daily bizcard 027: carl-henric svanberg

Today’s “Daily Biz­card” design, “Thank You Sir”, goes to BP Chair­man Carl-Henric Svan­berg, who’s having, shall we say, one bitch of a week.

Oh well, I guess that’s why he gets paid the big bucks…

Of course the current oil slick is horren­dous. In spite of that, I’m no more one of those anti-big-oil peo­ple than I was before. My father, a geo­lo­gist, was in the oil busi­ness for a good chunk of his wor­king life. I also used to work in the oil busi­ness when I was a kid in college, offshore in the Gulf of Mexico.

At the end of the day, oil is dirty, nasty, dan­ge­rous stuff to get out of the ground. And every now and then, sadly, we are remin­ded of this. “Cut down our depen­dence on oil”? If that lever exis­ted, we’d have pulled it long ago. Don’t get me started…

[The Daily Biz­card archive is here etc.]

[Com­mis­sion Hugh]

[Carl-Henric, please send me an e-mail at gapingvoid@gmail.com with your ship­ping address and the details you want on the back of the biz­card, and I’ll send a free box of 100 to you. Thanks!]

Comments

  1. As much as I enjoy your wri­tings you’re WAY off on this one. Our “depen­dence on oil” has not been cut down because the oil industry owns the U.S. govern­ment. Take a look at who makes the big cama­pign con­tri­bu­tions; the U.S. govern­ment was bought and paid for a long time ago. So the line “if that ever exis­ted we’d have pulled it long ago” is misin­for­med. It hasn’t been pulled because cer­tain peo­ple calling ths hsots don’t want it pulled. Wel­come to Ame­ri­can poli­tics, if you’ve been living in the Sta­tes a while you should be use to it. One big melo­dra­ma­tic freak show full of pup­pets to keep an apathe­tic public paci­fied while the monarchy con­so­li­daq­tes its wealth.

  2. Have you ever once heard a poli­ti­tian say “please drive five miles less a week?”

  3. Fernando says:

    Thanks Hugh.

    It’s refreshing to hear this point of view and not just parrot the poli­ti­cally correct axiom of “big oil”.

    BTW, the rea­son why the leak is so hard to con­tain is because BP was for­ced to drill in such deep waters due to Govern­ment regu­la­tions prohi­bi­ting them to drill clo­ser to shore.

    But do not fret, Obama is on it:

    “Plug the damn hole!” http://goo.gl/xAVT

  4. If that lever exis­ted, we’d have pulled it long ago.

    I would say we haven’t pulled that lever because we are a society is all about the now and the plea­sure. And not about the future. I think this comic sums it up.
    http://www.reddit.com/tb/8nejx

  5. Armando says:

    “BTW, the rea­son why the leak is so hard to con­tain is because BP was for­ced to drill in such deep waters due to Govern­ment regu­la­tions prohi­bi­ting them to drill clo­ser to shore.”

    Ha, ha, ha…

  6. Janie Christensen says:

    BP Chair­man, who ever all you peo­ple are. We want you to know that we the peo­ple of the gulf coast are pis­sed off as hell. You all are nothing but a bunch of greedy fri­ken liars. You have des­tro­yed the liv­lihood of so many peo­ple and have des­tro­yed so much envi­ron­ment and have killed so much wild life. And wha­te­ver con­gla­me­rate coun­tries are invol­ved, let’s go drill off your land and have it right in your back­yard and see how you like it. I hope that you all go DOWN!! Never to do what has hap­pe­ned here again. I boy­cott BP GREED will des­troy the world.

  7. Templer Simon says:

    Carl Hen­ric Svan­berg looks like you are get­ting what you deserve although at the expense of the US. What are you hiding from? Looks like BP will divorce you now — as you wife did recently for too many mari­tal affairs. looks like you should be spen­ding more time on the affairs of BP than on your own affair with a married swe­dish woman now living in the US — yes, it’s all in the Swe­dish gos­sip mags! Your visits should be for busi­ness not pleasure!!

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.….….….…..

    • chs supporter says:

      Don’t you think your reac­tion against the Chair­man is unfoun­ded? The CEO runs the com­pany, the Chair­man is but a MC at the boardmeetings.

      I have to agree with CHS that the CEO is the only spo­kes­per­son for the company.

      While peo­ple are upset at BP — mouthing off should be cur­tai­led to lay blame where it should fall.

      His mari­tal busi­ness — is exactly that his busi­ness. I wor­ked in his pre­vious com­pany and he did a lot of good and led the com­pany well.

      So this kind of com­ments — is really unca­lled for.

      • I kinda agree with chs sup­por­ter… his mari­tal life is private.

        The car­toon really wasn’t about Carl Hen­dric. It was more about the media…

  8. Like that you hit this one out of the park… Maybe the gree­nie wac­kos will finally figure this out…

  9. “BTW, the rea­son why the leak is so hard to con­tain is because BP was for­ced to drill in such deep waters due to Govern­ment regu­la­tions prohi­bi­ting them to drill clo­ser to shore.”

    Ever had an ori­gi­nal thought in your life?

Speak Your Mind

*

Comment through Twitter

Are you ready to work with us?

Get More Info

Testimonials

His work acknowledges the absurdity of workaday life, while also encouraging employees to respond with passion, creativity, and non-conformity...   MacLeod’s work is undeniably an improvement over the office schlock of yore. At its best, it’s more honest, and more cognizant of the entrepreneurial psyche, while still retaining some idealism.

The New Republic
Lydia Depillis

Last year my State of the College address was 76 slides loaded with data. This year it was 14 cartoons that were substantially more memorable.

Len Schlesinger
Former President, Babson College

Hugh MacLeod is a genius.  Genius.

Seth Godin
Best Selling Author

In moments of indecision I glance at the wall for guidance.

Brian Clark
@copyblogger
 
  • The New Republic
  • Len Schlesinger
  • Seth Godin
  • Brian Clark
prevnext