Archive for March, 2008

March 23, 2008

“social gestures beget social objects”


When I was last in San Fran­cisco a few weeks ago, my good friend, Shel Israel inter­vie­wed me, as part of his new FastCompany.com gig. We tal­ked about “Social Objects”, with a heavy empha­sis on “Social Mar­kers”. It was a fun time. Thanks for the oppor­tu­nity, Shel!

more notes from west texas 2

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[Cathe­dral Moun­tain, 6,122ft. Pic­ture taken bu my father, about 20 miles South of Alpine, Texas.]
It’s been just over a week since I got back to Alpine after SXSW Inte­rac­tive. Here are some ran­dom notes.
1. I’ve not much to report, to be honest. I’ve deli­be­ra­tely been living as slowly and quietly as pos­si­ble. I think a lot of us are still reco­ve­ring from SXSW.
2. I have no idea how long I will stay in Alpine. All that I know is that I don’t want to leave right now. I have no plans of going anywhere else, except on busi­ness.
3. It looks like I found me an office. Sul Ross [the local uni­ver­sity] rents out some office units as part of some sort of “Entre­pre­neur Cen­ter” pro­gram that they’re run­ning. Fax, pho­to­co­pier, all that good stuff. Cost: about $150 dollars a month.
4. Hou­sing is not a pro­blem, either. I was sta­ying with my dad and step­mom, but recently I moved into a cheap and cheer­ful motel. Hotels, Motels and ren­ted pla­ces go for bet­ween $500 and $1000 a month, which after Lon­don and New York, is not something that worries me too much. Hou­sing pri­ces are about $80-$150K, which again, com­pa­red to what I was used to seeing in Europe, is pea­nuts.
5. If I decide to stay for a long time, I’ll need to buy me a car. I’m thin­king a used pic­kup truck, the kind that runs fore­ver. The local clas­si­fied ads are awash with them. In the mean­time, I just pla­ced an order for a new Raleigh from the local bike shop. The town is pretty flat, and only two miles at its widest, so get­ting around isn’t much of a pro­blem.
6. Dad and I had a fun time a few days ago, dri­ving up to Odessa, Texas, 140 North East of here. He had a doctor’s appoint­ment up at the Medi­cal Cen­tre there, and I had to go to the Social Secu­rity office to get me a new copy of my Social Secu­rity card, in order that I could reapply for my old Texas driver’s license. Inc­lu­ding the wait in line, I was in and out of the office inside ten minu­tes, I kid you not. Could you ima­gine how long that would have taken had I been in New York, Lon­don, or Paris?
7. About thirty miles North of Alpine you start lea­ving the moun­tains and start ente­ring the cot­ton fields. Flat lands­ca­pes that seem to go on fore­ver, inte­rrup­ted only by tele­graph poles. They’re gro­wing some cot­ton up there, but a lot of the field are not being currently used– the current high price of oil makes run­ning the irri­ga­tion machi­nery prohi­bi­tive. A bit further North and you start ente­ring oil country ands the Odessa envi­rons. Oil Derrecks, Pump­jacks, and lots of semi-ghost town with disu­sed mobile homes and spare parts lying around the place. It takes a lot more peo­ple to set up the oil fields than it takes to main­tain them, so aban­do­ned dwe­llings are a pretty com­mon sight.
8. Up in this part of the world [50 – 100 miles North of Alpine] the one thing you don’t see is a lot of cattle. There simply isn’t enough water for them in those parts, so I’m told.
9. Once you enter oil country you are imme­dia­tely hit by the rather unplea­sant smell of the oil and gas fields. The locals like the smell, though. “Smells like money,” as they like to say.
10. There’s not much I can tell you about Odessa. On first impres­sion, it’s not a pretty place. About 100,000 peo­ple. Pick-up trucks, Strip malls, bun­ga­lows, oil industry stuff and little else. The afo­re­men­tio­ned medi­cal cen­ter and the current high price of oil seem to be the main eco­no­mic engine.
11. We never made it to Mid­land, the next town over from Odessa, about 30 miles East. That’s where George W. Bush calls home. I’m told it’s not too dif­fe­rent from Odessa, only a bit more ups­cale; Gene­rally it’s regar­ded as the nicer town of the two. This is where you catch a plane if you’re hea­ding East, from Midland-Odessa air­port. If you’re hea­ding to the West Coast from Alpine, you fly out of El Paso.
12. While Dad went for his doctor’s appoint­ment, after I had got­ten my Social Secu­rity busi­ness sett­led, to my delight I found a Star­bucks only a block or two away. So I orde­red my usual Grande Latte, hoo­ked up my com­pu­ter to the inter­net and ente­red the same world I enter when I’m in Alpine, New York or Lon­don. The inter­net has become the great leve­ler for me.
13. Though hardly the most authen­tic place in the world, if you want cheap and cheer­ful Ita­lian cui­sine in Odessa, you could do a lot worse than go to Corino’s. The peo­ple there are pretty friendly.
14. My inten­tion is, once I get sett­led [Place to live, office, car, driver’s license etc], my plan is to go into over­drive for a cou­ple of months. I have a lot of work nee­ding done.
15. Happy Eas­ter, Everybody!

