Archive for August, 2007

August 29, 2007

why microsoft should buy facebook

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[Click on image to enlarge/download/print etc. Licen­sing terms here etc.]
I was thin­king about Search and Social Media ear­lier today. Call it “Goo­gle vs Face­book”, if you will…
Let’s say you’re going to Phoe­nix next month with your spouse. Let’s say you’ve never been there before, nor do you know anyone who lives there.
Let’s say you’re loo­king for a nice Viet­na­mese res­tau­rant in Phoe­nix to take your spouse to one eve­ning.
So I’m gues­sing what most peo­ple would do is goo­gle “Viet­na­mese Res­tau­rant Phoe­nix”, and see what The Holy Algo­rithm comes up with. You might luck out, you might not.
As a blog­ger with a pretty big audience, I have found a bet­ter way. I just write my dining plans on the blog and/or on Twit­ter and/or Face­book, and inva­riably I’ll get a cou­ple of good recom­men­da­tions pin­ged to me within hours, some­ti­mes minu­tes. And because I know these folk, or at least, they know me and read my blog, there’s a cer­tain amount of trust and bonho­mie that comes with the recom­men­da­tion.
But like I said, I have a pretty big audience, so this works pretty well for me. But for someone with a sma­ller rea­dership, you could ques­tion how well this approach would fare for them.
So I’m thin­king about how Face­book and/or its com­pe­ti­tion could help fill the gap.
If if they can, even par­tially, then Goo­gle should be con­cer­ned… because at the end of the day, all search begins and ends with peo­ple, not algo­rithms.
[UPDATE:] Nice com­ment from C. C. Chap­man:

Not sure if Face­book is the right vehicle for this, but I com­ple­tely agree that it is more about the peo­ple and recom­men­da­tions then anything else.
I know Skype has been trying to inte­grate this kind of capa­bi­lity into it, but I never think of using it when a quick tweet or blog post is more effec­tive.
I won­der if things like Spock or Mahalo will help bring this close. Hmm.…

Yeah, it’ll be inte­res­ting to see what Mahalo does with this space. But I don’t how much they’re plan­ning to build their Search via paid emplo­yees, ver­sus a Wikipedia-like social net­work. Jason?

hallam foe launches this weekend

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The film, Hallam Foe, sta­rring Jamie Bell and direc­ted by my old friend, David Mac­ken­zie, pre­miers in Lon­don this Fri­day, 31st of August.
A wee note from David on Face­book:

Dear Face­book Friends,
Our film Hallam Foe opens in the UK this fri­day (31st). The suc­cess of the film is sig­ni­fi­cantly depen­dent on the num­ber of peo­ple that go to see it during its ope­ning wee­kend.
The buzz on the film is great and if you want to see it (those of you that haven’t already) please could you try to make it during this wee­kend (or fai­ling that, this week).
In our case the UK ope­ning wee­kend is even more sig­ni­fi­cant because it is the first release of the film and the eyes of the dis­tri­bu­tors from the rest of the world are on Hallam this wee­kend.
I would really appre­ciate it if you could pass this onto your friends and for them to pass it onto their friends. Face­book only allows one to send mes­sa­ges to 20 friends at a time, so this is a very per­so­nal kind of spam!
Many thanks and big love,
David

I’m going to a pri­vate scree­ning in London’s West End tomo­rrow night [Thurs­day 30th] at 6.30pm. I’ve just been given another small hand­ful of tic­kets, if you fancy coming along shoot me an e-mail. Hope to see you there! Thanks.
[Fri­day Update:] Robin Raven, who saw the movie last night, left the follo­wing com­ment below:

Thanks for the tic­kets Hugh. I thought the film was superb — a very weird crea­tive ten­sion wrap­ped in a beau­ti­fully sen­ti­men­tal story. I really hope it does well this wee­kend and will be telling all and sundry to go see it!

