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February 7, 2010

“commitment”, revisited

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Within 1 week of mee­ting this per­son you rea­lize that not only have you found your soul­mate, but you’ve found your soul­mate who likes to have sex 4 times a day in the bed, on the dining table, on the kitchen floor, in the chan­ging rooms at Bloomingdale’s etc.

Within 2 weeks you’re already tal­king about moving in together.

Within 3 weeks you’re tal­king about having babies together.

Within 4 weeks you rea­lize this per­son is a com­plete psychopath.

Within 5 weeks this per­son also thinks you’re a com­plete psychopath.

Within 6 weeks you’re sit­ting at a res­tau­rant with an old friend who is giving you the “How come you only call me when you’re sin­gle” speech.

[Ori­gi­nally published in 2001. You can go see it and more of my early per­so­nal faves on my “About” page here…]

2 Responses to ““commitment”, revisited”

1. Uwe Hook says:

   February 7, 2010 at 3:43 PM

   This is so true. Until the moment you meet the right one. Week 6 is then the rea­li­za­tion that both of are com­plete psycho­paths and you can’t ima­gine living without them

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2. Michal Matovcik says:

   February 18, 2010 at 4:03 AM

   You are ama­zing and ins­pi­ra­tio­nal artist. Wish youu all the suc­cess you can ima­gine. Great work

   ps: I ‘m hap­pily married

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