January 6, 2010

map of the u.s.a.

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92 Responses to “map of the u.s.a.”

  1. azeem says:

    Hey isn’t this more nega­tive than usual. Surely the top half of Cali is o.k

    • Jesse says:

      Never thought of Mis­souri being flat but it beats being awful boring crap.

      • KB says:

        Actually, Mis­souri has been pla­ced in the region of crap if you take a clo­ser look. Having been born there and left as soon as pos­si­ble I would agree with Hugh. :)

  2. Doug Johnson says:

    As one who lived in Cor­pus for a won­drous 4 years and am now back in Cle­ve­land, I LOVE this.

  3. Defi­ni­tely don’t want to live a the panhandle of awful at the inter­sec­tion of flat, texas, awful, and boring.

  4. hey Hugh…you gotta do one of these for the UK. some suggestions

    1) Scot­land = whisky/golf
    2) Cum­bria = trees/lakes
    3) Bir­mingham = conc­rete
    4) Lon­don = crazy

    etc etc…

    Steve

  5. JMO says:

    I would buy this right now as a cube gre­nade, full-size print, or even a T-shirt.

  6. George says:

    There it is.

  7. Drew B says:

    Can you do a map of Lon­don soon Hugh? :)

  8. jackmayhofferr says:

    Looks like about 2 minu­tes of thought and 10 minu­tes of work was put into this one. Not even clever.

    • Deborah says:

      Hence, the dif­fe­rence bet­ween peo­ple who get paid for what they pro­duce and peo­ple who get paid by the hour …

  9. Dan says:

    They only rea­son anyone wouldn’t find this funny is they’re touchy about not living in Texas.

    Myself? I’d buy a print.

  10. Rich says:

    Umm…where’s Red Sox Nation?

  11. Hmmm, being a yan­kee is not so bad. I’ve always felt Texas is actually a country unto itself.

  12. Veralynne Pepper says:

    I dunno, Hugh. I always love your stuff! But this one left me fee­ling flat, awful, bored.….……

  13. Veralynne Pepper says:

    .….…..igno­red.

  14. John says:

    Nice, erm…homage to the New Yor­ker maps of Stein­berg and Kalman/Meyerwitz

    http://cartome.org/york2.jpg

    http://www.saulsteinbergfoundation.org/gallery/24_view_of_the_world.jpg

  15. Phil Gomes says:

    I strongly reject that 1) my current home (Chi­cago) is within “Crap” and 2) my for­mer home (East SF Bay) is within “Hideous”.

    As to my brief time in El Lay… Well…

  16. Hugh MacLeod says:

    Yes, Phil, that’s cuz you ain’t Texan ;-)

  17. Jeff says:

    Quite an accu­rate depic­tion of a typi­cal Texan’s view of the country.

    An alter­na­tive, accor­ding to my family, would label everything north of Ama­ri­llo as “North Pole.”

  18. Emily says:

    Make Washing­ton say ‘Sas­quatch’ or something.

  19. would love to see one of South Africa. all you’d have to do is label it racists, right?

  20. As a Cali­for­nian, I’m used to being the com­pli­men­ted sin­gu­lar entity; the bene­fi­ciary of excep­tions made to insults about the U.S. But now we’re inc­lu­ded along with ever­yone else! Psssh!

  21. Curtis says:

    Yes, Texas plans to become a Repu­blic once again! Long live the great Lone Star State. It is simply the best!!
    No state income tax. Come one, come all, except if you are from Cali­for­nia or a Yan­kee (beware we pro­tect our borders).

  22. Lara says:

    Need an adden­dum map.
    Alaska = Irre­le­vant
    Hawaii = Explo­sive OR Too fiddley

  23. wow says:

    wow, cali­for­nia get­ting dis­sed in favor of texas? what’s the world coming to :-p

  24. Made me chuc­kle, not being Ame­ri­can. Though the ‘Boring’ bit does have a lot of the spec­tacle. For me anyway.

  25. KH says:

    I went west in the US and had a great time ! great GREAT time ! much bet­ter than Paris, France where I am stuck ! I guess I love boring places…

  26. Tiffany Houser says:

    lol…i take it you’re from TX?

  27. oli says:

    Texas is syno­no­mous with “all of the other ones, rolled into one” right. That is the joke, isn’t it?

    Hell, I used to live in Ama­ri­llo. I have issues.

  28. Alec McNayr says:

    Love it.

    I do think, howe­ver, that there should be some sha­ding going on here. I mean, Seattle is not nearly as boring as New Mexico, and Chi­cago is pro­bably only 80% crap.…

    Keep up the good work.

  29. TimB says:

    You live in Alpine? Awe­some loca­tion. Like the map, too. —  Hous­ton Guy

  30. I love it (being born-and-bred Texan)!

  31. JP says:

    It’s kinda like the map of the world I saw once .. Sphere — Arrow poin­ting at it — cap­tion ‘F@@@@d Up …

  32. Jack Lugar says:

    My map always has hideous awful crap where Texas is. For­tu­na­tely there’s something for ever­yone in the US.

  33. Bob Lathrop says:

    Texas is a beau­ti­ful State.…the only pro­blem: there’s way too many Texans there. I’d rather live in Boring Nevada which is just an oxymoron.

  34. Abso­lu­tely point­less and infor­ma­tive at the same time

  35. I love Cana­dian art!

  36. JosephTX says:

    God Bless Texas!

    Oh, and Don’t Mess with Texas…

  37. Arpita says:

    What’s your take on India… that’s not poli­ti­cally correct????

  38. 1x29 says:

    It’s all in the interpretation.

