Archive for July, 2009

July 28, 2009

the “ignore everybody” prints, pre-order at $275.00, with a $50.00 deposit.

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[Click on image to enlarge etc.]
[UPDATE: This offer is only valid until 5 PM EST Mon­day, August 3rd, Thanks!]
I am deligh­ted to report that the “IGNORE EVERYBODY” car­toon, a fond favo­rite of com­pu­ter desk­tops everywhere, is now on offer as a limi­ted edi­tion print. It will sell on the gallery site for $ 495.00 after it is published [mid-August], but is now avai­la­ble as a pre-order offer of $275.00, with just a $50.00 depo­sit. To make the depo­sit, click on the Pay­Pal but­ton below. As always, we’ll send you an invoice for the remain­der once the print is sig­ned, num­be­red and ready to ship.


[$50 Payal Depo­sit But­ton etc.]
Ear­lier this year, Patrick Bren­nan was stuck in an air­port lounge for seve­ral hours, wai­ting for his con­nec­ting flight. To kill time, he star­ted mes­sing around visually on his com­pu­ter with the forty chap­ter tit­les of my book “Ignore Every­body”. He came up with this, then emai­led it to me.
I liked it so much, I went ahead and re-worked it, in my own handw­ri­ting. Very cool.
The book began life as a blog post, back in 2004. It had a very sim­ple pre­mise: “So you want to be more crea­tive, in art, in busi­ness, wha­te­ver. Here are some tips that have wor­ked for me over the years.“
Then I made a list, and kept adding to it…
I never expec­ted it to reso­nate with so many peo­ple, but it did, somehow.
The fact is, there are millions of peo­ple out there who want to do something more crea­tive with their lives. Of course there are. “Crea­ti­vity” is NOT an exc­lu­sive domain for those goofy, trendy hips­ter types. “Crea­ti­vity” is a basic human need.
And I don’t think a life spent figh­ting like hell, to get that basic human need expres­sed and ful­fi­lled, is a bad thing.
So I deci­ded to make these prints, in order to have something on the wall to remind us of this, every day. Rock on.
[Backs­tory: About Hugh. Twit­ter. News­let­ter. Book. Inter­view One. Inter­view Two. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des.“EVIL PLANS”.]

who says you can’t have it all?

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I often think that the thing that pro­bably cau­ses the most “quiet des­pe­ra­tion” in modern society, is the relent­less pur­suit of “Having it all”.
“Who says you can’t have it all?” were the lyrics of an anno­yingly upbeat beer jin­gle from the mid-1980s.
This cam­paign for Miche­lob Lite tri­tely asked the ques­tion, “Who says you can’t love your work, and leave it too?” as an alle­gory to the ques­tion, “Who says you can’t get great, satisf­ying taste in a beer, that also hap­pens to be kinda light and watery?“
I remem­ber seeing the ad as a kid. Some yup­pie who loo­ked good in a suit, loo­ked good in a cor­po­rate office, but also loo­ked pretty good on the bas­ket­ball court with his bud­dies, and who also loo­ked good wiel­ding an elec­tric gui­tar surroun­ded by an admi­ring group of ladies. Loving his work, and lea­ving it too, as the jin­gle reaches its triumphant cli­max. “Oh YES you caaaaan… have it ALL!” How sti­rring for the soul etc. Tols­toy or Beetho­ven would be proud etc etc.
If you read the article from 1987 that I lin­ked to above, you’ll find the cam­paign wasn’t that suc­cess­ful.
Of course it wasn’t. Why? Because as we all know, life isn’t like that.
How many PhD’s have quit their ste­llar careers in aca­deme, to go play for the NFL? How many NBA stars, after they reti­red from bas­ket­ball, go off to run a divi­sion of IBM?
To be the best in the world at something– or even REALLY good at it– the sac­ri­fi­ces are utterly, utterly enor­mous. “Have it all?” Are you insane?
We ALL know this.
Except Miche­lob Lite back in 1987, it seems. Which is why, twenty-plus years later after dec­la­ring their abi­lity to be all things to all peo­ple, their brand is still strug­gling away, trying hard to be something– ANYTHING– other than unex­cep­tio­nal. I wish them well.
Of course, this “Have It All”, sacrifice-free atti­tude isn’t just the domain of unex­cep­tio­nal beer brands. It’s the domain of unex­cep­tio­nal indi­vi­dual careers, as well. We can only hope that ours is not one of them.

[UPDATE: Just added this blog post to “Evil Plans”.]

[Backs­tory: About Hugh. Twit­ter. News­let­ter. Book. Inter­view One. Inter­view Two. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des.“EVIL PLANS”.]

