Archive for February, 2009

February 27, 2009

holiday cottages in austin etc

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[Aus­tin, Texas]
Dear Crazy, Deran­ged Fools,
For those who mis­sed it, here’s an extract from this week’s “Crazy, Deran­ged Fools” News­let­ter:

2. Holi­day Cot­tage? South Con­gress? What? Again, let me give you the skinny…
B.J., the groovy cat who owns Verde Camp here in Aus­tin [The cot­ta­ges are pain­ted light green, hence the name…], is let­ting me stay here for free, which is very kind of him. He’s a friend of a friend, he had a free cot­tage going, so what the hey, I thought in exchange for his kind­ness, maybe we could do a little “Mar­ke­ting 2.0″ expe­ri­ment together– you know how much I like trying these things out…
B.J. is a very cool cat. He wor­ked for Yahoo in the 1990’s as some sort of techie fellow, before lea­ving there and ope­ning an art gallery in San Fran­cisco soon after. Somehow he mana­ged to make to Aus­tin [I’m sure his now-wife pla­yed some part in the story]. He actually knows another SF-art-world friend of mine, Scott Beale of Laughing Squid . Small world. So he bought this piece of pro­perty in South Con­gress, thin­king he was buil­ding some sort of pri­vate home for him­self and his lovely wife– somehow it tur­ned out to be a guest cot­tage enter­prise thing. Crazy & Deran­ged & Foo­lish. Exactly.
So, my fellow CDF’s, here’s what you can do for me. Please go check out his web­site, and if you like what you see, please tell your friends about it, or if you REALLY like the look of it, please drop BJ an email and let him know that you chec­ked it out, and say that ol’ Hughie sent ya. Seriously, you’ll make his day. And it’ll be a very use­ful expe­ri­ment for me, to see what hap­pens etc. The Power of The Net­work etc. Please don’t hesi­tate, Thanks.
Ear­lier we were at din­ner at Guero’s with two other of his friends– he was pic­king my brains about mar­ke­ting, and I gave him my whole “Social Object” sch­piel … “How do we make Verde Camp a social object?” etc etc. Sadly, he’s already fully boo­ked for SXSW, but he’d be VERY inte­res­ted in hea­ring from you, nonethe­less.
I can sin­ce­rely attest– it’s a very sweet little setup he has going here– if tra­vels ever take you to Aus­tin, I hope you’ll check it out.
This is what “Mar­ke­ting 2.0″ is all about, Peo­ple… Cool friends of cool friends doing cool shit and sha­ring it with other cool folk, for fun and to make an honest living– at least, that’s what it means to me… Social Objects, Baby… Crazy, Deran­ged Foo­lish­ness at its finest, Baby… Yeah, Baby… Baby… Baby…

So far I am REALLY enjo­ying the News­let­ter for­mat. So far, it feels like I’m tal­king to peo­ple more directly [to peo­ple who actually want to hear from me, as oppo­sed to me being just one more blog­ger to skim over in one’s RSS feed etc]. Just one man’s opi­nion etc. I hope you’ll sign up.
Thanks Again for Your Love And Sup­port,
Yours in Crazy, Deran­ged Foo­lish­ness,
Hugh MacLeod

February 24, 2009

signing the bluetrain prints…

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[Me sig­ning the “Blue­train” prints ear­lier this eve­ning…]
Dear Crazy, Deran­ged Fools,
Ok, so that’s the Blue­train edi­tion sig­ned. Tomo­rrow I take them to the art packer’s, in order for them to be pac­ked flat and ship­ped via UPS to their new owners.
From here in Alpine, Texas, to Lon­don, Hong Kong, Bos­ton, Paris, New York, Aus­tin, Seattle… all 100% ena­bled by our little, evil friend, The Inter­net. This is EXACTLY what I meant when I tal­ked about The Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand, back in 2005. All hap­pe­ning for me now etc.
For those of you who have orde­red one, please expect to receive an embed­ded Pay­Pal but­ton in an email from me, during the next cou­ple of days. We were first wai­ting to see much an actual print weighs when fully pac­ked, so we’d know how much to charge y’all for ship­ping. Thanks.
Yes, it has its com­pli­ca­ted moments, but it’s all very exci­ting… I hope y’all feel like­wise.
Thanks Again for Your Love And Sup­port,
Yours in Crazy, Deran­ged Foo­lish­ness,
Hugh Mac­Leod
[PS: Check out the latest limi­ted edi­tion coming out: “We Need To Talk”.]
[PPS: Sign up for The “Crazy, Deran­ged Fools” News­let­ter here…]

print update: “we need to talk” to be the next limited edition

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Dear Crazy, Deran­ged Fools,
After recei­ving a lot of feed­back from y’all about the three choi­ces, we deci­ded to go with “We Need To Talk” as the next gaping­void limi­ted edi­tion print.
Here are the basics:

