November 26, 2007

hugh’s second law [zuckerberg was on a roll]

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HUGH’S SECOND LAW: “The minute the Face­books of the world for­get they are repla­cea­ble, is the minute peo­ple like me move in for The Kill.“
[HUGH“S FIRST LAW: “All online social net­works even­tually turn into a swampy mush of spam.”]
[UPDATE: I left the follo­wing mes­sage in the com­ments: “Ben Grada, I’m not anti-Facebook. In fact, I quite like it… But the ever inc­rea­sing amount of non-relevant stuff it’s let­ting through the net is begin­ning to con­cern me. I actually met Mark Zuc­ker­berg ear­lier this year in Sili­con Valley. Good guy. Wic­ked smart and gra­cious man­ners. I hope he works it out.”]

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15 Responses to “hugh’s second law [zuckerberg was on a roll]”

  1. bear says:

    “Face­books of the word” s/word/world/ ?

  2. Douglas Karr says:

    Iro­ni­cally, I was just having a stra­tegy ses­sion today with a com­pany that was not mone­ti­zing their tran­sac­tio­nal emails. ie… you make a friend request, why doesn’t the friend request email have an adver­ti­se­ment in it?
    I guess I never loo­ked at it from your pers­pec­tive. ;)

  3. Sam Sethi says:

    Fuc­king Genius cartoon

  4. alan says:

    I like the “swampy mush of spam” idea, maybe that could be wor­ked into an image too… “…tra­ver­sing the lower reaches of another online social net­work, our hero finds him­self sin­king to the waist in a swampy mush of spam”

  5. Susanna says:

    While I haven’t quite had the same pro­blems with Face­book that you have, I was ins­pi­red nonethe­less:
    http://myskitch.com/superflippy/hugh_ftk-20071126 – 172417.jpg

  6. I have two groups of friends yelling at me right now:
    Friend 1: “Oh my God, Face­book is so awe­some, I can’t believe I wai­ted to join!“
    Friend 2: “Oh my God, Face­book is so awful, I can’t believe I joined!”

  7. David Brain says:

    You guys could be right and Face­book might now be awful … or maybe you have awful friends. Did you think of that?

  8. David Hughes says:

    @Jose Cas­ti­llo I know what you mean. I only joi­ned Face­book because of Friend Group 1… but I am very much in Friend Groupo 2.
    I just don’t see the appeal. I only like the “So and so is…” fea­ture and Twit­ter does that so much more nicely for me.
    So if I don’t want to be a Zom­bie or a Were­wolf, be poked or have food thrown at me what’s it for?
    I haver a blog, I Twit­ter, I have pho­tos on Flickr…
    Don’t get me star­ted on the look and feel and UScen­tri­city of the mobile features…

  9. peaky says:

    nail.
    head.
    hit it.

  10. Joaquin says:

    greed is still the “sca­la­bi­lity wea­pon” of choice…

  11. Nick says:

    “This just in: Hugh Mac­leod beats up Face­book, says he ‘was moving in for the kill.’ More on this as it develops.”

  12. Ben Grada says:

    Hugh, This is what i felt when i joi­ned Face­book, you’ll ena­ble ” peo­ple who don’t mat­ter ” to spam you for free!. Let’s move in for the kill. I’m your soldier.

  13. hugh macleod says:

    Ben Grada, I’m not anti-Facebook. In fact, I quite like it… But the ever inc­rea­sing amount of non-relevant stuff it’s let­ting through the net is begin­ning to con­cern me.
    I actually met Mark Zuc­ker­berg ear­lier this year in Sili­con Valley. Good guy. Wic­ked smart and gra­cious man­ners. I hope he works it out.

  14. Jay says:

    I hope he hits the heads of 90% of app deve­lo­pers with a big ham­mer. :)

  15. Danijel Kecman says:

    “minute peo­ple like me move in for The Kill“
    same here. i mean move to kill account (after i’ve read http://www.25hoursaday.com/weblog/2007/11/27/SomeThoughtsOnTheFacebookBeacon.aspx). at the end account is still alive. thin­king can i get back to them by wri­ting some small app. that would be pro­per kill.