Archive for November, 2009

November 25, 2009

smug bastard

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an easy life

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you’re alive

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new york is a corpse

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November 24, 2009

gallery profile: the 2007 techcrunch party print

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Back in Blogging’s glory days of 2007 (Man, that seems like a LONG time ago), my client, the Stormhoek winery was spon­so­ring the famous annual Techc­runch Party in Sili­con Valley.

To add some fun to the event, we made up 1000 sig­ned, limi­ted edi­tion com­me­mo­ra­tive prints, which we han­ded out free to the guests.

Of all the Techc­runch Party prints we made over the last four years, I pro­bably have the most affec­tion for this one. The image is of a map of the San Fran­cisco area, with a blue “X” mar­king the exact spot in Menlo, CA. where the party took place.

I’ve always like maps, I’ve always liked the rela­tionship bet­ween a 2-D, visual repre­sen­ta­tion and the actual terrain. Bear in mind up to that point– Sum­mer, 2007, I had never ven­tu­red to Sili­con Valley before, I could only ima­gine what it must be like to be there. It gave the piece a rather fan­ci­ful inten­sity, I reckon.

Though we gave most of the prints to Mike Arring­ton and the Techc­runch crew for the party, I hung on to a few of them, thin­king they might be valua­ble one day, or fai­ling that, they’d a great little momento to a most remar­ka­ble time in Inter­net history.

Turns out I was right on both counts. Rock on.

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i’m not delusional 2

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my last words

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wings

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November 23, 2009

why yes, i’ve been busy lately…

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This is what hap­pens when you get rid of your Black­berry and start lea­ving your com­pu­ter at the office over­night. You sud­denly get far more crea­tive and pro­duc­tive. At least, I do…

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mediocrity sucks

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cars

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fragile

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November 22, 2009

i want to sing

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twenty years on [life is too short mk ii]

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A week ago today it occu­rred to me, that date, the 15th Novem­ber mar­ked the twenty-year anni­ver­sary of me star­ting my first “real job” out of college i.e. as a junior copyw­ri­ter for Leo Bur­nett, the big ad agency in Chicago.

It’s been a hell of a trip since then. Glad I ended up where I did; though damn, I wish it hadn’t taken me so fric­kin’ long.

Every day that I’m alive, the car­toon above gets truer and truer and truer…

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live forever

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November 20, 2009

liberation

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coming through town

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i want to believe

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what people say

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it’s not a city

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t-shirt idea

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somebody save me

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shaving

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soviet

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November 16, 2009

life isn’t fucked

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November 15, 2009

history of my blog

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[Upda­ted ver­sion of a 2007 car­toon.]

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with porn, all things are possible

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[Ori­gi­nally published Novem­ber 29, 2005:]

I was having a long con­ver­sa­tion with a friend last night about “Busi­ness Porn”:

Busi­ness Porn is just like Ordi­nary Porn or Real Estate Porn, except ins­tead of it being about the women we wished we could sleep with, or the hou­ses we wish we owned, it’s about all those cool, luc­ra­tive, exci­ting jobs and busi­nes­ses that we wish we had, ins­tead of the nor­mal, tedious, sch­leppy crap most of us end up doing to pay the bills.

Does your blog suf­fer from low traf­fic? It’s pro­bably because there’s not enough porn on it. Sex Porn, Real Estate Porn, Wine Porn, Biz Porn, Emo­tio­nal Porn, it doesn’t matter.

Porn = Traf­fic.
Porn = Mar­ke­ting.
Porn = Sales.

With Porn, all things are possible.

So now you know.

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November 14, 2009

the killer app

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grim reaper

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inspired

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November 9, 2009

the miracle of creation

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so what’s your message

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November 8, 2009

faq’s

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When I set up gapingvoid.com back in May, 2001, I drew this car­toon for the FAQ page.

As you can see, I still wasn’t quite over my crazy-ass New York life yet… even if that had ended over a year before.

I fore­see my work get­ting quie­ter and more lyri­cal over the next few years. Less rock and roll, more Phi­llip Glass, to use a musi­cal allegory.