1. The print will retail for $400 [plus ship­ping & hand­ling], once it goes to print. You can pre-order it for $250 [plus ship­ping & hand­ling], BUT ONLY if you’re already sig­ned up to the “Crazy Deran­ged Fools” News­let­ter [Sign up here if you haven’t already]. This pre-order offer only extends to the first 45 prints in the edi­tion.
2. The print will be a sig­ned, limi­ted edi­tion of 85, same as “Blue­train” Dimen­sion will be the same as “Blue­train” as well.
3. If you’re inte­res­ted, please email me at gapingvoidprints@gmail.com with your name, ship­ping address and a phone num­ber for the UPS deli­very guy.
4. The prints will be ship­ped flat, pac­ked by a pro­fes­sio­nal; not simply rolled up in a tube etc.
5. For more details, either e-mail me or go to yesterday’s blog post, Thanks.

This has been a pretty exci­ting 24 hours. Already a quar­ter of the edi­tion has been pre-ordered, even though “Blue­train” hasn’t even ship­ped yet.
Some­body emai­led me this mor­ning:

I believe the only via­ble future for artists (or most anyone else) is DIY, colla­bo­ra­tion and coo­pe­ra­tion. the exis­ting sys­tems, struc­tu­res, para­digms and rules don’t work (never have actually, except for a cho­sen few, who wor­ked hard to create the illu­sion that these things applied equally for ever­yone, lying bastards).

I wrote back:

Thanks. Yeah, the trick here is me trying to bypass as many esta­blished art-world sys­tems as pos­si­ble, in order to make [A] a point and [B] pro­fit.
I have a lot of artists watching me at the moment, won­de­ring if I can actually pull it off. It’ll be good for us all if I can.

We live in inte­res­ting times…
Thanks SO MUCH for your love and sup­port,
Yours in Crazy, Deran­ged Foo­lish­ness,
Hugh MacLeod

February 23, 2009

second gapingvoid print in the works, or, why i’m not going down the gallery route

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[“We Need To Talk”]
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[“1 Corinthians 13″]
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[“SMS Impor­tant Thoughts”]

[UPDATE: Please e-mail me at gapingvoidprints@gmail.com if you want to pre-order, Thanks.]

Well, the plan is to start sen­ding out the Blue­train prints this week. It took a while to get the right fine art prin­ter in place, and get the silk screens just right. For those who are unfa­mi­liar with the pro­cess, we chose the somewhat labor-intensive pro­cess of silk scree­ning, so I had to proof the edi­tion and make sure each image was per­fect. Any­way, they are being flat pac­ked (ship­ping tubes could damage the print if peo­ple wan­ted to store them long-term) and hope­fully ship­ped late this week
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[“Blue­train”]
Here are some notes on the next Edi­tion:

