April 10, 2007

so why am i working for microsoft?

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Some peo­ple were sur­pri­sed to find me sud­denly on Microsoft’s pay­roll. But I had my rea­sons for doing this:
1. The cha­llenge. So far I had pro­ved my mar­ke­ting ideas to myself with two small com­pa­nies, English Cut and Stormhoek. But would the ideas scale to a big com­pany like Mic­ro­soft? Could the Hugh­train work on a macro level? I guess now is my chance to find out.
2. “Cul­tu­ral Re-Invention” is a sub­ject very dear to my heart. [See the car­toon above, drawn in 2004] It’s very hard to run a com­pany once it gets big. The grim rea­lity of mana­ging the poli­tics and kee­ping the sha­rehol­ders happy takes over from the rea­sons why the com­pany was foun­ded in the first place: to make great stuff. This explains why upper mana­ge­ment gets paid so much– what they do is inc­re­dibly dif­fi­cult. A few years ago I got the idea that if I could learn all about cul­tu­ral re-invention, learn about get­ting one’s cor­po­rate mojo back, and then apply what I knew to paying clients, it would be a pretty good busi­ness to be in. In the mean­time, Mic­ro­soft see­med to have reached a cross­roads, what with Bill Gates step­ping down, com­pe­ti­tors like Goo­gle etc appea­ring on the hori­zon in ever-greater strength and num­bers, open-source beco­ming big­ger and big­ger, Web 2.0 beco­ming big­ger and big­ger etc. etc, so in terms of what I was doing, their situa­tion genui­nely inte­rests me.
3. Robert Sco­ble chan­ged my life. When I saw what Robert was doing with his blog, back when he was wor­king at Mic­ro­soft, I had a big “A-Ha!” moment. THIS was how to tear at the mem­bra­nes in the com­pany cul­ture that were hol­ding things back. This was how to go about “Cul­tu­ral Re-Invention”. This, quite simply, was the future to me. Sadly [for me, at least, pro­bably not so sadly for him] he flew the nest and went to go work in Startup-ville, for a great little com­pany called Pod­tech. I felt a bit chea­ted, to be honest. It was like he had quit telling the story before we’d heard the ending. Of course, he had every right to do this, and his rea­sons for lea­ving were per­fectly kosher, but still… I wasn’t quite ready to see the expe­ri­ment end. I sup­pose in the end, I deci­ded the best way to keep the expe­ri­ment going was to start my own ver­sion, myself.
4. This is just a natu­ral exten­sion to the con­ver­sa­tions I was already having elsewhere. This whole thing, inc­lu­ding the Blue Mons­ter, all came about from an ongoing con­ver­sa­tion Steve Clay­ton and I star­ted when we first me at the Lon­don Girl Geek Din­ner last autumn. This gig just seems like a natu­ral con­ti­nua­tion of it.
5. It’s nice having something new to write about. Seriously. New adven­tu­res are always a good thing etc.
6. Who knows, maybe this will work. Mic­ro­soft is a multi-billion dollar com­pany with offi­ces all over the world. I’m just a guy with an inter­net con­nec­tion, typing away from a base­ment flat in West Lon­don. I like the odds.
[Com­ment– Richard Sta­cey:]

One thing you should try and get Mic­ro­soft peo­ple to do is “STOP BEING SO APOLOGETIC”. Whe­ne­ver you put a Mic­ro­soft per­son on a plat­form — they always feel the need to apo­lo­gise, or make awk­ward jokes. Do Yahoo peo­ple apo­lo­gise for being from Yahoo? Like­wise Goo­gle? Is this what the Blue Mons­ter thing is about (could it become part of it)?

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18 Responses to “so why am i working for microsoft?”

