May 4, 2009

Dear God,

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Dear God,
Do you mind if I call you that?
You gotta admit, “God” is bit of a silly name…
I guess it’s bet­ter than calling you “Fred”, “George”, “Larry” or wha­te­ver…
Just askin’…
Kin­dest Regards,
Hugh

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10 Responses to “Dear God,”

  1. I think he’s cool with “Jehovah” — at least that’s what I lear­ned from Indiana Jones and the Last Cru­sade. That, and in the Latin alpha­bet, “Jeho­vah” starts with an “I”…

  2. Accor­ding to the last few bits of dia­log in Batt­les­tar Galac­tica, it doesn’t like being called god.

  3. Hanna Back says:

    God is the gene­ric name, Super F*cking Ama­zing almighty, is more like it.

  4. Julia R says:

    My men­tor emai­led me this the other day:
    “‘HaShem’ — (neither mas­cu­line nor femi­nine and abso­lu­tely no plu­ral); the word means, lite­rally, ‘The Name,’ and it is the way that Jews refer to God when not in a Pra­yer or Torah Rea­ding or Torah cita­tion con­text.“
    So God has a nick­name! I think that’s pretty cool.

  5. JTH says:

    Skip­ping the nomenc­la­ture topic, on to the “zen” of the “car­toon“
    Just back from Nihon (Japan) for cherry blos­soms
    They “worship” the blos­soms for their tran­sient nature, here today, gone tomo­rrow
    As I live in a com­mer­cial cherry pro­duc­tion area, it’s a much much dif­fe­rent experience.

  6. Chris says:

    Or is Hugh adres­sing us?

  7. Joe says:

    Hi Hugh,
    Thought you’d enjoy this poem. Cheers, Joe
    Poem: “Hea­ven on Earth” by Kris­tin Berkey-Abbott from, Whist­ling Past the Gra­ve­yard. © Pud­ding House Publi­ca­tions, 2004.
    Hea­ven on Earth
    I saw Jesus at the bow­ling alley,
    slin­ging nothing but gut­ter balls.
    He said, “You’ve gotta love a hobby
    that allows ugly shoes.“
    He lit a ciga­rette and bought me a beer.
    So I invi­ted him to din­ner.
    I knew the Lord couldn’t see my house
    in its current con­di­tion, so I gave it an out
    of sea­son spring clea­ning. What to serve
    for din­ner? Fish — the logi­cal
    choice, but after 2000 years, he must grow weary
    of everyone’s favo­rite sea­food dishes.
    I thought of my Granny’s ham with Coca Cola
    glaze, but you can’t serve that to a Jewish
    boy. Like­wise pizza — all my favo­rite
    top­pings involve pork.
    In the end, I made us an all-dessert buf­fet.
    We pla­yed Scrab­ble and Uno and Yah­tzee
    and lis­te­ned to Bill Mon­roe.
    Jesus has a healthy appe­tite for sweets,
    I’m happy to report. He told strange
    sto­ries which I’ve puzz­led over for days now.
    We’ve got an appoint­ment for golf on Wed­nes­day.
    Ordi­na­rily I don’t play, and cer­tainly not in this humi­dity.
    But the Lord says he knows a grand minia­ture
    golf course with fiber­glass mer­maids and wor­king wind­mills and the best home­made ice cream you ever tas­ted.
    Sounds like Hea­ven to me.

  8. God says:

    Yeah, it’s no pro­blem if you call me that. I’m going bow­ling with Super­man later on, if you want to come.

  9. Joel Kelly says:

    Kurt Von­ne­gut quo­ted his uncle as saying, “I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exc­laim or mur­mur or think at some point, ‘If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.’”
    And Hugh Mac­leod says, ‘and remem­ber, this moment will never hap­pen again.‘
    I mean, fuck… If that doesn’t make you think about appre­cia­ting every moment I don’t know what would.

  10. Daniel Edlen says:

    My dad liked to say G’od is a con­trac­tion for Good:
    http://vinylart.blogspot.com/2008/07/human-being-good.html
    This car­toon is another bri­lliant one, Hugh.
    Peace.