1. Above are the three con­ten­ders for the next limi­ted edi­tion– “We Need To Talk”, “1 Corinthians 13″, and “SMS Impor­tant Thoughts”. The one that rings the most bells win, so let’s hear your com­ments below, Thanks.
2. Like last time, it’ll be a sig­ned, Limi­ted Edi­tion of eighty-five, plus some artist proofs. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.
3. This edi­tion will retail for $400 apiece. Like last time, we’ll be offe­ring a dis­count to those peo­ple who pre-order before the actual prin­ting– $150 off– so $250 each [Plus ship­ping & hand­ling]. Except this time there’s an added sti­pu­la­tion– only peo­ple who have sig­ned up to my Crazy Deran­ged Fools News­let­ter will be able to pre-order. So if you’re a CDF mem­ber, please be watching your email inbo­xes in the next few days, or feel free to sign up now, Thanks.
4. The print will be silk scree­ned on pH neu­tral, French-made, archi­val paper– just as The Blue­train was. Dimen­sions will be pro­por­tio­nal to the ima­ges above with the rec­tan­gu­lar ones being about 25“x36”.
5. If you have any spe­ci­fic ques­tions or issues about the edi­tion, I have set up a new email address to handle all the print-related busi­ness: gapingvoidprints@gmail.com. Please address all que­ries and/or issues there, Thanks.
6. WHY THESE PRINTS RETAIL FOR ONLY $400.00 When the Blue­train went up for sale, a num­ber of peo­ple men­tio­ned that they thought it was too cheap. Lots of peo­ple think that ‘good’ art needs to be expen­sive. That used to be true. We are all used to the idea that the web can make things more effi­cient and cost effec­tive, but there are few pro­ducts where this is more true than with art. Here’s why:
The art mar­ket is set up where there are ‘artists’, ‘publishers’ and ‘galle­ries’. As expec­ted, ever­yone along the way needs to make a mar­gin. The artist gets paid for his image, the publisher finan­ces and con­tracts for the prin­ting, and then mar­kets the prints to galle­ries. It is a ‘char­ming’ 19th Cen­tury sys­tem. Unfor­tu­na­tely, everything gets very expen­sive. Quickly.
We’ve cho­sen to self-publish, and sell through the blog, even though I have been approached by many galle­ries over the years. I just don’t think that peo­ple who want to collect my work should have to pay for publishers mar­gins, high real estate pri­ces in trendy neigh­borhoods, gallery emplo­yee pay­rolls, free wine for the hangers-on, mar­kups on the fra­ming etc. All of these things jack the pri­ces up.
Next thing you know, ins­tead of paying $400 for a print, you’re paying $1500-$2000. Go hang in Chel­sea [Manhat­tan] if you don’t believe me. Sure, fine art is tra­di­tio­nally expen­sive– it’s a luxury item after all, an indi­ca­tor of sur­plus wealth etc– but with the Inter­net now so evol­ved, does it have to be this way? I’m not just tal­king about the old– fashio­ned, “We pas­sed the savings onto you” angle. It’s more like, since you’ve inves­ted in my work, I owe it to you guys to do my dam­ne­dest to see that your invest­ment pays off over the long-term. And that’s more likely to hap­pen at $400, than at $2000; do the math. Even if you’re never going to sell it, even if you got it at a steal, kno­wing that it’s worth far more than you paid for it makes you feel far bet­ter than the alter­na­tive. Of course it does.
Is self publishing risky? Sure it is. Am I plan­ning to sell my work for far more than $400 in the long run? Of course. But, I do know that [A] there is nothing like a good deal and [B] the folks who sup­port me early on will, in the full­ness of time, be very happy that they did.
7. Yes, I will admit, taking the plunge into the art busi­ness is a nerve-wracking expe­rience. Crazy, Deran­ged and Foo­lish, I know. I don’t care, frankly. I’ve wor­ked damn hard for many years to get to this point. Fuck ‘em if they don’t like it.

As Always, thank you for your love and sup­port. Rock on.
[PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VOTE IN THE COMMENTS BELOW. THANKS.]

February 22, 2009

recessions

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go! go! go! go!

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1 corinthians 13

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[1 Corinthians 13…]
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she loves me

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February 21, 2009

dream big. alpine, texas. andrew suber.


Here Loren Feld­man inter­views Andrew Suber, one of the first friends I made when I moved to Alpine, Texas.
Andrew is one of the smar­test peo­ple in town. He pretty much rai­sed and edu­ca­ted him­self as kid down in Ter­lin­gua [His father wasn’t around much, so I am told]. Somehow by sheer force of will, he mana­ged to get an under­gra­duate degree from UT Aus­tin and a law degree from William & Mary.
He could have easily moved to the big city and got­ten him­self a high paying law­yer job. For wha­te­ver rea­son, he deci­ded to stay in Alpine and live the life of an aesthete.
His main claim to fame is hos­ting the local Tri­via Night every second Tues­day, down at The Rail­road Blues. He takes it scary seriously, which is a good thing for the rest of us.
He had nice things to say about Stormhoek, when it first came to town. We like him for that. Rock on.
Is Andrew a “Crazy, Deran­ged Fool”? Of course he is! How could he pos­sibly not be?
Dream Big. Alpine, Texas. Exactly.

February 20, 2009

crazy, deranged fool: founder’s brewing, grand rapids, michigan

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To bring you truly great beer,
we have focu­sed our efforts to one sim­ple pursuit…ignore mains­tream.
We brew the beer we want to drink.
In this pur­suit we have found lower effi­cien­cies, higher cost, less yields and sma­ller mar­ket share. This may seem like an unsound busi­ness model, but in our pur­suit for big­ger and bet­ter beer we have dis­co­ve­red a sub­cul­ture of mic­ro­bre­wery afi­cio­na­dos. Peo­ple like you, who enjoy beers that push the enve­lope of creativity.