Thanks, Robin. Lovely to meet you last night :)
[Hallam Foe Face­book group here.]

software + services explained

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This car­toon is now in Steve Clayton’s collec­tion. All to do with a con­ver­sa­tion about Mic­ro­soft [Steve’s emplo­yer] that we were having a few weeks ago.
Basi­cally, with soft­ware com­pa­nies, you have a balance of two axes: 1. How much of your offe­ring is soft­ware vs. How much of your offe­ring is ser­vi­ces 2. How much of your offe­ring resi­des in “the cloud”, vs. How much of your offe­ring resi­des on the desktop/handheld/personal object etc.
The ideal ans­wer, of course, is that there’s no right ans­wer. In theory one should be able to change at moment’s notice, and the soft­ware com­pany should be able to accom­mo­date said change at equally moment’s notice. As Steve says,

Mic­ro­soft wants to be right there in the middle. The user gets to pick where they wanna be. I won­der if I can get Ray Ozzie to use this :)

[This car­toon has been added to the Blue Mons­ter car­toon series etc.]

August 28, 2007

fucked single guy

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marrying

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are you a geek

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flesh 828

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eat the world

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corporate drone 3

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bono and steve jobs

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flounder

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fog

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the church of seth godin

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[Seth Godin’s ever-wonderful blog.]

the trouble 144

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the trouble with new york

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trust no-one

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untitled 588

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August 25, 2007

gapingvoid facebook app

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I am UTTERLY DELIGHTED to announce that gaping­void now has its very own Face­book app, which basi­cally does the same job as the gaping­void wid­get, except for Face­book etc. Thank you SO MUCH to Michael Kam­leit­ner for buil­ding it. You rock.
[LINK: Peo­ple who have already added the gaping­void Face­book app.]
CAVEAT: The app may need a day or two more twea­kin’, while Michael fixes the bugs. [UPDATE: the bugs are fixed now, Thanks] Michael says that if you have any issues, drop him a note on his Face­book page. Thanks in advance for your patience etc etc.

blue monster postcard drawing

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[Click on ima­ges to enlarge etc.]
Spent the after­noon in the pub dra­wing on the back of one of the Blue Mons­ter post­cards that Steve Clay­ton gave me at the recent Lon­don “Friends of The Blue Mons­ter” break­fast [Face­book video here]…

August 24, 2007

bloggers’ screening: 16 hallam foe tickets, august 30th

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Hallam Foe offi­cially pre­miers in the UK on August 31st.
I have 8 pairs of tic­kets to give away for a Lon­don pre­view scree­ning [Blog­gers Only] on Thurs­day, August 30th [in the West End]. Full details to follow, but if you and a spouse/friend/lover fancy coming along, drop me an e-mail with the words “Hallam Foe tic­kets” in the title and I’ll see what I can do, Thanks [No, you don’t have to blog about it if you don’t want to, as per usual…]
[Bonus Link:] The first Hallam Foe pod­cast. Fric­kin’ awe­some. Kudos to my friend Colin Ken­nedy, who made it [N.B. Colin did all the fil­ming for last February’s Stormhoek “Big Love” tour.]
[Backs­tory: Hallam Foe is a movie sta­ring Jamie Bell of “Billiot Elliot” fame, direc­ted by my old high school friend, David Mac­ken­zie. It’s really good etc.]

the sex was hot

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untitled 417

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art is…

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what is holy

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yakking

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scottish anthem

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get a job

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August 23, 2007

one red paper clip in london

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[Kyle Mac­Do­nald, of One Red Paper Clip fame, hol­ding up one of his iron-on patches, outside The Coach & Hor­ses, Greek Street, Lon­don. His pal in the cen­ter holds the yellow Hallam Foe t-shirt over his shoul­der.].
A few weeks ago, Lee Tho­mas and I were drin­king at our regu­lar wate­ring hole, The Coach & Hor­ses in Soho, when by chance I struck up a brief con­ver­sa­tion with this ran­dom Cana­dian dude. He was using this really cool pen to write an address down, and me being the total pen geek, I just had to ask him about it. That’s what star­ted us tal­king.
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[My buddy, Simon with a white Hallam Foe t-shirt etc.]
After a few minu­tes, he and his friends had to split for a mee­ting, so I gave him a bright yellow Hallam Foe t-shirt as a par­ting gift, a few of which I had in my bag.
In return, the Can­dian dude reached into his wallet and offe­red me a piece of his own sch­wag: an iron-on patch with a Red Paper Clip icon on it.
Hey. I knew that icon!
“Hang on,” I said. “Are you the One Red Paper Clip guy?“
“Yeah,” he said. “I’m Kyle Mac­Do­nald.“
Wow. I totally knew who he was. I told him who I was. The gaping­void car­toon guy etc. He said he knew my work as well, from off the inter­net. Small world.
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[My Red Paper Clip patch, which is tem­po­ra­rily resi­ding in my wallet etc.]
Appa­rently Kyle was in town pro­mo­ting his new book. It turns out that when I met him, he was just coming from a brief appea­rance on The Richard & Judy Show [Watch the TV seg­ment here. Note how he’s wea­ring the same jac­ket on the TV seg­ment as he is in the photo above].
Any­way, Kyle just sent me and e-mail. There’s an article about Kyle in the New York Times today. In one of the pho­tos, what is he wea­ring? The yellow Hallam Foe t-shirt I gave him.
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[Pic of Kyle and his wife in today’s NYT etc.]
Small world, Again!
Kyle, it was great mee­ting you ran­domly the other week. Good luck with your ongoing paper clip adven­tu­res, and I do hope our paths cross again. Rock on.

