November 15, 2008

so what’s a crazy-ass cartoonist in alpine, texas going to do about dell, anyway?

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[“Edges 6″. Part of The Edges Series. Click on image to enlarge etc.]
I’ve spent a lot of time in the last few days thin­king about Dell Com­pu­ters, a tech hard­ware com­pany from Round Rock, Texas. Here are some notes:
1. When I deve­lo­ped The Blue Mons­ter idea for Mic­ro­soft, a wee voice told me there was a busi­ness model in there somewhere. Some kind of post-advertising, Purpose-Idea, social-object, marketing-disruption kind of thing. Something that would scale, something one could turn into a little cot­tage industry, crea­ting TONS of value for the frac­tion of the cost of the tra­di­tio­nal adver­ti­sing agency model. Dell liked the idea, and let me have a mee­ting with them. Since then I’ve been having this little back-and-forth with them, trying to get know the com­pany bet­ter, trying to figure out an “Angle of Align­ment” with them that would hope­fully allow me to create something inte­res­ting.
2. So far it’s been a great expe­rience. Wor­king mostly with Richard and Lio­nel, they’ve been intro­du­cing me to tons of peo­ple, while I’ve been trying to get my head around the com­pany– what they do and why they do it.
3.Though I find it a bit sim­plis­tic [nor do I agree with much of it], I love this article from Fake Steve Jobs, “Why Dell Won’t Bounce Back“

Bot­tom line is this: the only inno­va­tions worth making are the ones invol­ving pro­duct ideas and pro­duct design. I mean, Duh. Right? It’s pretty obvious. What’s ama­zing to me is how few com­pa­nies actually seem to rea­lize it. To sus­tain an edge in any mar­ket you must make bet­ter pro­ducts than your com­pe­ti­tors, con­sis­tently, over and over and over again. Just making the same pro­ducts as ever­yone else but taking a little fric­tion out of the sys­tem can give you an advan­tage, but only a tem­po­rary one.

The article basi­cally lines up all the most obvious cha­llen­ges Dell faces. Like I said a while ago, I see Dell’s cha­llen­ges fall into four main cate­go­ries:

i. Evo­lu­tion of cus­to­mer ser­vice. Sure, they have a ways to go. Then again, don’t we all etc. They’ve cer­tainly come a long way since Jeff Jar­vis and the whole “Dell Hell” epi­sode, which gives me rea­sons to be cheer­ful.
ii. Design. Ten years ago, I didn’t own a com­pu­ter. I really didn’t. The com­pany I wor­ked for gave me one– a Mac desk­top. The inter­net was still rela­ti­vely still in its infancy back then, so besi­des using Word to do my job, sen­ding emails, and sur­fing the net occa­sio­nally, I didn’t really have a lot of use for it. Now I can’t ima­gine life without my lap­top.
To use a Real Estate alle­gory: When your com­pany sets you up with a tem­po­rary accom­mo­da­tion in a new town, you don’t really mind too much that it’s Embassy Sui­tes. It ser­ves a func­tion. But let’s say you’re loo­king for a new house for you and your spouse and young chil­dren to move into, your needs become A LOT more exac­ting. Not to men­tion, a lot more expen­sive in terms of both square foo­tage and decor. There’s a rea­son why com­mer­cial real estate tends to be chea­per than resi­den­tial etc.
More and more peo­ple are using their own com­pu­ters to do their work. Their “Own Homes” for their data, as it were. Dell has long been been in the “Tem­po­rary Accom­mo­da­tion” busi­ness, for other people’s data. And now as the mar­ket chan­ges, they’re having to make the move from buil­ding “Embassy Sui­tes”, to buil­ding actual “Pri­vate Dwe­llings”. There’s a con­tex­tual headshift to work through. And it won’t hap­pen over­night– it’s a big com­pany.
iii. India & China. In 2007 for the first time, Dell made more money from outside the USA than from inside it. 50.2% vs 49.8%, I believe are the figu­res. The ques­tion is not about how one get more busi­ness from the West Coast, Mac-using hips­ter crowd. The big ques­tion is, how do you get tech­no­logy into the hands of peo­ple who THIS SIMPLY WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN AN OPTION FOR, even a cou­ple of years ago?
iv. Cul­ture. To me this is the big­gest issue of the four. You can’t thrill your cus­to­mers until you thrill your­self first. Let’s face it, a big part of the Dell sch­tick is built around pro­ces­ses– sales, manu­fac­tu­ring, con­tro­lling costs and all that lovely, cor­po­rate back-office stuff. That’s fair enough, most big com­pa­nies ope­rate like this. I would very much like to know, what per­cen­tage of Dell emplo­yees feel “This is just a paycheck”, ver­sus how many feel, “Dam­mit, we’re fric­kin’ chan­ging the world here”…?

