Archive for December, 2006

December 8, 2006

haunted

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[Bonus Link:] The always-entertaining John T. Unger’s “Ami­ca­ble Here­tic Mani­festo:“

4. You’re only entit­led to the opi­nions you’ve thought through. You can only do that if you use hard data. Opi­nions you adopt from others are other people’s opi­nions, not yours.
5. Fear is cau­sed by thin­king you have an ans­wer when in fact, you haven’t done anything to get one.
6. Belief in one truth over all others deba­ses that truth. There are always a lot of truths, some of which can be simul­ta­neously and con­tra­dic­to­rily true.
7. Having no good flaws is worse than having no good traits.

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the love thing

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I’ve just got the Love Thing going on today. Long story.

blue monster lithographs

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I said ear­lier that if the Mic­ro­soft “Blue Mons­ter” car­toon got enough trac­tion inside Mic­ro­soft and its exten­ded family, Stormhoek would con­si­der doing a sig­ned, limi­ted edi­tion litho­graph.
Well, accor­ding to Microsoft’s Streve Clay­ton, this appears to be exactly what’s hap­pe­ning.
Very cool.
The­re­fore I am happy to announce that the litho­graphs are now at the printer’s, they’ll be here on Mon­day, and hope­fully I’ll be sig­ning them next week, once I get back from Le Web 3 in Paris.
Rock on.
[PS: Note to all Mic­ro­soft emplo­yees: Yes, you can use the image as part of your e-mail sig­na­ture, just like Steve does. Go right ahead. Also, feel free to put it up on your blog side­bar, if you have one, again, just like Steve does. That would be terri­fic. Thanks.]

drawbridge

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December 7, 2006

the time management manifesto

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Rajesh Setty, author of “Beyond Code”, has writ­ten a very lucid Time Mana­ge­ment Mani­festo. Great stuff:

Making the most of your time
You can’t manage time. You can only manage your­self. Suc­cess­ful peo­ple manage to get a lot more out of their time. Here are nine things that you can focus on next year to make the most out of your time.

1. Exe­cu­ting on your current pro­jects flaw­lessly
No excu­ses there. None of the other items in the list mat­ter if you keep brea­king pro­mi­ses and go south on your com­mit­ments.
2. Strengthe­ning your per­so­nal brand
Whether you like it or not, you have a per­so­nal brand. It is “who you are” to the world. A per­so­nal brand, like any other brand is a pro­mise to the world.
Your per­so­nal brand or iden­tity in the mar­ket­place is impor­tant as it has direct corre­la­tion with the value that the mar­ket­place pla­ces on you. Here is how it always works – first you invest in your per­so­nal brand mea­ning first you work on your per­so­nal brand and then your per­so­nal brand works for you.
3. Buil­ding long-term rela­tionships
Long-term rela­tionships with power­ful peo­ple will pro­vide you the ulti­mate com­pe­ti­tive advan­tage. Invest in buil­ding them. Here are three things to remem­ber on rela­tionships:
• It is not what you know but who you know.
• It is not who you but how you know who you know
• It is just not who you know; it is who knows you.
4. Inc­rea­sing your capa­city to deli­ver
Who you are currently may not be ready to face the cha­llen­ges or take advan­tage of the oppor­tu­ni­ties of tomo­rrow. You have to con­ti­nuously invest in your capa­city to deli­ver in the future.
5. Making a dif­fe­rence to the world
This world is what we make of it. Ever­yone has an uns­po­ken res­pon­si­bi­lity to make a posi­tive dif­fe­rence in this world. Without worr­ying about what your neigh­bor is doing, do something good.
6. Inc­rea­sing others’ capa­city to make a dif­fe­rence
You also have a res­pon­si­bi­lity to inc­rease the capa­city of peo­ple around you to make a dif­fe­rence. Lift them to a higher level in any which way you can.
7. Spen­ding time with friends and family
They say that we are blind to things that are very close to us. Family and friends typi­cally come into this cate­gory. You can take them for gran­ted and if you are bit late, you don’t have to worry as you won’t have them for you to take care.
8. Become a valued mem­ber in mul­ti­ple net­works
You can’t do everything alone. You have to not only belong to mul­ti­ple net­works but also be a con­tri­bu­ting mem­ber there.
9. Lear­ning and lear­ning to unlearn
The infor­ma­tion over­load is only going to get worse. Explore Mind­map­ping. Explore Acce­le­ra­ted Lear­ning. Explore Audio books. Explore Book Sum­ma­ries. Do something but don’t stop lear­ning with quo­ting lack of time.
It is also impor­tant to ensure that you leave behind those skills that may no lon­ger be rele­vant. In other words, learn to unlearn.

