October 7, 2009

the “commitment” cartoon, 1998

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“Com­mit­ment” [First published here.]

Within 1 week of mee­ting this per­son you rea­lize that not only have you found your soul­mate, but you’ve found your soul­mate who likes to have sex 4 times a day in the bed, on the dining table, on the kitchen floor, in the chan­ging rooms at Bloomingdale’s etc.

Within 2 weeks you’re already tal­king about moving in together.

Within 3 weeks you’re tal­king about having babies together.

Within 4 weeks you rea­lize this per­son is a com­plete psychopath.

Within 5 weeks this per­son also thinks you’re a com­plete psychopath.

Within 6 weeks you’re sit­ting at a res­tau­rant with an old friend who is giving you the “How come you only call me when you’re sin­gle” speech.

Last night I was in the West Village bar I drew that car­toon in, back in 1998. The car­toon ended up in the book

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5 Responses to “the “commitment” cartoon, 1998”

  1. Hi Mr. “I wrote a book”: This is abso­lu­tely laugh out loud, spew milk (or char­don­nay) through nose funny!!! The last sen­tence is classic!!!

  2. If only week could just keep repea­ting week one.

  3. Adam says:

    Abso­lu­tely bri­lliant. I’ve been through that entire cycle more times than I care to remeber.

  4. Ruth Kalinka says:

    LOL, Hugh. Johnny, indeed!

  5. Kait says:

    *laughs* Oh my! Inte­res­ting how sex is so inte­gral in that first week. Hmmm…

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