February 12, 2009

dream big. alpine, texas.


[Video: “Ska­ter”. Todd Elrod, har­mo­nica pla­yer with The Dood­lin’ Hog­wa­llops. Alpine, Texas.]
More thoughts on “Futile Mar­ke­ting”
1. In the last few weeks, with the help of Loren Feldman’s trusty video camera, we launched Stormhoek in Alpine, Texas, of all pla­ces. As I said ear­lier:

Re. Wine mar­ke­ting: Usually, when an impor­ted wine launches in the Sta­tes, a fami­liar pat­tern emer­ges. Hire New York or SF res­tau­rant for the eve­ning. Orga­nize wine tas­ting. Try to get the usual free­loa­ders, PR wannabe’s, and ran­dom warm bodies to attend. If a C-List celeb somehow turns up by some Miracle of God, become ecs­ta­tic. Send Press Release out to the usual sus­pects in the media. Watch Press Release be utterly dis­re­gar­ded by All & Sundry. Watch abso­lu­tely nothing hap­pen after­wards. Wit­ness the entire story disap­pea­ring into the dust­bin of his­tory within nano­se­conds. And so on.
So we at Stormhoek deci­ded to go in the exact oppo­site direc­tion, as far away from the Usual Sus­pects as pos­si­ble. “Hey, let’s launch in Alpine, Texas! Let’s see if we can get real West Texan cow­boys to like South Afri­can wine! It’s totally insane! It’s totally futile! It’s totally wrong! Let’s do it anyway!”

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[The offi­cial “Dream Big” t-shirt…]
2. Our cam­paign tagline is “Dream Big. Alpine, Texas”. Ins­pi­red by the back label on the Stormhoek bottle, of course.
3. I think you really need to “Dream Big” on some level to live out here in the high Texas desert, 400 miles West of Aus­tin. This is true whether you’re wor­king cons­truc­tion, wai­ting tables, teaching ele­men­tary school or launching a wine brand.
4. You may lovee the tagline, you may hate the tagline. Wha­te­ver. They seem to like it out here. A lot. That’s all that mat­ters.
5. We’re just going to con­cen­trate on mar­ke­ting the wine in Texas for the time being. Trying to do it natio­nally is just too much work. This country is way too big.
6. We’re star­ting in Alpine, then we’ll rip­ple out. Next is Marfa, Texas, then Marathon, Fort Davis, Ter­lin­gua, Pre­si­dio, Fort Stock­ton, San Angelo, Midland-Odessa, Del Rio… If that goes well, we’ll get ambi­tious. Ozona, Sanoma, Junc­tion, Har­per, Fre­de­ricks­berg… We’ll keep going till we hit the big­ger towns: Hous­ton, Aus­tin, Dallas/Fort Worth, Cor­pus Christi, El Paso, San Anto­nio, Ama­ri­llo…
7. Texans don’t drink a lot of South Afri­can Wine. They will by the time I’m done with them.
8. Dream Big. Alpine, Texas. Exactly.
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[Update:] Tal­king about this blog post on Twit­ter: “I’m either going to make this thing fuc­king work or die trying.” Yes.

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14 Responses to “dream big. alpine, texas.”

  1. Sam says:

    Where can you buy Stormhoek in Hous­ton? Not at Spec’s our big wine shop. Wan­ted to take a few bott­les to Twestival.

  2. debora says:

    cool video! (Loren Feld­man)
    Hous­ton is gonna love Stormhoek.

  3. tj says:

    #6, care­ful using the word “rip­ple” when you’re mar­ke­ting good wine :)

  4. Robert Myers says:

    Do a tweet meet-up in The Wood­lands north of Hous­ton. Try to hook-up with these peo­ple: http://tinyurl.com/cfm35r

  5. lemme know when you are in abi­lene (about twice as far away from you as odessa) and i’ll be there. heck, i’ll help you orga­nize it. my aunt knows 1/2 the town.

  6. Geoff says:

    Of course that’s how Sam Wal­ton star­ted Wal­mart! Start in the middle of no where and gra­dually expand away from that.
    btw his book Made in Ame­rica is a real clas­sic — you would love it — espe­cially his tales of visi­ting NYC on the cheap!

  7. Eric Dyer says:

    Hope the Dallas/Fort Worth inc­lu­des Den­ton. We like wine.

  8. Stephen says:

    In evangelism/outreach, pro­grams work once. There’s like an expo­nen­tial decay. Half as good the 2nd time, then 1/4… So every pro­gram has to be dif­fe­rent. Lame is OK. True for mar­ke­ting? You tell me. I don’t know anything about mar­ke­ting. But what’s the dif­fe­rence bet­ween selling peo­ple on ideas (even for free) and other things?
    A wine launch in NY isn’t news. Maybe it was once.

  9. Susan Crippin says:

    In San Angelo, con­tact the Liz and JR at the Silo (http://www.chickenfarmartcenter.com/Inn_Art_Center.html). Cool, funky little res­tau­rant in the middle of an art cen­ter. Coor­di­nate it with the Cera­mic Event that hap­pens in April. Cou­ple of inde­pen­dent wine shops there as well.
    And the town next to Ozona is Sonora, not Sanoma.

  10. MHG says:

    Well done.
    I’ve long thought that an enter­pri­sing fellow could sell Aus­tra­lian (or South Afri­can) wine in the US south­west by dra­wing the obvious link bet­ween groups of fairly rug­ged peo­ple who work hard to make an honest pro­duct. Once you get past the hurdle of local per­cep­tions (that wine is a sweet fizzy Ita­lian con­coc­tion used by tee­nage seduc­tio­nists, or the lubri­cant of choice for homo­se­xual orgies in Cali­for­nia and Flo­rida), I think you’ll be away. Talk about an untap­ped mar­ket.
    Writ­ten with a glass of Tim Knappstein’s hand-picked Clare Valley ries­ling in hand.
    As you’ve said many a time: rock on!

  11. Kaygie says:

    Can we libe­ral non-Texans in Mas­sachu­setts ever expect to see some of this wine?

  12. “I’m either going to make this thing fuc­king work or die trying.” My motto exactly.

  13. Jason says:

    I just spent 15 minu­tes brow­sing around stormhoek.com and besi­des the con­tent in the amu­sing rants, I couldn’t find anything sim­ple enough that would help one locate where the wines are found in the USA and even just a sim­ple lis­ting on what wines they have avai­la­ble!
    Bran­ding only goes so far. If they can’t find it and buy it, the brand isn’t worth a damn.

  14. On the Money says:

    Thanks for the news­let­ter. I like your stuff and am totally switched on to the idea. Great about your book — fan­tas­tic!
    I like crea­tive dood­ling too … http://russellcavanagh.com/2/?p=197
    All the best … Loo­king for­ward to your next news­let­ter …
    russell