  1. tk says:

    I think that post was nee­ded for some of us. Thx Hugh.
    The ques­tion I still have is the follo­wing: do you just plan to use the Hugh train ideas within MS or do you believe you would have to adapt them ? And if so which one. Because for exam­ple the whole Micro-Brand approach (from my unders­tan­ding) was to deve­lop a tiny/non exis­tent brand on the inter­net and deve­lop it at a glo­bal level through some great ideas you have for­ma­li­zed. That’s obviously not the case for MS.
    And the cha­llenge of doing something with MS is huge, so you pro­bably need to start somewhere, what is your plan ?
    I am really very intri­gued by this new direc­tion that you are taking. Let us know a little more.

  2. Frank says:

    ‘…THIS was how to tear at the mem­bra­nes in the com­pany cul­ture that were hol­ding things back…‘
    This, Macleod-en-Borg, is the goods I had in mind in The Payoff (http://thebestbrew.wordpress.com/2007/04/05/the-payoff/). Sco­ble was edgy and fun to read BECAUSE he was inside. I am loo­king for­ward to what You pro­duce as an insider.

  3. hugh macleod says:

    What is my plan, tk? You’re watching it ;-)

  4. Ian Green says:

    Hey Hugh,
    Con­gra­tu­la­tions. That’s a pretty big gig. I think part of the pro­blem for MS is the pre­vai­ling recei­ved wis­dom out there about them and quite often the RW is wrong (see Frea­ko­no­mics.
    I think you have to stick with the Hugh­train rather than go down the Smoo­ze­train track — and there is a dan­ger that those sort of accu­sa­tions will be made. Be true to your­self and I think you can turn around the RW about MS

  5. I think Mic­ro­soft hired you to get a little “Scoble-juice” back and get some con­ver­sa­tion going off-piste — but I could be wrong.
    One thing you should try and get Mic­ro­soft peo­ple to do is “STOP BEING SO APOLOGETIC”. Whe­ne­ver you put a Mic­ro­soft per­son on a plat­form — they always feel the need to apo­lo­gise, or make awk­ward jokes. Do Yahoo peo­ple apo­lo­gise for being from Yahoo? Like­wise Goo­gle? Is this what the Blue Mons­ter thing is about (could it become part of it)?
    Good luck.

  6. Mark says:

    I’ve been wor­king as a con­sul­tant to Mic­ro­soft in the UK for six years now, spe­ci­fi­cally in rela­tion to its UK PR. There’s often a huge cul­tu­ral iner­tia that’s dif­fi­cult to breakth­rough, but I think that some of the company’s best work is achie­ved when that cut-through takes place.
    The big­gest cha­llenge for me though will be the poten­tial dis­con­nect bet­ween the gaping­void Mic­ro­soft expe­rience and the rest of the world Mic­ro­soft expe­rience. Your work with gaping­void itself and Stormhoek is power­ful because you own the expe­rience and can shape it (whether that’s a car­toon or get­ting in a car and visi­ting every Tesco super­mar­ket in the country!).
    You won’t be able to do that for Mic­ro­soft — but that’s not to say you shouldn’t try (I still am!). Best of luck — perhaps we’ll meet down Rea­ding way one day.

  7. Richard — right on. We do need to stop being so damn apo­lo­ge­tic and that’s abso­lu­tely what Blue Mons­ter is about for me. i tal­ked about this in a fairly can­did video I did to explain it a while back (on my blog if you’re inte­res­ted). As my quote on Hugh’s side­bar says
    “for too long, mic­ro­soft has allo­wed other peo­ple tell their story on their behalf– the media, their com­pe­ti­tion and their detrac­tors, espe­cially– ins­tead of doing a bet­ter job of it them­sel­ves“
    this is what it’s all about. Mic­ro­soft, it’s cus­to­mers and it’s part­ners telling the story about the good stuff we do together. the press love repor­ting bad news and whilst I’m not saying we deserve zero cri­ti­cism, it’s time to get some balance back.