July 27, 2009

the web 2.0 conference

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From the “Social Mar­ker” blog post:

When I visit San Fran­cisco I am always sur­pri­sed how often the name of my friend, Robert Sco­ble comes up in ran­dom con­ver­sa­tion, unpromp­ted by myself. Why is that? Why is he so well known? Is his blog REALLY that good? Is he REALLY that smart and inte­res­ting?
Well, I could give a whole stack of rea­sons to explain why I think Robert’s suc­cess is well-deserved. But one major rea­son that his blog’s traf­fic is so high, and his name so well-known, is that his per­so­nal brand has somehow mana­ged to become a Social Mar­ker inside the Sili­con Valley ecosys­tem. The same could also be said for Mike Arring­ton, Loic Le Meur or Mark Zuc­ker­berg. Drop­ping their names into ran­dom con­ver­sa­tions allows peo­ple to quickly and effi­ciently con­tex­tua­lize themselves.

[Thanks to @scobleizer and @arrington etc.]

[Backs­tory: About Hugh. Twit­ter. News­let­ter. Book. Inter­view One. Inter­view Two. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des.“EVIL PLANS”.]

the dinoasaur print

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The “Dino­saur” print is now for sale up on gaping­void­ga­llery…
Deri­ved from the old maxim, “Never try to teach a pig to sing, it was­tes your time and annoys the pig.“
Limi­ted edi­tion, sig­ned and num­be­red, prin­ted with the same high-quality inks and papers as the lar­ger stuff etc.
A nice cube gre­nade for any office. Rock on.

[Backs­tory: About Hugh. Twit­ter. News­let­ter. Book. Inter­view One. Inter­view Two. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des.“EVIL PLANS”.]

July 26, 2009

note to texas twitterers: futile marketing in texas

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[UPDATE: Of course, I can’t do this alone. I’ll be nee­ding the help of the Texas Twit­ter com­mu­nity to help me. If you have any ideas to help make this act of futi­lity somehow less futile, please email me at gapingvoid@gmail.com. Thanks!]

My long-term plan is to con­ti­nue living out here in Alpine, Texas, wri­ting books and making pain­tings. An ideal West Texas “crea­tive” life and all that…
BUT BEFORE I settle into that role, I have one LAST mar­ke­ting fan­dango to pull off.
Namely, making Stormhoek the best-selling South Afri­can wine in Texas.
How am I going to do that? Basi­cally, get in my car and drive. Start visi­ting with peo­ple. Start sprea­ding the word. Start fin­ding allies who can help my little adven­ture along. Stay on the road until I reach my goal.
You can read about my adven­tu­res on my EVIL PLANS blog page.
When David Brain asked me what was the appeal of wri­ting books, I replied:

I cer­tainly didn’t expect to make any real money from it, and how much it would “help” other peo­ple is pretty deba­ta­ble. But some­ti­mes in your life you have these defi­ning moments, where you draw a line in the sand and dec­lare to the world, “This is who I am, this is what I believe, this is what’s impor­tant to me.” I think we all need these moments at some point, to make us bet­ter unders­tand who we really are. Wri­ting a book is a good way to force these moments to the sur­face. That was really the key dri­ver, here.

I have found that mar­ke­ting can be a pretty good “key dri­ver” in this depart­ment, too.
Espe­cially “Futile Mar­ke­ting”. Yes, this under­ta­king is insane and futile. It’ll pro­bably fail. I’m going to do it any­way.
[The Futile Mar­ke­ting archive is here.]

[Backs­tory: About Hugh. Twit­ter. News­let­ter. Book. Inter­view One. Inter­view Two. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des.“EVIL PLANS”.]

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[Never a dull moment in West Texas etc. A video of me telling some local peo­ple down in Ter­lin­gua all about Stormhoek.]
I recently made the acquain­tance of the pro­prie­tors of both The Star­light Thea­ter and La Kiva, two pro­mi­nent bars down in Ter­lin­gua. The mee­tings went well– I liked them both, they see­med to like me. So it looks like we might be selling down there, fin­gers cros­sed. Hurrah!
Ter­lin­gua, 100 miles South of Alpine, Texas, right on the Mexi­can bor­der, is pro­bably the stran­gest place I’ve ever visi­ted in my life– it has an unrea­lity to it quite unlike anything else I’ve ever seen. But there’s a won­der­ful appeal to it, that’s for sure. If you ever wan­ted to know what it was like to be living in the old Wild West, this is pro­bably as close as you’re going to get, first hand. The peo­ple, archi­tec­ture and lands­cape seem right out of a Sam Pec­kin­pah movie.
So why try selling South Afri­can wine in Ter­lin­gua? “Futile Mar­ke­ting”, of course…

[Backs­tory: About Hugh. Twit­ter. News­let­ter. Book. Inter­view One. Inter­view Two. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des.“EVIL PLANS”.]

July 24, 2009

heeding the call

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[A sketch from 2008.…]
There you are, min­ding your own busi­ness, then sud­denly you feel “The Call”.
The call to do something totally insane and futile.
But you know you have to do it. You know that if you don’t, a little part of you will be dead fore­ver.
I’ve been fee­ling a wee bit like that recently. I’ve been fee­ling another “Desert­Manhat­tan” [large pain­ting] calling my name.
“You must create me, Hugh. You simply must. I have to exist, end of story. You have no choice in the mat­ter”.
Aaaargh.…
[Backs­tory: About Hugh. Twit­ter. News­let­ter. Book. Inter­view One. Inter­view Two. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des.“EVIL PLANS”.]