March 16, 2008

cartoon archive, redirect

Mea Culpa. Something scre­wed up with the code, inco­rrectly lin­king to this page. If you’re loo­king for the Car­toon Archive, please go here, Thanks.

March 15, 2008

hugh & the rabbi, episode 3

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[LISTEN TO PODCAST HERE.]
John­nie, Mark and Rabbi Pinny all gathe­red for our semi-regular pod­cast. It was so far my favo­rite show, by a long shot. I think we’re slowly get­ting the hang of it. Rock on.
The Show Notes:
The con­ver­sa­tion begins with a docu­ment from 2002 that Mark e-mailed us all, entit­led “Beyond Sel­fish­ness”. So why did he send it to us?
1.10 Mark: I was recom­men­ded this docu­ment a few years ago by a client, and I found it really expres­sed pas­sio­na­tely the ideas I was star­ting to have, about where we were going wrong with Capi­ta­lism.
1.45 Mark: The docu­ment con­tra­dic­ted cer­tain very com­mon ideas in busi­ness– “The Heroic Mana­ger”, or “Sha­rehol­ders are the only peo­ple who mat­ter in a busi­ness” etc.
2.18 Pinny: The docu­ment reflects something much lar­ger going on in our times: The ever-growing need and demand for peo­ple, espe­cially lea­ders, to be more “trans­pa­rent” and “acces­si­ble”.
3.15 Hugh asks the ques­tion: Do y’all see this hap­pe­ning all over in real life, or is this something most of us are just paying lip ser­vice to?
3.40 Pinny: It’s something that really star­ted with the inter­net com­pa­nies, but sprea­ding out­wards. Men­tions Mark Zuc­ker­berg: Some­body worth $15billion yet still shows up for work wea­ring no socks.” The big com­pa­nies will still stay the same, but the change will come from the newer, youn­ger com­pa­nies.
4.30 Hugh talks about a con­ver­sa­tion he had with a few peo­ple inside Mic­ro­soft– how there’s a gene­ra­tion gap gro­wing within the com­pany, bet­ween the Old Guard, and the new gene­ra­tion of Mic­ro­sof­ties, who see their com­pany in much more open, orga­nic terms.
5.45 John­nie talks about how all these “Web 2.0” tools [that simply were not avai­la­ble 10 years ago] allow peo­ple to con­duct busi­ness on a far more orga­nic, natu­ral and HUMAN man­ner, in a nim­ble and agile way that big com­pa­nies simply will not be able to com­pete with. “The Revo­lu­tion will not be tele­vi­sed, because it’s already hap­pe­ning around us.”
8.00 Pinny: The inter­net allows human beings to “Tap into the Infi­nite”.
9.15 Hugh: I’ll always go back to Euan Semple’s com­ment: “What makes the inter­net inte­res­ting is Love.”
9.30 Mark: The inter­net is about peo­ple, not tech­no­logy, not machi­nes. Howe­ver the “machine” is the abi­ding metaphor for busi­ness and govern­ment.
11.00 Hugh asks Pinny: Being a guy who has a large busi­ness, how do you balance the need to “Grasp The Infi­nite” with the more pro­saic rea­li­ties of run­ning a busi­ness– mee­ting pay­roll, paying sup­pliers etc etc.
11.30 Pinny: The way to make the balance to unders­tand what the “Pur­pose” of the busi­ness is, and then make sure the wheels under­neath are run­ning.
12.30 Pinny tells a great story about “The Fif­teen Hats”, when he, his brother and two others first star­ted the com­pany. They lite­rally put ele­ven hats on the table, each one labe­lled with one of the ele­ven exe­cu­tive job tit­les, and then they sha­red the hats out amongst them­sel­ves. Now Pinny’s com­pany has 100 emplo­yees, ergo “100 Hats”. In 8 years, their com­pany has never had one per­son quit. Which for an inter­net com­pany, is a “pretty big deal”.
