Archive for September, 2007

September 20, 2007

how ill sin

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September 18, 2007

“pants” as social object

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[N.B. in the UK, “pants” means “under­pants”, as oppo­sed to “trou­sers”.]
This is the best piece of mar­ke­ting I’ve seen for a while. Thanks to Eaon Pritchard for sha­ring.
What makes it so utterly disar­ming is its sim­pli­city, whimsy and huma­nity. Nothing more. It’s not par­ti­cu­larly “cle­ver”, which is exactly what makes it so bri­lliant.
And in case you were won­de­ring, yes, it is indeed a Social Object.

jyri on the blue monster

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Jyri Enges­trom, the anth­ro­po­lo­gist behind the “Social Object” theory, wri­tes about the Blue Mons­ter. Rock on.

Since its incep­tion by car­too­nist Hugh Mac­Leod, the car­toon has been adop­ted by mic­ro­sof­ties as a sym­bol of the company’s and its people’s aspi­ra­tion to inno­vate. I’ve heard Mic­ro­soft emplo­yees refer to it as the company’s unof­fi­cial mascot.

[Bonus Link: Adriana has a really good post on Stormhoek Blue Mons­ter. Very thought­ful, as usual, coming from her.]
My unders­tan­ding is, some poc­kets at Mic­ro­soft COMPLETELY get the Blue Mons­ter, and others don’t. I sup­pose that’s to be expec­ted with a com­pany of that size.
That being said, from what I can glean from my limi­ted, outsi­der pers­pec­tive, there seems to be a large cons­ti­tuency within the com­pany which strongly belie­ves that Microsoft’s entire future rests on how well it talks to peo­ple outside the com­pany. I hap­pen to con­cur. “Porous Mem­brane”, Baby!

September 17, 2007

stormhoek blue monster reserve

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[Yon stan­dard pack shot. Indeed.]
I men­tio­ned pre­viously that I would be announ­cing my “Next Big Pro­ject” some­time today, the 17th of Sep­tem­ber.The Finan­cial Times beat me to it.. “Social Object”, Baby:

Mic­ro­soft launches a tip­ple for techies
Tonight, a select group will gather in a bar in London’s Soho to quaff a crisp, South Afri­can white wine bott­led in their honour.
The hand-picked guests toas­ting the new vin­tage are not, howe­ver, wine con­nois­seurs but techies. The gathe­ring marks the launch of the Blue Mons­ter Reserve label, crea­ted by winery Stormhoek for Mic­ro­soft and its emplo­yees.
Own-label wine and per­so­na­li­sed bott­les have become inc­rea­singly popu­lar in the cor­po­rate world, par­ti­cu­larly among invest­ment banks, as gifts to clients and offe­red to guests of cor­po­rate events. The com­pa­nies hope the cor­po­rate vin­ta­ges will add an air of class and sophis­ti­ca­tion to their image.
But unlike cus­to­mi­sed wine bott­les given by banks and law firms to clients, this label did not ori­gi­nate in Microsoft’s cor­po­rate com­mu­ni­ca­tions head­quar­ters.
Hugh Mac­Leod, a car­too­nist, blog­ger and mar­ke­ting stra­te­gist for Stormhoek, crea­ted the Blue Mons­ter image after get­ting to know Mic­ro­soft emplo­yees.
Mr Mac­Leod met these “Mic­ro­sof­ties” through his day job. “We spon­so­red a series of ‘geek din­ners’ for blog­gers and techies in the US and the UK,” he said. “I met a lot of peo­ple from Mic­ro­soft through these din­ners, and they all said the same thing: we want to change the world.”

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[Print Ver­sion: Page 14 of the main sec­tion. Click on image to enlarge etc.]

That notion of a kin­der, gent­ler Mic­ro­soft is at odds with its cut-throat cor­po­rate image. Cri­tics have accu­sed the soft­ware giant of abu­sing its domi­nant posi­tion and of sti­fling inno­va­tion in the industry. In 2003, the Euro­pean Com­mis­sion found Mic­ro­soft guilty of uncom­pe­ti­tive prac­ti­ces and levied a record €497m ($689m, £342m) fine. The result of its appeal against that deci­sion is due on Monday.

