April 9, 2007

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The great thing about having a sala­ried posi­tion at a large com­pany is, if you ever need a valid rea­son to kill your­self, your emplo­yer will gladly pro­vide you one within nano­se­conds. Ernst & Young kindly “shows us the way”.
Any Ernst folk out there who wish to borrow my gas oven, by all means, feel free to drop me a note etc.
[Note To Self:] Ouch. I’m in pain. Ouch. Ouch.

13 Responses to “[bonus link:]”

  1. Keith Handy says:

    I think it’s funny how many of the com­ments are dura­tions of time, as in “I las­ted through THIS MUCH of it”.
    I made it all the way through. Yes, I take great pride in being able to do this.
    Come on, lamers! You mis­sed the “BREAK DOWN”! (“Break down” mea­ning everything stops except for the vani­lla drum beat.) And the part where they SING FASTER AND WAVE THEIR ARMS!! And the part where the gui­tar pla­yer “takes a solo”, only you don’t hear it! OMG!!!

  2. RKR says:

    I would rather have a Bra­zi­lian (and I don’t mean a cabana boy)than actually watch that all the way through. “Oh Happy Days…oh shut up!”

  3. Maddison says:

    Keith your stron­ger than any of us. I las­ted 10 minu­tes. That has got to be the worst spot I have ever seen.

  4. Keith Handy says:

    Mad­di­son: ten minu­tes? You must have been struck into a coma and not noti­ced it was over. ;)

  5. krzysztof kurowski says:

    dunno why but it remainds me of nazi pro­pa­ganda, oh happy days! ;|

  6. Steve Bates says:

    I was able to grind through a few years at EY. It’s not as bad as Lowe’s or Hizzle Dizzle where you have to do the cheer every mor­ning. But that lady would get really anno­ying when you were trying to make a phone call and was “sin­ging” that song and run­ning through the office.
    You should have seen the peo­ple that didn’t make the cut!

  7. Paul Ding says:

    if you ever need a valid rea­son to kill your­self, your emplo­yer will gladly pro­vide you one within nanoseconds.

    A valid rea­son to kill your­self may be a valid rea­son to kill your boss. In Troy Michi­gan this mor­ning, Anthony LaCa­la­mita only win­ged Paul Riva and Alan Stein­berg, both part­ners at Gor­don Advi­sors, PC, where he had wor­ked.
    Made­line Kafoury, howe­ver, a reti­red secretary/receptionist who was only hel­ping out during tax sea­son, was killed.
    Les­son: Unless you’re sure your cowor­kers are crack shots, con­si­der wea­ring body armor to work until you find a bet­ter job.

  8. Krupo says:

    Look care­ful at the ope­ning fra­mes — it’s a rec­rui­ting vid.
    If you do not have the men­ta­lity of a 19-year-old, then you’re obviously too old and “mature” for a silly romp.
    Rec­rui­ting vids are asto­nishingly cringe-causing. But that’s because you’re older and you find it to be cheesy.
    The young kids out there who do the tic­king and tying of sche­du­les are also going to see Bla­des of Glory and 300 in movie thea­tres. Willing. Paying money to see it.
    Not to cri­ti­cize anyone for knoc­king the vid — it’s fair game on that front — but remem­ber to keep an open mind. :)

  9. Maddison says:

    Funny Keith, I meant 10 seconds. Now I see what hap­pens to the mind when one watches bad adver­ti­sing spots. I’ve read about this before, just never thought it would hap­pen to me, Lol.

  10. kav says:

    Oh God, I had an inter­view with them a cou­ple of months ago. Now I’m doubly relie­ved I didn’t get the job.

  11. Fredd Kambo says:

    Krupo: Don’t you think the 19 year old of all peo­ple would find this spot posi­ti­vely revol­ting? I mean, that par­ti­cu­lar demo­graphic is pro­bably more “media savvy” or BS averse than any other. No?

  12. Matt Smith says:

    It’s funny you men­tion E&Y, I’ve got a buddy who would opt for a root canal, rather work at his E&Y office more than a few hours.

  13. david parmet says:

    The folks in that video are all very happy to be there. In fact for many of them it’s the high point of their lives — wor­king at E&Y. That’s what our modern edu­ca­tio­nal sys­tem has given us, a world of sheep who would opt for humi­lia­tion and the safety of a cor­po­rate posi­tion over the free­dom of free agency.
    Unfor­tu­na­tely for many of the so-called edu­ca­ted class in the wes­tern world, the option of free agency has been breed and edu­ca­ted out of them by the time they are out of college.
    Or maybe for­tu­na­tely since there are that many more oppor­tu­ni­ties for the rest of us.