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From Rick Segal:

I’m back from the Antarc­tica. Words can’t desc­ribe the majes­tic beauty of our seventh con­ti­nent. I’ve tried to cap­ture some of it in 5000 pho­tos. I wouldn’t sub­ject anyone to that pain but for those of you that are inte­res­ted in some sam­ples, I’ve crea­ted a small (145) set that cap­tu­res some of San­tiago, the Ice and wild­life.

The flickr link is here.

Well done, Rick. Con­grats on such an inte­res­ting trip etc.

December 6, 2006

the “i’m my only boss, and my boss is not an idiot” manifesto

Thank you, Rod Call, for this one:

I’m my only boss, and my boss is not an idiot Mani­festo
1. If I want to lis­ten to Johnny Cash during the “work day”, then I lis­ten to Johnny Cash during the work­day.
2. If I want to dec­lare flip-flops and a t-shirt as “accep­ta­ble dress code”, then I dec­lare flip-flops and t-shirts as accep­ta­ble dress code.
3. Since I lost patience for “micro-managing super­vi­sors”, I am sure to not micro-manage nor become a “super­vi­sor”.
4. I might miss a “steady paycheck”, but I don’t miss burnt cof­fee, fluo­res­cent ligh­ting, and zombie-like co-workers.
5. 8 – 5 with wee­kends and holi­days off! Means nothing if at 5:01 and on wee­kends and holi­days you feel like a pri­so­ner who has been freed, only to know that you must return soon.

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more thresher madness

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There was some spe­cu­la­tion in the natio­nal media that The Thresher virus might end up losing Thresher’s money.
Guess not:

“The effect has been fan­tas­tic,” Roger Whi­te­side, CEO at The Thresher Group told the drinks busi­ness. “Sales are up over 60% in the days the offer has been ope­ra­tive.“
The sug­ges­tion by cer­tain natio­nal news­pa­pers that The Thresher Group might suf­fer as a result of the unex­pec­ted rush of shop­pers has not pro­ved true. “It is a heavy dis­count but there is still a posi­tive mar­gin and we have made more money out of it in the end,” explai­ned Whi­te­side.
Howe­ver, the drinks retai­ler was sur­pri­sed at the res­ponse. “We didn’t plan anything like this,” he admit­ted. “We have sent our cor­po­rate part­ners cou­pons the last two years and on this occa­sion they sent it onto friends and family.“
Whi­te­side, who was pre­viously joint MD of on-line super­mar­ket Ocado, added, “I have been in inter­net mar­ke­ting for years and viral cam­paigns hap­pen by luck, not by design.”

Basi­cally, their mar­gins were hit somewhat, but the inc­rease in store traf­fic more than made up for it.
What’s more inte­res­ting to me is what Thresher’s can learn from this little epi­sode, to improve their busi­ness long-term.

December 5, 2006

congrats, jason!

Hear­tiest con­gra­tu­la­tions to Jason Cala­ca­nis for his new gig at Sequoia Capi­tal.

hitwise stats

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Heather Hop­kins over at Hit­wise has some great stats on the Thresher virus:

The weblog for South Afri­can wine-producer, Stormhoek, which pos­ted the voucher on 24th Novem­ber, saw its web­site visits surge ahead of those to Threshers, cap­tu­ring a 110 times lar­ger share of visits than Threshers. On 28th Novem­ber, the voucher was also pos­ted in the forum of MoneySavingExpert.com and 45% of visits to Threshers.co.uk came from forums.moneysavingexpert.com last week.
Wine retai­lers are trying to bene­fit from the frenzy. A search for “threshers” on Goo­gle yes­ter­day retur­ned a spon­so­red result for Sainsbury’s pro­mo­ting 25% off wine and today, Vir­gin Wines was the top spon­so­red result, offe­ring 50% off wine.

“pissed as newts” video

Heh. Ivan over at Snip­pe­roo made a wee You­Tube video of last Friday’s “Pis­sed As Newts Tour” with Sco­ble, Sam Sethi, myself & Co.
Good job, Ivan!

the don’t look back manifesto

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This is terri­fic. From Doug Emer­son over at Pro­fi­ta­ble Hor­se­man.