July 22, 2009

i wanna create

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[Backs­tory: About Hugh. Twit­ter. News­let­ter. Book. Inter­view One. Inter­view Two. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des.“EVIL PLANS”.]

dumb cat

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[Backs­tory: About Hugh. Twit­ter. News­let­ter. Book. Inter­view One. Inter­view Two. Limi­ted Edi­tion Prints. Pri­vate Com­mis­sions. Cube Gre­na­des.“EVIL PLANS”.]

July 21, 2009

ambient guitar


Alpine, Texas. Never a dull moment at Harry’s Tinaja. That’s my buddy, Israel pla­ying on the “gee-tar”.
btw Harry’s was the first place in Alpine to sell Stormhoek

July 18, 2009

ten questions for hazel dooney

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[Hazel Doo­ney. Study For Dan­ge­rous Career Babe: The Race Car Dri­ver (Homage To Hellé Nice). 2009 Acry­lic on paper, 40cm x 52cm.]
Hazel Doo­ney is a young and VERY suc­cess­ful Aus­tra­lian Artist. From the blurb on her web­site:

In Decem­ber, 2007, Hazel Doo­ney was the only female artist under 30 with works inc­lu­ded in the pres­ti­gious auc­tion, Modern and Con­tem­po­rary Aus­tra­lian Art, held at Christie’s in Lon­don. In what was a record-setting sale, with major works by Brett Whi­tely, Arthur Stree­ton, Fre­de­rick McCub­bin, Syd­ney Nolan, Arthur Boyd, Fred Williams and Tra­cey Mof­fat, two modest early works by Doo­ney fetched over $AU23,000 each.

