November 23, 2006

the hughtain mark two

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THE HUGHTRAIN MkII
1. The mar­ket for something to believe in is infi­nite.
We are here to find mea­ning. We are here to help other peo­ple do the same. Everything else is secon­dary. We humans want to believe in our own spe­cies. And we want peo­ple, com­pa­nies and pro­ducts in our lives that make it easier to do so. That is human nature.
2. The most impor­tant word in mar­ke­ting is “com­pli­city”.
It’s not enough for the cus­to­mer to love your pro­duct. They have to love your pro­cess as well.
3. Your cus­to­mers are beco­ming smar­ter about your mar­ket a lot fas­ter than you are.
Thanks to the inter­net, your cus­to­mers are able to talk to each other. They are able to find bet­ter infor­ma­tion about your pro­duct than you are able of willing to give them, much quic­ker than you are capa­ble of giving them. The con­ver­sa­tion will hap­pen with or without you, you’re bet­ter off joi­ning in.
4. The pri­mary job of an adver­ti­ser is not to com­mu­ni­cate bene­fit, but to com­mu­ni­cate con­vic­tion.
It’s not about what you have; it’s about why it mat­ters.
5. A company’s pri­mary role is to func­tion as an “idea ampli­fier”.
A company’s pri­mary role is not to make or do stuff. Making and doing are mere sub­sets.
6. The future of adver­ti­sing is inter­nal.
The har­dest part of a CEO’s job is sha­ring his enthu­siasm with his collea­gues, espe­cially when a lot of them are making one-fiftieth of what he is. Selling the com­pany to the gene­ral public is a piece of cake com­pa­red to selling it to the actual peo­ple who work for it.
7. Your job is no lon­ger about selling. Your job is about firing off as many synap­ses in your customer’s brain as pos­si­ble.
The more synap­ses that are fired off, the more dopa­mi­nes are relea­sed. Dopa­mi­nes are seriously addic­tive. The more dopa­mi­nes you release, the more the cus­to­mer will come back for more. Your cus­to­mer thinks he is coming back to you for sane, ratio­nal, value-driven rea­sons. He is wrong. He is coming back to feed.
8. Good-bye, Mes­sa­ges. Hello, Social Ges­ture.
A well-executed mar­ke­ting cam­paign is an act of love.
9. Con­trol the con­ver­sa­tion by impro­ving the con­ver­sa­tion.
Choo­sing to have a “smar­ter con­ver­sa­tion” with the mar­ket is not a mar­ke­ting deci­sion; it’s a moral deci­sion.
10. The more porous the mem­brane that sepa­ra­tes your busi­ness from your mar­ket, the easier it is for both par­ties to be in align­ment. And the more porous the mem­brane, the easier it is to fix non-alignment.

I men­tio­ned recently that The Hugh­train was in dire need of a re-write.
So what did I do? Basi­cally, I made it shor­ter. A LOT shor­ter. 418 vs. 4,500 words. In this regard, I was par­tially ins­pi­red by John Dodd’s most exce­llent J-Train Mani­festo [438 words].
The power of bre­vity etc.
[PS: Thanks to John for the impe­tus.]
[Spea­king of mani­fes­tos: Two years on, my “How To Be Crea­tive” still remains the most down­loa­ded mani­festo on ChangeThis.com. You can also read the ori­gi­nal online ver­sion here etc].

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10 Responses to “the hughtain mark two”

  1. John Dodds says:

    Bravo Hugh! Less is defi­ni­tely more.
    I’m par­ti­cu­larly intri­gued by the way the moral dimen­sion has been cree­ping into your ideas.
    As for inter­nal “adver­ti­sing” I agree enti­rely — I think it’s the most power­ful way to ensure that the expe­rince that an orga­ni­sa­tion deli­vers is satisf­ying for all cons­ti­tuen­cies. Coin­ci­den­tally, I just came across a method of doing this which I know will appeal to you on a num­ber of levels. I hope to blog about it very soon if I get per­mis­sion to repro­duce it..

  2. John Dodds says:

    P.S. It stri­kes me that this pro­ves how dif­fe­rent blog­ging is from mains­tream busi­ness as from now on we shall all be trying to claim that “mine’s shor­ter than yours”!

  3. Robert says:

    Hugh,
    You are lucky you didn’t get one of his bloody dif­fi­cult ques­tions!
    Both mini­fes­tos are great. Superb. Suc­cinct. Just what we atten­tion span cha­llen­ged gits need!
    Many thanks to you both!

  4. Lemi4 says:

    From the Hugh­train Mk.II, point no. 3:

    …bet­ter infor­ma­tion about your pro­duct than you are able of willing to give them, .…

    (empha­sis mine)
    Is that ‘of’ or is it ‘or’? Kinda reads like it should be ‘or’, methinks…
    Oh and BTW awe­some rew­rite :)

  5. Prasanna says:

    Hugh,
    Great effort!. I love this kind of stuff avai­la­ble in the inter­net . But please avoid typos ;) Its Hugh­train I sup­pose not HughTAIN!

  6. The wiser we become, the more we can edit down, the more effec­tive the out­come. Your mani­festo is not only very well writ­ten to reso­nate, it is also a gift to the rea­der. It is easy on the eye.
    Maybe I can teach this Ita­lian (me) to hone her wri­ting so her love of well exe­cu­ted mar­ke­ting and com­mu­ni­ca­tions work shi­nes through.
    Thank you. Grazie.

  7. Great re-write Hugh! Funny enough I remem­ber how it was “The Hugh­train” and “How to be crea­tive” that got my eyes up for you and now, imho, they are nothing com­pa­red to your blog­ging. Funny thing that.
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  8. Bravo Hugh! Less is defi­ni­tely more. I disa­gree go to http://www.apartments.waw.pl/