That sounds like Crazy, Deran­ged Foo­lish­ness to me.
Thanks to Craic for the link, and for his most exce­llent blog post, “Crazy, Deran­ged Fools: Grand Rapids Hall of Fame”. Rock on.

February 19, 2009

dear crazy, deranged fools, i’m starting a newsletter, part two


If you look at the top-right side­bar of my home­page, you’ll notice the new “Crazy Deran­ged Fool” sign-up blurb for the news­let­ter. Click on the car­toon or the links and it’ll take you to the sign-up page.
P.S. If you’ve already sig­ned up for the news­let­ter, and you like that wee car­toon mas­cot, feel free to lift it and put it onto your blog side­bar, e-mail sig­na­ture or wha­te­ver. Thanks!

dear crazy, deranged fools, i’m starting a newsletter

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[Sign up here.]

Dear Crazy, Deran­ged Fools,
I’m star­ting news­let­ter for you guys. Like I said in my last blog post,

A Crazy­De­ran­ged­Fool [CDF for short] is, like me, some­body who has the teme­rity to aspire to work in a way that pro­du­ces both joy, mea­ning and con­tri­bu­tion for both them and others, while also paying the bills. It’s about crea­ti­vity, it’s about fin­ding mea­ning, but it’s also about living in the real world. That’s the rea­lity I want to live in, and from the vast quan­ti­ties of e-mails and com­ments I get from y’all, that seems to be your game plan, as well.

Yes, Hugh has a new, sec­ret evil plan. Rock on.
I hope you will sign up, Thanks. I’m thin­king this news­let­ter will be sent out 2 – 3 times a month; no more. I cer­tainly don’t want it to be a daily thing, nosi­ree…
Yours in Crazy, Deran­ged Foo­lish­ness,
Hugh MacLeod

February 17, 2009

dear crazy, deranged fools…

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[UPDATE: Please sign up for the “Crazy, Deran­ged Fools” News­let­ter. Thanks!]
Dear Crazy, Deran­ged Fools,
For a while, I’ve been thin­king about what to call y’all collec­ti­vely, i.e. the peo­ple who follow my work with regu­la­rity.
My friend, Jason Cala­ca­nis calls his regu­lar rea­ders “Jason Nation”. I thought that was very cle­ver; I liked it a lot. Hey, it rhy­mes! In a simi­lar exer­cise in word­play, I thought about “Voi­det­tes”, “Gaping­voi­ders”, “Hugh­trai­ners” or wha­te­ver, but nothing really stuck. I guess that’s because these kind of names were “All About Hugh”. And, well, let’s face it, it isn’t all about me– you guys have your own stuff going on, as well. That’s what makes it inte­res­ting.
So what uni­tes us? The ans­wer came to me in flash this mor­ning, in a blog post:

A. Most peo­ple work for the money. Most peo­ple wouldn’t do their jobs for free.
B. Most peo­ple hate their jobs.
But I’m not thin­king about “Most Peo­ple” right now. I’m thin­king about the small per­cen­tage of the popu­la­tion who want to love their work; who want to find mea­ning in their work… and are willing to work like hell to find out how.
Those crazy, deran­ged fools…
How do they manage to exist? How dare they exist!
Are you one of them? Just curious…

A Crazy­De­ran­ged­Fool [CDF for short] is, like me, some­body who has the teme­rity to aspire to work in a way that pro­du­ces both joy, mea­ning and con­tri­bu­tion for both them and others, while also paying the bills. It’s about crea­ti­vity, it’s about fin­ding mea­ning, but it’s also about living in the real world. That’s the rea­lity I want to live in, and from the vast quan­ti­ties of e-mails and com­ments I get from y’all, that seems to be your game plan, as well.
I really liked what Ms Cons­tan­tine said in the com­ments of the afo­re­men­tio­ned post:

I’m wor­king about 30 hours a week on top of my “day job” so that one day I’ll be able to do the work I love.
I’m currently doing the extra hours for free, so I’m kind of one of them.
Gotta pay the bills though.

