December 2, 2006

doom and gloom are your friends

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Digi­tal Agency made some good points about the Thresher virus.

Some of the UK news­pa­pers are doom–mon­ge­ring the promo, saying Thresher could end up with oeuf on their faces. Thresher are saying they’ve no idea where it will end. That it was just going to be a more modest promo for sup­pliers and the thing got out of hand, big­time. Or is that just spin? Smart mar­ke­ters wor­king the room and ‘mana­ging’ the buzz?

I find the doom-and-gloom of the news­pa­pers rather amu­sing…
Assume the costs of the promo are cove­red [i.e. they’re not losing money on each purchase, or at least, they have enough cash in reserve to cover the pro­mo­tion, howe­ver suc­cess­ful]…
Taking that into account, what’s it worth to them to have THOUSANDS of new cus­to­mers walk into their sto­res, just before Christ­mas?
Tens of thou­sands of cus­to­mers who would have most likely been shop­ping somewhere else for their wine [Odd­bins, Majes­tic etc]… who are not just buying wine, but spi­rits, beer etc which are not cove­red by the promo? [I have pho­tos of recently-emptied beer frid­ges from the sto­res, which I might post later. The peo­ple coming in ARE NOT ONLY buying the stuff in the offer].
Also, Doom & Gloom might be bene­fi­cial for Thresher’s. Com­pare these two hypothe­ti­cal news­pa­per head­li­nes:

“Big com­pany sco­res mas­sive mar­ke­ting triumph”.
“Big com­pany up shit creek without paddle.”

Which one sounds more authen­tic to the Ave­rage Joe? Which one is more likely to stir up a fee­ding frenzy? Cap­ture the public ima­gi­na­tion? Appeal to indi­vi­dual self-interest?
Do the math.
Now fac­tor in how much was spent on the promo [i.e. Almost Zero]. Com­pare that to hiring a bog-standard cele­brity endor­se­ment or mains­tream adver­ti­sing cam­paign.
Again, do the math.

Thirdly, the jour­na­lists fail to rea­lize that moving stuff through at a small pro­fit is ALWAYS bet­ter than having stuff gathe­ring dust at the warehouse. And WAREHOUSE DUST is a HUGE pro­blem in the wine busi­ness.

The big­gest pro­blem for Thresher’s, which the jour­na­list mostly FAILED to cover, is the logis­tics. Sud­denly your shops are empt­ying at an unpre­ce­den­ted rate. I feel sorry for their truck dri­vers already. But do I think it’s a pro­blem they can’t handle? I do not.
By con­cen­tra­ting on trying to unco­ver newpaper-selling con­tro­versy at all costs, ins­tead of thin­king about the actual busi­ness at hand [selling wine], the jour­na­lists made the virus EVEN MORE power­ful. Though I am per­so­nally gra­te­ful to them for that, I’m not con­vin­ced that was their inten­tion.
We live in inte­res­ting times.
[Bonus Link:] Nevi­lle Hob­son makes some great points as well. Rock on.

[Note To Self: I’m won­de­ring what Jour­na­lism 2.0 Maes­tro, Jeff Jar­vis would think. Seriously.]

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11 Responses to “doom and gloom are your friends”

  1. “Now fac­tor in how much was spent on the promo [i.e. Almost Zero]. Com­pare that to hiring a bog-standard cele­brity endor­se­ment or mains­tream adver­ti­sing cam­paign.“
    In my local Thresher this after­noon, I noti­ced life-size cut-out dis­plays of cele­brity chef Gor­don Ram­sey dot­ted around the store.
    That kind of endo­res­ment must be cos­ting Thresher a for­tune.
    Be inte­res­ting to mea­sure how much wine & cham­pagne Thresher has shif­ted that’s attri­bu­ta­ble to that celeb tie-in, and how much via the word-of-mouth 40% offer…

  2. Mike Coulter says:

    Hugh, I asked my local Odd­bins mana­ger this after­noon if he was aware of the Threshers promo.
    He said that he was, but he got somewhat defen­sive, and appea­red to be a wee bit ratt­led by it all. (He’s actually a really nice bloke inci­den­tally.)
    This sug­ges­ted to me that there’s perhaps another ‘bene­fit’ to Threshers. And that is to give their staff a bit of a fillip, a bit more to feel upbeat about, in taking the fight to the likes of Odd­bins. (Who’ve pretty much been giving other wine merchants a bit of a kic­king for pretty much the whole of the last decade, win­ning the Wine Merchant of the Year acco­lade time and time again.)

