Comments on: steve jobs just farted

By: Madison Guy

Madison Guy — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 04:22:48 +0000

Cool phone, that iPhone. But I was kind of hoping for a really great handheld computer, open platform sort of thing. Someday someone will build a better handheld computer than the Psion Series 5, but it probably won't be Steve Jobs. As Jobs said of the iPhone to the New York Times, “I don’t want people to think of this as a computer. I think of it as reinventing the phone.” That's the problem. I'll just have to keep using my Series 5, which ironically I bought the year Jobs killed the Apple Newton, the first great PDA. (Oh, and a little Nokia on the side. Why not?)

By: Sterling Camden

Sterling Camden — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 08:07:57 +0000

That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

By: Dennis Howlett

Dennis Howlett — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 19:00:51 +0000

Which inspired this: http://www.accmanpro.com/2007/01/12/the-rising-stench-at-apple/ LOL

By: paul fabretti

paul fabretti — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 18:38:06 +0000

If the iPhone (or whatever the lawyers force them to change it to!) is a load of pants then Steve Jobs may be shitting himself — now THAT would make the news!

By: Doug Karr

Doug Karr — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:24:58 +0000

The fart would be perfect, and smell much better than other farts. It would be aesthetically pleasing and wouldn’t frustrate when used. It would probably be more expensive, and consume the market — overpowering other farts.

By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:25:34 +0000

marc sicard:
> looks more and more like someone is getting
> really, really jealous …
Sounds more like marc retard. What makes you think making a really stupid comment is an appropriate response to a shaft of wit?

By: spargo

spargo — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 06:55:52 +0000

with every remark about Apple, Jobs, his dress-sense, and the iPhone, the stench of jealousy seems to get stronger.

By: John

John — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:00:03 +0000

price of success Hugh!

By: AntiB

AntiB — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 03:23:03 +0000

Awful! I like your creative much and much!

By: Thomas

Thomas — Fri, 12 Jan 2007 01:32:24 +0000

I liked the concept of the phone, but couldn’t help but notice how much the reality distortion field was in full effect after the release. Funny since noone has yet to touch the thing. Oh well, someone needed to improve cellphone usablity.

By: marc sicard

marc sicard — Thu, 11 Jan 2007 23:25:57 +0000

looks more and more like someone is getting really, really jealous …