January 9, 2007

MacYawn

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Everyone’s been get­ting all exci­ted about Apple’s new “iPhone”, but somehow I just can’t be bothe­red.
I feel much the same way about my new Mac­Book Pro lap­top, which I’ve had since Novem­ber. The most inte­res­ting thing so far has been ope­ning the card­board box it came in. Since then it’s been all downhill.
Though to be fair, one can never get too exci­ted about good pac­kage design.…
[Note to Sty­list:] The guy who can look good in a turt­le­neck hasn’t been born.
[UPDATE:] A fairly infor­mal reac­tion from Nokia.

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18 Responses to “MacYawn”

  1. Sam Sethi says:

    This is why we love you so much …

  2. Andrew Denny says:

    For some rea­son I follo­wed the blog­ging on Engad­get, line by line, photo by photo, and was trans­fi­xed. And at the end I thought ‘what’s all the fuss about?‘
    A phone I can’t get for nine months, an ipod that can’t hold all the music and pod­casts that’s on my current ipod, something that’s fat­ter and shorter-lifed than my current phone, that won’t take as good pho­to­graphs or video, that’s going to be $500 inc­lu­ding a two-year con­tract (which means at least £350 here in the UK)…etc etc
    I was under the impres­sion it was going to change my life. Why did I waste two good hours of my life watching it?
    I felt the same when I ope­ned my first (and only) mac three years ago. It las­ted 18 months before I thought ‘hey, this is only a com­pu­ter’ and retur­ned to Dell.

  3. Krzysztof Kurowski says:

    higher purchase for higher pur­pose
    is it gonna be bet­ter for sho­wing off than xda?

  4. Mikael says:

    I’ve been con­tem­pla­ting get­ting a smartphone to replace my 3+ year old brick. I have always enjo­yed apple’s user inter­face and design so I admit that I am pretty exci­ted about this one. I sup­pose we’ll see if the pro­duct is up to the hype around it (it does look very nice), but $500 is a lot of money for a little com­pu­ter thin­gie. Even if it is all that they say.

  5. Oh look, Hugh — you’ve acci­den­tally star­ted an iPhone thread, when you clearly don’t like it…
    Well, here goes:
    Per­so­nally, I’m sur­pri­sed at the capa­city and lack of 3G.
    There we go.
    I love Apple.
    The end :P

  6. Lol in 7 years it will be PC again.

  7. Exci­ted or not, you have to admit that this launch is sig­ni­fi­cant. This phone rai­ses the bar far higher than it’s ever been for the design of smartpho­nes. Once it catches on, the way con­su­mers expe­rience the mobile web will be fore­ver chan­ged, and mobile will finally be a use­ful mar­ke­ting channel.

  8. Alex says:

    Surely Hugh it would have been more sur­pri­sing if you had got exci­ted about it? ;-)

  9. hugh macleod says:

    “Once it catches on, the way con­su­mers expe­rience the mobile web will be fore­ver chan­ged, and mobile will finally be a use­ful mar­ke­ting chan­nel.“
    We’ll see.…

  10. Paul Murphy says:

    If you’re get­ting bored, ins­tall Vista on your new Mac — works won­der­fully.
    The phone is a big deal (just look at the market’s reac­tion) but not to me either… or anyone living outside the US.

  11. hugh macleod says:

    Paul, it may be a big deal for some, fair enough.
    I’ve been saying it for years, what the mar­ket WANTS is a small, por­ta­ble device that can handle web, phone, com­pu­ter, video and music without making a dog’s din­ner of everything. For Apple to spot the gap in the mar­ket was hardly roc­ket science. Of course, they’re going to bring in their par­ti­cu­larly nasty ver­sion of DRM into the mix, tea­med up with good ol’ AT&T…
    The com­pany you work for [MS] has a cou­ple of billion dollars in the bank. So what was stop­ping you guys these last 5 years?
    What ever hap­pe­ned to “Your vision, our pas­sion” [or wha­te­ver]? Or was that just Madi­son Ave­nue spea­king?
    Hell, if MS could actually get their wi-fi to work pro­perly I wouldn’t even be owning a Mac right now…