  3. But ulti­ma­tely, unless I’m wrong about trends in mar­ke­ting, it has to fail because it’s based on a decep­tion. *Pre­ten­ding* that your dis­count pro­mo­tion is an acci­dent can’t pos­sibly be a good basis for a rela­tionship with the peo­ple who take it up — espe­cially once they find out it was all made up…

  4. hugh macleod says:

    I think you’re wrong, Steve, You’re mis­sing something.
    Most peo­ple are smart enough to figure out what you just said [unless you write for Fleet Street, of course, but then the con­ver­sa­tion really isn’t about value for money; it’s about pro­perty pri­ces, school fees and midlife-crucifixion, howe­ver cle­verly dis­gui­sed]. Yet the viral went crazy any­way. Why?
    So. Why. Did. Peo­ple. Get. Into. It?
    Because. The. Offer. Though. Perhaps. Not. The. Best. In. The. World. On. Paper. It. Was. Enough. To. Give. The. Ave­rage. Shop­per. Enough. Rea­son. To. Shop. At. Thresher’s. As. Oppo­sed. To. Having. To. Go. To. Some. Ugh. Gag. Puke. Vomit. Vast. Subur­ban. Tacky. Infes­ted. Super­mar­ket. And. Mix. With. The. Ple­bians.
    Class War Roolz OK Oi!

  5. mcewen says:

    oooh — you nic­ked my tag [trans­la­tion = pinched my words ] = ‘doom’ and ‘gloom’, or rather the lack the­reof, in my par­ti­cu­lar cir­cums­tan­ces. Love the car­toon.
    Cheers
    http://whitterer-autism.blogspot.com

  6. Geoff Lane says:

    There is an old mar­ke­ting joke, “We make a small loss on each sale, but we’ll make it up in volume.“
    While the print media may have mis­sed the point, the BBC is repor­ting that the 40% dis­count is on a very high ini­tial price. The same or simi­lar wines are avai­la­ble elsewhere at around 60% of the Thresher shop price.
    The high Thresher pri­ces is one rea­son I don’t shop there; the other is the lack of a local shop. Tesco is chea­per and has a very good no hassle deli­very service.

  7. Gent­le­men,
    This is called “buying mar­ket share”. FMCG brands have tried it. News­pa­pers (espe­cially in Lon­don) have tried it too. This sort of beha­viour is gene­rally frown­wed upon by the aca­de­mics and the suits… Of course you will sell more if you cut the price. But the pro­blem is that (1) you are trai­ning the con­su­mer to buy a bar­gain not a brand/shopping expe­rience (2) you are star­ting a pri­cing war which like gan­gland wars or civil wars lea­ves to misery… The right way to judge this cam­paign is to ask “will the Thresher-promo-wielding cus­to­mer return for a second purchase?” I don’t see anything in this cam­paign with a hook. I think, the­re­fore, that it is a badly con­cei­ved campaign.

  8. John says:

    You love this don’t you.

  9. Sheamus says:

    GREAT piece of analy­sis Hugh!
    I LOVE how you cut through the doom and gloom crud of mains­tream media types and… pre­sen­ted a far more accu­rate and mea­ning­ful pic­ture of the situa­tion (and bene­fits) for Thresher and their cus­to­mers.
    A com­pany who set out in the hope of crea­ting this kind of inte­rest would wet their pants with joy to pro­duce results even close to the visi­bi­lity and shop­ping traf­fic into their busi­nes­ses as expe­rien­ced by Thresher.
    The fun thing is that Thresher got all these bene­fits by acci­dent! I won­der if blog­gers might have had some effect in crea­ting this great situa­tion (for cus­to­mers and Thresher!)!!!
    Tra­di­tio­nal mar­ke­ting types are qua­king in their boots!!!!!

  10. hugh macleod says:

    I agree with you somewhat, Rodrigo, but another point I haven’t quite tal­ked about yet.
    As a mar­ke­ter, my aim in not to get cus­to­mers to think dif­fe­rently about my client’s pro­duct, but to get my client to think dif­fe­rently about their cus­to­mer.
    And I find blogs a good way of doing that, although yeah, it’s not the only way.

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