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The car­toon of a sharp-toothed blue crea­ture and its tagline, “Mic­ro­soft – change the world or go home”, has now been adop­ted by some Mic­ro­soft emplo­yees and fans as a sym­bol of the company’s inno­va­tion.
“Peo­ple see Mic­ro­soft as a big, bad cor­po­rate mons­ter,” Mr Mac­Leod said. “Yet all the Mic­ro­sof­ties I’ve spo­ken to say they just want to make great pro­ducts and do good works. It was obvious that Mic­ro­soft had to get bet­ter at telling their story.”
“Wine is a social object, and so is the Blue Mons­ter: they both ins­pire con­ver­sa­tion,” he said. “And we thought the car­toon would look really cool on a bottle.”
Steve Clay­ton, chief tech­no­logy offi­cer at one of Microsoft’s UK affi­lia­tes and a nine-year vete­ran of the com­pany, said Blue Mons­ter remin­ded peo­ple that Mic­ro­soft “has a sense of fun and humour”.
Mr Clay­ton has been at the fore­front of the Blue Mons­ter move­ment: he uses the image on his busi­ness card and is the admi­nis­tra­tor of a “Friends of Blue Mons­ter” Face­book group.
“[Microsoft’s HQ] has been very sup­por­tive of us using the Mic­ro­soft name along­side the Blue Mons­ter image,” Mr Mac­Leod said. It makes sense; they’ve been around for about 30 years and are trying to rein­vent them­sel­ves to embrace a new gene­ra­tion.”
Blue Monster-branded bott­les will be avai­la­ble only to Mic­ro­soft and its affi­lia­tes. “We have no inten­tion of selling the pro­duct outside Mic­ro­soft,” said Jason Kor­man, Stormhoek’s chief exe­cu­tive. “The wine itself only went live last week, and already we’ve had mas­sive inte­rest from dif­fe­rent parts of the company.”

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[A bottle of Blue Mons­ter Reserve sit­ting on my desk. Click on image to enlarge etc.]

Mr Clay­ton rea­dily admits the Blue Mons­ter move­ment, des­pite his invol­ve­ment, is outside any influence from Mic­ro­soft: “[The car­toon] has encou­ra­ged a whole new series of con­ver­sa­tions by peo­ple who are pas­sio­nate about Mic­ro­soft, both inter­nally and exter­nally. Blue Mons­ter is a com­mu­nity which has deve­lo­ped its own dis­tinct iden­tity.”
For Mr Mac­Leod, the Blue Mons­ter repre­sents a revo­lu­tion of sorts. “We star­ted an under­ground move­ment within Mic­ro­soft, and we knew one day the guys in suits would finally take notice. That moment has finally arri­ved.”
If so, it will be mar­ked in true internet-era style: not with an act of anarchy but a clink of glasses.

[Blue Mons­ter backs­tory here.] [Blue Mons­ter blog archive here.]
The wine is not a com­mer­cially avai­la­ble pro­duct, just a wee “social object” for geek din­ners and peo­ple inside the Mic­ro­soft ecosys­tem. Microsoft’s Steve Clay­ton and I are still wor­king on the final details of how we’re going to get the wine to peo­ple who want it, but for now, we’re just limi­ting its avai­la­bi­lity to [1] peo­ple who belong to the “Friends of Blue Mons­ter” Face­book group, and [2] geek din­ners we’re atten­ding and/or spon­so­ring.
Per­so­nally, I like this idea because it directly con­nects to a lot of dif­fe­rent things I’m inte­res­ted in. “Social Objects”, Mic­ro­soft, car­toons, Stormhoek, Mar­ke­ting 2.0, corporate-reinvention, geek din­ners etc etc.
Hope­fully, other peo­ple will like it, too. Watch this space etc.
A spe­cial thanks to all the groovy cats inside Mic­ro­soft who lent their sup­port to this pro­ject. Rock on.
[P.S. If anyone has any further ques­tions, I can be reached by e-mail.]

