin­ta­ble ver­sion here etc.]

To mark the launch of my upco­ming book, EVIL PLANS on February 17th, I thought I’d do a spe­cial car­toon for my big­gest client, Racks­pace.

The first line in the book is “Every­body needs an Evil Plan”. This sen­ti­ment would apply to both big com­pa­nies like Racks­pace and, or course, the peo­ple who work for them.

So there was a natu­ral fit. Plus I dig the red…

Hmmm… Thin­king of making this one a print.

[You can pre-order the book here.]
[You can see the other car­toons I’ve done for Racks­pace here.]