Don’t Look Back Mani­festo
Hor­ses have been trai­ning me for a long time. Directly and indi­rectly, my expe­rien­ces with them have sha­ped my life. Thoughts on dwe­lling on the past follow.
Riding hor­ses over jumps is life: fast, slow, up, down, con­trol, rec­kless­ness. Thin­king about jum­ping on hor­se­back, I recall the words of a riding ins­truc­tor about show jum­ping. He said, “When you hear the jump rail get clun­ked by your horse’s hoof, DON’T LOOK BACK! Keep both eyes for­ward and focus on the next jump; you can’t fix anything back there!
That defi­ni­tive “clunk” of hoof on wood is paraly­zing to the rider. It means one of two pos­si­ble things have hap­pe­ned. The rail has only been tic­ked and the rider will escape faults on the round or the rail will fall from the stan­dards pena­li­zing the rider on his imper­fect ride.
When clunks occur, the temp­ta­tion to turn to see if the rail came down is addic­tive. Loo­king back blurs the rider’s focus on the next fence. An expert rider already has his eyes and atten­tion on the next jump as he clears the rail directly under him. Timing is cri­ti­cal and focus is impe­ra­tive.
Good timing and power­ful con­cen­tra­tion are uni­ver­sal suc­cess ingre­dients.
Com­pe­ting on a horse in a jum­ping class is much like the way we all do our jobs or run our busi­nes­ses. The jump class is a series of obs­tac­les of dif­fe­rent types over a map­ped course. The horse and rider are a team that meets each cha­llenge head on.
Your job is to be pre­pa­red to do the best you can on each jump in your day. Some­ti­mes we tick, knock down or crash on the jumps in our way. The riding coach speaks the ulti­mate horse sense when he says, don’t look back.
Metapho­ri­cally, the next jump is coming quickly from the future to the pre­sent and the past jump is unchan­gea­ble his­tory.
Focus on the next hurdle with all of your power of con­cen­tra­tion. The time for analy­sis of what hap­pe­ned is later, when the round is over. Too often, we get hung up on what has hap­pe­ned ins­tead of what is hap­pe­ning right now. We know that we can’t change his­tory but that doesn’t stop us from dwe­lling on it.
I don’t sus­pect my horse has spent much of his day worr­ying about which jump rail he knoc­ked down. He is only con­cer­ned with the mat­ters at hand, that being the next jump or his next flake of hay. Horse sense comes easy only to hor­ses.
Unders­tand the impor­tance of today, here and now. Focus and ready for pro­gress. When thoughts mean­der back to “knoc­ked rails” from pre­vious expe­rien­ces, the chance of losing focus heigh­tens and his­tory repeats.
Don’t Look Back.

Thanks, Doug! Great stuff.
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an excellent post for those of us who don’t much like “small talk”

I really like this thought from Fredd Kambo:

I don’t bother “net­wor­king” any­more, ins­tead, I try to build rela­tionships with peo­ple I find inte­res­ting, and who I think are doing inte­res­ting things. And I make it my mis­sion to help them in any way I can to achieve their mis­sion. I find this much more satisf­ying, much more hono­ra­ble, and much more fun. And this is the cool thing about people.…When you help them out in this way, they help you out. Not because it’s a tit for tat deal, but because both par­ties are enga­ged in a mutually bene­fi­cial rela­tionship that extends beyond the next favor.

why the thresher’s meme went viral

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Den­nis How­lett, in the gaping­void com­ments sec­tion gives a good synop­sis of why the Thresher meme went viral:

Whether deli­be­rate or other­wise is irre­le­vant. It seems to me there were seve­ral trig­gers:
Price was clearly something that peo­ple latched onto. 40% sounds great until you rea­lise price com­pe­ti­tion still puts them ahead of Tesco on cer­tain lines. But then who asso­cia­tes Threshers with this kind of thing?
Neverthe­less, Threshers offers con­ve­nience because it’s in the com­mu­nity in the first place. Something the giants for­get. And which has various cost and price effects.
The air of mys­ti­que — is this real, is it a scam, jeez — it is for real all play a part in making the rea­der think they’re in on something others are not.
Get­ting the word out was great and ampli­fied these effects for a pro­duct that ever­yone wants — right now and which is suf­fi­ciently expen­sive for peo­ple to want a big dis­count. That’s the real sec­ret. Timing.
Low pri­ces, every day just didn’t cut it this week.