September 16, 2007

certainty and uncertainty

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when we weren’t

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to be a light

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the best thing

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i thought one day

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christianity is my mistress

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September 15, 2007

facebook update


The gaping­void Face­book car­toon app now has over 1100 users. And for peo­ple who don’t use Face­book, there’s the gaping­void wid­get, which fits snugly inside your blog side­bar. Both publish the same car­toon simul­ta­neously etc. Dif­fe­rent car­toons uploa­ded pretty much daily etc etc.
[Bonus Link:] “Friends of Blue Mons­ter” Face­book group is now up to 688 members.

gapingvoid licensing terms

I’ve been get­ting a lot of licen­sing que­ries recently. I thought maybe I should publish my gene­ral terms one more time. From April, 2006:


[Add the gaping­void wid­get to your blog]

Like I’ve said many times before, I much pre­fer giving away my car­toons for free, rather than trying to sell them. It saves every­body a lot of hassle, myself inc­lu­ded.
Which is why I’m now let­ting peo­ple down­load my stuff in high-resolution, print it out and stick it on their wall etc. Which is why I have a Crea­tive Com­mons license.
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Hey, if you want to put the work up on your web­site, blog, or stick it on paper, t-shirts, busi­ness cards, stic­kers, home­made gree­ting cards, Power­point sli­des, or wha­te­ver, as far as I’m con­cer­ned, as long as it’s just for your own per­so­nal use, as long as you’re not trying to make money off it directly, and you’re giving me due attri­bu­tion, I’m totally cool with the idea.
[NB: If you see a gaping­void car­toon that you like, and you fancy it as a piece of sch­wag, all you have to do is down­load the high-resolution image off this site, then upload it here onto Cafe­press. I make no money at this, everything on Cafe­press I sell at cost. Easy.]
So, if peo­ple aren’t paying me for my work, then how do I make a living? Good ques­tion.
Well, years of mes­sing around in various enter­pri­ses have led me to the follo­wing conc­lu­sion: Peo­ple don’t buy art. Not really. But they do buy wine.
Which is why I have a com­mer­cial inte­rest in the Stormhoek winery. Basi­cally, the more cases that sell, the big­ger a car I get to drive. It’s that sim­ple.
So to the kind folks who down­load and use my stuff, I say thank you very much, but if you want to sup­port what I’m doing, please keep your money.
Ins­tead, if you’re ever in wine-drinking mode, wal­king down a super­mar­ket aisle, and you see a bottle of Stormhoek on the shelf, I hope you might con­si­der giving it a try. No worries if you’d rather not, but I’d appre­ciate it if you did.
The other thing you can do to help the cause is add the gaping­void wid­get to your blog, but again, no worries if you’d rather not etc.
I guess this all ties in with my “indi­rect mar­ke­ting” sch­tick, of which I am a huge advo­cate.
Sounds like a plan?
[NB:] Stormhoek is now avai­la­ble in San Fran­cisco and Sili­con Valley at K&L Wine.

[BACKGROUND READING:] The “about gaping­void” page. Also carries some of my favo­rite car­toons, and what ins­pi­red them etc.

September 12, 2007

blip.tv

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[photo cre­dit: Steve Woolf.]
I’ve made a lot of t-shirts in my life. The one for blip.tv is without ques­tion one of my all-time favo­ri­tes.
The shirt had an inte­res­ting gene­sis. I met up with blip.tv’s Char­les Hope for lunch the last time I was in New York. While we were wai­ting for the cof­fee to arrive, I drew him the car­toon, right there at the table. Within a few weeks Char­les had taken the design and tur­ned it into a t-shirt. The rest is his­tory etc.
Hmmmm… Maybe I should be doing more of these.….
[Char­les blog­ged both the lunch and the car­toon here.]

