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	<description>&#34;cartoons drawn on the back of business cards&#34;</description>
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		<title>By: Daniel Edlen</title>
		<link>http://gapingvoid.com/2009/05/04/dear-god/#comment-25143</link>
		<dc:creator>Daniel Edlen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 17:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My dad liked to say G&#039;od is a contraction for Good:
&lt;a href=&quot;http://vinylart.blogspot.com/2008/07/human-being-good.html&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://vinylart.blogspot.com/2008/07/human-being-good.html&lt;/a&gt;
This cartoon is another brilliant one, Hugh.
Peace.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My dad liked to say G’od is a contraction for Good:<br />
<a href="http://vinylart.blogspot.com/2008/07/human-being-good.html" rel="nofollow">http://vinylart.blogspot.com/2008/07/human-being-good.html</a><br />
This cartoon is another brilliant one, Hugh.<br />
Peace.</p>
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		<title>By: Joel Kelly</title>
		<link>http://gapingvoid.com/2009/05/04/dear-god/#comment-25142</link>
		<dc:creator>Joel Kelly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 14:57:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kurt Vonnegut quoted his uncle as saying, &quot;I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, &#039;If this isn&#039;t nice, I don&#039;t know what is.&#039;&quot;
And Hugh Macleod says, &#039;and remember, this moment will never happen again.&#039;
I mean, fuck... If that doesn&#039;t make you think about appreciating every moment I don&#039;t know what would.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kurt Vonnegut quoted his uncle as saying, “I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.’”<br />
And Hugh Macleod says, ‘and remember, this moment will never happen again.‘<br />
I mean, fuck… If that doesn’t make you think about appreciating every moment I don’t know what would.</p>
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		<title>By: God</title>
		<link>http://gapingvoid.com/2009/05/04/dear-god/#comment-25141</link>
		<dc:creator>God</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 21:31:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, it&#039;s no problem if you call me that. I&#039;m going bowling with Superman later on, if you want to come.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, it’s no problem if you call me that. I’m going bowling with Superman later on, if you want to come.</p>
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		<title>By: Joe</title>
		<link>http://gapingvoid.com/2009/05/04/dear-god/#comment-25140</link>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 13:56:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Hugh,
Thought you&#039;d enjoy this poem.  Cheers, Joe
Poem: &quot;Heaven on Earth&quot; by Kristin Berkey-Abbott from, Whistling Past the Graveyard. © Pudding House Publications, 2004.
Heaven on Earth
I saw Jesus at the bowling alley,
slinging nothing but gutter balls.
He said, &quot;You&#039;ve gotta love a hobby
that allows ugly shoes.&quot;
He lit a cigarette and bought me a beer.
So I invited him to dinner.
I knew the Lord couldn&#039;t see my house
in its current condition, so I gave it an out
of season spring cleaning. What to serve
for dinner? Fish—the logical
choice, but after 2000 years, he must grow weary
of everyone&#039;s favorite seafood dishes.
I thought of my Granny&#039;s ham with Coca Cola
glaze, but you can&#039;t serve that to a Jewish
boy. Likewise pizza—all my favorite
toppings involve pork.
In the end, I made us an all-dessert buffet.
We played Scrabble and Uno and Yahtzee
and listened to Bill Monroe.
Jesus has a healthy appetite for sweets,
I&#039;m happy to report. He told strange
stories which I&#039;ve puzzled over for days now.
We&#039;ve got an appointment for golf on Wednesday.
Ordinarily I don&#039;t play, and certainly not in this humidity.
But the Lord says he knows a grand miniature
golf course with fiberglass mermaids and working windmills and the best homemade ice cream you ever tasted.
