September 24, 2009

shit creek consulting

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The groovy cats over at Shit Creek Con­sul­ting com­mis­sio­ned me to design them their own “Cube Gre­na­de”. After loo­king at the half-dozen or so ideas I pre­sen­ted to them, they chose the one above. I believe they’re loo­king to use it for their busi­ness cards, for example.

Shit Creek are a Mic­ro­soft Gold Part­ner. It seems a big part of their busi­ness is coming in and clea­ning up the mess left behind by the large tech con­sul­tan­cies [I’m not naming any names]. So that’s the idea I ran with.

The name of their com­pany implies they have a lot of atti­tude. They wan­ted a car­toon that con­ve­yed this. Easy. It was a fan­tas­tic com­mis­sion and I’m very happy with the car­toon they chose.

I’m loo­king to take on more of these kinds of com­mis­sion. Feel free to e-mail me if you think you could use my work, Thanks.

[Backs­tory: About Hugh. E-mail Hugh. Twit­ter. News­let­ter. Book. Inter­view One. Inter­view Two. EVIL PLANS. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des.]

22 Responses to “shit creek consulting”

  1. Facebook User says:

    love it, Hugh. I defi­ni­tely think we could use your work. After spen­ding a cou­ple of hours with the team here, I’m con­fi­dent that you would believe we don’t take “no” for an ans­wer and we have superhu­man powers to be more impact­ful than the “big boys.” Love it.

  2. Nice to see that someone really knows who they are, and the­re­fore, who their cus­to­mers are.

  3. The atti­tude is a beau­ti­ful com­ment on people’s reac­tion to the chain of bub­bles and the con­sul­tants who dili­gently infla­ted them.

    I wor­ked at Fred­die Mac. All of the foreign con­sul­tants that wor­ked there brought all of their second world atti­tu­des to work with them. The worst of first world bureauc­racy mixed with the worst of second world bureaucracy. 

    Every one of them a consultant.

    What a shit storm.

  4. Mike Drips says:

    Hugh, this is the best busi­ness card yet! I wish I had thought of this one because its theme is exactly what I do as a Sha­re­Point con­sul­tant: bail out the FUBAR situations.

    Great design!

  5. That is awe­some, I can’t believe there is actually a com­pany called Shit Creek Con­sul­ting. Bri­lliant! I am kinda supri­sed Micro$oft would allow a part­ner to have that name. But hey, wha­te­ver works. 

    pretty cool!

    –Brandy

  6. Jenny says:

    Just found your blog and I can’t wait to read posts daily. I abso­lu­tely loved “Ignore Every­body” and your dra­wings. Your book was a great moti­va­tor in my deci­sion to kick start my blog and a refreshing read for a copyw­ri­ter who many times won­ders why she’s wri­ting about den­tal health everyday.

    • Sheri D says:

      Jenny, I know how you feel. I have been trying to get a Women’s Edu­ca­tio­nal Health Blog star­ted and plan to do so soon. Am doing lots of wri­ting. It can become overwhel­ming espe­cially when one looks around at the competition.

      Don’t give up. Peo­ple need to be infor­med about health, which inc­lu­des den­tal health, from the regu­lar per­son; not the powers that be. Keep at it!!!

  7. sam says:

    Bri­lliant!

  8. Trish Baker says:

    All those names of com­pa­nies men­tio­ned speaks a lot!

  9. caffeine head says:

    I’ve clic­ked every link on the per­ver­sely com­pe­lling S__t Creek web­site without fin­ding out exactly what sort of work they do, except in the most gene­ral sense.

    Every page of the SCC web­site reeks of snarky atti­tude and mas­sive self-love. SCC appa­rently is so good that it can afford to turn down the busi­ness of those who don’t like the word “s__t”.

    I like to see a little humi­lity in the spe­cia­lists I pay to work for me. This may mean that I “have my head up my ass”, or that I am a “douchebag”. 

    But let me tell ya, today’s douche­bag may be tomorrow’s client. It doesn’t pay to alie­nate any­body, if you can pos­sibly avoid it. SCC will learn this les­son, pain­fully, in the months ahead.

    (Gaping Void is great!)

    • Hugh MacLeod says:

      “it can afford to turn down the busi­ness of those who don’t like the word ‘s__t’”

      That’s actually not a bad posi­tion to be in, don’t you think?

      Sure, their shtick isn’t going to work for every­body. But they don’t need “Every­body”; that’s the whole point.

      • Susanna K. says:

        A friend of mine is a poli­ti­cal con­sul­tant. He has an unlis­ted busi­ness num­ber. That might be frus­tra­ting to someone who finds him via a Goo­gle search and wants to con­tact him, but he has enough busi­ness he can do that. 