[UPDATE:] My old friend James Thom­son [who’s been in the Scots whisky busi­ness for well over a decade] also makes some good points in the com­ments below:

The 40% impro­ve­ment on the usual 33% had five clear advan­ta­ges in my book — although there are many others.
1. Sim­ple. I have done the buy 3 for the price of 2 a few times (did it with 3 x stormhoek) but its a pain as you only get the least expen­sive bottle free. This is sim­pler.
2 & 3. It was web exc­lu­sive and so was a ‘dis­co­very’ offer i.e. not pim­ped rather loudly all about the sto­res. This is a won­der­ful com­bi­na­tion that appeals to peo­ple who like to do cle­ver things (i.e. save in an inte­lli­gent way) while at the same time com­bi­ning cheap­ness with exc­lu­si­vity. That’s quite rare.
4. Timing; holi­day booze needs are well unders­tood. Ever­yone needs to stock up so this was enough incen­tive to get this both tal­ked about and used and, in the spi­rit of the holi­days, you also don’t have to give a bottle you just tell your mates how to save by pas­sing this news around — a kind of self help voucher for others to be told about. A virus that runs on the shoul­ders of giving advice — per­fect.
5. Sounds bet­ter than it is. Many don’t know about the ‘up to 33%’ that runs all year. 40% off sounds ama­zing at first ins­pec­tion while 10% — which is what it is roughly — is much less inte­res­ting. Peo­ple read the first thing they see “hey 40% off!” and act on that before they look any further. Time and eye ball pres­sure has made online rea­ding almost devoid of atten­tion to detail at times.
James

NB: The Thresher’s cou­pon is still valid until this Sun­day, the 10th Decem­ber, Peo­ple [UK only]. You can down­load yours here.

December 4, 2006

“indirectly”

Cory Doc­to­row in For­bes: “I’ve been giving away my books ever since my first novel came out, and boy has it ever made me a bunch of money.“
[NB. Besi­des being a very pro­li­fic and accom­plished wri­ter, Cory is also one of the four main con­tri­bu­tors of Boing­Boing, quite rightly one of the lar­gest and most res­pec­ted blogs on the pla­net.]
I can­not urge you enough to go read this article. “Blogs are a great way of making things hap­pen indi­rectly” is something I’ve been saying for years. Cory is living proof of this, just about more than anyone I can think of.
“Indi­rectly”. Look at this brave new world of ours in terms of “indi­rectly”, and you’ll be fine.
[Thanks to Doc for the link.]

nice tie

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recent e-mail exchange:

Dirk Stoop:

I take the cha­llenge!
Here’s my per­so­nal two-word mani­festo:

Do more.


Cheers, Dirk

Hugh Mac­Leod:

Aha!
Here’s my one-word mani­festo:

1. Love

Or my no-word Zen mani­festo:

.….….….…..

Cheers, Hugh

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just so you kow.…

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I fuc­king hate the way suc­cess makes my wri­ting much more cir­cums­pect.
Fai­lure is underrated.

the four-word manifesto

Being the total bre­vity fan­boy, I went ahead and wrote a four-word mani­festo.

The Four Word Mani­festo.

1. Love.
2. Loss.
3. Reli­gion.
4. Ambition.

Meanwhile, La Inter­nista [who wri­tes ano­no­mously, to keep her­self from get­ting fired] sent me this mani­festo, which I dec­li­ned to post in full. In my e-mail to her, I wrote:

Interns do not need a mani­festo about how much their jobs suck. They already know their jobs suck. What interns need are mani­fes­tos that show them a path out of their suc­kass job situa­tion. Much more interesting.

I kinda like the effort she put into it, though. Rock on.
[UPDATE:] La Inter­nista has since dele­ted the post. Domage.
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second life economy

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The Eco­no­mics of Second Life. The lat­ter publishes the stats [Thanks to Tom Coa­tes for the link.].
I find the most inte­res­ting thing about Second Life is the media atten­tion it gene­ra­tes.
After that, it all goes downhill. As I heard Sarah Blow saying once, the trou­ble with avatar-based worlds is that appea­ran­ces are crea­ted around how peo­ple see them­sel­ves, not around how other peo­ple see them. The­rein lies the dis­con­nect. You end up with a vir­tual world of Michael Jack­sons.
Nevi­lle Hob­son and some collea­gues recently ope­ned up the first mar­ke­ting com­pany in Second Life called Cra­yon, in order to help cor­po­rate clients inte­ract with Second Life space as seam­lessly as pos­si­ble.
Con­cep­tually I think it’s a neat idea, even if I can’t per­so­nally get into the whole Second Life thing. Hey, not ever­yone can get into blogs, either. It might work, maybe it won’t, I’m hoping it does. Good luck to them.

pub crawl pics

Darren Streight publishes his Flickr pho­to­set of last Friday’s Lon­don “Pis­sed As Newts” pub crawl with Robert Sco­ble, and the Fire­fox party that follo­wed after­wards.
Here’s a pic of me. Damn, my beard needs a trim!