Yes, I’m really loo­king for­ward to it. Can’t wait!

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fat dumb happy

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I drew this car­toon this mor­ning, while thin­king about a con­ver­sa­tion I had a cou­ple of years ago:

I was on the phone to an old friend of mine, a guy in his late for­ties, who was born and bred in Michi­gan, and is living there now. He was telling me about his uncle, who, about four deca­des ago, got his highschool sweetheart preg­nant. So ins­tead of going off to college, he found him­self with a new wife, a child on the way, and an assembly-line job at Gene­ral Motors. But even though this situa­tion clip­ped his wings con­si­de­rably, he still ended up having a nice life in the end, with a home, a big yard, two cars, a steady paycheck, wee­kends fishing or hun­ting deer, and vaca­tions in Hawaii every year or so. “The days where a blue collar guy like my uncle could have a nice life without doing much,” my friend said, “those days are gone. Gone forever.”

And in the back of my mind, I’m thin­king the same is star­ting to hap­pen to white collar guys more and more, as well. But it’s not quite out in the open yet. Society’s not quite ready to have that conversation.

I also heard a sta­tis­tic a cou­ple of weeks ago that there are at least thirty million chil­dren in China currently taking piano les­sons. Thirty. Million.

We live in inte­res­ting times…

[Update: ]“Thou­san­dists”: My long-time Spa­nish blog buddy, Nia left an inte­res­ting com­ment below:

That con­ver­sa­tion about white-collar jobs is four years old in Spain.

This is the short ver­sion: The peo­ple who were in their 20-30s in the 1970s saw that a Uni­ver­sity degree made a big dif­fe­rence in your job and salary. They made their kids (anyone born 1970 – 1985) study, and that young gene­ra­tion belie­ved for a while that we could do the same trick as our parents. Get a degree. The job will follow.

We now have a word for peo­ple of my gene­ra­tion with a hand­ful of degrees: mileu­ris­tas. Thou­san­dists. As in, someone who makes around 1,000 euros a month. There’s so many of us, no one’s willing to pay us more than a (barely) living wage.

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November 7, 2009

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worship ye…

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November 6, 2009

lifestyle refugee

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creepy eel guy

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November 5, 2009

“random new york”, 1998

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I drew this one in early 1998, during my first months of living in Manhat­tan.

I liked all those intense, late-night ran­dom con­ver­sa­tions with all sorts of equally ran­dom Manhat­tan peo­ple– espe­cially at first– but of course, after a while they all start to sound the same.

This is the kind of dra­wing one does sit­ting on a New York bars­tool, when one is not liking one’s day job nearly well enough. That was my situa­tion at the time, anyway.

If today I met my youn­ger self from back then, I’d say to him, “You’re just paying your dues, Kiddo. Fric­kin’ get over yourself…”

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life is too short

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[Car­toon ins­pi­red by my friend,  Mark Earls aka @herdmeister…]

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November 4, 2009

i wanted wings

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Like I said in IGNORE EVERYBODY, “When your dream become rea­lity, they are no lon­ger your dreams.” This dra­wing is all about that…

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November 2, 2009

the daily beatings don’t stop. ever.

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Mark has a fun post over on The Late­ral Action Blog, “Lose Touch With Your Inner Whi­ning Artist”:

Your Inner Whi­ning Artist (IWA) is the part of you that tells you you’re a genius wai­ting to be dis­co­ve­red. If only the big bad world would sit up and recog­nise your talent, the IWA tells you, all your pro­blems would be over. Audien­ces and cri­tics would bow at your feet, agents would queue up to repre­sent you, and all the peo­ple who’d ever rejec­ted your work would be gor­ging them­sel­ves on hum­ble pie. You just need to get your break, to be dis­co­ve­red. It can only be a mat­ter of time …

It’s quite sim­ple, really: Peo­ple who spend a lot of time lis­te­ning to their Inner Whi­ning Artist get the shit bea­ten out of them by the world in gene­ral on a daily basis.

And as long as IWA plays a plays a sig­ni­fi­cant role in your life, the daily bea­tings don’t stop. Ever.

Thank Christ for that.

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writer’s block

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apple store

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