4. Some­body at Dell once desc­ri­bed his emplo­yer as “Ordi­nary peo­ple doing extraor­di­nary things.” Though my granny always told me that it’s good to remain hum­ble, and to a large extent, I do agree with that sen­ti­ment, I did scratch my head a wee bit at that one. Does Mic­ro­soft see them­sel­ves as “ordi­nary”? Does Apple? I doubt that they do.
5. Though it’s still early days, I think Michael Dell coming back from reti­re­ment to cap­tain the com­pany [like Steve Jobs did at Apple] is a big deal. I think the effects are only just begin­ning to show them­sel­ves. Per­so­nally, I’m glad to have him there.
6. Part of my moti­va­tion for wor­king with Dell is sim­ple patrio­tism. For 20 million Texans to pros­per long-term, we need large, world-class crea­tive powerhou­ses. Same as every other state in the Union, same with every other nation on Earth. We’ve done the effi­ciency thing for three hun­dred years, and have got­ten quite good at it. Like I said in my talk at Star­tu­pEm­pire the other day, the future of wealth is now all about “Crea­ti­vity”. Embrace it, or die.
7. They’re called PCs, they’re not called BCs. They’re called per­so­nal com­pu­ters, not busi­ness com­pu­ters. That being said, the demands of an affluent, crea­tive Ame­ri­can are dif­fe­rent from the needs of an IT mana­ger in a large wid­get fac­tory. As the lines that sepa­rate busi­ness and per­so­nal get ever more blurry, I see all major com­pu­ter com­pa­nies [inc­lu­ding Gosh! Yes! Apple!] strug­gle to bridge the gap.
8. I asked some­body at Dell what she thought made the com­pany so spe­cial, what sepa­ra­ted it from the others. “Basi­cally, we’re tena­cious sons-of-bitches,” she said. Good ans­wer! As I spoke to more and more Dell folk during my many visits to their Round Rock cam­pus in the last 6 months, this “tena­city” star­ted to become easier and easier to sense. I find that encou­ra­ging.
9. The Edges car­toon series came directly out of my tal­king with Dell. They spent the last 20 years “pushing the edges” of manu­fac­tu­ring, supply, dis­tri­bu­tion and pri­cing [and the world, frankly, would be a lot poo­rer had they not done so]. Where else can they push out­wards? Design? Cus­to­mer Ser­vice? I have no idea. Only they can ans­wer that. [Note to Dell Emplo­yees: If you can shed any light on this ques­tion, I want to talk to you. Please feel free to ping me at gapingvoid@gmail.com, Thanks.]
10. “Live on the edges or not at all” are pretty empty words, unless you can actually live by them. Har­der than it looks. Maybe “Live on The Edges” is the right choice of words to arti­cu­late Dell’s Purpose-Idea, maybe it isn’t. At the very least, it’ll start a con­ver­sa­tion inter­nally, maybe exter­nally as well. I don’t really care at the moment. All I’m trying to do is get my head one step clo­ser to unders­tan­ding the collec­tive drive of the com­pany. And I don’t mind fai­ling a few times in order to get there.
11. Trying to create a “Blue Mons­ter” for any com­pany, be it Mic­ro­soft, Dell, or whoe­ver, is basi­cally an act of futi­lity. That’s what makes it inte­res­ting. That’s what makes it poten­tially power­ful. That’s what makes me love doing it.
[Backs­tory: “Blue Mons­ter: Why Social Objects Are The Future Of Mar­ke­ting”]
[Writ­ten at Harry’s Tinaja, Alpine, Texas.]

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20 Responses to “so what’s a crazy-ass cartoonist in alpine, texas going to do about dell, anyway?”

  1. crawford says:

    The one (1) thing!
    Wishing you good luck and good hunting.

  2. Damon says:

    I have about 20 dell com­pu­ters sit­ting in my clo­set and I use two mac’s. It’s not because of design necessarily…but because of soft­ware. I was tired of how slow they were and how many times they crashed. Very unreliable…even for basic func­tions like sur­fing the inter­net at times. It’s not a cool fac­tor for me, it’s a frus­tra­tion fac­tor. I hate hating my com­pu­ter. I want to love it. Smooth func­tio­ning soft­ware does that, not design or crea­ti­vity.
    Dell focu­ses on back end office effi­cien­cies because they don’t do the front end work. That is Microsoft’s job. It’s hard to make a box and a moni­tor cool that runs on bad soft­ware.
    If I want to buy a Mic­ro­soft based PC, I will buy a Dell. The pro­blem is I don’t want to buy a Mic­ro­soft based PC. I will gua­ran­tee Dell’s sales will go up when Mic­ro­soft does a bet­ter job with their software.

