Archive for October, 2010

October 30, 2010

whimsy

yesterday we sent out the 200th cartoon on the newsletter. hurrah!

[You can buy the print here etc.]

Fri­day [yes­ter­day] mar­ked the 200th car­toon we sent out on the news­let­ter. We sent out the car­toon above. Very cool.

Thanks to every­body for sup­por­ting it. It’s been quite an adven­ture so far. Not to men­tion, a lot of fun. Rock on.

October 29, 2010

“ideas that do not risk offense, aren’t.”

[Moles­kine dra­wing from 2009: “Tried Mea­ning­ful”. You can see the enlar­ged image here. See more like this over at the Moles­kine archive etc.]

“Ideas that do not risk offense, aren’t.”

And yes, your busi­ness is an idea. Your pro­duct is an idea. The con­ver­sa­tion you’re trying to have with your mar­ket is also an idea.

Hey, I didn’t say any of this stuff was easy…

[#smar­ter­con­ver­sa­tions]

the REAL reason why brands screw up on social media

[I drew this car­toon back in New York, 1998. Backs­tory here.]

Mark Earls, one of the grea­test mar­ke­ting minds on the pla­net, is bored of social media. Or at least, the con­ver­sa­tion about social media.

So let’s try to get at least this thing really straight:

Social net­works are not chan­nels for adver­ti­sers or for the adverts/memes you, your clients or any of your so-called “influen­tials” create, social net­works are for all of the peo­ple who par­ti­ci­pate in the network.

Being a social crea­ture means you spend your life in social net­works; being part of a social net­work gives each indi­vi­dual a num­ber of bene­fits —  sha­red pro­tec­tion, sha­red resour­ces and most impor­tantly sha­red lear­ning. Our abi­lity to learn from each other (the appropriately-named Social Lear­ning) is one of our all-too-mutual spe­cies’ most cha­rac­te­ris­tic capa­bil­ties and the engine by which stuff gets pulled through popu­la­tions (from tech­no­lo­gies to health habits).

In other words, social media (and the brands that want to be part of it) are at their most power­ful when they offer two things:

Sha­red learning.

Sha­red teaching.

Great art teaches. Great artists teach. What do you teach? What does your busi­ness teach? What is actually lear­ned, impar­ted? Not just the prac­ti­cal stuff, but the deep, messy stuff about ourselves?

Just thought I’d ask…

[UPDATE] Darren left a great comment:

I fre­quently talk to peo­ple and com­pa­nies who are loo­king to take their first stab at social media pre­sence spe­ci­fi­cally for the pur­pose of adver­ti­sing their pro­duct or ser­vice. No! No! No! Its about enga­ging your audience in mea­ning­ful con­ver­sa­tion. Ine­vi­tably, they push for­ward, create a Face­book page and Twit­ter account, post for a few weeks. They have almost no fans or follo­wers and won­der why their 27 posts with 10% cou­pon codes brought no inc­rease in revenue!

Because their 27 posts and 10% cou­pon code pla­yed no part in sha­red lear­ning or sha­red teaching, that’s why.

[#smar­ter­con­ver­sa­tions]

wicked problem #47: the lucky trucker

So I just did this car­toon for my client, HNI.

Basi­cally, the truc­kers that are most pro­fi­ta­ble for any truc­king com­pany are gene­rally the most hard to insure. The ones who score highest on safety make less make less money for the com­pany… and then you’ve got these Feds coming in with “CSA 2010″, making it even more com­pli­ca­ted. Lucky truckers…

The car­toon by itself, is not that interesting.

The fact that HNI are the only peo­ple in the insu­rance industry willing to talk about it in the open, are willing to have a “Smar­ter Con­ver­sa­tion” about it, is inte­res­ting.

At least to me…

technology wants to be human

[The latest car­toon I did for PSFK…]

October 27, 2010

“if you’re david, fighting goliath, don’t let goliath choose the weapons”

Our client, Line 2, is a small VoIP start-up, aiming to take some busi­ness from Goliaths like AT&T.

So Line 2, like David in The Bible, has to choose its own wea­pons i.e. like the car­toon above. Heh.

[More Line 2 car­toons etc here…]

[PS: The “Don’t let Goliath choose the wea­pons” line is an idea I sha­me­lessly stole from my old buddy, Sigurd. Hence the quo­ta­tion marks etc.]

rackspace: die trying



[Down­load the prin­ta­ble ver­sion here.]