Ms Cons­tan­tine, that too has been my life for the last twenty years. I too am a CDF. This IS INDEED the crazy, deran­ged, foo­lish world of my own making that I chose to live in. And this IS INDEED the crazy, deran­ged, foo­lish world I will die in. I’ve already cros­sed the Rubi­con. Alea iacta est. There is no going back. Ever.
With Love and Res­pect to You All,
Thank You. Seriously. Gods­peed!
–Hugh MacLeod

sms: important thoughts

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dream big. alpine, texas. blacksmith.


[The latest Stormhoek video from Loren Feld­man. An inter­view with Todd Elrod, blacks­mith and har­mo­nica pla­yer with The Dood­lin’ Hog­wa­llops.]
Alpine, Texas. I was telling some­body the other day over at Harry’s Tinaja that there was no way in God’s Earth that Loren’s insa­nely bri­lliant “Ska­ter” video for Stormhoek would ever win a major adver­ti­sing or mar­ke­ting award.
Which is EXACTLY why it deser­ves to win one…

those crazy, deranged fools…

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[More thoughts on “A Love Let­ter To God”…]

A. Most peo­ple work for the money. Most peo­ple wouldn’t do their jobs for free.
B. Most peo­ple hate their jobs.

But I’m not thin­king about “Most Peo­ple” right now. I’m thin­king about the small per­cen­tage of the popu­la­tion who want to love their work; who want to find mea­ning in their work… and are willing to work like hell to find out how.
Those crazy, deran­ged fools…
How do they manage to exist? How dare they exist!
Are you one of them? Just curious…
[Car­toon Title: “Good iPhone”]

February 16, 2009

a love letter to god, part two

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Dear God, I just want to say ‘Thanks’ for this brief life you have given me. I tried to do something mea­ning­ful with it. I really did. Thank You.

In Decem­ber, 2008, I pos­ted the pre­ce­ding stat­ment on my blog.
Since then, I’ve been pon­de­ring what I exactly I meant by it. What exactly did I mean by “mea­ning­ful”?
When we say “Mea­ning”, what are we actually tal­king about?
I have a few thoughts on the sub­ject.
[To Be Continued…]

February 13, 2009

the assimilated negro

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[Backs­tory…]

phoebe

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moleskine label

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[Moles­kine homepage.]

portal

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mind heart

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grey spaceship

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excites

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February 12, 2009

meta

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[Car­toon ins­pi­red by @jleslie’s recent Tweet etc.]

dream big. alpine, texas.


[Video: “Ska­ter”. Todd Elrod, har­mo­nica pla­yer with The Dood­lin’ Hog­wa­llops. Alpine, Texas.]
More thoughts on “Futile Mar­ke­ting”
1. In the last few weeks, with the help of Loren Feldman’s trusty video camera, we launched Stormhoek in Alpine, Texas, of all pla­ces. As I said ear­lier:

Re. Wine mar­ke­ting: Usually, when an impor­ted wine launches in the Sta­tes, a fami­liar pat­tern emer­ges. Hire New York or SF res­tau­rant for the eve­ning. Orga­nize wine tas­ting. Try to get the usual free­loa­ders, PR wannabe’s, and ran­dom warm bodies to attend. If a C-List celeb somehow turns up by some Miracle of God, become ecs­ta­tic. Send Press Release out to the usual sus­pects in the media. Watch Press Release be utterly dis­re­gar­ded by All & Sundry. Watch abso­lu­tely nothing hap­pen after­wards. Wit­ness the entire story disap­pea­ring into the dust­bin of his­tory within nano­se­conds. And so on.
So we at Stormhoek deci­ded to go in the exact oppo­site direc­tion, as far away from the Usual Sus­pects as pos­si­ble. “Hey, let’s launch in Alpine, Texas! Let’s see if we can get real West Texan cow­boys to like South Afri­can wine! It’s totally insane! It’s totally futile! It’s totally wrong! Let’s do it anyway!”

