November 19, 2006

plus ca change.…

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From The Hous­ton Chro­nicle:

Forty-seven per­cent of your most pro­duc­tive, most crea­tive, most valua­ble wor­kers are mai­ling out resu­mes, going on job inter­views, even con­tem­pla­ting other offers.
Even worse, many mana­gers are actually acce­le­ra­ting those depar­tu­res by how they treat those emplo­yees, said Mark Murphy, chief exe­cu­tive of Lea­dership IQ and co-author of The Deadly Sins of Emplo­yee Reten­tion: Cut­ting Edge Stra­te­gies for Kee­ping Your Best Peo­ple.
“Frankly, we treat our high per­for­mers worse than any other emplo­yee,” he said.
“When a mana­ger has a tough pro­ject upon which the whole com­pany depends, to whom do they turn?
“Who gets the late hours and the stress? It’s not the low per­for­mers, because mana­gers want the pro­ject done right. Ins­tead, mana­gers turn to their hand­ful of high per­for­mers.
“Over and over we ask our high per­for­mers to go above and beyond, making their jobs tough and bur­ning them out at a terri­ble pace. Meanwhile, low per­for­mers often get easier jobs because their bos­ses dread dea­ling with them and may avoid them alto­gether.“
Little won­der that “high per­for­mers hate slac­kers,” he said. “Eighty-seven per­cent of (high per­for­mers) say wor­king with a low per­for­mer or a slac­ker has actually made them want to change jobs. They’re really sick of having to carry the load for every­body else.”

Man. