Archive for January, 2010

January 29, 2010

“selling by giving”, or, “gift economics”

Seth Godin does it.

Brian Clark does it.

Gary Vee does it.

Esther Dyson does it.

James Gover­nor does it.

Kathy Sie­rra does it.

Den­nis How­lettt does it.

John T. Unger does it.

Robert Sco­ble does it.

Fred Wil­son does it.

These eight smart, kind, great peo­ple, some more well-known than others,  are mas­ters at what I call “Selling by Giving”.

They put stuff out there, as gifts. Great con­tent, great ideas, great insights, great per­so­nal con­nec­tion. By giving so much of them­sel­ves, for free, every day, they build up huge sur­plu­ses of good­will, so when you’re finally in the mar­ket for something they’re selling (and they’re ALL selling something, trust me), they’re first on your list.

I do it, too, just not as well as these guys. I’ve published thou­sands of car­toons on this blog over the years, and that’s got­ten me a lot of busi­ness. And not just fine art prints, either. It’s got­ten me con­sul­ting gigs, full-time salary jobs, book deals, paid spea­king gigs, mar­ke­ting  jobs, I could go on…

Selling by giving. Any­body who’s been watching any of these guys for a long time will know exactly what I’m tal­king about.

But here’s what’s inte­res­ting to me: I can remem­ber not that long ago, say 5 years, when this type of mar­ke­ting see­med pretty freaky to most peo­ple. Now it’s con­si­de­red nor­mal, at least to smart mar­ke­ters. FIVE years. That’s all.

I could see that in another five years, ANYONE who wants to mar­ket ANYTHING suc­cess­fully– be they small mom n’ pop shops to large com­pa­nies, will have to be fluent in Gift Eco­no­mics, to a level that see­med COMPLETELY alien only a few years ago.

This inc­lu­des you. Are you ready for it?

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the ‘love’ series: perfect gift for valentine’s day etc etc…

With Valentine’s Day coming up, we thought we’d do a series of prints for all you love jun­kies out there.

Voila! The ‘Love’ Series. Order them now and get them in plenty of time before February 14th. Exactly!

You did the cho­co­late and flo­wers thing last year, anyway…

This car­toon series first came out of the Stormhoek “Love Tour” three years ago, when I was doing some Valentine’s promo for wine at Tesco’s, the large Bri­tish super­mar­ket chain. That was a very crazy two weeks; watch the video if you don’t believe me.

And Ladies, please always remem­ber The Gol­den Rule: Men Are Stu­pid. So if you want your man to get you one of these beau­ties for Valentine’s Day, do not assume he and his walnut-sized brain will be smart enough to figure it out on their own. Best to drop him a hint. Maybe kick him in the shins. Or something.

I’ll be sen­ding these car­toons out on my “Hugh’s Daily Car­toon” mai­ling list for the next week or two, then the plan is to do something less “cute and cuddly” after that. Rock on.

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January 28, 2010

so i’m giving away a thousand dollar print…

[UPDATE: My email ser­vice, Mailchimp, was down last night for a cou­ple of hours, Aaaargh. But it’s up and wor­king now. So if you had any pro­blem sig­ning up last night, please try again etc.]

The first print I published via gaping­void was The Blue­train, pic­tu­red above. It debu­ted in early 2009 at around the $175 mark.

The last one we sold fetched $1095.00.

Meanwhile, two weeks ago we launched “Hugh’s Daily Car­toon”, where I email my subsc­ri­bers a new car­toon every weekday.

So far it’s been a huge suc­cess, but now that it seems to have a bit of momen­tum behind it, I natu­rally want to keep it going.

So I’ve deci­ded to expe­ri­ment: I’m going to give away, for free, one copy of my most expen­sive (and now-very-rare print) i.e. one of the Bluetrains.

Who to? Some ran­dom per­son who signs up to “Hugh’s Daily Car­toon” any time bet­ween now and  12.01am, Satur­day mor­ning, the 30th of January. Just over 24 hours from now Mon­day mor­ning, 1st February (We exten­ded the dead­line 48 hours, due to the fact that we had ser­ver issues with our email server).

I’ll be inte­res­ted to see what hap­pens. Like I said, this is just an experiment.

Feel free to tell your friends, Thanks.

P.S. For those of you who have already subsc­ri­bed, no worries if you’re mis­sing out. I’ll figure out something to do with y’all as well, soo­ner than later. One step at a time, Thanks Again.

January 27, 2010

“fight like hell” moleskine

Drew this one last night at the bar. One of my favo­ri­tes so far.

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global microbrand case study: the lights jerky company

I’m happy to report that The Lights Jerky Com­pany, based in my home­town of Alpine, Texas, has finally got­ten their new web­site up.

What can I say? It’s the best store-bought jerky I’ve ever had. Locally, it’s really popu­lar. Glenn Short, the owner, sells it in all the bars, con­ve­nience sto­res and super­mar­kets in the Far West Texas area.  He’s a great guy and he really puts his heart and soul into it. And peo­ple can tell…

Glenn and I meet up about once a week or so for beers…

All you jerkyheads can order it here in one, three and five pound boxes.

Seriously, Guys, this stuff is the bomb. A glo­bal mic­ro­brand in the making? I hope so.

[Disc­lo­sure:] The new web­site was desig­ned by Outhink, the same folk who rede­sig­ned gapingvoid.com a few months ago.  I recom­men­ded them to Glenn etc.

January 26, 2010

alone

Another one from my New York days, circa 1999. It cap­tu­res well the fee­ling you get when you’re still new in town– surroun­ded by a sea of peo­ple, yet nobody really knows you.

I wrote the “Alone” bit is on a sepa­rate bit of card, tore around it, stuck it on the main card, then I lami­na­ted the two pie­ces together in clear plastic.

I lami­na­ted the very early ones– maybe a hun­dred or so of them. They’ll be worth a lot of money once I’m dead. Heh.

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“love begets”: the print

“Love Begets”, the car­toon that was sent out in this mor­ning in the news­let­ter, is now avai­la­ble as a print. Rock on.

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urban boho artist crap

I came across this old car­toon of mine today– I drew it when I was still living in New York, back in the late 1990s.

Back then, the whole urban boho artist crap was a lot more inte­res­ting to me than it is now.

Now it just makes me cringe…

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love apathy

Two days ago I sent out the “Love/Hate” car­toon out on the news­let­ter.

Erin remi­xed it, as it were, and sent me the image above.

Heh. Thanks, Erin!

January 25, 2010

guy reading a book


[An old car­toon of mine, from about 5 – 6 years ago…]

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January 23, 2010

love is all we have

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sushi pro

Ear­lier this week there was a fun little Twee­tup at a sushi res­tau­rant here in Miami Beach. I drew this car­toon on the back of @sushi_pro’s busi­ness­card… Rock on.

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January 21, 2010

linchpin: ten questions for seth godin

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My friend and men­tor, Seth Godin has a new book out: “Linch­pin: Are You Indispensable?”.

As has become a regu­lar habit with his last cou­ple of books, to cele­brate the launch I asked him ten ques­tions, which he kindly ans­we­red below.

LINCHPIN: TEN QUESTIONS FOR SETH GODIN.

1. HUGH: OK, let’s get it over with– What is a “Linch­pin”? What is the book about?

SETH: You’re a linch­pin, Hugh. So are all those crazy peo­ple we can’t live without, peo­ple who bring art to work, peo­ple who reach out, make a con­nec­tion, cause change to hap­pen. The linch­pin is the per­son who is indis­pen­sa­ble, because they refuse to become an interchan­gea­ble part, someone who merely follows the manual. In the hard­ware store, the linch­pin is a light­weight little piece that holds the wheel to the axle. Very dif­fi­cult to live without.

2. In your book, Pur­ple Cow, your mes­sage was “Everyone’s a Mar­ke­ter, now.” In All Mar­ke­ters are Liars, the mes­sage was, “Everyone’s a Story­te­ller, now.” In Tri­bes, it was “Everyone’s a Lea­der, now.” In Linch­pin, the mes­sage sur­pri­sed me: “Everyone’s an Artist, now”. Tell us about your thesis.

Artist doesn’t mean pain­ter or car­too­nist or playw­right. Artist means someone willing to stand up, stand out and make change. In a sta­ble envi­ron­ment, we worship the effi­cient fac­tory. Henry Ford or even David Gef­fen… feed the machine, keep it run­ning smoothly, pay as little as you can, make as much as you can. In our post-industrial world, though, fac­tory worship is a non star­ter. Cheap cogs are worth what they cost, which is not much. In a chan­ging envi­ron­ment, you want peo­ple who can steer, inno­vate, pro­voke, lead, con­nect and make things hap­pen. That’s my the­sis. This is a new revo­lu­tion, and just as Marx and Smith wrote about the indus­trial revo­lu­tion, I’m wri­ting about ours.

3. A key term you used throughout the book was “Emo­tio­nal Labor”. Please explain what that is, and why that mat­ters to anyone wishing to become a Linchpin.

It’s emo­tio­nal labor to insist that your publisher leave the sexy and dirty bits in your last book, even though it cer­tainly would have been easier to take them out. It’s emo­tio­nal labor to move to Texas even though it might be easier to just hang out with friends. It’s emo­tio­nal labor to do the work even when you don’t feel like it. Mostly, I’m tal­king about doing the dif­fi­cult work of brin­ging your very best self to each inte­rac­tion, because to do other­wise is a mor­tal sin.

4. Obviously, we’re not all artists, in the stric­test sense of the word. I’m a pro­fes­sio­nal artist myself, and even I don’t much like using that term. But here’s Seth, trying to bust the defi­ni­tion of “Artist” wide open. I get the fee­ling this was not you trying to rede­fine the term in order to create con­tro­versy for the sake of being cle­ver, but you are trying to cha­llenge peo­ple to think about their work dif­fe­rently, to make them think about WHAT EXACTLY has to hap­pen, for them to become a Linch­pin. Yes?

Well, what should we call these peo­ple, these linch­pins? I mean, we have a word for a pain­ter who merely does deri­va­tive work: a hack. But what do we call a cus­to­mer ser­vice rep or an insu­rance adjus­ter or lands­cape archi­tect that chan­ges the game, that ele­va­tes each inte­rac­tion and that takes enor­mous emo­tio­nal and pro­fes­sio­nal risk with their work? I think they need a name, so I stole one. I call them artists.

5. One thing I find inte­res­ting about the book (and all your other ones, as well) is that you don’t offer any easy ans­wers. You never say, “This is where the world is hea­ded, and this is how WE ARE going to make it work”. Your shtick is more, “This is where the world is hea­ded, and this is what YOU have to think about, if you don’t want to be tho­roughly crushed.” And yet I still see peo­ple asking you, “Please tell me what to do to incor­po­rate your kind of new, groovy thin­king, WITHOUT ME having to change my life or my modus ope­randi in an way wha­tsoe­ver. Please show me where the auto­pi­lot but­ton and the cruise con­trol are” etc. Do you find that frus­tra­ting? Is it hap­pe­ning more as your work gets more well known? Less?

Frus­tra­ting isn’t really the right word. I think it was sad at first, because it’s almost like the Wizard of Oz… Dorothy had the power all along, right? But now I view it as an oppor­tu­nity. It’s so temp­ting to start dra­wing maps for peo­ple. It makes them happy and it makes me feel smart. But resis­ting that temp­ta­tion is the right thing to do, because once someone does it on their own a few times, they become uns­top­pa­ble. Watching that change occur is one of the high­lights of my pro­fes­sio­nal life. And in fact, every great teacher I’ve ever known seeks the same outcome.

6. If I had to desc­ribe your typi­cal wri­ting style (of which I am a huge fan, of course), I’d call it “Dryly unders­ta­ted, humo­rous, street­wise and lucid”. This book somewhat sur­pri­sed me. It seems to have a more angry and more emo­tio­nal tone than your pre­vious books. Was that just me? Is your wri­ting style beco­ming angrier in gene­ral, or did the inhe­rent sub­ject mat­ter in the book just get you more riled up than usual?

It’s not angry, Hugh. It’s urgent.

I don’t think most peo­ple rea­lize the pre­ca­rious nature of our current situa­tion, how close we are to the edge, and how little time we have to get our act together.

