January 7, 2007

the super-smart women’s love manifesto

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The Super-Smart Women’s Love Mani­festo
1. Come here often?
2. You work for Sun Mic­rosys­tems? Never heard of them.
3. You? Make more money than me? As if.
4. To hell with your mind. Where are the big boobs, tight ass, long blonde hair and cute little gig­gle? Jeeze, get with the pro­gram, Girl.
5. Can I have your phone num­ber any­way?
[Ins­pi­red by Nia.]
[Mani­festo sub­mis­sion gui­de­li­nes are here.] [Mani­festo archive is here.]

One Response to “the super-smart women’s love manifesto”

  1. EastVanEsica says:

    It actually hap­pens like that, some­ti­mes. =) lol