April 17, 2007

the idiot filter

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Adriana has this car­toon on her busi­ness card, which she bought from here.
Sure, it’s risky to have the f-bomb on your busi­ness card. But she tells me it makes a great “idiot fil­ter” for her con­sul­tancy busi­ness. It weeds out the peo­ple who aren’t going to get her… who aren’t ever going to give her any busi­ness down the road. Just by the way they react to the card, she can imme­dia­tely tell if there’s a con­nec­tion or not.
High risk, high reward. Or something like that…
[Com­ment– Adriana:] “Abso­lu­tely works as an idiot fil­ter. Espe­cially in the US where it’s more risky to use the f-word in a busi­ness envi­ron­ment than it is in the UK. As I don’t ‘sell or pitch’ in the tra­di­tio­nal way, I need to find those peo­ple who will be able to work with me. Or vice versa.”

15 Responses to “the idiot filter”

  1. Phil says:

    ha ha, yes, ‘Idiot Fil­ter’.
    I can see how that would work. Only in reverse Hugh. If someone han­ded me a busi­ness card like that I’d be loo­king at an idiot.
    What are the chan­ces of you let­ting this com­ment through? Zero. Coward.

  2. hugh macleod says:

    You pro­ved Adriana’s point bet­ter than you know, Phil ;-)

  3. malcolm says:

    HEY! That’s my blog card :)
    They are also very con­ve­nient and use­ful book-marks although my six year old daugh­ter pic­ked it up and star­ted rea­ding it: “It’s all about being utterly fuc­ked” with a big smile on her face. All goes to show that rude words really are funny :)

  4. Dan Ward says:

    This is one of my favo­rite of your car­toons, Hugh. I never use lan­guage like that, and as a gene­ral rule I think there are bet­ter ways to con­vey ideas than to use pro­fa­ni­ties… but dog­gone it, this car­toon really nails it.
    I wouldn’t put it on my own busi­ness card, ’cause the lan­guage isn’t true to who I am, but the sen­ti­ment cer­tainly is…

  5. phil says:

    Touche! Truly supri­sed to see you allow a non-sycophantic com­ment through. Nicely done. Keep up the good work old chap ;-)

  6. jeff says:

    Love the idiot fil­ter. In the end, it saves every­body a lot of time and energy. It’s about taking peo­ple for what they really are.
    Love the idiot filter.

  7. Mike Orren says:

    The “sell a dino­saur a meteor” car­toon makes the per­fect power­point slide for a star­tup pitching something to an “old media” company.

  8. Adriana says:

    Abso­lu­tely works as an idiot fil­ter. Espe­cially in the US where it’s more risky to use the f-word in a busi­ness envi­ron­ment than it is in the UK. As I don’t ‘sell or pitch’ in the tra­di­tio­nal way, I need to find those peo­ple who will be able to work with me. Or vice versa.
    Also, it’s the mes­sage that reso­na­tes, with or without the f-word.
    I used to have two types of cards — one without the f-word and this one. I just re-order another batch and kept only this above one. It was an exe­cu­tive deci­sion.. :)
    Very cool.. Just keep making them, Hugh.

  9. David says:

    So you’re saying I’m an idiot if I take offense of what I think to be offen­sive lan­guage? It may be a fil­ter but it does seem like ridi­cule is not warranted.

  10. monki says:

    I opted for the “qua­lity isn’t job one, being totally f-ing ama­zing is job one” card, and I agree with the sen­ti­ment. The mes­sage feels right to me, and if the per­son can’t jive with that, they pro­bably can’t jive with me either.

  11. hugh macleod says:

    Ligh­ten up, David. I put “idiot fil­ter” in quo­ta­tion marks.
    Any­way, if you find the lan­guage so offen­sive, what’cha doing rea­ding my blog in the first place? Jeeze Louise ;-)

  12. David says:

    Guess it’s like the cows. Can’t keep away from the fences…

  13. David says:

    Guess it’s like the cows. Can’t keep away from the fences…

  14. Now if you could only make “idiot fil­ter” calling cards for those of us who are single …

  15. Jonathan says:

    sorry if I sound like an old fart (in a corri­dor?) but the bit I like most about this card isn’t the f-word, it’s the first sen­tence. I’ve found the more arro­gant the per­son is, the less sus­cep­ti­ble they are to threats. And boy do I have a lot of arro­gant peo­ple to con­vince in my com­pany :-)