7. I’ve known you for a little while; we met right around the time that Pur­ple Cow came out in 2003. Back then to me you were this arti­cu­late, enter­tai­ning and suc­cess­ful entre­pre­neur, who had just writ­ten this cool busi­ness bes­tse­ller. Then more books came out and I star­ted seeing this more “author” sen­si­bi­lity emer­ging. You obviously enjo­yed wri­ting the books, and you obviously liked seeing peo­ple rea­ding them and liked hel­ping make change hap­pen. But in this last year or so, I’ve seen your shtick become more “rab­bi­ni­cal” i.e. it seems you’ve got­ten more inte­res­ted in teaching peo­ple– youn­ger peo­ple espe­cially. Like you no lon­ger care so much about your own suc­cess and “affec­ting change” your­self, but are more inte­res­ted in teaching peo­ple how to become suc­cess­ful and affect change them­sel­ves. Am I close? Are you evolving?

I hope we’re all evol­ving. I think my mis­sion is the same as it has been since that day on the canoe dock in 1978 when I deci­ded it would be very cool indeed to help peo­ple achieve more than they thought they could. What has chan­ged is my awa­re­ness of how the sys­tem pushes peo­ple like me to be manual wri­ters. Publishers and others really want to give the mar­ket what it wants, and what it wants are Dum­mies books and fast easy change (Hey! It’s been a year… let’s elect a new sena­tor!). Even now, the sin­gle best way to get a lot of blog traf­fic is to post a list of Ten Ways to… and make sure you men­tion Ron Paul, Apple Com­pu­ter and the inhe­rent dif­fe­rence bet­ween men and women. Try it, it works.

So I’ve expe­rien­ced the feed­back you get when you draw a map, and it’s nice, but the real win is hel­ping peo­ple draw their own. To see the world as it is. That’s a lot more dif­fi­cult. Peo­ple need glas­ses, not a map.

8. I saw this in your last book, Tri­bes, and I see again it Linch­pin. Though I’m sure there are tons of peo­ple who would pre­fer it if they were, your books are not ins­truc­tion manuals. You’re not telling peo­ple what to “Do”. You’re telling peo­ple to “Decide”. A subtle dif­fe­rence, but it’s an impor­tant one. Please tell us more.

Oh, I don’t think it’s subtle at all. I think it’s a HUGE dif­fe­rence. We hate to decide. We avoid deci­ding. We hide from it.

Once someone deci­des, they almost always suc­ceed (unless they want to win an Olym­pic medal or some other ridi­cu­lous prize awar­ded to just a few). The deci­sion is the hard part, but we spend pre­cious little time on it.

9. We have a mutual friend in New York, Fred, who is a tre­men­dously suc­cess­ful ven­ture capi­ta­list. But as anyone who knows him well will tes­tify, his suc­cess has diddly-squat to do with love of money and all its trap­pings, and everything, EVERYTHING to do with the fact that, quite simply, he utterly loves what he does. He just ADORES waking up every mor­ning and clic­king his heels on his way to work. I grew up in a pretty stan­dard, middle class cor­po­rate family. Back in my parent’s day, “loving” your job was con­si­de­red almost a taboo; something inhe­rently detri­men­tal to long-term per­so­nal career suc­cess, and the suc­cess of the com­pany team. But there seems to be an underl­ying mes­sage in Linch­pin that THAT THIS HAS ALL CHANGED. That if you don’t love your job, not only will you be a mise­ra­ble wreck the rest of your life, but hey, you’re less likely to be suc­cess­ful in busi­ness, as well. Care to elaborate?

The ama­zing thing is that in every job, every one, there are peo­ple who hate it and peo­ple who love it. There are clock watchers on Sand Hill Road. There are peo­ple bus­sing tables at a cof­fee shop who race to work each day. The job is irre­le­vant, pretty much. It’s the decision.

Fred does great work as a VC because his moti­ves are trans­pa­rent, his judg­ment is exce­llent and he keeps his pro­mi­ses. All three are essen­tial for him to love his job, and he does. Since he’s not willing to trade that joy for a few bucks, he sticks to his prin­ci­ples. And, here’s the cool irony, the more he does that, the more money he makes!

10. Of all the books you’ve writ­ten (and I love them all), this seems to be your most cha­llen­ging. Your pre­vious mes­sa­ges– Everyone’s a Mar­ke­ter, Everyone’s a Story­te­ller, Everyone’s a Lea­der etc– though com­pe­lling enough, somehow seem far easier to digest com­pa­red the sim­ple mes­sage in Linch­pin: “Love what you do, or fail.” Why do you think that idea is STILL so dif­fi­cult for so many peo­ple? Do you expect this book to be as well recei­ved as your pre­vious ones? Does it matter?

