January 1, 2007

five things you don’t know about me

1. I dis­like you inten­sely.
2. I love it when bad things hap­pen to you.
3. When your name is men­tio­ned I imme­dia­tely try to change the sub­ject.
4. I wouldn’t read your blog if you paid me.
5. If we were trap­ped on a desert island together I would kill myself.
[Link One.] [Link Two.]

16 Responses to “five things you don’t know about me”

  1. jon kudelka says:

    Well at least num­ber 5 would give me something to eat.

  2. That’s the best way to end this stu­pid meme that I’ve ever seen!

  3. John Dodds says:

    Tech­meme fea­tu­res a rumour that a collec­tion has star­ted at Expedia’s tro­pi­cal vaca­tion section!

  4. Joe Raasch says:

    Wel­come to 2007 Mr Hugh Mac­leod — only up from here.
    Best,
    JOE

  5. chris says:

    Is it like some kind of pyra­mid scheme for A-List blogs?
    What we really want to know is their mother’s mai­den name and the name of their first pet

  6. Rex Dixon says:

    Nice! I doubt it will end the stu­pid meme trend though.

  7. Krzysztof Kurowski says:

    Well put. No need to adver­tise yourself.

  8. Marti says:

    Need a hug?
    {{ }}
    LOL

  9. Alan says:

    I was thin­king “scha­den­freude” at no. 2.

  10. I got hit twice for five things.…so I figu­red that I didn’t need to pass on the chain letter…they can­ce­led each other out.

  11. hena says:

    like your picture,but my English is very poor,sometimes I spend a lot of time on rea­ding your article ‚luckly,just read slowly,I can unders­tand your mea­ning ‚thank god!

  12. soxiam says:

    This is truly ama­zing. I feel exactly the same way about you.

  13. Lord says:

    1. Thanks for kee­ping it to your­self.
    2. That must explain your mood.
    3. Much suc­cess with that?
    4. Don’t worry, I won’t.
    5. Save me the trou­ble? How con­si­de­rate. ;-)

  14. Jon says:

    You having a bad day? :) ~
    We love you any­way. We may have to kill you out of kind­ness. But we love you anyway.

  15. Ola says:

    Do you know you are the num­ber one result on Goo­gle for the phrase “five things you don’t know about me”. Pretty cool. The nature of your res­ponse must have gene­ra­ted a lot of links…

  16. Mary Ellen says:

    I hope you don’t mind but I used this as my Valen­tine Card to peo­ple in the office