August 21, 2007

there is, however, a vast market for “social gestures”

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Iro­nies of Iro­nies: Com­pa­nies are fore­ver being told “You no lon­ger con­trol the con­ver­sa­tion”, yet from what my bud­dies in the PR industry tell me, their industry is utterly thri­ving.
Actually, that’s to be expec­ted. With “con­ver­sa­tio­nal con­trol” no lon­ger being the cer­tainty it once was, you’re more likely to seek help from the pro’s…
1. Pro­blem: Post-Cluetrain Rea­lity– There is no mar­ket for “Mes­sa­ges”.
2. Oppor­tu­nity: There is, howe­ver, a VAST mar­ket for “Social Ges­tu­res”. As Mark Earls says in his bri­lliant new book, “Herd”, we are, after all, social ani­mals. We are, after all, pri­ma­tes.
3. Exe­cu­tion: Social Objects, Any­body?
P.S. My own par­ti­cu­lar “Exe­cu­tion” launches Sep­tem­ber 12th. My blog remains in “Lame Mode” till then. Rock on.

August 20, 2007

random attempts

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complicated

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August 19, 2007

unfortunate

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love me then

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insane 1456

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i know where you live

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carry my

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beauty requires

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apple seeds

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August 17, 2007

blogging isn’t dead, it’s just a subset of something much larger and more important

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It seems that my last post, “Why We’re All Blog­ging Less”, got a lot of pic­kup in the blo­gosphere. Some peo­ple infe­rred that I was down on blog­ging, or that I thought blog­ging was dead, or even that I was quit­ting blog­ging alto­gether. All untrue. So I thought I should cla­rify:
I remem­ber Robert Hughes, the great art cri­tic saying in his won­der­ful book, “The Shock Of The New” that the Con­cep­tual Art scene that emer­ged in the 1960s-1970s was actually good for “Pain­ting”.
Why? Because with every­body else scat­te­ring bits of string around gallery floors and calling it “Art”, or cove­ring them­sel­ves with but­ter, rolling them­sel­ves in the grass and calling it “Art”, the only peo­ple left pain­ting were those, as Hughes put it, “who still actually wan­ted to paint”.
And paint they did. Hence the big pain­ting revi­val in the early 1980s. Artists like Julian Sch­na­bel, Fran­cisco Cle­mente, Bas­quiat, Keith Haring etc.
I feel simi­larly about blogs. With new tools like Face­book and Twit­ter sprin­ging up, there’s no need to have a blog unless you really want to, unless you really want to devote that kind of time and effort to it.
As I’ve said more than once before, “Blog­ging isn’t for every­body, Web 2.0 is for every­body”.
Blog­ging isn’t dead. Far from it. It’s just a sub­set of something much lar­ger and more impor­tant. Time to quote Clay Shirky YET AGAIN. From 2004:

“So for­get about blogs and blog­gers and blog­ging and focus on this — the cost and dif­fi­culty of publishing abso­lu­tely anything, by anyone, into a glo­bal medium, just got a whole lot lower. And the effects of that inc­rea­sed pool of poten­tial pro­du­cers is going to be vast.”