I did this print a few months back– I thought the sen­ti­ment would also make a good cube gre­nade for our client, Racks­pace. Et Voila…

[Bonus link] From Euan Sem­ple, 2006:

Maybe love does have a place in busi­ness after all. Maybe more and more of us will start to have the cou­rage to begin to talk about what really mat­ters to us about work and our rela­tionships with each other and to push back the ste­rile lan­guage of busi­ness that we have been trai­ned to accept. Maybe we will rea­lise that accep­ting love into the work­place reminds us of the ori­gi­nal pur­pose of work – not to maxi­mise sha­rehol­der value but to come together to do good things, to help each other and hope­fully to make the world a bet­ter place.

Maybe …. Oh and by the way if the above is too new age and namby pamby for you I rec­kon social com­pu­ting is capa­ble of tal­king 25% out of the run­ning costs of most busi­nes­ses – so there!

[@euan]

October 18, 2010

“how do do you amplify a start-up culture inside a big company?”

[Down­load the prin­ta­ble ver­sion here.]

A cou­ple of days ago my buddy, Robert Sco­ble (him­self a Racks­pace emplo­yee) twit­te­red the ques­tion, “How do do you amplify a start-up cul­ture inside a big company?”

A damn good ques­tion, Robert. I thought it would make a good piece of art, hence the car­toon above. More spe­ci­fi­cally, I thought it would make a good image to go on the back of  a Racks­pace busi­ness card.

Racks­pace is a big com­pany (3,000 emplo­yees), but not big enough where they can no lon­ger remem­ber when they were a small com­pany. So maybe it’s bet­ter to start a con­ver­sa­tion (which is what han­ding out a busi­ness card does, ideally) with a per­ti­nent ques­tion, rather than the usual “Here’s why you should buy our stuff” shpeel…

recently i gave up drinking booze and took up drinking green tea instead…

October 16, 2010

the hughtrain mkii

THE HUGHTRAIN MkII

1. The mar­ket for something to believe in is infi­nite. We are here to find mea­ning. We are here to help other peo­ple do the same. Everything else is secon­dary. We humans want to believe in our own spe­cies. And we want peo­ple, com­pa­nies and pro­ducts in our lives that make it easier to do so. That is human nature.

2. The most impor­tant word in mar­ke­ting is “com­pli­city”. It’s not enough for the cus­to­mer to love your pro­duct. They have to love your pro­cess as well.

3. Your cus­to­mers are beco­ming smar­ter about your mar­ket a lot fas­ter than you are. Thanks to the inter­net, your cus­to­mers are able to talk to each other. They are able to find bet­ter infor­ma­tion about your pro­duct than you are able of willing to give them, much quic­ker than you are capa­ble of giving them. The con­ver­sa­tion will hap­pen with or without you, you’re bet­ter off joi­ning in.

4. The pri­mary job of an adver­ti­ser is not to com­mu­ni­cate bene­fit, but to com­mu­ni­cate con­vic­tion. It’s not about what you have; it’s about why it matters.

5. A company’s pri­mary role is to func­tion as an “idea ampli­fier”. A company’s pri­mary role is not to make or do stuff. Making and doing are mere subsets.

6. The future of adver­ti­sing is inter­nal. The har­dest part of a CEO’s job is sha­ring his enthu­siasm with his collea­gues, espe­cially when a lot of them are making one-fiftieth of what he is. Selling the com­pany to the gene­ral public is a piece of cake com­pa­red to selling it to the actual peo­ple who work for it.

7. Your job is no lon­ger about selling. Your job is about firing off as many synap­ses in your customer’s brain as pos­si­ble. The more synap­ses that are fired off, the more dopa­mi­nes are relea­sed. Dopa­mi­nes are seriously addic­tive. The more dopa­mi­nes you release, the more the cus­to­mer will come back for more. Your cus­to­mer thinks he is coming back to you for sane, ratio­nal, value-driven rea­sons. He is wrong. He is coming back to feed.

8. Good-bye, Mes­sa­ges. Hello, Social Ges­ture. A well-executed mar­ke­ting cam­paign is an act of love.

9. Con­trol the con­ver­sa­tion by impro­ving the con­ver­sa­tion. Choo­sing to have a “smar­ter con­ver­sa­tion” with the mar­ket is not a mar­ke­ting deci­sion; it’s a moral decision.

10. The more porous the mem­brane that sepa­ra­tes your busi­ness from your mar­ket, the easier it is for both par­ties to be in align­ment. And the more porous the mem­brane, the easier it is to fix non-alignment.

[Ori­gi­nally published Novem­ber, 2006]

things i wish my phone did 09

[Down­load prin­ta­ble ver­sion here.]

[#Smar­ter­Con­ver­sa­tions]

crap jobs

[Down­load the prin­ta­ble ver­sion here etc.]

[#Smar­ter­Con­ver­sa­tions]

san antonio

[Down­load the prin­ta­ble ver­sion here etc.]