13.50 Mark: Every man­ger would LOVE to have their emplo­yees loving their work, love coming into work, but simply won’t have this by trea­ting peo­ple like “num­bers” or a “piece of resource”.
14.20 John­nie: How we’re sadd­led with this idea of “Homo Eco­no­mi­cus”. If we’re not going to buy into the “Ratio­nal Man” model, then we have to get used to tal­king about con­cepts like “Love” and “The Infi­nite”.
15.45 Pinny: I believe the com­pa­nies that “get this mes­sage across” are going to be the ones that will suc­ceed.
16.25 Hugh asks John­nie: So when we’re tal­king about things like “Love” and what­not, how do you edu­cate your big cor­po­rate clients with all this stuff?
17.00 John­nie: I remain opti­mis­tic. Most peo­ple who work at a com­pany know the com­pany works not because of their rigid models, but people’s willing ness to work around those models. Most peo­ple are “just one inter­ven­tion away” from a more human rela­tionship with the com­pany.
18.30 Hugh talks about The Blue Mons­ter, and how it came about. “I didn’t invent something for them to believe, a-la mis­sion sta­te­ment, I just arti­cu­la­ted a belief that was already there.”
20.45 Mark talks about wor­king with a client of his, a large TV com­pany. How he got them to arti­cu­late a sha­red sense of pur­pose, rather than a “mis­sion sta­te­ment”.
22.00 Hugh: If you look at all the great brands that have emer­ged in the last 2 deca­des [Nike, Starbuck’s etc], one thing they have in com­mon: They’re all GREAT at “arti­cu­la­ting belief”.
22.30 Mark: A lot of the current mar­ke­ting sch­tick is about impo­sing something that isn’t there. Which what makes so much of it false, sha­llow and objec­tio­na­ble in the real world. Maybe the job of mar­ke­ters in the future will be to “arti­cu­late what’s already there”.
23.00 Hugh talks about wor­king on the McDonald’s adver­ti­sing account in 1997. “Stay Hungry”. Conc­lu­sion: The stuff that makes com­pa­nies inte­res­ting is the same stuff that makes the Bible, the Torah and the Iliad inte­res­ting.
27.00 Pinny: When a com­pany grows, the thing they must remem­ber is the beliefs they had that got them there in the first place. Not always an easy thing to do.
28.00 Mark talks about the disas­ter of Qua­ker Oats buying the Snap­ple brand. The got into serious trou­ble because “They didn’t know how to handle a com­pany built on belief”.
31.00 Mark: The mar­ke­ting myth of “Best Prac­ti­ces”.
31.45 Pinny tells a great story about one of his favo­rite mar­ke­ting cam­paigns. Adver­ti­sing for Zap­pos Shoes, inside the plas­tic buc­kets they use in Ame­ri­can air­port secu­rity, of all pla­ces.
33.00 Hugh talks about being a Jeff Buc­kley fan­boy re. Play­ful­ness and vir­tuo­sity– a power­ful combo– in mar­ke­ting, as much as in music etc.
35.30 Hugh talks about “Inno­cent Drinks”, a brand that comes up pretty much in 90% of all Bri­tish bran­ding con­ver­sa­tions. “Minor Inter­ven­tions of Hap­pi­ness”.
36.50 Pinny talks about “The A-Ha! Moment” in all very suc­cess­ful [and very unsuc­cess­ful] mar­ke­ting cam­paigns.
37.15 John­nie: “The Tyranny of Big Ideas”. Tal­king about Improv Thea­tre: “When you try to take too much con­trol, you take away the huma­nity from the pro­cess.”
38.50 Pinny: “There are no Big Ideas. There are only Little Ideas.”
40.43 [FINIS]
[LISTEN TO PODCAST HERE.]