If you had asked me four weeks ago, I would have been a happy pes­si­mist. Happy because I wrote pre­ci­sely the book I wan­ted to write, regard­less of the con­se­quen­ces. I was lite­rally ready for almost every one to hate it. And a pes­si­mist because I’m pushing peo­ple awfully hard with this one.

But you didn’t ask me four weeks ago, you asked me today. And today is a few weeks after 2000+ of my rea­ders made a dona­tion and got a review copy and WOW. They get it. It’s wor­king. It’s resonating.

My work is done here, as the saying goes. To unleash something like this on the world, to go out this far on a limb and have peo­ple sup­port you and embrace you and run with it… it’s the most ama­zing feeling.

Thanks, Hugh, for giving me something to write about and for sho­wing us all a way to live. We can’t do it without you.

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January 20, 2010

the ‘not delusional’ print

Really plea­sed about this. The “Not Delu­sio­nal” car­toon that I pos­ted a few weeks ago is now avai­la­ble as a print…

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January 18, 2010

cube grenade case study: gabba

Paul Fabretti, an old social-media PR buddy from my UK days, asked me to draw him a “cube gre­nade” for his Manchester-based PR 2.0 com­pany, Gabba. Rock on.

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January 13, 2010

‘cube grenade’ case study: the monster inside your head

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Jerry Colonna used to be a Ven­ture Capi­ta­list. He was EXTREMELY suc­cess­ful as a part­ner with Fred Wil­son at Fla­ti­ron Part­ners. Before that, he was an invest­ment ban­ker on Wall Street.

Then he deci­ded he wan­ted out of the busi­ness. He had made his money, he now wan­ted to give back. He wan­ted to teach.

After teaching busi­ness clas­ses at CUNY in New York for a little while, he set him­self up as a busi­ness coach. A damn good one.

“A bit like being a shrink,” he told me, “but more business-focused.”

A big part of his modus ope­randi is not telling peo­ple what to do with their busi­nes­ses, but trying to get them over their fears of achi­eving that which they MUST do, if they want to become the peo­ple they one day hope to be.

“The issues my clients fear the most tend not to be the actual stuff out there– com­pe­ti­tion, cash­flow, mar­ke­ting,” he says, “but the worst-case ima­gi­nary sce­na­rios. ‘The Mons­ter Inside Their Heads’, as it were. So a cen­tral tenet to what I do is hel­ping them to get over The Monster.”

So he com­mis­sio­ned me to draw a Monster-themed “Cube Gre­nade”, as a sig­ned, fine-art print to give away as pre­sents to his best cus­to­mers and allies. Something to keep on the office wall as a cons­tant reminder.

I was glad to do it. I’ve always got my fair share of Mons­ters, myself. Rock on.

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January 9, 2010

“you’re kinda cool… i’m kinda cool…”


[The Cube Gre­nade that Kula Part­ners com­mis­sio­ned me to draw for them. You can down­load it here and print it out etc.]

My Best Pick-Up Line Ever.

During the dot­com boom in early 2000, I was out in Los Ange­les for six months, wor­king for a star­tup, ren­ting a house in Venice, near the beach. The usual…

One night I was at a big party in the Holly­wood Hills, with my friend Colin, and his girl­friend, Amy.

Colin and Amy were a nice cou­ple. Colin was a bit of a clown and a rogue, but pretty lova­ble. Amy was a real sweetheart, and cute as a button.

The party was pretty typi­cal LA: a large herd of twenty and thirty-somethings wan­de­ring around rather aim­lessly on the make, trying to score romance and/or use­ful busi­ness and social con­tacts. We’ve all been there…

About one a.m. Colin and Amy approach me.

“Ready to drive back to Venice?” asks Colin.

“Sure, not a pro­blem,” I say. “This scene blows.”

Sud­denly, this other cute girl comes up.

“Excuse me,” she says. “Are you going to Venice? Would you mind drop­ping me off on your way home? My ride already left an hour ago. I live just off Santa Monica Blvd…”

Sure, no problem.