[#Smar­ter­Con­ver­sa­tions]

October 14, 2010

are you a beacon?

[“Adven­ture”. Buy the print here etc.]

Are you a beacon?

A bea­con is a navi­ga­tion sig­nal that tells you where you are when you’re lost at sea.

We spend a lot of our careers being lost at sea.… padd­ling away, not quite sure where we are, hoping to God that a big wave won’t come along and swamp our little boat.

And we look for bea­cons to guide us, to give us hope, to tell us where we are, to show us where the stan­dard is, to show us the way for­ward. Bea­cons can be peo­ple, pro­ducts, busi­nes­ses or even ideas.

“Life might suck right now, but one day I’ll land a kick-ass job as Crea­tive Direc­tor for Cris­pin Porter!”

“Life might suck right now, but one day I’ll write as good a novel as Jonathan Franzen!”

“Life might suck right now, but one day our pro­duct will be bet­ter than SAP or Oracle!”

These are beacons…

Obviously, if you or your pro­duct is a bea­con to other peo­ple in your own industry, you have a con­si­de­ra­ble advan­tage going for you. Not to men­tion, a really good rea­son to get up in the morning.

So in my typi­cal way, I’ll ask you, are you bea­con? If not, don’t you think you should be?

To be honest, I wasn’t really thin­king about you when I sat down to write this, sorry. I was actually thin­king about my client, Racks­pace. Are they a bea­con? I know they’re cer­tainly capa­ble of it.

I’m just thin­king out­loud, here…

October 12, 2010

30 – 60% off: the main reason to subscribe to the gapingvoid newsletter

Tens of thou­sands of peo­ple now get the Daily Car­toon News­let­ter. The list grows and grows, and every day we get lots and lots of mail from peo­ple sho­wing the love.

But the NUMBER ONE bene­fit to subsc­ribe is that each day, for 24 hours, the car­toon de jour– the print– is avai­la­ble at around 30– 60% off the usual price. Just the day it’s ini­tially published and after that, it goes to full price. So, all the hard­core print jun­kies are buying them on the issue day, and after that, they and ever­yone else pays retail.

There is a sec­ret offer code on the bot­tom of each email, that reveals the dis­count of the day. Just use it when you go to checkout.

Start the day with an ass-kicking car­toon and maybe save some money as well etc.

Sign up here, and join the club. Rock on.

October 6, 2010

fanatical

[Down­load the prin­ta­ble ver­sion here etc.]

Racks­pace likes to desc­ribe their cus­to­mer sup­port as “Fana­ti­cal” [It’s right there on their home­page. Go see.].

Which got me thin­king, what does being “fana­ti­cal” actually mean? What are its real-world implications?

So I drew a car­toon with my take on it…

[#Smar­ter­Con­ver­sa­tions]

October 5, 2010

just a paycheck

[Down­load the prin­ta­ble ver­sion here.]

I find something rather amu­sing about the idea of peo­ple at Racks­pace prin­ting out this cube gre­nade, and han­ging it up everywhere in their San Anto­nio office. It would sure send a mes­sage to the newbies…

HR may not be able to say things like this, but hell, I’m a cartoonist…

[#Smar­ter­Con­ver­sa­tions]

October 4, 2010

things i wish my phone did 06

[Down­load prin­ta­ble ver­sion here.] [thingsiwishmyphonedid.com] [#smar­ter­con­ver­sa­tions]

October 3, 2010

“don’t be the best in the world at what you do; be the only one in the world who does what you do.”

[Last Fri­day I was sig­ning prints– 175 of these pup­pies. SAP, the large, Ger­man enter­prise tech com­pany put in a very large order, to give out to cer­tain key peo­ple within the orga­ni­za­tion. Trying to have a Smar­ter Con­ver­sa­tion. Exactly.]

“Don’t be the best in the world at what you do; be the only one in the world who does what you do.”

That quote is me paraph­ra­sing Jerry Gar­cia, lead gui­tar of The Gra­te­ful Dead. The thought always reso­na­ted with me.

If peo­ple like what you’re doing, and you’re the only one who’s doing it, you win.

Which is why I like doing Cube Gre­na­des. Com­pa­red to what most peo­ple are selling out there, they’re fairly unique.

It’s also what makes blogs so power­ful a mar­ke­ting device. Peo­ple can just see your own uni­que shtick evol­ving right there on the page, over time. They’ll either get it even­tually or they won’t. No sales pitch nee­ded. No need to com­pare your­self to some­body else. No need to fit into some pre-existing model, if you don’t want to.

It has never been a bet­ter time to be unlike anyone else. I hope you’re already taking full advantage…