March 13, 2008

english cut documentary


Just before Christ­mas, the groovy cats at Bor­der TV made a half-hour docu­men­tary of my fre­quent partner-in-crime, Savile Row tai­lor, Tho­mas Mahon. [The full Goo­gle video page is here.]
Cum­bria for me seems a long way away from Alpine, Texas at the moment. Nonethe­less, seeing Tho­mas in his ele­ment [Take it from me– they did a really splen­did job of cap­tu­ring his sch­tick] made me feel so proud to be part of the adven­ture. I highly urge you to give it a watch. Look for me making a cameo appea­rance during the din­ner party in the second half. Rock on.
[Bonus:] I kid you not: One of the best Ladies’ tai­lors IN THE WORLD is currently in NYNY till March 18th. Hurrah!

every schoolchild

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[Car­toon acqui­red by Andy Kauf­man at SXSWi 2008.]

the quiet life of a writer yak yak yak

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I was an English major back in college. From the age of nine­teen, for over a decade I devou­red books. Thou­sands of them. And I always liked hea­ring the true-life sto­ries about the authors who pen­ned them.
I remem­ber well, hea­ring all about two of my favo­rite wri­ters, Heming­way and Graham Greene.
Though their books were very dif­fe­rent from each other’s, their daily rou­ti­nes were quite simi­lar, so I heard.
Basi­cally, they’d live somewhere cheap, quiet and rela­ti­vely con­du­cive to get­ting a lot of wri­ting done. The Flo­rida Keys and Cuba in Hemingway’s case, the South of France in Greene’s.
They’d get up early each mor­ning, then write dili­gently till noon.
Then they’d head for their local café, drink gallons of booze for hours on end, and stag­ger home late at night.
Then they’d do the same thing the next day. And the next. And the next. For years on end. Women came and went, friends came and went, chil­dren came and went, money and fame came and went, but the daily writing-booze combo remai­ned the great cons­tant.
I’m not sure I like the idea of stag­ge­ring home drunk every night, but as some­body who likes to write, likes his beer, and likes the sim­ple life, I can’t say I find their ove­rall Modus Ope­randi unap­pea­ling.
I guess I’m currently fin­ding my own equi­va­lent here in Alpine, Texas, minus the copious amount of booze. In the back of my mind, I know one of the main rea­sons I wor­ked so hard these last few years, is because I knew that one day this is exactly what I’d want to end up doing, far away from the big city, the mad­ding crowd. And so here I am.

March 12, 2008

self-replicate

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[Car­toon now owned by Julio Fer­nan­dez.]

answers [oracle card]

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[Car­toon drawn on Julio Fernandez’s busi­ness card.]

back in alpine, texas

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[Me wea­ring my “thug hat” at the very groovy “Mar­ke­ting without Mar­ke­ting” panel Dave Par­met put together for SXSW. Details here. Nice to see Tara Hunt et al in such exce­llent form].