  3. Simon says:

    “You can’t thrill your cus­to­mers until you thrill your­self first” — love it.
    Patrio­tism is an inte­res­ting moti­va­tor but if that is the gene­ra­tor for your pride in an orga­ni­sa­tion then it is just as rea­so­na­ble as anything else

  4. I have no idea whether my move to Mac was pushed by MS or by Dell, nor do I care. Deep down, I resent the hype and over­pri­cing by Apple; howe­ver, I could no lon­ger work on a com­pu­ter that wound down slowly to a crash nearly every time I used it. I got real tired of rea­king the flow of work every 2 minu­tes to Save and STILL being on the MS site weekly for some or other patch or fix.

  5. RIck Julian says:

    This task of chan­ne­ling a company’s purpose/master idea/soul/core con­cept etc. is, as you sug­ges­ted, an act of futi­lity. Espe­cially, if we require of our­sel­ves that we “create” it.
    My sense of the pro­cess has evol­ved over the years to the point where I inform clients that we don’t really create core con­cepts, we *unco­ver* them – like dig­ging for nug­gets of gold by asking the right ques­tions, then lis­te­ning atten­ti­vely enough to recog­nize when they’ve been spo­ken – often by the most unex­pec­ted peo­ple.
    I’ve tried to dis­ci­pline our bran­ding agency not to invent, and ins­tead, to *iden­tify* and in doing so believe we’re hel­ping our clients com­mu­ni­cate much more authen­ti­cally. I’m always remin­ding myself and our teams that we aren’t the experts as it rela­tes to our clients’ busi­ness and their essen­tial natu­res; our clients are. The true crea­ti­vity of our work is to use our talents to ena­ble clients to com­mu­ni­cate their truths as effec­ti­vely and memo­rably as pos­si­ble.
    Good luck with Dell. They’re lucky to have you.

  6. John Dodds says:

    Illu­sio­nists thrill their audience all the time without neces­sa­rily being thri­lled them­sel­ves. But many of them become noto­riously jaded. The key is to find an audience you can thrill in a way that ulti­ma­tely beco­mes thri­lling to you.
    For­get trying to thrill the unth­ri­lla­ble (the West Coast hips­ter crowd for exam­ple), it’s your capi­ta­li­sed phrase that reso­na­ted with me. Get­ting tech­no­logy into the hands of those without it will unques­tio­nably thrill them and the poten­tial that act can unleash can­not fail to be thri­lling to even the most jaded among us.

  7. hugh macleod says:

    Hey Bar­bara,
    Actually, my Dell Mini crashes a lot less than my Mac­Book, though to be fair, I hardly run anything on it, except Mozi­lla Fire­fox.
    I hear what you’re saying; I’m more inte­res­ted in how we can help make Dell a bet­ter com­pany, rather than arti­cu­la­ting what’s wrong with them.
    The one thing I will say is, they DO lis­ten, espe­cially to blog­gers. More than any com­pany I’ve ever wor­ked with.
    Rick Julian, I agree. Blue Mons­ters don’t “create” anything new. At the very most, all they can do is shed light on what’s already there.
    I can arti­cu­late pas­sion with a Blue Mons­ter, I can­not create it for them.

  8. Ben Tremblay says:

    “Embrace it, or die.“
    And with M$ it was “Something else, or die.“
    “With me or against me” is moc­ked when it comes from Dubya, but rewar­ded in all its sha­pes other­wise, espe­cially when it’s dra­ped with yup­pie bab­ble about bet­ter world and patrio­tism.
    NB: nobody said being corrup­ted makes a per­son stupid.

  9. Tom Basham says:

    Inte­res­ting post Hugh, I enjoy hea­ring about your expe­rien­ces at Dell, its funny how many seem to match life in other big com­pa­nies. I guess everyone’s in the world chan­ging game to some extent or another.
    I thought your 7th point was a good one, that balance bet­ween busi­ness and per­so­nal com­pu­ting is something that I see coming up more and more, and not many peo­ple are get­ting it right — it’s actually promp­ted me to post some thoughts of my own.

