February 4, 2009

introducing futilemarketing.com

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I just bought the URL, www.futilemarketing.com.
I’m not plan­ning on tur­ning it into another web­site, nor am I pla­ning to launch a new busi­ness called “Futile Mar­ke­ting”. It’s just a name I very much wan­ted to own.
Why? Because “Futi­lity”, as a mar­ke­ting stra­tegy, is an idea that’s currently fas­ci­na­ting me.
Con­ven­tio­nal Wis­dom dic­ta­tes, if you’re trying to mar­ket something, the last thing you want your mar­ke­ting cam­paign to be is “An Act of Futi­lity”.
But… are you REALLY sure about that?
I was thin­king recently how most of the stuff I’m most proud of, star­ted off as acts of futi­lity.
–Dra­wing car­toons on the back of busi­ness cards star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Get­ting an English tai­lor to blog in the hope of selling more $5,000 suits star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Launching a natio­nal UK super­mar­ket wine via the blo­gosphere star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Get­ting Mic­ro­soft to re-think about who they are using nothing but a sin­gle car­toon star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Choo­sing a highly irri­ta­ting pup­pet to launch a major new French wine star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Con­vin­cing one of the most res­pec­ted publishers in the world to turn a blog post into a hard­co­ver book star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
Get­ting West Texas cow­boys to start drin­king South Afri­can wine star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
And if you think about it, the world is full of other, simi­lar exam­ples.
–Get­ting peo­ple to pay $4 for a cup of cof­fee star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Get­ting peo­ple to give up their hor­ses en masse in exchange for an inter­nal com­bus­tion engine star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Get­ting peo­ple to pay for soft­ware without any hard­ware attached to it star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Buil­ding a multi-million dollar cot­tage industry using nothing but blog adver­ti­sing star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Wri­ting a children’s book about wizards in an Edin­burgh cof­fee shop star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Trying to halt the Nazi inva­sion using nothing but Spit­fi­res star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Stop­ping the lar­gest army the world had ever seen with just a small pha­lanx of 300 Spar­tans star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Trying to blow up the Death Star using nothing but thirty X-Wing figh­ters star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Con­vin­cing the USA to elect an African-American as their Pre­si­dent star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
Are you thin­king what I’m thinking…?

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16 Responses to “introducing futilemarketing.com”

  1. michael says:

    Yes, I am thin­king that. I’ve been using something simi­lar since my teens.
    It’s the “Mom thinks it’ll never work” method.
    The moti­va­tion of pro­ving Mom wrong makes it that much more fun.

  2. Great list. The Hurri­cane was the quin­tes­sen­tially futile wea­pon that held its own in the Battle of Britain.

  3. Mike says:

    I hate to sound like a buzz-kill, Hugh, but none of the acts that you cite were really futile. They all had a result, although maybe not one that was pre­dic­ted.
    A futile act is one that is point­less — an act that has no pos­si­ble posi­tive out­come. Yet all of the acts that you cite had a point to begin with, but tur­ned out to be the cause of something com­ple­tely dif­fe­rent and unin­ten­tio­nal.
    It’s not really an ‘act of futi­lity’ if there was a posi­tive result in the end, regard­less of what the result was.
    Don’t get me wrong; I’m totally pic­king up what you’re layin’ down, I’m just not sure that ‘futile’ is the right word for what you’re get­ting at.
    I would posit that you’re after something clo­ser to ‘colla­te­ral mar­ke­ting’ (domain is still avai­la­ble, BTW).

  4. Jeff Schmidt says:

    Seems like the rea­li­za­tion of the sin­gle most ins­pi­ring bit of HTBC — “Don’t try to stand out from the crowd — avoid crowds enti­rely“
    word

  5. yep, wrote a big post about it ear­lier today, uncan­nily (“don’t follow the money…”) Rock on, as you say :)

  6. Thomas says:

    That that last one about US Pre­si­dent didn’t match the rest, but you want buy in from those hope-change buzz­folks so run with it Hugh.

  7. hugh macleod says:

    @ Anthony David. Yep, the Hurri­cane did the work, the Spit­fire got the girls ;-)
    @Thomas I was wri­ting about “Hope & Mar­ke­ting” LONG before most peo­ple had heard of Obama.