Twit­ter. Face­book. Jaiku. Word­Press. Mova­ble Type. Wha­te­ver. Vive la dif­fe­rence.
Hope that helps…

August 12, 2007

why we’re all blogging less

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[“Dorothy”. One of my fave car­toons from the early days. NYNY, 1998.]
A com­mon con­ver­sa­tion thread I’m hea­ring a lot among the vete­ran blog­gers, is how we all seem to be blog­ging a lot less. The rea­sons are nume­rous; here’s a short list of the main ones I’m pic­king up.
1. We got busy. For many of us, blog­ging crea­ted oppor­tu­ni­ties for us in the offline world, just like the early blog evan­ge­lists pre­dic­ted. And as we found out the hard way, it’s actually quite hard to do stuff and blog about it at the same time. As my father, a very smart and obser­vant man once quip­ped, “A lot of these blog­gers seem to have a lot of time on their hands”. That may have been true in 2002, back when the reces­sion was still on. It’s cer­tainly less true with a lot of peo­ple I know.
2. Sco­ble quit Mic­ro­soft. Just kid­ding.
3. Blog­ging isn’t for every­body. Web 2.0 is for every­body. Kee­ping a half-decent blog going is very time-consuming work. So of course there was a mar­ket for more time-friendly Web 2.0 apps, like Face­book and Twit­ter. That doesn’t mean blogs will go away. It just means more oppor­tu­ni­ties for peo­ple to create and use new tools. The web stands still for nobody etc.
4. Believe it or not, some of us have bet­ter things to do than to be con­ti­nually jus­tif­ying our­sel­ves to a crowd of passive-aggressive, self-loathing, loser fuck­tards. Thank­fully these folk are a mino­rity, but their one skill-set in life seems to be in the less-than-noble art of “using up too much oxy­gen”. Which makes “Enga­ging in The Con­ver­sa­tion” a lot less appea­ling for the others. Life is short.
5. The future we spent a long time evan­ge­li­zing has already arri­ved. Blogs are not the future. Blogs are the pre­sent. So we’re all loo­king for new things to keep our rest­less brain cells occu­pied. I was recently tal­king to Adriana Lukas about this very same sub­ject. She’s get­ting more into her “next big thing”, namely, “VRM”.
6. They said what they had to say, then moved on. It hap­pens all the time with book wri­ters, why not the same with blog­gers?
[Bonus Link] B.L .Och­man: “Reports of Blogging’s Death Are Greatly Exaggerated.”

August 10, 2007

blue monster coffee morning

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Thanks to ever­yone for coming to the Blue Mons­ter Cof­fee Mor­ning. Can’t wait till the next one. [There’s a wee Face­book video of it here.]

[Meanwhile:] “Friends Of The Blue Mons­ter” now has 589 mem­bers. Wow.

August 9, 2007

back in london…

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[Ran­dom Lon­don street this morning.]

August 8, 2007

flying back to london

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I’m currently pac­king my bags at the hotel in Chi­cago. About to boo­gie to O’Hare air­port and catch my plane back home to Lon­don.
It’s been a hell of a trip. I can’t believe I’ve been away so long, visi­ted so many pla­ces, met so many peo­ple.
As of tomo­rrow, of course, I revert back to my usual phone num­ber: +44 770 309 9462.
What else? Well, if any of you read “Busi­ness 2.0″ maga­zine, you’ll notice Stormhoek got a full page in the latest issue. You can see the online ver­sion here.
[UPDATE: The Busi­ness 2.0 Stormhoek story has made it onto Tech­meme. Wow. Didn’t see that coming.]
Secondly, yeah, I know, I’ve not been blog­ging much lately. The rea­sons are three­fold.

1. I don’t have my scan­ner with me on my tra­vels, so I can’t post new car­toons.
2. I’m wor­king on a really BIG, sec­ret pro­ject. In mar­ke­ting terms it’s my most ambi­tious idea yet, and I can’t talk about till it launches on Sep­tem­ber 12th. So like I said on Twit­ter a cou­ple of days ago, expect my blog to be in “Lame” mode till then. But as of Sep­tem­ber 12th, I’ll be tal­king about it A LOT. You have been war­ned. Rock on.
3. Like ever­yone and their uncle, Face­book has taken over my life.