December 3, 2006

the made by sofa manifesto

Thanks to Made By Sofa for their 100-word mani­festo on Soft­ware Design:

1. Over 50% of any piece of soft­ware is com­mu­ni­ca­tion with its end-user. To build good soft­ware a deve­lo­ping team should spend at least 50% of their time thin­king about what and how they want to com­mu­ni­cate. Pre­fe­rably even more.
2. We want to create good soft­ware. And we want to colla­bo­rate with others to help them make end-user expe­rience a cen­tral focus in all of their deve­lop­ment efforts.
3. Sha­ping inte­rac­tion is a pri­vi­lege and we con­si­der it an art.
4. With pri­vi­lege comes res­pon­si­bi­lity. Our prime res­pon­si­bi­lity as soft­ware deve­lo­pers is to make sure peo­ple have a good time using our software.

Nice and short. Good job!
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“accountability breeds passion and desire.”

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Thank you, Pamela, for this wee gem:

The Work Mani­festo
by Pamela Slim, Escape from Cubicle Nation
1. Work is your real life
. It is the way you trans­late your fee­lings, your thoughts, your hopes and your desi­res into something valua­ble, tan­gi­ble and use­ful every day. You can choose to make work into a drea­ded, neces­sary evil that you can’t wait to finish so that you can get busy with your “real life.” Why not just do work you love?
2. Good work will improve your sex life. Frus­tra­ted emplo­yees des­pe­ra­tely long for exci­te­ment and release in the form of fan­tasy foot­ball, inter­net sur­fing, porn, and the affec­tions of their stres­sed and over­wor­ked spou­ses. No superhero could fill the gigan­tic void of a pas­sion­less man or woman in a 15-minute tryst in bed. Express your pas­sion through your work every day, all day, and find that you will be less needy, more atten­tive, open, giving and loving to your part­ner. Which makes for bet­ter sex.
3. Your sec­ret desire holds the clue to your best work. You say that you would love to do mea­ning­ful work, but don’t know how to find it. What is your sec­ret desire? What idea are you a little emba­rras­sed to share with someone because it is so deli­cate or bold or crazy or exci­ting? You often claim to not know what you want to do, but in fact cen­sor your­self from what you know you want for fear of appea­ring ridi­cu­lous.
4. You can’t fool your kids. Many of you claim pas­sion­less, dull and frus­tra­ting careers with the excuse that you must pro­vide for your family. Pro­vi­ding for your family is noble; using it as an excuse to hide from your own great­ness is a bad exam­ple for your kids. If you want them to grow up moti­va­ted, crea­tive, free and enter­pri­sing, be that your­self. They are watching and emu­la­ting your every move.
5. Fear is the great inhi­bi­tor. All of the excu­ses that you find for not doing work you love have solu­tions. You do not enact them because you are afraid: of sho­wing up too big in the world; of fai­ling; of appea­ring as an impos­ter; of living in poverty. There is nothing wrong with fear. Feel it, talk to it, exa­mine it and walk with it. Then step out and let your­self show up, warts and all. It will libe­rate you.
6. Owning is bet­ter than ren­ting. While you may feel “safer” ren­ting out your skills for a paycheck and bene­fits, you often sell all your energy this way and have nothing left at the end of the day. If you don’t get what you need in this employ­ment arran­ge­ment in terms of money, recog­ni­tion, power or res­pon­si­bi­lity, you feel angry and frus­tra­ted. Own the means of pro­duc­tion and the fac­tory, and at least your glo­rious disas­ters will be your disas­ters. Accoun­ta­bi­lity breeds pas­sion and desire.

“Accoun­ta­bi­lity breeds pas­sion and desire.” Wow. What a great line.
I always like rea­ding Pamela’s blog, I have to say. Rather ins­pi­ring in a no-nonsense, friendly kind of way.
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some recommendations

1. FILM. This is simply the best movie I’ve seen in a long, long time. I’d been mea­ning to see it for years, and finally last night I got the chance. I am still utterly stun­ned by how good it is.
Citi­zen Kane? Blows it away. The Wild Bunch? Blows it away. When the movie ended I felt so sad, kno­wing that I would never get to see it for the first time ever again [Ama­zon DVD here].
2. HOTEL. I’ve spent a lot of time in Lon­don hotels over the last year. As a result I’ve become a bit of a con­nois­seur of cheap-and-cheerful hotels, having tried out so many. Of all the hotels I’ve tried, this is my favo­rite, in terms of comfy, clean rooms, nice peo­ple, free wire­less in the lobby and bar. Stowe Boyd has sta­yed there too, and liked it. The rooms gene­rally don’t have wire­less, but a few of the rooms on the third floor pick it up from downs­tairs. I usually pay circa £60 per night [approx $100 USD], though you can some­ti­mes find bet­ter deals on Expe­dia.
3. FOOD. My favo­rite res­tau­rant in Lon­don is a wee Viet­na­mese diner called “Viet”. Cheap and unpre­ten­tious, it has no web­site of its own, but it’s in Soho at 34 Greek Street, bet­ween Old Comp­ton Street and Shafts­bury Ave­nue. [Thanks to Graham for the link].
They also serve Thia cui­sine, but that isn’t so good. Stick with the Viet­na­mese etc.