So there we were, dri­ving home, the four of us. Colin and Amy in the front, me and the cute girl– her name was Cindi– in the back.

The car was a late-1960s sil­ver Rolls Royce; simi­lar to the kind John Len­non had. Colin had bought it for a song the year previously.

The back seat was huge– Colin and Amy were pro­bably four feet in front of Cindi and I, making in hard to talk to them without shou­ting. Besi­des that, Colin and Amy were already lost in con­ver­sa­tion, the radio was pla­ying pretty loudly, so Cindi and I just carried on by our­sel­ves, tal­king to each other.

It was a fun con­ver­sa­tion. Cindi was smart, funny and delight­ful com­pany. I can’t remem­ber what the con­ver­sa­tion was about– just the usual young single’s LA ban­ter, I suppose.

We’re tal­king away, when sud­denly I inte­rrup­ted her quite suddenly.

“Hmmmm…” I say, “You’re kinda cool… I’m kinda cool…”

A slight pause.

“We should kiss!” I exc­laim, rather jokingly.

Cindi looks at me for a moment, says nothing, then sud­denly leans over and plants a big one on the ol’ lips. Hurrah!

I won’t tell you what hap­pe­ned after that, only to say that, with Colin being the big­gest gossip-monger on the pla­net, for the next few months I couldn’t go into my local bar in Venice without one the bar­flies jokingly saying, “You’re kinda cool… I’m kinda cool… We should kiss!” every time I wal­ked by.

The thing had gone viral at the bar. A few years later the bar’s owner told me that the regu­lars still liked to use it at the bar, when they wan­ted to tease a friend. It had become a legend. Thanks Colin! Heh.

Don’t worry, I didn’t really come here to tell you about my love life.

I was just thin­king ear­lier today about how this story rela­tes to Cube Gre­na­des. Seriously. Hear me out:

Cube Gre­na­des aren’t desig­ned to work like tra­di­tio­nal adver­ti­sing messages.

“Here’s why you should buy my pro­duct” would be a bit like me saying to Cindi in the back of the car, “Here are my recent bank sta­te­ments and a com­pete list of all my for­mer sexual part­ners; would you like to go bed with me…?” Human beings are far too sophis­ti­ca­ted for that atti­tude. It wouldn’t have wor­ked with Cindi, why would it work on our customers?

The way the Cube Gre­nade works, is more like a gift, a social ges­ture. “You’re kinda cool… I’m kinda cool…” i.e. a social object that expres­ses the idea, “I’m into the same things you’re into.”

And I’m star­ting to think more and more, as mar­ke­ting gets more and more about The Social, the abi­lity to make these kind of “You’re kinda cool… I’m kinda cool…” social ges­tu­res with one’s mar­ket is going to get inc­rea­singly impor­tant. Just sayin’.

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January 6, 2010

map of the u.s.a.

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“people are using social media to make money? shock! horror!”

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I drew the car­toon above over five years ago. It still applies.

Brian Clark and I were chat­ting on the phone yes­ter­day about the end of the “Uto­pian” phase of blog­ging and social media.

Yes, all that talk about “Con­ver­sa­tion”, “The Social Graph”, “End of Mar­ke­ting”, “Adver­ti­sing Is Dead”, “Authen­ti­city”, “Trans­pa­rency” and “Bypas­sing The Gate­kee­pers” had its place.

At the same time, I think we all collec­ti­vely was­ted a lot of time by end­lessly yak­king on about it. “Buil­ding Brand Advo­ca­tes through Influen­cer Enga­ge­ment” and simi­lar cor­po­rate drivel.

I think 2010 will the year we all start actually being more TRANSPARENT about why we’re really here in the first place: To make money.

Spea­king of which, anyone here fancy buying a gaping­void fine art print? Rock on.

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drown

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random dude

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make something

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london media prick

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scoble’s art

Heh. My red “We Need To Talk” print makes a cameo appea­rance on the BBC, cour­tesy of my buddy, Robert Sco­ble

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January 5, 2010

reporting from gapingvoid central…

i. The Book. Some­time on Sun­day I finished the first draft of “EVIL PLANS”. Sent it off to the publisher yes­ter­day. Now begins the edi­ting and the pro­duc­tion. It hits the bookshops January 2011.