September 11, 2007

hi to frances

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[Last night at a ran­dom geek din­ner I had the plea­sure of mee­ting Fran­ces Berri­man, who recently star­ted wor­king for the BBC. What the hell, on the spot I made her a dra­wing.…]

on cartooning

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[Decem­ber, 2007 marks the 10-year anni­ver­sary of my “car­toons drawn on the back of busi­ness cards” for­mat. Here’s some ran­dom notes on the sub­ject, in no par­ti­cu­lar order:]
1. I came up with the for­mat in early Decem­ber, 1997 in Chi­cago. I moved to New York about a week and a half later. But the for­mat didn’t really gel till I got to the East Coast, a cou­ple of months later.
2. At last count I had done over 5,000 of them. That was over two years ago.
3. I never really expe­rien­ced the “One Big Moment”, the Tip­ping Point etc. The sch­tick just built up slowly, day by day.
4. When peo­ple ask me what I do, I never say, “I’m a car­too­nist”. But the other day a friend of mine made a com­pe­lling case for me to start doing so. Not sure what to think yet…
5. I never expec­ted the car­toons to get suc­cess­ful.
6. The way most car­too­nists make a living utterly horri­fies me.
7. Cons­tantly set­ting new goals, artis­tic or other­wise, is har­der than it looks.
8. Not caring what other peo­ple think is har­der than it looks. Espe­cially AFTER you get suc­cess­ful.
9. As I get older the temp­ta­tion to “tone it down” grows stron­ger every day. I’m glad I still can resist it, most of the time.
10. My favo­rite car­too­nist for the last while has been David Shri­gley, long since before he was hired by Hallam Foe to ani­mate the title sequence. I first met him in Glas­gow in the early 1990s. He’s a really lovely guy in per­son.
11. Musi­cians have always ins­pi­red me far more than other car­too­nists, with perhaps the excep­tion of Char­les Schultz, Saul Stein­berg, Ralph Stead­man, Ronald Searle and Edward Gorey.
12. Ins­tead of carr­ying a port­fo­lio around, I just keep a cou­ple of hun­dred ima­ges on my iPod. Seems to work well enough. Luc­kily my for­mat is well sui­ted to the device.
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[All you need to start buil­ding an empire– dra­wing pen, blank busi­ness cards, iPod, smo­kes, ligh­ter, and a local pub that ser­ves a good pint. Click on image to enlarge etc.]
13. Everything I own would easily fit in the back of a small pic­kup truck. I’ve never been into pos­ses­sions. The same was true for my late pater­nal grand­father, pro­bably the most reso­nant influence in my life.
14. I find it very libe­ra­ting to have a for­mat that allows you to store a few years worth of work in a sin­gle shoe­box.
15. If you offe­red me $10,000 for this car­toon, I’d pro­bably turn you down.
16. One of the smar­test moves I ever made was to figure out that making money indi­rectly off the car­toons was far easier than trying to make the money directly. If I could teach gaping­void rea­ders just one thing, that would be it.
17. I can’t ima­gine how I would have made the car­toons suc­cess­ful without the inter­net. I just can’t ima­gine a likely alter­na­tive sce­na­rio.
18. There are tons of car­too­nists who write and/or draw bet­ter than me. If my work has one thing going for it, it’s the quite uni­que and uncon­ven­tio­nal life that I’ve always see­med to lead.
19. I’ve never envied peo­ple with “nor­mal” lives. Nor have I ever envied the peo­ple without them.
20. My work gene­rally isn’t for sale. You have to ask me to give you a dra­wing. And I have to be in the right mood at the time.
21. I have found the stan­dard “strug­gling artist” myths and ste­reoty­pes mostly full of crap. Power­ful mag­nets for Bullshit­ters, to say the least.
22. I don’t envy, admire or like pretty much 90% of the artists I meet. That’s not me just being old and jaded, that was just as true when I was a tee­na­ger.
23. I want to draw car­toons that rip the face off the rea­der. But in a good way.
24. I have no artis­tic ambi­tion outside the car­toons. No desire to write a novel or anything like that.
25. I would never recom­mend to a young per­son to pur­sue a career in fine art. Even if she had a talent that was off the scale, I would be slightly hesi­tant.
26. The most impor­tant word in car­too­ning is “con­ti­nuity”. Dra­wing a good car­toon isn’t dif­fi­cult. Doing it repea­tedly, day-in, day-out is far, far har­der.
27. Car­too­nists who don’t like to think much about the actual busi­ness they’re in, who are fond of saying, “I just want to draw” deserve everything they get.
28. Drugs and alcohol are lousy subs­ti­tu­tes for ins­pi­ra­tion.
29. The older I get, the more soli­tude the work seems to require.
30. The lon­ger it takes you to become suc­cess­ful, the har­der it will be for some­body else to take it away from you.
31. I inc­rea­singly find that, as I get older, the only sub­jects worth wri­ting about are Love, Loss, Reli­gion and Ambi­tion.
32. Ten years ago, when my current car­toon for­mat was “new”, there was a cer­tain magic to it that now I SIMPLY CAN’T RECAPTURE. It took me many years to just let it go.
33. The for­mat works for me because it for­ces me to keep things sim­ple.
34. If the early days, most of my dra­wing was done sit­ting at a bar. Nowa­days most of the work is done sit­ting at the kitchen table. They both have their pros and cons.
35. There’s something about being a cele­brity, even a micro-celebrity that poi­sons the soul.
36. I can totally see why so many artists even­tually become rec­lu­ses, living in the boo­nies. I find myself inc­rea­singly hea­ding in that direc­tion, and I doubt I’ll lift a fin­ger to stop it.
37. In the early days of the car­toons I was living in Manhat­tan. It would really tic­kle me when peo­ple would desc­ribe my car­toons as “SO NEW YORK”. Though now a wee voice tells me that if I still lived there, I’d pro­bably be dead by now. I think a lot of ex-New Yor­kers feel that.
38. One of the great things about the for­mat is, hey, they’re just dood­les on the back of busi­ness cards. It doesn’t mat­ter if they’re good or not.
39. If you told me ten years ago that I would still be using this for­mat pretty much exc­lu­si­vely in 2007, I don’t think I would’ve belie­ved you.
40. I have never really given any serious thought to chan­ging my for­mat in all these ten years. Some­ti­mes I find that odd.
41. Art is simply using the tools at hand to ask the ques­tion, “What is pos­si­ble?” Pain­ting, music, lite­ra­ture, it doesn’t mat­ter what media one uses. What mat­ters is the ques­tion.
42. No artist wants their best work behind them. But that day always comes.
43. I was for­tu­nate. Somehow I mana­ged to get the B-Plan baked into the A-Plan. And vice versa.
44. The good news is, my dra­wings will pro­bably be worth a lot of money one day. The other good news is, I pro­bably won’t be alive to see it.
45. I feel extraor­di­na­rily for­tu­nate and gra­te­ful.
[Rela­ted Link: “How To Be Crea­tive”. 10,000 words from 2004 etc.]