        I agree, being able to choose your clients is a pretty good sign of success.

  10. Have they sett­led on a pre­fe­rred sup­plier of padd­les yet? I might be inte­res­ted in tendering.

    Tim

  11. J Wynia says:

    @caffeine_head, while my con­sul­ting firm isn’t quite as con­fron­ta­tio­nal in name, my approach isn’t far off from theirs (I’ve made a fair bit of money clea­ning up after big­ger con­sul­ting firms messes). 

    We get asked to sub­mit res­pon­ses to RFP’s and we refuse, asking for a mee­ting to talk about the pro­blem ins­tead. That pis­ses off a lot of clients who just want someone to bid on the RFP and do the job as spe­ci­fied. Howe­ver, a sma­ller group is intri­gued by the fact we don’t do RFP res­pon­ses and we get a few hours of their time to genui­nely engage them about their pro­blem. And, it turns out, that enga­ge­ment usually leads to much bet­ter pro­jects than pla­ying the RFP game.

    I unders­tand your desire to see a little humi­lity. Howe­ver, unders­tand that many con­sul­ting firms don’t like to work with clients who view the busi­ness rela­tionship as “wor­king for me” rather than “wor­king with me”. 

    I know in my own prac­tice, if you want someone who will work “for you”, I’m not the right consultant.

    I’ve got more than enough work and actually had my big­gest boom years right in the middle of this eco­no­mic downturn. 

    Their approach (and one that Hugh’s stuff takes as well) is to work in such a way that 20% of the gene­ral audience LOVES what you’re doing and 80% HATES it rather than every­body loo­king at it as bland and com­mon. Gene­rally, trying to avoid offen­ding any­body results in nobody loving what you do.

    I’d rather work with the 20% that loves what I’m doing. They’re *happy* to be paying me. They res­pect me *more* when I say “no”. They value the fact I call them on their bullshit and ques­tion their assump­tions. It’s not for ever­yone, but I can only work on a limi­ted num­ber of pro­jects in a year and, since I star­ted doing tech con­sul­ting (1999), the num­ber of peo­ple who want me to work on pro­jects has always excee­ded the num­ber I can actually do (through 2 bub­bles bursting).

  12. caffeine head says:

    Mr. Mac­Leod, you may be right. Perhaps the SCC name will cons­ti­tute an asset, rather than a self-imposed han­di­cap, as it might be for many busi­ness peo­ple. Exc­lu­si­vity is a fine thing, but one must take care not to draw the circle TOO close…

    I sin­ce­rely hope that SCC’s approach to nomenc­la­ture does not spread much further, as I do not wish to drive a “F__k” auto­mo­bile, or use a “C__ks__ker” lap­top. Alas, all things seem pos­si­ble in the 21st century…

    Good luck to SCC, and may the words “Shit Creek” become synony­mous with qua­lity, value, and pride in workmanship.

  13. Tom Summit says:

    Nice shit brown color scheme to match the name. This is a parody web site I assume. There are no peo­ple behind it as far as I can tell. No client refe­ren­ces , no portfolio.

    But it is mildly amusing.

  14. Harry says:

    Twit­ter says your blog is down!! Get the boys from ShitC­reek on the job!!! That is, if any­body knows what they actually do…I get the impres­sion this is a parody, just like the other comments..funny, but I hope nobody thinks this is real..

  15. Lovely atti­tude, great enga­ge­ment, and I wish them well. Don’t see a client list on that web­site though, or any tes­ti­mo­nials.… maybe I’m mis­sing something.… and maybe they’ll get a bite?

  16. Charlie says:

    Love it! It’s full of atti­tude without being obno­xious — hys­te­ri­cal! I would love one for ArtofTalk.tv.

  17. John Noble says:

    We don’t really feel the need to jus­tify our­sel­ves or our way of doing busi­ness. But given some of the com­ments here, we do feel the need to assure the doub­ters that Shitc­reek Con­sul­ting is legit. We do real work for real busi­nes­ses each and every day.

    Yep, we have loads of parody and satire on our site but we are dead serious about our work, our clients, and peo­ple we work with.

    Just keep your eyes pee­led as we tell our story.

  18. […] As well as this there is a big trust issue in terms of secu­rity and relia­bi­lity. This stems from the big boys making mis­ta­kes (see Mic­ro­soft, Goo­gle etc) and inex­pert blog­gers repor­ting on these and making the clas­sic mis­take of thin­king there is only one cloud. Just because Mic­ro­soft scre­wed up their Cloud doesn’t mean we can’t do a good job of with ours, which reminds me of one of Hugh’s recent posts. […]

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