You get the idea. We follow each other on Twit­ter, we exchange the occa­sio­nal email. I’m a big fan. There are A LOT of artists online, but very few as smart, inte­res­ting, talen­ted, suc­cess­ful or as dri­ven as Hazel, so I thought a “Ten Ques­tions” ses­sion would be in order. She kindly agreed to answer.
TEN QUESTIONS FOR HAZEL DOONEY
1. I’ve desc­ri­bed your work to the non-initiated before as “Hard-Edge, Ero­tic Pop meets Tank Girl”. That’s a MASSIVE over­sim­pli­fi­ca­tion, of course. For the bene­fit of gaping­void rea­ders, could you tell us more about your work?
I love your desc­rip­tion of it – I think I’ll use it in the future. It cer­tainly desc­ri­bes the atti­tude that suf­fu­ses it. In Japan, artists like Takashi Mura­kami have been labe­lled Shock Pop and some cri­tics have inc­lu­ded me in that. At its core, my art’s about the way con­tem­po­rary women’s iden­ti­ties and sexua­lity are defi­ned by adver­ti­sing, enter­tain­ment, even com­mer­cial por­no­graphy. I’m no dif­fe­rent – which is why ver­sions of me turn up in nearly all my work. Moreo­ver, I try to repli­cate the phy­si­cal expe­rience of modern adver­ti­sing and enter­tain­ment media which is why my large ena­mel pain­tings are pro­du­ced in series (just like TV shows and ad cam­paigns).
In some ways, I want to make it har­der to tell art (or artist) from pro­duct. My works are, fun­da­men­tally, con­cep­tual – even if most, so far, have been pain­tings. But this’ll change over the next few years as I expe­ri­ment with other media.
2. You found suc­cess at a very early age. Was it skill? Luck? Talent? Bad Cra­zi­ness? How did it all come about?
Des­pe­ra­tion, pro­bably. I had a fairly lonely, intros­pec­tive childhood and an often crazy, drug– and boy-dependent youth so when I finally recog­ni­sed that I had a modi­cum of talent, I sei­zed upon it. And I was deter­mi­ned not to waste an ounce of it. I wor­ked bloody hard to put together a solid body of work – mostly large and in ena­mel (I was nothing if not ambi­tious). And when I felt ready to show it, I refu­sed to let anything or any­body get in my way. I paid for and pro­mo­ted my first shows myself and I learnt very quickly how to res­pond pro­fes­sio­nally to collec­tors and the press. I rea­li­sed that art was the key not to having some kind of suc­cess – although I wan­ted suc­cess very much – but to sur­vi­val. That drove me hard for ten years.
3. The rea­son you got my atten­tion ini­tially, was hea­ring about your deci­sion to bag the tra­di­tio­nal gallery route, ins­tead elec­ting to sell your work to collec­tors via online. Tell us a little bit about your busi­ness model. Tell us why you deci­ded to cir­cum­vent the gallery sys­tem. Tell us about what’s wor­king. Tell us about the hard parts. Tell us your thoughts on how social media plays a part in this.
Four years ago, I deci­ded to quit the two highly regar­ded galle­ries in Syd­ney and Mel­bourne that were then repre­sen­ting my work. We had a dis­pute over how they wan­ted to posi­tion me and (believe it or not) cons­train my pri­ces. I found some very smart peo­ple in tech­no­logy and busi­ness who were pre­pa­red to help me figure out a way to manage myself – not just mar­ke­ting and selling my work but crea­ting an infras­truc­ture to manage every aspect of the busi­ness of it, from iden­tif­ying and com­mu­ni­ca­ting with indi­vi­dual collec­tors and pro­du­cing my own shows to expan­ding my online pre­sence and exploi­ting tools such as social net­works and email to deve­lop a wider inte­rest in my work and me. Since then, the value of my work has inc­rea­sed to five, maybe ten, times what it was five years ago, and 15 times what it was a decade ago and my career has radi­cally expan­ded – as has my collec­tor base.
Tra­di­tio­nal galle­ries and art ins­ti­tu­tions – and the art publi­ca­tions that depend on both for their adver­ti­sing – have had fuck-all to do with it. Neither did a tra­di­tio­nal, ‘high min­ded’ artist approach. I regar­ded myself early on as a post-punk per­for­mer, a ‘garage band’ ver­sion of a modern artist who ends up owning her own label and pro­mo­ting her own tours. I don’t deal through inter­me­dia­ries and I try to main­tain a direct con­nec­tion with ever­yone who has an inte­rest in my work. Which is maybe why my work has done so well at auc­tion recently.
4. You’ve been called “One of the Paci­fic Rim’s most con­tro­ver­sial artists”. That may be true, but I don’t find your work offen­sive in the sligh­test– I find it delight­ful. Sure, Sexua­lity– Female Sexua­lity in par­ti­cu­lar– fea­tu­res hea­vily in the work, but what’s con­tro­ver­sial about that? Everyone’s got a libido, after all. It seems to me that to from your pers­pec­tive, Sexua­lity and the Social Con­ven­tions that surround it are two things that are there to be pla­yed with, like a toy. Like you’re trying to make a serious sta­te­ment by having fun with it. Am I close?
I think the con­tro­ver­sial part reflects my outs­po­ken atti­tude towards the gallery sys­tem – and my rejec­tion of it. I don’t see my work as ero­tic, really. It just reflects an aspect of how young women in the deve­lo­ped world see them­sel­ves. For bet­ter or worse, sexua­lity is always a power­ful ele­ment of this. Besi­des, there’s always been both sexua­lity and sen­sua­lity in art. It’s as visi­ble in the works of Michae­lan­gelo as it is in those of Picasso or Modi­gliani. Howe­ver, these days, we don’t have the same social, reli­gious or gen­der cons­traints. We’re able to delve more deeply and frankly, crea­ting art that is more expli­cit, dar­ker and in my case, con­fes­sio­nal and/or cri­ti­cal.
That said, yeah, I do like to have fun with it. My Dan­ge­rous Career Babes series is a case in point. A lot of women like to dress up to pre­tend roles as adults. This is dif­fe­rent to actually being something. It’s a form of play-acting. So in this series, each figure has exactly the same pose, like an action figure or a Bar­bie doll, with one hand desig­ned so props can be slid into it, the other for­med for ges­tu­res or actions. Just as in real life, the cos­tu­mes are the key. The figure is a dress-up doll. The career that the figure assu­mes in each pain­ting is iden­ti­fia­ble because of the clothes.
Need­less to say, the glib­ness of this con­cept pis­ses some cri­tics off. Me, I think it’s a hoot.
5. As a well-known and cha­ris­ma­tic artist, sud­denly you find your­self with a “Public Per­sona”. This “Meta-Hazel”, as it were, run­ning around, going to all the right par­ties etc. You seem quite happy with your rela­tionship with MetaHa­zel. Was this always the case, or did it grow on you?