Spea­king of Face­book, can anyone help me with something? I’m trying to reach any­body there who works in the mar­ke­ting and/or busi­ness deve­lop­ment depart­ments. I have an idea I wish to bounce off them. If you know anyone I should speak to, please drop me a line, thanks.
[Update:] Within two hours of pos­ting this, Facebook’s VP of Biz Deve­lop­ment sent me a note. The power of blogs yak yak yak…

August 7, 2007

in chicago for the next 24 hours…

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[Coming into Chi­cago from the air­port, about half an hour ago. This is just North of Divi­sion Street on the Ken­nedy Express­way, really near my old loft on Divi­sion & Mil­wau­kee Ave­nue, where I lived in the early 1990s.]
I’m safely sett­led into my lovely hotel room in the Chi­cago Gold Coast. WiFi avai­la­ble in all the rooms. Hurrah!
Flying nons­top to Lon­don tomo­rrow eve­ning. In Lon­don early Thurs­day mor­ning.
[As always, my phone num­ber whilst in the US is 646 704‑4509.]
[UPDATE:] Alex made a Scrap­blog of last Sunday’s Miami geek dinner.

August 5, 2007

scott and john t., please say hello…

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[One of John T. Unger’s uber­cool “Fire­bowls”. More details here.]
Laughing Squid’s Scott Beale has some cool pho­tos of the Face­book party he and I atten­ded in Palo Alto a cou­ple of days ago.
After the party Scott and I went to grab some cof­fee at a nearby cafe, before he kindly gave me a lift back to my hotel in SF.
We tal­ked for a long time. He’s an inte­res­ting guy. Besi­des run­ning a small, suc­cess­ful web hos­ting com­pany, his main sch­tick seems to be trying to unite the vibrant San Fran­cisco tech com­mu­nity with the equally vibrant San Fran­cisco arts com­mu­nity. Go read his blog for more back­ground.
As a car­too­nist and a blog­ger myself, this is of course a sub­ject very near to my heart. I really should put him in touch with my friend, John T. Unger, who has used blog­ging to pro­mote his work bet­ter than any other artist I know. A self-confessed, hard­core advo­cate of the “Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand” phi­lo­sophy.
Scott? John? Please say hello…
[Bonus Link:] From John T. Unger’s other blog: “Blogs as Sto­res: A Com­prehen­sive Over­view of E-commerce Solu­tions for Blog­gers”. Good resource for “Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand” advo­ca­tes everywhere etc.

August 4, 2007

stormhoek’s wee mention

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Cool. Stormhoek got a wee men­tion in a Busi­ness­week video, cour­tesy of Greg Ver­dino, mar­ke­ting blog­ger and chief stra­tegy offi­cer at mar­ke­ting firm Cra­yon.
Greg speaks about mar­ke­ting in the Web 2.0 space in the con­text of “Outreaching to Influen­cers”, which, of course, is the obvious way to go about it. At least, that’s true in the early pha­ses of any ven­ture… but it’s the later sta­ges where the REAL money is made.

connie’s cards

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[I drew some car­toons for Con­nie Chan, a lovely per­son who I met with Trulia’s Pete Flint in San Francisco.]

in miami beach

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[View from the condo this mor­ning.]
I’m in Miami, having a few days of R&R. Here till Tues­day.
There’s a geek din­ner hap­pe­ning Sun­day night up in Coral Gables, if anyone is in town. Kudos to Scrapblog’s Alex de Car­va­los for orga­ni­sing it.

[UPDATE:] Final Miami Geek Din­ner details con­fir­med.
We’re mee­ting at 7pm on Sun­day, at Archie’s Pizza, 166 Giralda Ave, Coral Gables, tel: 305 444‑1557.
[MAP]
[As always, for anyone trying to reach me, my num­ber while in the US is 646 704 4509.]

August 3, 2007

the keynote’s over

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[Me hol­ding up a Blue Mons­ter biz­card during my key­note etc. Photo by Erik.]
It’s been quite a day. Here’s my sponsor’s sum­mary of the event. And here’s Lockhart Steele piping in.
I’m exhaus­ted. Off to Miami tomo­rrow. See you soon…
[UPDATE:] During the key­note I made a big men­tion about “Social Objects”, an idea I was tur­ned onto by the anth­ro­po­lo­gist, Jyri Enges­trom. Here’s a video and a sli­deshow pre­sen­ta­tion he gave on the sub­ject, last June in Lon­don.
[UPDATE:] Thanks to Andy Roberts for also tur­ning me on to Soviet “Acti­vity Theory”. Phew. Heady stuff. But interesting.