May 20, 2007

“hugh macleod business cards — every asshole should have one”

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[Damien’s card design.]
Damien Mulley talks about owning a set of gaping­void Blog­cards.

The reac­tion has been inte­res­ting, some peo­ple laugh out loud and poc­ket the card. Some laugh out loud, poc­ket the card and then you can see them saying “What a fuc­king wan­ker” to them­sel­ves. The 3rd kind look at the card and tell me it is not funny and busi­ness peo­ple should take busi­ness seriously yadda yadda yadda. The 4th kind laugh at the card and then tell me I’m an asshole. I can work with these peo­ple the best.

Thanks for the busi­ness, Damien!

12 Responses to ““hugh macleod business cards — every asshole should have one””

  1. B.L. Ochman says:

    That’s the car­toon I have on my cards and I love the reac­tions to it. Peo­ple cer­tainly remem­ber it. Many times, when I meet someone else in the com­pany they tell me they heard about it.
    it starts the con­ver­sa­tion at a dif­fe­rent level, and seems to let peo­ple know I may be slightly dan­ge­rous, which is true. :>)

  2. jessemoya says:

    I was sur­pri­sed by this phe­no­me­non for the first year that I star­ted using gaping­void cards! I found that some found me more intri­guing, some didn’t get it, and some were slightly tur­ned off.
    It wasn’t for some time that I rea­li­zed that I could use this to my advan­tage: those that appre­cia­ted the card were sure the ones that were sure to be the best use of my time!

  3. Catherine says:

    Being totally fuc­king ama­zing is Job One…incorporated into that would be “change the world or go home”, wouldn’t it?!… Why bother other­wise… :0)

  4. phil says:

    Hi Hugh — I didn’t know that you “license” (if that’s the right word) your work for use in busi­ness cards. How do I do that? I am sure my com­pany wouldn’t allow me — they’re too juras­sic and all — but heck, I can always have my own set of cards that’s all about me and what I “bring to the table”. This rocks! (BTW, I hope you don’t mind: I prin­ted out a copy of your “Only talen­ted peo­ple fret about medioc­rity” work and I have it now right in-front of me inside my cubicle. Ever­yone who’s seen it smi­led quietly; some smir­ked, but I guess they just don’t get it… Not a lot of peo­ple… Sadly.)

  5. Well I orde­red the blue mons­ter ones on Fri­day, with the same info on the reverse that I have on my Mic­ro­soft busi­ness card.
    Mic­ro­soft doesn’t have a policy on this that I know of, but having “fuc­king” or “shits­ti­rer” on my card as Damien does would pro­bably not go over well.
    I could cheer­fully have, “Your Wha­tsit, our thin­gamy” / “Tiny ship of order / vast sea of chaos” “This is a busi­ness, not a a science pro­ject”, and may yet get “Busi­nes­ses are not run by IT depart­ments”
    There are a lot more I could send my friends on gree­ting cards but couldn’t hand over in a busi­ness situation.

  6. /pd says:

    That’s the card that I chose for myself as a blog­card.. In fact, I have twice run the same order.
    I don’t use it as a busi­ness card, rather more of a per­so­nal card. What stand at mostly is that when given to a busi­ness per­son, they kinda look at your stran­gely. Some even com­ment that “whoa thats kinda wacky”- When I was in India, I was asked, in Ame­rica /Canada do they give our cards with the F word in it ?? He found it totally ludic­rous. Howe­ver, at times I got the best feed­back, long after– How could I not remem­ber you, you made such a bold sta­te­ment with you card.
    I think even­tually, thats what its all about. Having a card is not the issue, using it to make a bold sta­te­ment is what it’s about !! If you believe in one of the card, then you just order it and use it. That beco­mes sta­te­ment that we live by !!

  7. RKR says:

    I think it is a great car­toon! So, true!
    I res­pect you for having the (ya-knows) to actually say things others are too “shee­pish” to arti­cu­late, whether on a busi­ness card or in your blog.
    You are FREAKING ama­zing.
    (That’s the best I can do on the com­pli­ment “I’m American”)

  8. James says:

    Orde­red my set of cards today with the Blue Mons­ter after recei­ving a sig­ned litho­graph, albeit a tad man­gled by the pos­tal ser­vice. Not sure if you or Steve sent it (I assume Steve), but it will be gra­cing my busi­ness wall soon enough for all to see to spread the virus.
    Keep up the great work Hugh.

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