4. BREAKFAST.
When I’m in Lon­don, I often spend my mor­nings having long break­fasts here. Lovely peo­ple, funky-different, and free wire­less 9am-5pm on weekdays.

viruses are unpredictable. That’s why they’re called “viruses”

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A Thresher’s shop mana­ger left me the follo­wing com­ment ear­lier today:

I manage a Threshers in Lon­don.
Yes­ter­day (Satur­day), my store took more than in any sin­gle week so far this year. In one day!
The volume of sales was higher than any Christ­mas Eve I have tra­ded.
We ran out of all Cham­pagne and my wine range is now at about 30% avai­la­bi­lity. Four branches local to me ran out of carrier bags!
Howe­ver, I was infor­med of the situa­tion with the voucher only on Wed­nes­day. My wine deli­very was can­ce­lled Fri­day, and my staf­fing bug­det allows only for single-manning, so i have been wor­king twelve hour days in an effort to cope with the demand, which I can­not see let­ting up before next Satur­day.…
I don’t ima­gine my busi­ness will be losing money at 40% dis­count, but neither will there be a pro­fit worth shou­ting about…this voucher is the most effec­tive publi­city I think Thresher has ever had, but if it was an “inten­tio­nal” leak, the lack of pre­pa­ra­tion and sup­port for branch teams would make it a pretty cheap trick.
Still…its a bloody good deal for the consumer!

Three points:
1. The deal was only offe­ring a savings of appro­xi­ma­tely 10% more than their every­day, nor­mal Buy-Two-Get-One-Free deal, yet some sort of tip­ping point was reached which made sales go utterly, utterly crazy. Why do you think that was?
2. Viru­ses are unpre­dic­ta­ble. That’s why they’re called “viru­ses”. That’s why it’s folly to think you can just craft one, like a TV com­mer­cial or maga­zine ad. Doesn’t work that way.
3. I’m hoping this little Threshers epi­sode will bet­ter edu­cate Stormhoek’s cus­to­mers about The Clue­train:

Net­wor­ked mar­kets are begin­ning to self-organize fas­ter than the com­pa­nies that have tra­di­tio­nally ser­ved them. Thanks to the web, mar­kets are beco­ming bet­ter infor­med, smar­ter, and more deman­ding of qua­li­ties mis­sing from most busi­ness organizations.

The world has chan­ged etc.

December 2, 2006

doom and gloom are your friends

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Digi­tal Agency made some good points about the Thresher virus.

Some of the UK news­pa­pers are doom–mon­ge­ring the promo, saying Thresher could end up with oeuf on their faces. Thresher are saying they’ve no idea where it will end. That it was just going to be a more modest promo for sup­pliers and the thing got out of hand, big­time. Or is that just spin? Smart mar­ke­ters wor­king the room and ‘mana­ging’ the buzz?

I find the doom-and-gloom of the news­pa­pers rather amu­sing…
Assume the costs of the promo are cove­red [i.e. they’re not losing money on each purchase, or at least, they have enough cash in reserve to cover the pro­mo­tion, howe­ver suc­cess­ful]…
Taking that into account, what’s it worth to them to have THOUSANDS of new cus­to­mers walk into their sto­res, just before Christ­mas?
Tens of thou­sands of cus­to­mers who would have most likely been shop­ping somewhere else for their wine [Odd­bins, Majes­tic etc]… who are not just buying wine, but spi­rits, beer etc which are not cove­red by the promo? [I have pho­tos of recently-emptied beer frid­ges from the sto­res, which I might post later. The peo­ple coming in ARE NOT ONLY buying the stuff in the offer].
Also, Doom & Gloom might be bene­fi­cial for Thresher’s. Com­pare these two hypothe­ti­cal news­pa­per head­li­nes:

“Big com­pany sco­res mas­sive mar­ke­ting triumph”.
“Big com­pany up shit creek without paddle.”