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[The offi­cial “Dream Big” t-shirt…]
2. Our cam­paign tagline is “Dream Big. Alpine, Texas”. Ins­pi­red by the back label on the Stormhoek bottle, of course.
3. I think you really need to “Dream Big” on some level to live out here in the high Texas desert, 400 miles West of Aus­tin. This is true whether you’re wor­king cons­truc­tion, wai­ting tables, teaching ele­men­tary school or launching a wine brand.
4. You may lovee the tagline, you may hate the tagline. Wha­te­ver. They seem to like it out here. A lot. That’s all that mat­ters.
5. We’re just going to con­cen­trate on mar­ke­ting the wine in Texas for the time being. Trying to do it natio­nally is just too much work. This country is way too big.
6. We’re star­ting in Alpine, then we’ll rip­ple out. Next is Marfa, Texas, then Marathon, Fort Davis, Ter­lin­gua, Pre­si­dio, Fort Stock­ton, San Angelo, Midland-Odessa, Del Rio… If that goes well, we’ll get ambi­tious. Ozona, Sanoma, Junc­tion, Har­per, Fre­de­ricks­berg… We’ll keep going till we hit the big­ger towns: Hous­ton, Aus­tin, Dallas/Fort Worth, Cor­pus Christi, El Paso, San Anto­nio, Ama­ri­llo…
7. Texans don’t drink a lot of South Afri­can Wine. They will by the time I’m done with them.
8. Dream Big. Alpine, Texas. Exactly.
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[Update:] Tal­king about this blog post on Twit­ter: “I’m either going to make this thing fuc­king work or die trying.” Yes.

February 10, 2009

real men 2.0

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Recently on Twit­ter, ins­pi­red by the great 1982 bes­tse­ller, “Real Men Don’t Eat Quiche”, I’ve been making a small, ran­dom list re. “The Beha­vior of Real Men in the Web 2.0 Gene­ra­tion”.
@rajtilak from Cal­cutta kindly com­pi­led the entire list and put it on his blog. Thanks, Rajtilak!

Real Men 2.0

1. Real Men don’t get defen­sive when they learn that not every­body sha­res their enthu­siasm for Apple pro­ducts.
2. Real Men don’t give a flying fuck what the busi­ness model is.
3. Real Men don’t spend 8 hours a day on Friend­feed, “because that’s where all the inte­res­ting con­ver­sa­tions are…”.
4. Real Men don’t throw a hissy fit when some A-Lister fails to reply to their unso­li­ci­ted, 6,000-word email.
5. Real Men don’t fan­ta­size about traf­fic spi­kes while they’re bea­ting off.
6. Real Men have sex more often than they get onto Tech­meme.
7. Real Men don’t blame their busi­ness fai­lu­res on blog­gers with more traf­fic than them.
8. Real Men don’t “Open Source” the lint in their navels.
9. Real Men don’t sigh like tee­na­gers while watching other men trying to make an honest living.
10. Real Men don’t “Follow all the inte­res­ting con­ver­sa­tions on Friend­feed” when they should be sch­tup­pin’ their wives.
11. Real Men don’t have to wipe off their key­board with a Klee­nex after every time they read a news story about Apple.
12. Real Men never pre­tend that their per­so­nal blog “belongs to my com­mu­nity”.
13. Real Men don’t Twit­ter while their girl­friends are giving them head.
14. Real Men never use use the phrase, “Inte­res­ting Con­ver­sa­tions” to jus­tify their lame-ass online addic­tion.
15. Real Men don’t blog about blog­ging.
16. Real Men like blow­jobs and beer, more than they like Face­book and Friend­feed.
17. Real Men don’t worry about whether Real Men use Twit­ter or not.
18. Real Men don’t give a rat’s ass if you pre­fer Linux over Win­dows.
19. Real Men actually spend time AWAY from their com­pu­ters.
20. Real Men don’t play “Armchair Quar­ter­back”.
21. Real Men don’t cry like school­girls every time another blog­ger starts making real money.
22. Real Men don’t con­fuse Clue­train with Reli­gion.
23. Real Men don’t link­bait.
24. Real Men don’t con­fuse “Get­ting men­tio­ned on Techc­runch” with “Having a real busi­ness model”.
25. Real Men don’t care if their story fails to make it onto Tech­meme.
26. Real Men don’t ask for sym­pathy fucks online.
27. Real Men don’t have to ask for cla­ri­fi­ca­tion on every detail, no mat­ter how tri­vial.
28. Real Men don’t care if it’s a Walled Gar­den.
29. Real Men don’t tweet REALLY OBVIOUS jokes that have already been twee­ted 6 – 8 times by other peo­ple in the last 2 minu­tes.
30. Real Men never say, “If it doesn’t have com­ments, it isn’t a real blog”.
31. Real Men don’t leave com­ments.
32. Real Men don’t wait over­night in line to get into the Apple Store.
33. Real Men don’t even know who Jerry Yang is.
34. Real Men don’t make it to the top of Tech­meme.
35. Real Men don’t use the phrase, “Qua­lity Con­tent”.
36. Real Men don’t care if your blog doesn’t have as much “Qua­lity Con­tent” as it used to.
37. Real Men don’t have “Per­so­nal Brands”.
38. Real Men do not con­fuse “A New Para­digm” with “Please give me your money”.
39. Real Men don’t “Open-Source” the name of their first­born.
40. Real Men don’t mea­sure their self-worth in terms of whuf­fie.
41. Real Men don’t con­fuse phra­ses like, “Real Men don’t have to worry about whether they’re being Real Men”, with actual, ori­gi­nal thought.

