May 5, 2009

500 free signed copies of “ignore everybody” now available

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[The book jac­ket– click on image to see enlar­ged PDF ver­sion etc.]

[Update: This offer is now clo­sed. Thanks, Everybody!!!]

As most of you will know, my book, IGNORE EVERYBODY comes out on June 11th.
A lot of peo­ple have been asking me about where can they get sig­ned copies, so I came up with a new, sec­ret, evil plan.
[UPDATE:] To cele­brate the June 11th book launch, I’m offe­ring a spe­cial signed-copy deal to the FIRST 500 peo­ple who pre-order the book.
Here are the gui­de­li­nes [Please follow them care­fully, so you don’t miss out…]:
1. The first 500 peo­ple who order the book AND send their elec­tro­nic receipt/confirmation num­ber to IgnoreEverybody@gmail.com will get a second (per­so­nally sig­ned) book from me. So if you pre-order a book, you’ll get a free extra copy [i.e. two for the price of one] — one sig­ned from me, one unsig­ned from whiche­ver online book­se­ller you choose [See choi­ces below]. One to keep, one to give to a friend. Easy.
[Update: Yes, you can get a sig­ned copy if you’ve already pre-ordered a book. Yes, you can get a sig­ned copy if you live outside the U.S.- but there’s a catch. No, Sorry, this offer is not open to Kindle, hard­back only. Please read below CAREFULLY for further details.]
2. Order the “unsig­ned” book from any one of these online booksellers:

Ama­zon.

Bar­nes & Noble.

Bor­ders.

800-CEO-READ. (great for bulk buys)

Indie­Bound. [to find an inde­pen­dent store]

3. Then please for­ward your receipt/confirmation num­ber to this spe­cial email address: IgnoreEverybody@gmail.com. You’ll receive a con­fir­ma­tion email with direc­tions for sub­mit­ting your ship­ping address.
4. This offer is limi­ted to only the first 500 peo­ple who email us their receipts — I’ll post an update here to let you know if if and when the spe­cial offer has been clo­sed.
5. This offer is for U.S. ORDERS ONLY. Sorry, Glo­bal Sports­fans, but the logis­tics are just WAY too com­plex to ship them abroad. Long story. Ouch. If you live abroad, and STILL INSIST on get­ting a sig­ned copy, that’s easy, once you get your con­fir­ma­tion e-mail, just supply a US mai­ling address [i.e. c/o a friend in New York or whe­re­ver], and we’ll gladly send it there.
6. If you’ve already pre-ordered the book and live in the U.S., no worries, you can still get in on the deal — just be in the first 500 to send in your receipt, and I’ll hap­pily honor it. Ditto if you live abroad– just give us a U.S. pos­tal address [see Point # 5] and we’ll honor that as well.
7. This offer is hard­back only. Not for Kindle. Sorry.
8. Please do not con­tact me per­so­nally to get on this list — please just use IgnoreEverybody@gmail.com.
9. The books are already sig­ned, so you should receive them very shortly.
10. Thanks Again, As Always, for your Love and Sup­port!
–Hugh

[P.S. The best way to sup­port my work is to sign up to my “Crazy, Deran­ged Fools” News­let­ter. Thanks!]

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13 Responses to “500 free signed copies of “ignore everybody” now available”

  1. done! and loo­king for­ward to get­ting my hands on a very social object.
    Hope your are res­ting your sig­ning hand :)

  2. Pete Goold says:

    Yes I still insist :) . Pesky foreig­ners. For­tu­na­tely, where there’s a will…
    Thanks Hugh, loo­king for­ward to my copy.
    And again, Corinthians is terri­fic. Pic to follow as ‘social proof’…

  3. Toby says:

    just make it out the the “mar­ke­ting diva” :-)
    now the cha­llenge beco­mes who gets the other book .. thin­king of saving for xmas gift.
    seriously, thanks hugh am loo­king for­ward to the book — with or without your sig­na­ture.
    congrats!

  4. Love it, i’ll order right away.

  5. Hugh, I would check whether your publisher allows you to offer the book before the publi­ca­tion date. Just to be on the safe side.
    Yehuda

  6. Miserere says:

    Well, that’s me sor­ted. Really loo­king for­ward to rea­ding my TWO books, Hugh.
    Thanks for all this, mate!
    –M.

  7. Jimmy says:

    Yes! I get to own you! Or a piece of you! Ummm, how do I say this without soun­ding like a psychopath??

  8. Ward Tongen says:

    Great viral idea. I just for­war­ded my receipt. Loo­king for­ward to the book.

  9. graham peake says:

    what about us in England!
    nobody in the USA to ask :(

  10. Kirk Kittell says:

    @graham: You could ask one of us in the com­ments nicely, and I’m sure someone would help.
    Hint.

  11. Jermaine says:

    Just orde­red my copy as well! Can’t believe I have never come across you ori­gi­nal blog post. Loo­king for­ward to rea­ding the book!

  12. David Damore says:

    Order pla­ced. Look for­ward to rea­ding it when it arrives.

  13. michael says:

    Does anyone have a con­nec­tion to Trek bikes? I’m trying to get my hands on a Trek Dis­trict, but my local Trek dea­ler is, well, not inte­res­ted in selling bikes.