In many ways, it was part of my early sur­vi­val mecha­nism. I was immer­sed within her the moment I recog­ni­sed my future as an artist. Now we’re so tho­roughly inter­con­nec­ted, there’s no other Hazel but the Meta-Hazel, as you put it.
Actually, she’s still quite rec­lu­sive and rarely goes to a lot of par­ties. She’s way too busy. But she has a damn fine lifestyle and her sex life is… arcane, invol­ving a very cool, hugely talen­ted man and a bevy of young Asian camp-followers.
6. Every­body has a “Fan­tasy Ver­sion of Them­sel­ves”. You know, that fan­tasy per­son who mana­ges to get all their work done, while still having enough room left over to do everything else– like get­ting a life, for exam­ple. What does “Fan­tasy Hazel” do with her­self these days?
’Fraid not, in my case. See above. I live every aspect of my dreams to the hilt, even if most of them are still dri­ven by a need to make art and suc­ceed (within a wide frame of defi­ni­tions) as an artist.
7. No mat­ter how big your “Per­so­nal Brand” beco­mes, at the end of the day, you still have to do the work. As I’m fond of saying, “Suc­cess is more com­plex than Fai­lure.” As your work gets more and more known, beyond Aus­tra­lia and Asia, are you having any trou­ble kee­ping up? How do you nego­tiate the ever-increasing demands pla­ced on you, by your fans, collec­tors, the media and busi­ness inte­rests? This inc­rea­sed com­ple­xity is something I always strug­gle with, so yeah, please do tell.
Some days, the work is tedious, labour-intensive and as repe­ti­tive as a pro­duc­tion line in a fac­tory. This is par­ti­cu­larly the case when I am wor­king with assis­tants on a hand­ful of large pie­ces at the same time – and yes, it would be impos­si­ble to work on the very large ena­mels without them, as I’ve become inc­rea­sing aller­gic to the medium. On other days, it can be almost lan­guid. I draw or paint alone, in a room over­loo­king the ocean, and an assis­tant looks after phone calls, pre­pa­res snacks for me, and ensu­res I’m left in peace.
The most fre­ne­tic times are just before my exhi­bi­tions – ‘show time’ as my assis­tants call it. My ope­nings are usually pretty extra­va­gant so the logis­tics are com­pli­ca­ted and usually bloody expen­sive, mainly because I pro­duce my own shows these days.
The key is having a good infras­truc­ture. Apart from my assis­tants, I have an exce­llent busi­ness mana­ger and accoun­tant who ensure that the right finan­cial and logis­ti­cal deci­sions are made for me. I always lis­ten clo­sely to them and follow their advice. And I have the won­der­ful Jim, a wise, older man who over­sees the work-flow on my com­mis­sions and the mun­dane details of pro­duc­tion, like ensu­ring we have enough fra­mes built or the right colour paints to hand.
But none of it works without dis­ci­pline. Early on in my career, I was told that suc­cess deman­ded one thing above all others: tur­ning up. Tur­ning up every bloody day, regard­less of everything.
8. I’ve noti­ced a lot of well-known artists, like your­self, like Damien Hirst, are now selling their work via auc­tion hou­ses like Christie’s or Sotheby’s, rather than Blue-Chip galle­ries. What do you think brought this about? Pros? Cons?
It’s clea­ner and a lot less effort than dea­ling with com­mer­cial galle­ries. Des­pite what they pre­tend, very few galle­ries or galle­rists have what is requi­red to deve­lop and manage even a mode­ra­tely suc­cess­ful career, let alone a ste­llar one – nor do they even want to. So I manage my own career and encou­rage my collec­tors to use auc­tion hou­ses for acqui­si­tions and sales. I don’t yet sell on my own account through them but after Hirst and Sotheby’s… maybe.
I have great rela­tionships with the best of them in Aus­tra­lia and colla­bo­rate in their mar­ke­ting efforts for my works ahead of a major sale. They’re polite, help­ful, good to deal with. I haven’t met an art dea­ler about whom I can say the same. Not yet any­way.
9. You have strong opi­nions about the art world, espe­cially the big art ins­ti­tu­tions. What are your pet pee­ves? What do you think needs to change? What would you change if you could?
Oh, I’d tear down nearly everything and replace it. Or not replace it at all. The dark creed under­pin­ning my attacks on the tra­di­tio­nal com­mer­cial and ins­ti­tu­tio­nal gallery sys­tem is that the sys­tem deli­be­ra­tely attempts to deter­mine, con­trol and some­ti­mes des­troy the des­tiny of indi­vi­dual artists – pro­mo­ting some at the expense of others, making arbi­trary jud­ge­ments influen­ced by fad, self-interest, even govern­ment fun­ding – for its own inte­rests, none of which are to do with art.
Nowa­days, too many galle­ries, public and pri­vate, see their role as somehow supe­rior to that of the artists they repre­sent. Hell, recently I read an inter­view with a noted cura­tor in New York who tried to argue that cura­tors were more impor­tant than artists. Is that really what it’s all come to?
Worse, more for rea­sons of social sta­tus than anything else, galle­ries like to think of art as something that should not be too ubi­qui­tous or ega­li­ta­rian in terms of access to it. They have no unders­tan­ding of new sys­tems of value that have gathe­red momen­tum because of the web: for exam­ple, the idea that ubi­quity not scar­city is likely to drive value higher or that the repo­si­tory of real value is no lon­ger the art­work, the pro­duct, but the artist, the pro­du­cer. This reflects what has chan­ged even in mains­tream busi­ness, where it isn’t the indi­vi­dual pro­duct that’s impor­tant but the brand.
As far as I’m con­cer­ned, the tra­di­tio­nal art appa­ratchik deser­ves to die. It’s an anach­ro­nism that’s out­li­ved it’s use­ful­ness. I think there is still a role for indi­vi­dual cura­tors or even ‘show pro­du­cers’ but they need to work in a more indi­vi­dua­li­sed, spe­cia­list way within a net­wor­ked ‘vir­tual’ para­digm – not old-fashioned bricks and mor­tar.
10. You’ve got your sch­tick, you’ve got your modus ope­randi, and obviously, it’s a good one and it’s wor­king well for you. How do you see it evol­ving in the next few years?
It’s not sch­tick at all. Sch­tick is what Perez Hil­ton or worse, Paris Hil­ton live on. Rather, it’s a com­mit­ment to a dif­fe­rent way of wor­king, both per­so­nally and pro­fes­sio­nally. And it’ll evolve with the ideas within the work. In the end, that’s all it’s about.
[The gaping­void “Ten Ques­tions” archive is here.]