joy

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save fifty

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wikipedia moleskine

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[“Wiki­pe­dia Moles­kine”. Click on image to enlarge etc.]
Some­body recently com­mis­sio­ned me to draw them one of my Moles­ki­nes. The idea is to frame and mount it, like “Moles­kine 42″.
The guy has issues with Wiki­pe­dia. Long story.

i am a negro…

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[Car­toon dedi­ca­ted to one of my favo­rite New York blog­gers…]

February 8, 2009

people matter. objects don’t.

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[Car­toon ins­pi­red by this old blog post.…]

euphemism

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interview with harry, alpine, texas


“Futile Mar­ke­ting” at its finest, Folks…
Like I said ear­lier, ins­tead of launching this Stormhoek cam­paign in New York or wha­te­ver, we deci­ded to launch at Harry’s Tinaja, Alpine, Texas.
Last week Loren Feld­man was in town. Here he inter­views Harry. Rock on.

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you are

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the insanity

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not dead

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i want for nothing

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February 4, 2009

introducing futilemarketing.com

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I just bought the URL, www.futilemarketing.com.
I’m not plan­ning on tur­ning it into another web­site, nor am I pla­ning to launch a new busi­ness called “Futile Mar­ke­ting”. It’s just a name I very much wan­ted to own.
Why? Because “Futi­lity”, as a mar­ke­ting stra­tegy, is an idea that’s currently fas­ci­na­ting me.
Con­ven­tio­nal Wis­dom dic­ta­tes, if you’re trying to mar­ket something, the last thing you want your mar­ke­ting cam­paign to be is “An Act of Futi­lity”.
But… are you REALLY sure about that?
I was thin­king recently how most of the stuff I’m most proud of, star­ted off as acts of futi­lity.
–Dra­wing car­toons on the back of busi­ness cards star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Get­ting an English tai­lor to blog in the hope of selling more $5,000 suits star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Launching a natio­nal UK super­mar­ket wine via the blo­gosphere star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Get­ting Mic­ro­soft to re-think about who they are using nothing but a sin­gle car­toon star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Choo­sing a highly irri­ta­ting pup­pet to launch a major new French wine star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Con­vin­cing one of the most res­pec­ted publishers in the world to turn a blog post into a hard­co­ver book star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
Get­ting West Texas cow­boys to start drin­king South Afri­can wine star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
And if you think about it, the world is full of other, simi­lar exam­ples.
–Get­ting peo­ple to pay $4 for a cup of cof­fee star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Get­ting peo­ple to give up their hor­ses en masse in exchange for an inter­nal com­bus­tion engine star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Get­ting peo­ple to pay for soft­ware without any hard­ware attached to it star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Buil­ding a multi-million dollar cot­tage industry using nothing but blog adver­ti­sing star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Wri­ting a children’s book about wizards in an Edin­burgh cof­fee shop star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Trying to halt the Nazi inva­sion using nothing but Spit­fi­res star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Stop­ping the lar­gest army the world had ever seen with just a small pha­lanx of 300 Spar­tans star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Trying to blow up the Death Star using nothing but thirty X-Wing figh­ters star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
–Con­vin­cing the USA to elect an African-American as their Pre­si­dent star­ted off as an act of futi­lity.
Are you thin­king what I’m thinking…?

about the blue monster tattoo guy losing his job at microsoft…

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A few peo­ple have pin­ged me about this story over the last cou­ple of days, so I guess a blog post was in order.
A cou­ple of years ago, I drew the Mic­ro­soft Blue Mons­ter car­toon. It star­ted taking on a life of its own inside Mic­ro­soft.
Then back in July I blog­ged about how one Mic­ro­soft emplo­yee, Dan Wood­man, liked the idea so much, he went and got him­self a Blue Mons­ter Tat­too. As Dan said him­self,

While I can never for­get how much I love this com­pany and all of the great things we do, I wan­ted a daily remin­der of the fact that I, as a Mic­ro­sof­tie, need to change the world every sin­gle day. That is why, as part of MGX this year, I deci­ded to fully embrace the Blue Mons­ter and all it stands for. That is my very own Blue Mons­ter tat­too (and yes, he is real!). He’s there to make sure I don’t for­get why I am here and what it is that I am doing — chan­ging the world.

