August 15, 2010

“with porn, all things are possible.”

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[“Wings”, which I sent out in the news­let­ter recently. You can get the print here etc.]

[Ori­gi­nally published Novem­ber, 2005:]

I was having a long con­ver­sa­tion with a friend last night about “Busi­ness Porn”:

Busi­ness Porn is just like Ordi­nary Porn or Real Estate Porn, except ins­tead of it being about the women we wished we could sleep with, or the hou­ses we wish we owned, it’s about all those cool, luc­ra­tive, exci­ting jobs and busi­nes­ses that we wish we had, ins­tead of the nor­mal, tedious, sch­leppy crap most of us end up doing to pay the bills.

Does your blog suf­fer from low traf­fic? It’s pro­bably because there’s not enough porn on it. Sex Porn, Real Estate Porn, Wine Porn, Biz Porn, Emo­tio­nal Porn, it doesn’t matter.

Porn = Traf­fic.
Porn = Mar­ke­ting.
Porn = Sales.

With Porn, all things are possible.

So now you know.

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3 Responses to ““with porn, all things are possible.””

  1. Alex says:

    Love this!

    I am an old fan of Real Estate Porn. I am a new fan of Biz Porn, which I now rea­lize I have enga­ged in. I think I may want to add to your porn cate­gory — Edu­ca­tion Porn. Alas, I still lust to go to MIT. Spea­king of, I actually took a por­no­graphy class at RISD. It was the Bomb.

  2. Not to for­get Cele­brity Porn — or Sta­tus Porn, if you will.

  3. hiiii i like porn. Above post is so amzing . so thanx for the above post

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