April 26, 2007
sex shop
The always-amusing Anna Pickard of LittleRedBoat fame went into a sex shop:
They were all manner of different things, beads and balls, and buttons and batons and blah blah blah. And then I found one box tucked away at the back.
‘Mini Vibrator on a Keyring’ it said.
Not only a mini vibrator, which is fine, obv, but ON A KEYRING.
Well who knew? There IS somewhere I haven’t thought of looking for my keys after all.
Quite apart from the whole social embarassment of having a gently humming tiddler tickler hanging off your housekeys, it just led me into a world of mental possibilities that I hadn’t before that moment even considered a possibilty.“Oh no, I have lost my keys”
“Do you remember where you last had them?”
“OH! Um… Yes?”
Hilarious.
Bla bla bla and sex always go well together … Anna is indeed funny! She needs to come to Miami Beach though but pass first through a desensitization process and hazmat crew … People wear their vibrators on their sleeves (what sleeves?) down here!
I got one of those. If you have the batteries in them correctly, the little buggers keep on vibrating and won’t shut off. A little conspicuous for a keychain.…