  8. daniel says:

    Depends. If you’re thin­king “[that] Resis­tance is futile” then yes, I am thin­king what you are thin­king.
    Maybe acts that start in futi­lity and end up yiel­ding results should retros­pec­ti­vely be said to have star­ted from an act of fruitility.

  9. Jon says:

    Loving the futile vibe — big con­nec­tion for me with the idea that, in life and in busi­ness, it’s the see­mingly unim­por­tant con­ver­sa­tions that become the impor­tant ones over the long term. Or as the saying goes: you are what you eat, but it’s your last 1000 meals that count

  10. Janet says:

    I like your thought pro­cess, Hugh. But one I think will not make your list is : “Decide to adver­tise your pro­duct in Green Bay without a Pac­ker endorsement”

  11. WebPixie says:

    There’s no way to know if I’m thin­king what you’re thin­king, but I love loo­king at the pic­tu­res of what you’re thin­king. Rea­ding what you’re thin­king is pretty great too! I’m glad I’ve subscribed.

  12. Keith Handy says:

    Mike (third com­ment): I think it’s unders­tood by most peo­ple who read this post that “futile” is poe­tic shorthand for “see­mingly futile”.

  13. WebPixie says:

    I think you’re right, Mike (third com­ment) :D

  14. Phil says:

    Yes, I kind of get the point Hugh. And there is something about rea­li­sing it’s futile and doing it any­way.
    Tech­ni­cally the exam­ples you men­tion are (as others have said) ‘see­mingly futile’. But the point is that, at their incep­tion, they appea­red futile.
    In fact most mar­ke­ting is (sta­tis­ti­cally) futile because it doesn’t work (at least as the text­books would have you believe). So the ans­wer is to try things and have fun with them — in the expec­ta­tion of their almost cer­tain futi­lity.
    Then look back in a few years’ time to note, with some sur­prise, that a few wor­ked!
    Now, about that book idea…

  15. Nadia Lewis says:

    You remind me of Bruce Mau:
    “Keep moving.The mar­ket and its ope­ra­tions have a ten­dency to rein­force suc­cess. Resist it. Allow fai­lure and migra­tion to be part of your prac­tice.“
    Some­ti­mes you have to take the ring and head out on the path, even when the ending is most likely firey doom.

  16. […] I’m going to do it any­way 9 06 2010 It’s been done before, by others bet­ter than you. Besi­des, what the heck do you think you know about words, music, blog­ging, bas­ket­ball, and what was the thing you got into after med school? Ah yes, “mar­ke­ting”. Who’re you kid­ding? As if you’d have anything to say that’d be of value. You’re a phony, a fraud; a college dro­pout who can’t finish anything. What makes you think you’ll go the dis­tance on this one? That you’ll stick with it lon­ger than your 137 pre­vious emba­rras­ments. I can’t even call them fai­lu­res. And yes, I’m aware of The Dip, of pushing through, of Dyson’s 5,126 expe­ri­ments, Edison’s 10,000 trials and your silly little riff on rac­king up 10,000 fai­lu­res on your way to a breakth­rough. I know you. Everything about you. And you’re just not them. Godin, Edi­son, Dyson, Bran­son. You’re a rehash, and a poor one at that. You’re not nor­mal. You’re not spe­cial, haven’t got any super­po­wers, and don’t even have a use­ful qua­li­fi­ca­tion to fall back on. Face the facts. You’re a lazy day-dreaming loser who talks a great game but doesn’t have a great game. Face it David or wha­te­ver it is you call your­self now. “Sali”. Your family was right. Your friends were right.  Your teachers were right. Quit your delu­sions of gran­deur and get back in line with the way things work in the real world. Remem­ber, I know you. I am you. And as harsh as you may think I am, I’m only loo­king out for your good. And there’s abso­lu­tely no way this silly spoo­ne­ri­sed web-thingy of yours will amount to jack-all. There is no tribe for you to lead. There is no dif­fe­rence for you to make. You scre­wed up lea­ving the medi­cal thing with no qua­li­fi­ca­tions to your name. Everything about you is phony. And frankly this save­dali thing is just another waste of time…   Me: You’re right. And I’m going to do it anyway. […]