Which one sounds more authen­tic to the Ave­rage Joe? Which one is more likely to stir up a fee­ding frenzy? Cap­ture the public ima­gi­na­tion? Appeal to indi­vi­dual self-interest?
Do the math.
Now fac­tor in how much was spent on the promo [i.e. Almost Zero]. Com­pare that to hiring a bog-standard cele­brity endor­se­ment or mains­tream adver­ti­sing cam­paign.
Again, do the math.

Thirdly, the jour­na­lists fail to rea­lize that moving stuff through at a small pro­fit is ALWAYS bet­ter than having stuff gathe­ring dust at the warehouse. And WAREHOUSE DUST is a HUGE pro­blem in the wine busi­ness.

The big­gest pro­blem for Thresher’s, which the jour­na­list mostly FAILED to cover, is the logis­tics. Sud­denly your shops are empt­ying at an unpre­ce­den­ted rate. I feel sorry for their truck dri­vers already. But do I think it’s a pro­blem they can’t handle? I do not.
By con­cen­tra­ting on trying to unco­ver newpaper-selling con­tro­versy at all costs, ins­tead of thin­king about the actual busi­ness at hand [selling wine], the jour­na­lists made the virus EVEN MORE power­ful. Though I am per­so­nally gra­te­ful to them for that, I’m not con­vin­ced that was their inten­tion.
We live in inte­res­ting times.
[Bonus Link:] Nevi­lle Hob­son makes some great points as well. Rock on.

[Note To Self: I’m won­de­ring what Jour­na­lism 2.0 Maes­tro, Jeff Jar­vis would think. Seriously.]

empty thresher’s

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An empty wine rack at Thresher’s [in Lad­broke Grove, Lon­don, to be exact], taken only a few minu­tes ago. Appa­rently a cou­ple of sto­res in the West side of town have pretty much run out of stock.
The virus has spread.

the new english cut logo

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[Behold, the new English Cut logo. Very cool. Desig­ned by Jeremy, if you’re in the mar­ket for a good desig­ner.]
If you were con­tem­pla­ting buying your first bes­poke suit from English Cut, I’m afraid there might be a bit of a wait. It’s offi­cial: Tho­mas is not taking on any new bes­poke suit cus­to­mers for the time being. We just got too busy, it’s that sim­ple.
This is actually quite a com­mon occu­rrence in the tai­lo­ring world. And like they say, these are the right kind of busi­ness pro­blems to have…

my wife

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broken people

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a sports fan’s manifesto

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This one made me smile. Thanks to Chas Grundy.

A Sports Fan’s Mani­festo
* Love sports for sports’ sake.
* Recog­nize great­ness in even sports you don’t like.
* Recog­nize talent and dedi­ca­tion and skill and suc­cess for what it is — a posi­tive thing.
* Res­pect pla­yers for their abi­li­ties and suc­cess, even if they are the “enemy.”
* It is wrong to hate a team or pla­yer for their suc­cess.
* Don’t let your own fan­dom blind you to rea­lity.
* Fai­lure helps you see where to improve.
* Being a fan is a fic­kle, arbi­trary expe­rience. You cheer for a team because of loca­tion, because it’s your school, or because you were born into a fan’s family.
* It’s OK to tem­po­ra­rily care about a game even when you don’t care about the teams, the game, or the out­come.
* Sports are enter­tain­ment, but can be addic­ting. Don’t let sports ruin your rela­tionships, your job, or your health.

[gaping­void mani­festo sub­mis­sion gui­de­li­nes are here.][Mani­festo archive is here.]

more thresher craziness

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Oops. The Thresher virus hits The Daily Mirror, one of the large Bri­tish tabloids.

Off licence chain Thresher is bra­cing itself for a finan­cial disas­ter after its “limi­ted” 40 per cent dis­count of fer went world­wide on the internet.

This is mains­tream now. Heh.
[UPDATE:] The story gets the full page three of the Times [paper ver­sion]. Here’s the online ver­sion.

Staff at some sto­res are having to work up to four hours’ over­time to cope with demand. At the country’s sma­llest Threshers shop staff were strug­gling to cope with the demand yes­ter­day. “It’s been a shock to the sys­tem, that’s for sure,” Oli­ver Fow­ler said at the off-licence in the City of Lon­don. “We’ve hardly had time to stock the shel­ves and the pho­nes have hardly stop­ped rin­ging with peo­ple asking if the offer is for real.
“Cham­pagne was par­ti­cu­larly popu­lar and the store has taken more than a hun­dred vouchers in the past two days.”