  10. bonnieL says:

    Hugh, you’re not crazy-assed — you’re color­ful.
    bonnieL

  11. James Gross says:

    Hugh–
    Great post about a com­pany that is impor­tant to a lot of us. So great to have you wor­king with them.
    James

  12. James Gross says:

    Hugh–
    Great post about a com­pany that is impor­tant to a lot of us. So great to have you wor­king with them.
    James

  13. Joe Harris says:

    For what it’s worth I’d like to see Dell break down the barriers in the Win­dows world. Why do we have to have just one ‘offi­cial” Win­dows? I’d like to see a “Vista for Dell” or something that has a dis­tinct look and feel, and that comes with a whole bunch of inte­gra­ted, Dell spe­ci­fic apps.
    MS are pre­ven­ted from bund­ling much, but Dell could do this quite easily (and base it on open source ;-) . Mic­ro­soft need to get some momen­tum back and Dell is a huge OEM.
    If they got even half­way to level of inte­gra­tion and “just works” that Apple has it would surely be a big win.

  14. Joe Harris says:

    For what it’s worth I’d like to see Dell break down the barriers in the Win­dows world. Why do we have to have just one ‘offi­cial” Win­dows? I’d like to see a “Vista for Dell” or something that has a dis­tinct look and feel, and that comes with a whole bunch of inte­gra­ted, Dell spe­ci­fic apps.
    MS are pre­ven­ted from bund­ling much, but Dell could do this quite easily (and base it on open source ;-) . Mic­ro­soft need to get some momen­tum back and Dell is a huge OEM.
    If they got even half­way to level of inte­gra­tion and “just works” that Apple has it would surely be a big win.

  15. Linda says:

    The fan­tas­tic years to come! We’ve not even scratched the sur­face yet

  16. Mike Krus says:

    With it’s sto­res & geniu­ses, Apple can pro­vide a level a sup­port that DELL can­not match, not at a per­so­nal level.

  17. KAPITEL says:

    What‘s the pur­pose idea?
    It should be point 3.iii.
    …trying to sell dull grey boxes to disin­te­res­ted wes­ter­ners or perhaps moving some exci­ting grey boxes to the mar­gi­na­li­sed  — africa et al?
    about time all busi­ness was con­duc­ted for the bene­fit of the many not the elite few.

  18. Hi Hugh,
    Enjo­yed rea­ding your thoughts and seeing how the jour­ney for you and dis­cus­sions we have had are star­ting to crys­ta­llize.
    Here is an addi­tio­nal thought.…Dell’s direct busi­ness model has often been asso­cia­ted with manu­fac­tu­ring effi­cien­cies and pro­ces­ses and/or “mass cus­to­mi­za­tion”.
    Per­so­nally, I believe that the Dell’s direct model is about more than effi­cien­cies and cus­to­mi­za­tion. Its also very much about Dell having direct connections/relationships with cus­to­mers. This is often over­loo­ked.
    Even as we grow dis­tri­bu­tion through retail and chan­nel rela­tionships, grow in new mar­kets, those direct con­nec­tions bet­ween Dell and cus­to­mers (inc­lu­ding our chan­nel part­ners and retai­lers as cus­to­mers) under­pins who we are and is part of what Dell is all about. That direct con­nec­tion with cus­to­mers con­tri­bu­ted to the impe­tus for much our invol­ve­ment with blogs, Ideas­torm, Twitter…and so much more.
    As you note we cons­tantly seek to improve the cus­to­mer ser­vice ele­ment, just as we can always improve our ove­rall relationship/connection with cus­to­mers. No rela­tionship that I know of is per­fect.
    I think its the sign of a good busi­ness that always wants to get better…especially a young com­pany like Dell. At 20+ years, the cru­cial thing for any per­son or com­pany is do you con­ti­nually learn; get bet­ter and grow.…as you mature.
    Some addi­tio­nal thoughts to the points you raise. Ill likely have more tomo­rrow :-)

  19. Darcy Moen says:

    Hey Hugh, I just may end up using your car­toon of the day (today)(if you hold me to stan­dards that you can­not meet your­self, you shall earn my dis­fa­vor). Pretty much sums up our envi­ron­men­tal rela­tionship with them to a T. Hope your con­ver­sa­tions fare better.

  20. When I was mana­ging one of the big 3 US dis­tri­bu­tors’ Mic­ro­soft biz, your blue mons­ter ser­ved as my department’s flag. (Lite­rally.) It was by far the best con­ver­sa­tion star­ter in our arse­nal. It also set the tone of every con­ver­sa­tion we had with cus­to­mers and gave us a clear sense of pur­pose. I loved that thing.
    “Change the world or go home.” It doesn’t get any bet­ter than that.