    As this car­toon clearly shows — you couldn’t fit Hideous, Crap, Flat, Awful and Boring in the space of Texas.

    Texas is just the collec­tive term for all five ;-)

    • Hugh MacLeod says:

      1x29. Heh. Is that the best you can do?

      Don’t quit the day job… ;-)

      • 1x29 says:

        Unfor­tu­na­tely it’s too late for quit­ting the day job — well, the one that had me in Beau­mont for last year at least.

        But I do have good memo­ries of TX — not least a Wolf v Sheep print ;-)

  39. Liz says:

    I’m fine with that map unless you Texans start cros­sing over your bor­der to other sta­tes. We need to keep you con­fi­ned to one area so you don’t mess up the rest of the country. You know, the nice part.

  40. Sara says:

    where can i buy the tshirt?

  41. Sara says:

    I think this map is pretty accu­rate. I do agree on the sha­ding com­ment though. Could you please put an empha­sis on Ohio and Indiana and make them “Super Crap”?

  42. I think ever­yone has mis­sed the real point, but have pro­ved it them­sel­ves, that it’s all about star­ting a con­ver­sa­tion and a buzz. Err…right Hugh?

  43. Jamez says:

    Is “Tiger Woods” by Dan Bern your theme song, buy chance?

  44. W. D. Taylor says:

    This looks part of the run-up to Texas’ seces­sion from the US.

  45. Lalla says:

    Hugh,

    You seem to have for­got­ten South Flo­rida — “Cuba” — desculpa no habla­mos ingles

  46. Bret says:

    Good to see the author has a high opi­nion of the country. Is he Euro­pean, by chance?

  47. michael says:

    “Texas is a beau­ti­ful State.…the only pro­blem: there’s way too many Texans there.”

    @Bob Lath­rop — heh. i LOVE that.

  48. Paul says:

    Sure adds to the argu­ment of let­ting Texas suc­ceed from the Union. Hey, we can pick up Puerto Rico and keep the 50 stars.

    • Hugh MacLeod says:

      Paul, Texas might have to, at the current rate outsi­ders are moving in ;-)

      Accor­ding to last month’s Entre­pre­neur Maga­zine, 69% of new US jobs crea­ted in 2009, were crea­ted in Texas.

      That seems rather high to me, but even so…

  49. John says:

    I live in the “boring” area. That’s fine, this town is popu­la­ted enough.

  50. Stephen says:

    Your atten­tion to detail and abi­lity to cap­ture the essence of each dif­fe­rent part of the country is amazing.…have you thought of wor­king for the UN…we need a world view with this level of sensitivity.

  51. Randy Bosch says:

    T-Shirt:
    ‘Map of the USA’ on the front
    ‘Marfa Map of Texas’ on the back
    Book:
    ‘Marfa Map’ on the front cover
    ‘Map of the USA’ on the back
    Blank pages in bet­ween
    Hat:
    See book.

  52. Patti Shock says:

    UH, they have Las Vegas in the BORING sec­tion? It would be bet­ter to extend Cali­for­nia over a few hun­dred miles and inc­lude LV in hideous. I live in Las Vegas and I would rather be hideous than boring.

  53. Fraser says:

    Love to see your take on parts of the UK !

  54. Ha, w/ the BCS Cham­pionship game tonight, this would be a big hit in the sport forums and mes­sage boards. I des­pise both teams, so can’t wade in there to share the image, but I’m sure someone will.

  55. RJ says:

    Well done. I love this, remin­ded me of the Jesus­land map, one of my favo­rite ima­ges — for its insight and wit — of the past decade.

  56. Paul Geffen says:

    Yan­kee and proud of it. Born in the Bronx (where else?), rai­sed in New York, living it Bos­ton. Cali­for­nia really is beautiful.

  57. This is great! Hila­rious. Go Yan­kees! :-)

  58. egonchildz says:

    I like how this hick labe­led Cali­for­nia, which inc­lu­des Napa Valley and beau­ti­ful San Diego beaches hideous.

  59. Paul we may be able to suc­ceed even more if we secede from the Union.

  60. candroid says:

    gotta say, Stephen from 11 back pretty much nails it on the head (whether he knew he did or not) – nice one.
    great to hang out with you in the 17 degree night by the fire­pit for the calen­dar flip, Hugh – Mahala & I really enjo­yed yr com­pany that week.
    we should sit with cof­fee and talk car­too­nists one day, you and I.…
    A

  61. candroid says:

    oh, yeah – and where *can* I get the shirt.…?

  62. CURTlS says:

    Am I the only one who didn’t rea­lize “Texas” wasn’t an insult? When I think of Texas, that’s what I think of…just Texas, and it ain’t a good feeling.

  63. johnpiercy says:

    How about a Cana­dian one ?

  64. Sam Abrams says:

    Glad to be a cons­ti­tuent of Boring!

  65. Scott says:

    I’m a proud resi­dent of Boring, and for my pur­po­ses, this map is per­fect. The less peo­ple we have out here, the more I have the majes­tic beauty of nature to myself.

  66. Rose says:

    Sur­pri­sed NE isn’t labe­led ‘Damn’ Yan­kees… just saying (and I am one)

  67. WolvenSpectre says:

    Reminds me of Dou­glas Adams Hitchhi­kers Guide to the Galaxy where the gui­des entry for Earth was “Harm­less” and after a cha­rac­ter lived on Earth and sent in a big entry for it it was upda­ted to “Mostly Harmless”

  68. Buzzard says:

    Flat huh, try riding a bike across it.

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  71. Anne says:

    huhu and wer ist ger­many Huh? ;oD