The a cou­ple of days ago the story breaks that Dan has just been laid off from Mic­ro­soft. The job is gone, the tat­too remains etc. As the song goes, “Isn’t it iro­nic”.
Dan talks about here:

One of the ques­tions I have been hea­ring often invol­ves my very first blog post on this site– “What about the Blue Mons­ter?” The truth is, I haven’t regret­ted that tat­too since I got it and now is no excep­tion. The Blue Mons­ter is sta­ying. :)
Wor­king at Mic­ro­soft has been the grea­test expe­rience of my life and I have no desire to for­get about it. And even if I don’t get back into Mic­ro­soft right away (which is, by the way, my plan!), then I have a remin­der that even outside of Mic­ro­soft, I need to do my best to change the world every sin­gle day.

So being the car­too­nist who spaw­ned the Blue Mons­ter, how do I feel about it?
Well, I don’t know Dan per­so­nally, but at the time I con­si­de­red it a great honor that he would regard my work highly enough to tat­too him­self with it, even if I would never be totally com­for­ta­ble with that kind of res­pon­si­bi­lity. But I guess that’s the price you pay for put­ting your work out there. It’s like being a songw­ri­ter, and then rea­ding in the natio­nal media that some tee­na­ger in Iowa killed him­self while lis­te­ning to your album. That doesn’t make you an acces­sory to mur­der. Art has a life of its own.
And yeah, get­ting laid off is always a risk, with or without a com­pany tat­too to call your own. Wel­come to rea­lity.
Secondly, just because Dan doesn’t work for Mic­ro­soft Corp any more, doesn’t mean he’s no lon­ger part of the gran­der cause he sig­ned up for, for the kind of change he wants to help make. Mic­ro­soft is a huge com­pany, but it’s dwar­fed in com­pa­ri­son by the size of their Part­ner Group ecosys­tem. I ima­gine Dan could easily end up somewhere in there, wor­king away quite hap­pily and pro­duc­ti­vely for the same cause.
And why not? I have a friend who was laid off from Mic­ro­soft last year, and guess what? She still dri­ves to the Red­mond cam­pus every day. Only this time she’s the emplo­yee of an outside con­trac­tor, not Mic­ro­soft, but the type of work that she’s doing, and the peo­ple she’s wor­king with inside Mic­ro­soft, really hasn’t chan­ged too much. The lines that sepa­rate “inter­nal” and “exter­nal” are very blurry, com­pa­red to even half a gene­ra­tion ago.
Thirdly, the Blue Mons­ter was never about Dan’s paycheck. It was about an idea. I’ve been saying this for years: All a pro­duct is, all a com­pany is, is an an “Idea Ampli­fier”. Pro­ducts don’t excite us. Human poten­tial exci­tes us.
i.e. “Peo­ple mat­ter. Objects don’t.“
Good luck to you, Dan. Good luck with your next adven­ture, and good luck with your new blog. Rock. On. And Thanks!

February 2, 2009

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[Batt­les­tar Galac­tica has retur­ned to Hulu. I’m so happy!]

the adventure has begun…

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[A video still of the “Dream Big” T-shirt, from Loren’s camera.
Loren Feld­man left Alpine, Texas this mor­ning, hea­ding home after a week in town shoo­ting videos.
The Stormhoek party was a great suc­cess. Peo­ple really liked the t-shirts– it see­med to reso­nate. We prin­ted up about 40 shirts– they were gone quickly. Most gra­tif­ying for me was how well the recei­ved the Stormhoek was.
“Damn good wine,” I heard more than once.
The owner of the big­gest liquor store in town told me, “You may be on to something here.“
Loren has hours and hours of foo­tage. Expect to see it online over the next few weeks– but that’s his depart­ment.
The first time I tried mar­ke­ting Stormhoek, I did it mostly online, get­ting my fellow blog­gers to help spread the word. This time it’ll be mostly offline. Me reaching out to real peo­ple here in West Texas etc. Trying to keep the whole thing inte­res­ting and mea­ning­ful.
If we can get West Texas nai­led, we can get the rest of Texas nai­led. And if we can get Texas nai­led, ditto with the rest of the country.
The adven­ture has begun…