Sounds like Heaven to me.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Hugh,<br />
Thought you’d enjoy this poem.  Cheers, Joe<br />
Poem: “Heaven on Earth” by Kristin Berkey-Abbott from, Whistling Past the Graveyard. © Pudding House Publications, 2004.<br />
Heaven on Earth<br />
I saw Jesus at the bowling alley,<br />
slinging nothing but gutter balls.<br />
He said, “You’ve gotta love a hobby<br />
that allows ugly shoes.“<br />
He lit a cigarette and bought me a beer.<br />
So I invited him to dinner.<br />
I knew the Lord couldn’t see my house<br />
in its current condition, so I gave it an out<br />
of season spring cleaning. What to serve<br />
for dinner? Fish—the logical<br />
choice, but after 2000 years, he must grow weary<br />
of everyone’s favorite seafood dishes.<br />
I thought of my Granny’s ham with Coca Cola<br />
glaze, but you can’t serve that to a Jewish<br />
boy. Likewise pizza—all my favorite<br />
toppings involve pork.<br />
In the end, I made us an all-dessert buffet.<br />
We played Scrabble and Uno and Yahtzee<br />
and listened to Bill Monroe.<br />
Jesus has a healthy appetite for sweets,<br />
I’m happy to report. He told strange<br />
stories which I’ve puzzled over for days now.<br />
We’ve got an appointment for golf on Wednesday.<br />
Ordinarily I don’t play, and certainly not in this humidity.<br />
But the Lord says he knows a grand miniature<br />
golf course with fiberglass mermaids and working windmills and the best homemade ice cream you ever tasted.<br />
Sounds like Heaven to me.</p>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://gapingvoid.com/2009/05/04/dear-god/#comment-25139</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 04:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Or is Hugh adressing us?
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		<title>By: JTH</title>
		<link>http://gapingvoid.com/2009/05/04/dear-god/#comment-25138</link>
		<dc:creator>JTH</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 01:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Skipping the nomenclature topic, on to the &quot;zen&quot; of the &quot;cartoon&quot;
Just back from Nihon (Japan) for cherry blossoms
They &quot;worship&quot; the blossoms for their transient nature, here today, gone tomorrow
As I live in a commercial cherry production area, it’s a much much different experience.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Skipping the nomenclature topic, on to the “zen” of the “cartoon“<br />
Just back from Nihon (Japan) for cherry blossoms<br />
They “worship” the blossoms for their transient nature, here today, gone tomorrow<br />
As I live in a commercial cherry production area, it’s a much much different experience.</p>
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		<title>By: Julia R</title>
		<link>http://gapingvoid.com/2009/05/04/dear-god/#comment-25137</link>
		<dc:creator>Julia R</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 15:34:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My mentor emailed me this the other day:
&quot;&#039;HaShem&#039; - (neither masculine nor feminine and absolutely no plural); the word means, literally, &#039;The Name,&#039; and it is the way that Jews refer to God when not in a Prayer or Torah Reading or Torah citation context.&quot;
So God has a nickname! I think that&#039;s pretty cool.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My mentor emailed me this the other day:<br />
“‘HaShem’ — (neither masculine nor feminine and absolutely no plural); the word means, literally, ‘The Name,’ and it is the way that Jews refer to God when not in a Prayer or Torah Reading or Torah citation context.“<br />
So God has a nickname! I think that’s pretty cool.</p>
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		<title>By: Hanna Back</title>
		<link>http://gapingvoid.com/2009/05/04/dear-god/#comment-25136</link>
		<dc:creator>Hanna Back</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 08:28:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>God is the generic name, Super F*cking Amazing almighty, is more like it.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>God is the generic name, Super F*cking Amazing almighty, is more like it.</p>
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		<title>By: Frank Patrick</title>
		<link>http://gapingvoid.com/2009/05/04/dear-god/#comment-25135</link>
		<dc:creator>Frank Patrick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 22:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>According to the last few bits of dialog in Battlestar Galactica, it doesn&#039;t like being called god.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to the last few bits of dialog in Battlestar Galactica, it doesn’t like being called god.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael C. Neel</title>
		<link>http://gapingvoid.com/2009/05/04/dear-god/#comment-25134</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael C. Neel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 22:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think he&#039;s cool with &quot;Jehovah&quot; - at least that&#039;s what I learned from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.  That, and in the Latin alphabet, &quot;Jehovah&quot; starts with an &quot;I&quot;...
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think he’s cool with “Jehovah” — at least that’s what I learned from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.  That, and in the Latin alphabet, “Jehovah” starts with an “I”…</p>
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