  8. Justin says:

    When I wor­ked for Mic­ro­soft and hel­ped launch a cer­tain Win­dows ver­sion, the head of the team gave me as a joke ‘How to Win Friends and Influence Peo­ple’, as I’d pretty much been the liai­son bet­ween all of the peo­ple who didn’t know how to talk to cus­to­mers and part­ners and all of the cus­to­mers and part­ners them­sel­ves. I was a PR per­son faci­li­ta­ting com­mu­ni­ca­tion. It’s sur­pri­sing how many peo­ple need to apo­lo­gise within Mic­ro­soft for not kno­wing how to com­mu­ni­cate effectively…and if you can help them re-connect and lis­ten Hugh, this will help them no end.

  9. Tom Raftery says:

    Con­grats on lan­ding the gig Hugh — I’m deligh­ted for you, although I don’t envy you the task you have set yourself!

  10. It would be inte­res­ting to see Mic­ro­soft pulled back into the world of humi­lity. It’s my opi­nion that a company’s cul­ture is ulti­ma­tely set at the top whether it’s a start-up or a mul­ti­na­tio­nal. I also find it highly amu­sing that Steve Jobs has often accu­sed Mic­ro­soft as having no cul­ture and no taste.

  11. RKR says:

    To me, the com­pany is remi­nis­cent of the Roman Empire. Bill “Sha­kes­pear” Gates is for­tu­nate to have Hugh as his Mark Anthony.
    “Friends, Romans, country­men, lend me your ears… You all did love him once, not without cause: What cause withholds you then to mourn for him? O jud­ge­ment! thou art fled to bru­tish beasts, And men have lost their reason…”

  12. You know, Mic­ro­soft is lucky to have you.
    I like them bet­ter all ready, on instinct.

  13. Alex Grech says:

    I can’t stop laughing actually… I can just see the gleam of mischief. Just hope they don’t try and muzzle you too soon, though..

  14. love this thread and the enth­suiasm for what Hugh can bring to Mic­ro­soft. I’m busy hol­ding back the muzz­lers Alex :)
    Mic­ro­soft and Shakespeare…who woulda thought it?
    I can’t tell you all how much I’m enjo­ying the con­ver­sa­tion and watching it deve­lop. I really wasn’t sure where this would go but knew something would hap­pen. I agree with Mark here that the cha­llenge is the grass­roots approach we have here vs a more top down approach. Maybe I’m too opti­mis­tic to think it can change this com­pany and the way peo­ple per­ceive it but I’m going to keep trying to see how far we can take this ride. Being part of something many peo­ple say is impossible…it’s the best cha­llenge I’ve had in 10 years at Microsoft!

  15. Scamp says:

    Good luck with the gig, Hugh, I’m sure you’ll learn inte­res­ting things from it.
    They seem like a pretty good com­pany to me. And like another pos­ter, I res­pect them more for hiring you.
    By the way, let’s not for­get that, away from the cutting-edge of tech peo­ple / blo­gosphere etc, their pro­ducts work pretty well and they have a, what, 95% mar­ket share. So they’re doing ok.

  16. Kris Fuehr says:

    Mark: Regar­ding your com­ment about not being able to do that for Mic­ro­soft. Don’t be sur­pri­sed… Hugh is great at telling “the” story, not “our” story and that’s the beauty of Hugh. He tells it like it is and we’re lis­te­ning. Steve Ball­mer saw his work and smi­led. Hugh is con­ver­ting a cul­ture. Today at Web 2.0 Expo, we met with around 500 peo­ple at our booth. Ever­yone gets the blue mons­ter — we all nod. In our case, we all are sti­rred to make it hap­pen.
    [Your work with gaping­void itself and Stormhoek is power­ful because you own the expe­rience and can shape it
    You won’t be able to do that for Mic­ro­soft — but that’s not to say you shouldn’t try (I still am!). Best of luck — perhaps we’ll meet down Rea­ding way one day.]

  17. Anastasia_jd says:

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