without nothing

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[Link]

that moment

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our love

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i was there

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freebasing

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a lot of losers

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shiny red tractor

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[Patti Smith]

i hate commercial radio

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September 9, 2007

valentines and geek dinners etc.

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[One of the Stormhoek designs we’re thin­king of doing for next Valentine’s Day. What do you think? Click on image to enlarge etc. Click here to see the old 2007 ver­sion on You­Tube etc etc.]
After a very hec­tic year, I am plea­sed to say things seem to be cal­ming down again [Yes, that would explain the recent rash of new car­toons. Men­tally regrou­ping etc].
Three years ago, if you said my main gig would be selling wine to Bri­tish super­mar­ket chains, I would have said you were nuts. Funny how life takes you in all sorts of won­der­fully unex­pec­ted direc­tions.
My main focus for the next few months will be on dra­wing more car­toons and orga­ni­zing more Stormhoek geek din­ners. Everything else will take a defi­nite back seat, at least on this blog. So like I said last week, if you have a UK-based geek din­ner or event plan­ned, and you think some of our wine would enhance the pro­cee­dings, please drop me an e-mail and I’ll see what I can do. Thanks Again.

please call me

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clock with

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[Dra­wing ins­pi­red after rea­ding Tom Smith’s blog.]

if we were in love

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surely goodness

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drawing on autopilot

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September 8, 2007

the trick to marketing

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welcome to the club

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oh lord

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never gonna

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interesting conversation

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i know

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how ill

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damn damn

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a drop

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