You can even down­load the cou­pon directly off The Times’ home page, at least you can today. Too funny.
[UPDATE:] Ah. It made The Daily Tele­graph as well. Intense.
Yes­ter­day I was wal­king down the street, and I ran into an acquain­tance of mine, some­body who I don’t know par­ti­cu­larly well. I told him about the cou­pon. He said he had already recei­ved about 10 cou­pons from dif­fe­rent peo­ple e-mailing him. Too weird.
[NEWBIES:] Read the ori­gi­nal story here.

a brand manager’s social media manifesto

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Thanks to Richard Stacy for sen­ding this one in:

A brand manager’s social media mani­festo
1. Recog­nise your anti­so­cial nature … until you fully embrace the fact that your rela­tionship and com­mu­ni­ca­tion with your con­su­mers has been fun­da­men­tally anti­so­cial, you will never be able pro­gress on the road towards beco­ming a brand that can embrace social media i.e. a socia­li­sed brand. Repeat after me, “My name is Brand X and I am anti­so­cial”.
2. Don’t think digi­tal … the ans­wer to beco­ming a socia­li­sed brand does not lie in the digi­tal world even if your rela­tionship with your con­su­mers ends up being based on digi­tal chan­nels. The ans­wer lies in having a cre­di­ble story, con­tent that brings this alive and chan­nels that help con­su­mers “reach-in” and become enga­ged. P.S. a cre­di­ble story is nothing like what you are accus­to­med to thin­king of as a brand pro­po­si­tion. P.P.S. just having a cor­po­rate blog, a MyS­pace page, a pod­cast, pos­ting stuff on You­Tube does not, of itself, make you a socia­li­sed brand.
3. Remem­ber – the tools of social media sit best in the hands of con­su­mers (it’s who they were desig­ned for) … use them at your peril, you may end up loo­king silly. At all costs avoid the My(insert your brand name here)Space syn­drome – a lot of digi­tal agen­cies are get­ting rich hel­ping clients make this mis­take.
4. Stop thin­king about reaching out to con­su­mers … that is old media, old media agency plan­ners thin­king. Don’t think of the tools of social media as a new chan­nel that allows you to push mes­sa­ges to niche groups. Do the right thing (see point 2) and con­su­mers will use the tools of social media to find you – your audience will select itself. Focus your energy on making your brand a bea­con and your brand a host. (I am sure there is a Seth Godin book in there somewhere).

[gaping­void mani­festo sub­mis­sion gui­de­li­nes are here.][Mani­festo archive is here.]

more thresher madness

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[The BBC adver­ti­sing Stormhoek on natio­nal TV. Seam­less.]
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[Click here to down­load cou­pon etc.]
The Thresher’s story con­ti­nues…
From the BBC web­site:

Web dis­count frenzy at Threshers
Off-licence chain Threshers is bra­ced for an ons­laught of bargain-hunting drin­kers as an online dis­count voucher is down­loa­ded by millions of peo­ple.
The 40%-off wine and cham­pagne voucher was inten­ded for sup­pliers and their friends, but has been dis­tri­bu­ted widely via blogs, email and cha­trooms.
Queues have for­med at one store while the Threshers web­site has crashed under the strain of demand for the offer.
“It was never inten­ded to get this big,” a com­pany spo­kes­per­son said.

It made 1 o’clock BBC natio­nal news today. And the 10pm news on ITV as well. And Radio 2.
Thresher’s either love or hate gaping­void by now. Not sure which one. Heh.
[UPDATE:] Jason from Stormhoek pipes in:

Meanwhile, in Lon­don we were trying to both help out a cus­to­mer, The Thresher Group, and give our loyal rea­ders a bit good cheer. For our non-UK rea­ders, Threshers are the lar­gest wine and spi­rits spe­cia­list chain in the UK.
Our ‘hel­ping’ out I am afraid may fall into the bas­ket of ‘care­ful what you wish for’ as we were hoping to help them sell a few more bott­les of Stormhoek and the other great wines and cham­pag­nes they carry, but, it seems that maybe we were a bit over enthu­sias­tic about how we pro­mo­ted the ‘pri­vate sale’, or maybe the offer was just too good.

December 1, 2006

scoble pub crawl update

I’m blog­ging this from The Midas Touch pub, on Gol­den Square, just North of Pic­ca­dilly. I think we’re hea­ding for Mulligan’s on Cork Street after this. Sco­ble, me and about 30 others are all here.
I left the wrong num­ber on my con­tact details by acci­dent… if you’re loo­king for us, my cellphone num­ber is 0770 309 9462.
Con­fir­med: 0770 309 9462