  12. Paul Murphy says:

    Well we’re star­ting to give those billions back to sha­rehol­ders so peo­ple like you can’t use that argu­ment any­more!! :)
    In all serious­ness, we’ve hardly been stan­ding still. Our Mobile & Embed­ded Divi­sion is has been the fas­test gro­wing divi­sion in Mic­ro­soft over the past seve­ral years. We have all the soft­ware tech­no­logy to do what you say (and I aspire to own that same device btw). We’re just as close with our latest gene­ra­tion smartpho­nes as Apple Inc.
    Our prin­ci­ple limi­ta­tion (and we’ll see this with iPhone as well — I’m con­fi­dent) is bat­tery power (thus, pro­ces­sing power). I stand firm that we won’t see true con­ver­gence in this space until a sig­ni­fi­cant inno­va­tion in power (either in con­sump­tion or supply).

  13. jill says:

    I’ve had a phone that hand­les “web, phone, com­pu­ter, video and music” (OK, not music very well)for about four years. It’s a Sony Erics­son P900 circa 2003(?). OK it’s fat­ter and hea­vier, and I can’t look like a media tos­ser using it; but it has a mas­sive touch screen and most of the func­tions are there.
    I think George Cloo­ney looks good in a turt­le­neck. Steve Jobs looks like a ‘trendy vicar’ who says ‘yeah, call me Jeff’.

  14. michael says:

    Spot­ting the hole in the mar­ket, that’s easy, right? Execution…that’s the tough part. Apple has wor­ked for 2+ years to step up and try to fill that hole. They may not suc­ceed with the iPhone, but why are so many peo­ple so down on them for trying?

  15. The big news for me was multi-touch. It’s ama­zing (goo­gle it, watch the vids). Apple own the patent on this tech­no­logy (they bought it). So whilst Mic­ro­soft toils away on 5 billion dollars worth of tax deduc­ta­ble “research” each year, Apple watch an emer­ging tech­no­logy and snap it up. I like their style.
    It’s time for Mic­ro­soft to indeed go home, I feel.

  16. Tim Benjamin says:

    Hi Hugh,
    I agree.
    For star­ters, the mas­sive screen and lack of an off-screen key­pad are trou­bling.
    I’ve got one of Nokia’s horri­ble 7710s which has both of these ‘fea­tu­res’. The result? Very short bat­tery life and a cons­tant fiddle when trying to dial num­bers.
    Tim Benjamin

  17. Bernardo says:

    Hey Hugh, I com­men­ted on Pekka Pohjakallo’s remarks back on my own blog. Check it out: http://rawsocket.org/?p=341

  18. sayten says:

    I’m not sur­pri­sed that you are not exci­ted about the iPhone. I’m not exci­ted about it either. I am pis­sed that they did not update the iPod since the dis­play on one I have had for 2 years just died.
    I am sur­pri­sed that you’re not a fan of your Mac­Book. I find OS X to be a sta­ble, pretty and func­tio­nal ope­ra­ting sys­tem. I recently have run pre-release ver­sions of both Leo­pard and Vista and find that Vista might be pretty but it is less func­tio­nal than even XP because every 10 seconds the screen fogs over and I am asked to con­firm an action that I ini­tia­ted a moment before. “Fire­fox is attemp­ting to use your inter­net con­nec­tion.” NO SHIT? REALLY?
    These cons­tant requests for con­fir­ma­tion of sim­ple actions indi­ca­tes that Mic­ro­soft still has not sol­ved any of their secu­rity issues. It just looks like they added more duct tape to con­ceal the pro­blems hoping to stop the leaks ins­tead of rebuil­ding the parts that leak in the first place.