July 16, 2009

home again

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[Me and Seth sig­ning the silksc­reen…]
Got back to West Texas last night after almost a week on the road. A quick visit to Sili­con Valley for the Techc­runch Party, then an equally brief visit to New York.
I was on the East Coast mostly to co-sign the Pur­ple Cow print with Seth Godin.
That was a great after­noon, visi­ting his office in Westches­ter County. He’s a seriously inte­res­ting guy. We tal­ked a lot about all sorts of things…
Other high­lights were the #NYCt­wee­tup- about 50 peo­ple came. Secondly, I got to meet my edi­ting team at Penguin/Portfolio for the first time. They seem very happy with how the book is doing, so it was all good.

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[Update: Galley­cat, the publishing blog, also cove­red the print sig­ning:]

Hugh Mac­Leod (right) became Internet-famous by dra­wing car­toons on the back of busi­ness cards and publishing them online at his Gaping Void blog. Along the way, he gai­ned some valua­ble insights into mar­ke­ting and crea­ti­vity which he also hap­pily sha­red with rea­ders; that was enough to attract the atten­tion of the Port­fo­lio imprint at Pen­guin Group, which recently published MacLeod’s first book, Ignore Every­body.
Now, one of MacLeod’s friends (and ins­pi­ra­tions) hap­pens to be Seth Godin — if you’ve been rea­ding Galley­Cat long enough, you know we’re right there with him on that — and back in April, Mac­Leod drew a ver­sion of the cover to Godin’s Pur­ple Cow (on a much big­ger sur­face than a busi­ness card). “To me the book, as a totem, as an icon, repre­sents a huge shift in thin­king that came along, almost unin­vi­ted, back in the early 2000’s,” Mac­Leod emai­led Godin shortly after. “The dra­wing repre­sents [to me] my own abi­lity to inter­na­lize it.” By the end of the month, he was taking orders for limited-edition prints which he flew into New York City ear­lier this week to sign along­side Godin. The pre-order price for the prints was $495, but if you want one now, it’ll set you back $1,100.

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July 11, 2009

techcrunch party roundup

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[The Techc­runch 2009 print. Click on image to enlarge etc. To purchase it, go here