I got back to Alpine, Texas late last night utterly exhaus­ted, but woke up this mor­ning totally fee­ling like a million dollars, very glad to be back.
Since I left Alpine on February 26th, my tra­vels have taken me to San Fran­cisco, San Jose, Miami, New York, New Jer­sey, Miami and Aus­tin. Anyone who follows my Twit­ter feed will know it’s been fun and inte­res­ting times.
But now, as they say in Scot­land, it’s “Back to old clothes and porridge”. Got a lot of work on my plate. My ori­gi­nal plan was to return to England after these tra­vels, but I think I’ll stay in Alpine ins­tead for the next wee while, and finish off this one big wri­ting pro­ject that’s been taking up a lot of my brains­pace these days.
Alpine has everything I need at the moment. Peace and quiet, a decent cafe and a uni­ver­sity library where it’s easy to get a lot of work done. So that’s me for now. Rock on.

March 11, 2008

goodbye austin

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[Me with two really good pals of mine, Jemima Kiss and John T. Unger at the impromptu Twit­ter meet-up, Fri­day after­noon.]
I wri­ting this from an air­port lounge, en route back to Alpine, Texas. Head’s too full of stuff to write cohe­rently. Will get back to Alpine, Texas and re-group. Rock on.

March 8, 2008

drawing cartoons at sxsw

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[Valley­wag blog­ged this Hugh­card yes­ter­day. Rock on.]
I’m blog­ging this from the Bloghouse here at SXSW Inte­rac­tive.
Come on by and I’ll draw you an ori­gi­nal “Hugh­card”.
We’re on Level 3, Room Seven. It’s already filling up with peo­ple so come soon.


Hugh Denies Kno­wing Me
Uploa­ded by 1938media

[Everyone’s favo­rite CFA, Loren Feld­man at 1938media videoed me last night.]
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[Photo from the Bloghaus]

March 7, 2008

greetings from austin, texas

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[The SXSWi 2008 sch­wag bag, desig­ned by Yours Truly. Photo cour­tesy of Laughing Squid.]
Arri­ved in Aus­tin late last night for the SXSW Inte­rac­tive Con­fe­rence. Blog­ging light for the next cou­ple of days– so is Every­body Else, it seems. It’s only jsut begin­ning and already it’s going crazy [in a good way].
The way to keep up with it all is to follow peo­ple on Twit­ter. You can follow me here, you can follow the Bloghaus gang here, and there’s a SXSWi cen­tral Twit­ter aggre­ga­tor over here on Hashtags.

March 5, 2008

heading for sxsw

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I’m wri­ting this from the com­fort of my friend’s condo in South Beach, Miami. Chi­lling here for a cou­ple of days.
Tomo­rrow I’m hea­ded for Aus­tin for the annual SXSW Inte­rac­tive con­fe­rence, pro­bably the most fun con­fe­rence in Ame­rica. Then I’m hea­ded back to Alpine, Texas on Tues­day, where I’m going to be sta­ying for the next wee while, finishing off a large wri­ting pro­ject that I’ve been wor­king on.
My deci­sion to go to Aus­tin was pretty last-minute, so I haven’t really made any big plans. I’ve been invi­ted to speak on a cou­ple of panels, the details of which are still be wor­ked out. The other thing I plan on doing is han­ging around the Bloghaus for most of the dura­tion, dra­wing car­toons live and han­ding them out to peo­ple. So if you’re in town and fancy an ori­gi­nal “Hugh­card”, come pay me a visit. Details here on Stepha­nie Agresta’s blog.
SXSW is usually a bit of a madhouse, so the best way to keep track of what I’m doing, as always, is to follow me on Twit­ter.
See y’all in Texas!