I’m already thin­king about a third book…

About mid-December I had this big ol’ panic attack; thin­king I’d bet­ter get to work on EVIL PLANS or else I’d miss the dead­line I’d set for myself. So I buried myself in the office and pulled my hair out for a cou­ple of weeks. All this while the Holi­day Sea­son was kic­king in– more hair pulling there as well, but that’s a story for another day etc.

Ok, so the dead­line was met in good time, but I’m a ner­vous wreck now…

ii. The News­let­ter, Phase Two. From the Sign-Up page:

“From early January, 2010, I’m star­ting a news­let­ter for you guys. The plan is to e-mail y’all a new, free car­toon every mor­ning at 6am, New York Time. I may inc­lude other stuff along with them– writ­ten obser­va­tions, tips, use­ful links etc– but regard­less, I’m hoping it’ll be something that starts your day off with a chuckle.”

Daily Car­toons and the occa­sio­nal long “Crazy, Deran­ged Fools” writ­ten piece. I hope you’ll sign up, Thanks. I’m hoping that launches any day now.

iii. Ummmm… Did I men­tion that I’m a ner­vous wreck now…?

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January 4, 2010

evil plans and big companies

I have a fee­ling that I’m going to be asked the follo­wing ques­tion a lot in the next cou­ple of years:

“How do I exe­cute my EVIL PLAN within the limits of my current job at a big company?”

I’m pro­bably the wrong per­son to ask– I’ve never fit­ted into cor­po­rate cul­ture very well. But I did write few ini­tial thoughts below, just to get the gears tur­ning. Feel free to add your own in the com­ments. I’m going to be thin­king about this for a while, Thanks.

1. An EVIL PLAN’S suc­cess is 90% the peo­ple around you. This so true whether we’re tal­king small busi­ness or large, sala­ried or free­lance, boss or emplo­yee. So if you have smart, nice, dyna­mic, suc­cess­ful peo­ple around you– both collea­gues and cus­to­mers– I don’t see why you can’t exe­cute it from anywhere. It all depends how alig­ned your EVIL PLAN with the peo­ple you work with and sell to.

2. If your EVIL PLAN is not alig­ned with what your com­pany is doing, you have two choi­ces. Quit and go do something else, or give up your EVIL PLAN.

3. Patience is a vir­tue. Things tend to hap­pen more slowly at big com­pa­nies, espe­cially the more edgy stuff. A lot more time and effort is nee­ded to corral your allies into cri­ti­cal mass. That’s just reality.

4. Risk. I always liked Robert Scoble’s line, “If what you’re doing doesn’t risk get­ting you fired, it pro­bably isn’t that inte­res­ting.” Peo­ple who are very risk averse don’t get to play in the EVIL PLANS sand­box. That, too is just rea­lity, and no crazy-ass cartoonist’s blog post will change that.

5. Create your own luck. Create your own job desc­rip­tion. None of the best jobs in large cor­po­ra­tion are ever crea­ted by your boss. They’re crea­ted by you taking the ini­tia­tive. And there’s a defi­nite art to that.

6. Prac­tice. Fail. Prac­tice some more. Fail some more. Keep prac­ti­cing and fai­ling. Even­tually you’ll get there.

[UPDATE:] Ian Wallace left a com­ment below.  Samuel Beckett’s advice to anyone who dares to follow their own EVIL PLAN:

‘Ever tried. Ever fai­led. No mat­ter.
Try again. Fail again. Fail better.’

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personalized porn


Have a story. And make sure it’s a good one. A DAMN good one.

I have a very old, dear friend in New York, call him Andrew.

Andrew is about forty, and a pretty suc­cess­ful film direc­tor. One of his films aired on HBO recently. He also has a thri­ving cor­po­rate video busi­ness, which he works on when busi­ness in Holly­wood is going slow that month. He’s not famous, but he’s done very well.

When I first met him he was in his late twen­ties, wor­king as a bar­ten­der. Back then he had a vague idea of get­ting into the film busi­ness some day, but I didn’t know how serious he was, to be honest. A lot of twenty-somethings in New York blether on about get­ting into film, one tends to mostly ignore it.

But how he even­tually broke into the film busi­ness is one of my favo­rite tales.