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[UPDATE: Techc­runch posts a nice round up of the day’s events here. Plus some pho­tos here.]
Yes­ter­day was a long one, but I had a blast just the same…
We hea­ded over for break­fast over at the Little Fox Thea­ter in Red­wood City for the first annual Crunchup, orga­ni­zed by the groovy cats at Techc­runch.
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Panels and demo’s, revol­ving around the theme, “The Live Web”, with Twit­ter taking the lion’s share of the con­ver­sa­tion, which to anyone who knows this space well, would hardly come as a sur­prise.
It was a lot of fun, tons of peo­ple I knew were there, no shor­tage of inte­res­ting con­ver­sa­tions etc.
Techc­runch allo­wed me to fill the lobby with fra­med prints, which I sold a few of. It was nice to let peo­ple see the work in real life, not just online.
At lunch­time Mike Arring­ton and I auc­tio­ned off a large, hand-pulled seri­graph of the 2009 Techc­runch party pos­ter, with pro­ceeds going to the Elec­tro­nic Fron­tier Foun­da­tion. The win­ning bid was $1000. Wow. Thanks to Ban­tam Live, Web-based social CRM ser­vice, for buying it. Rock on.
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[Me and Jac­kie Danicki stan­ding in front of the big, auc­tio­ned print.]
I asked John Rourke, Bantam’s CEO why he deci­ded to buy the print. To paraph­rase, it was for a good cause, he knows and likes my work, and because he was launching his pro­duct here at Crunchup, it was a nice “social object” to com­me­mo­rate a big day for his com­pany.
Thanks, John, that was really kind…
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[Mike Arring­ton and the print, during the auc­tion, saying “Sold!” to John Rourke…]
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[Sig­ning the sma­ller 2009 Techc­runch print ver­sion, which I han­ded out at the party..]
Late after­noon we hea­ded over to August Capi­tal on Sandhill Road for the annual Techc­runch Party. Ima­gine 1,000 super smart, ambi­tious, rela­ti­vely young folk in the Sili­con Valley star­tup sec­tor, thro­wing their busi­ness cards around like con­fetti and you kinda get the idea.
Again, Techc­runch (and August Capi­tal– with spe­cial thanks to David Hor­nick) kindly allo­wed me to dis­play my prints, so peo­ple could get a good look of them. Every print we had on dis­play there, we sold, and more. It was a sell-out show. Wow.
My job for the eve­ning was to sit at a table at the entrance of the event, and sign small com­me­mo­ra­tive Techc­runch Party prints that I had desig­ned, for anyone who wan­ted one.
Ins­tead of just adding my sig­na­ture, I star­ted dra­wing on them, just making it up as I went along. I must’ve sig­ned at least 300 of them.
It was pretty intense, I have to say. Often the table was surroun­ded by 12 or 15 peo­ple, stan­ding there, wai­ting for their turn to get something drawn by me. There I was, trying to be “crea­tive” on the hoof. I was on fire.
The party ended at ten pm. I was exhaus­ted. it was a big, but very, very fun day. I slept well last night night, to say the least.
As anyone who knows me will know, I love these kinds of events. Always great to hang out with so many smart, focu­sed, pas­sio­nate peo­ple. Always good to catch up with my old blog­ging bud­dies from the old days, like Mike Arring­ton, Loic Le Meur, Stowe Boyd, Steve Gill­mor, Oren Michels and Ross May­field.
As an car­too­nist who sells most of his work online, in absen­tia, it’s good for me to get out there and press the flesh– Hey Guys, I’m a real per­son, the stuff I make is real, and here and now is a great oppor­tu­nity for me to prove it.
I sup­pose the most gra­tif­ying thing for me was so many peo­ple coming up to me and telling me JUST HOW MUCH BETTER the prints look in real life, com­pa­red to online. That’s not exactly news to me, but it’s edif­ying to hear it from other peo­ple.
Spe­cial Thanks to Heather Harde, CEO of Techc­runch, Mike Arring­ton and the rest of the team for put­ting on such a great show. I can’t wait to be back next year!
I’ve just chec­ked out of my hotel room, I’m wri­ting this down in the lobby, I’m now hea­ded for the air­port and a cou­ple of days of hustle n’ bustle in New York City. Wish me luck…
[PS. For those of you who asked about buying a large Techc­runch print like the one sold at the auc­tion, we’ll be making them avai­la­ble in a cou­ple of days online. Watch this space etc. Thanks Again…]

July 9, 2009

sf & nyny

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In about twelve hours time I head for the air­port, hea­ding for SFO for the anual Techc­runch Party. Like I’ve done for the last four years, for the event I desig­ned a sig­ned, limi­ted edi­tion print, pic­tu­red above– a play on the “Dream Big” cam­paign I’m doing here in Alpine, Texas.
Then it’s off to New York, NY the follo­wing day to sign prints, inc­lu­ding Pur­ple Cow and Create or Die.
Hope to be back home, slee­ping in my own bed by Wed­nes­day night.

[NOTE TO SELF: Why is it, that the more internet-enabled the world beco­mes, the more time we all seem to have to spend on air­pla­nes? Don’t get me started…]

July 8, 2009

the “hughtrain” cube grenade

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[Buy the “Hugh­train” print indi­vi­dually here.]

Another “Cube Gre­nade”, Hurrah!
A while ago, I announ­ced that we’d be making sma­ller prints avai­la­ble, based on the car­toons found in IGNORE EVERYBODY.
On June 11th, the same day the book came out, we announ­ced our first efforts: The “Ignore Every­body” Port­fo­lio Series Num­ber One.
Four silksc­reens, 11“x14”, limi­ted edi­tion of 100, sig­ned and num­be­red, $320 for the set.
So again, I’m deligh­ted to report that we’ve just made the “Hugh­train” print avai­la­ble for purchase indi­vi­dually. $100, plus S&H. Here’s the blurb on the gallery web­site:

It’s pro­bably my most famous car­toon. It pretty sums up my mar­ke­ting phi­lo­sophy. Like my friend, Seth Godin said:
“You can’t drink any more bott­led water than you already do. Or buy more wine. Or more tea. You can’t wear more than one pair of shoes at a time. You can’t get two mas­sa­ges at once…“
So, what grows? What do mar­ke­ters sell that sca­les?
I’ll tell you what: Belief. Belon­ging. Mat­te­ring. Making a dif­fe­rence. We have an unli­mi­ted need for this.”

I hope you’ll check it out. Thanks!
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July 7, 2009

under the surface

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art equals cocaine

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July 6, 2009

every product

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{Car­toon ins­pi­red by this blog post.]
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smarter wine, cont’d…

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A cou­ple of years ago while wor­king on Stormhoek, I came up with the “Smar­ter Wine” idea.

2. Everyone’s defi­ni­tion of “smar­ter” will be dif­fe­rent. I’m OK with that. To me, it means con­ti­nually enga­ging the cus­to­mer at a higher level, con­ti­nually rai­sing the bar.