In the very late 1990s he finally deci­des that he’s serious about brea­king into the industry. So he goes out and buys him­self a small video camera, a sound recor­der, a new Macin­tosh com­pu­ter to do his edi­ting, a few lights, some mic­ropho­nes, that kind of thing.

So the good news is, he now has all the gear he needs to get started.

The bad news is, having spent all his savings to acquire the gear, sud­denly he needs money in a hurry. New York is expen­sive, and he’s broke.

But because he had pretty much zero expe­rience in the film busi­ness at that point, he soon rea­li­zes that it’ll be a while before anyone in the tra­di­tio­nal New York film industry will hire him for the kind of money he’s loo­king for.

He can’t afford to wait that long. So how does he pay the rent?

He deci­des to go into porn.

But not just any kind of porn. He does PERSONALIZED porn.

Let’s say you and your Sig­ni­fi­cant Other want to create, shall we say, a spe­cial memento [*cough*] of your love [*cough*], and want something a bit more upmar­ket [*cough*] than just the nor­mal, ama­teur, single-angle, une­di­ted video from a camera [*cough*] that’s stan­ding on a tri­pod near to the bed.

That’s right. You’d give Andrew a call. And Andrew and his sound man would come over to your apart­ment and shoot you and your sig­ni­fi­cant other [*cough*] going at it. With pro­per edits, ligh­ting, sound and camera angles. You and your loved one in the full throes of pas­sion [*cough], with Andrew and his sound man hove­ring around you in silence, get­ting the per­fect shot.

After he had shot the video, he would then take out his com­pu­ter and edit the job right then and there, on the kitchen table. So before he left your home, he’d have already given you the SINGLE and ONLY copy that exis­ted of the video. He and his sound man would then exit with nothing i.e. with no bac­kup copy on his com­pu­ter, so there was no chance of the foo­tage ending up on the inter­net. At least, not from Andrew’s side.

He char­ged a few hun­dred bucks for his ser­vi­ces. The ave­rage shoot only took an hour or two. He’s often do two or three shoots a day. Damn good money for an ex-bartender. A lot more money than I ever made in New York.

Busi­ness was brisk from Day One, to say the least. When he first told me what he’d been up to, back around 2000, I liked the story so much I pitched the idea to a jour­na­list friend of mine. Andrew ended up being fea­tu­red in a pretty high-end maga­zine soon after, which rai­sed his pro­file even more. Within no time the phone was rin­ging off the hook, with all sorts of inte­res­ting peo­ple, both inside and outside the film industry, wan­ting to do busi­ness with him.

Great story. There’s only one catch:

I was tal­king to Andrew on the phone yes­ter­day, wishing my buddy a Happy New Year’s. I asked him if he min­ded me using his “Per­so­na­li­zed Porn” story for a chap­ter in EVIL PLANS, as a pos­si­ble case study for inte­res­ting and ori­gi­nal busi­ness models.

“Sure, Hugh, go right ahead,” he says. “Just one thing. None of it is true.”

“Huh?”

“I made the whole thing up.”

“What?” I say. “My favo­rite story about you ever, the one I’ve been telling folks with glee for the last ten years, was a total lie???”

“Yes.”

“Man, you’re a good bullshit­ter,” I say.

“You knew that about me already,” he says.

“Wow.”

“Look,” he says, “Back then I was just one of thou­sands of young wan­nabe film knuc­kleheads in New York, trying to get my foot in the door. I nee­ded to have a story to tell peo­ple. One that was inte­res­ting. One that was dif­fe­rent. One that got people’s atten­tion. One that made me stand out from all the other knuc­kleheads. One that didn’t require me having a mas­sive show­reel. Hey, it wor­ked. That story got me my first few edi­ting jobs in the busi­ness. And since then I’ve been nothing but successful.”

He pau­ses for a second.

“A little present-tense suc­cess, for­gi­ves a lot of past-tense fai­lure,” he says, chuc­kling with delight.

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January 2, 2010

the pressure to “not be shit”

I’m in the final sta­ges of wri­ting EVIL PLANS. Got a thou­sand words or two left to write, then I send it off to my publisher.

Ear­lier today on Twit­ter I wrote:

Man… wri­ting books is exhaus­ting. The pres­sure to “Not be Shit” over­ta­kes your life. *SIGH*

Kinda says it all. And I don’t think it just applies to books, either. Heh.

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