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3. The bri­lliant thin­ker, Rus­sell Davies iden­ti­fied four key­words that will govern the future of the adver­ti­sing busi­ness. About as suc­cinct a list as I’ve ever seen:

Blurry.
Use­ful.
Inte­res­ting.
Always In Beta.

“Always In Beta” is a popu­lar term in Sili­con Valley. In an ideal world, it would be equally popu­lar in the wine trade as well. It’s unfor­tu­nate that this is not the case.

The pro­blem with most wine mar­ke­ting, as I see it, most of it is product-driven, not prin­ci­ple dri­ven.
Most wine makers make what they make, as best they can, then try to find a buyer, somewhere. Anywhere!
Stormhoek wasn’t con­cei­ved as an act of love for the Wes­tern South Afri­can Cape. Stormhoek was con­cei­ved as a very sim­ple idea: That if you took New Zea­land wine tech, and used it with South Afri­can gra­pes, you could make a wine JUST as good as the New Zea­lan­ders, for about two thirds the price.
Idea-driven. Not product-driven. Not geography-driven. That’s what “Smar­ter Wine” is all about.
Once we had this “Prin­ci­ple” nai­led down, it became a LOT easier to mar­ket it. Because not only did we get “Smar­ter” about how we made it, we got “smar­ter” about how we tal­ked to peo­ple about it, how we rela­ted to the exis­ting mar­ket and the cus­to­mers about it. Which explains the car­toon below.
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It’s REALLY hard to mar­ket something, if there’s no higher purpose-idea behind it. Pro­ducts are not just about price and qua­lity. As I’m fond of saying, every pro­duct is some sort of idea ampli­fier.
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Every pro­duct, whether we’re tal­king Ger­man cars, cans of beans, lap­top com­pu­ters or bott­les of wine, is an expres­sion of human poten­tial.
At least, it is, if you want it to be suc­cess­ful.
I don’t think any of this roc­ket science, but it sure got our com­pe­ti­tion scratching their heads. Plus ca change…
[N.B. This post was writ­ten as something to keep in mind, while I plan my “Texas Road Trip”, which starts at the end of this month…]
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a plague

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trying to evolve

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douchebag nation

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hollywood

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July 5, 2009

blocked

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Peo­ple get “bloc­ked”.
With their jobs, with their rela­tionships, with their mar­ke­ting, with their own pas­sions and crea­ti­vity…
And yes, with them­sel­ves. I’m as guilty as anyone. So are you.
So then the next ques­tion beco­mes, well, how do you become “unbloc­ked”? How do you get your mojo back?
Wouldn’t it be great if some­body could invent a pro­duct– a book, for exam­ple, or maybe some audio­ta­pes, or a three-day semi­nar, wha­te­ver– and all peo­ple would have to do is pull out their cre­dit card, pay the fee, use the pro­duct once et Volia! Pro­blem sol­ved! Bloc­kage remo­ved!
Yes, that would be great, in theory. But kno­wing what I know from past expe­rience, I’d recom­mend that if you ever meet some­body trying to sell you something like this, run away in the oppo­site direc­tion. That fellow is selling you a bunch of psycho­bab­ble snake oil. Nobody can unblock you, but you.
Ins­tead, read the follo­wing one-word quote. Unlike the snake oil, you can have it free of charge and yes, this actually works, every time:

Love.

So now you know…
[Update: Just added this blog post to “EVIL PLANS”.
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“probably never”

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I’ve been in the “crea­ti­vity” busi­ness for over two deca­des. I first star­ted publishing my car­toons in The Aus­tin Chro­nicle back in college, before lan­ding my first “real job” as an adver­ti­sing copyw­ri­ter with a large agency in Chi­cago.
Ever since then, for the most part, yeah, I’ve wor­ked my ass off. With MASSIVELY var­ying levels of suc­cess.
Twenty-odd years later, I can totally see why most sane peo­ple opt out of the “crea­tive” career option– I can totally see why they stick to something more con­ven­tio­nal, even if it isn’t really all that inte­res­ting to them. It’s NOT because they’re stu­pid, lazy or uni­ma­gi­na­tive.
It’s because the alter­na­tive is really, really hard.
All throughout these past two deca­des– this long, pain­ful, won­der­ful adven­ture– I kept on asking myself the same ques­tion: “When will this stuff start get­ting easier?“
And the clo­sest thing I’ve ever got­ten to an ans­wer is, “Pro­bably Never.“
Of course, it wasn’t until I got com­for­ta­ble with “Pro­bably Never” that, fun­nily enough, it star­ted get­ting easier.
I really don’t know what else to tell you…
[P.S. I utterly DESPISE the word, “Crea­ti­vity”. Every time I write it, a little piece of me DIES. That being said, I don’t know of another word that works bet­ter in this con­text. Damed if you do etc…]
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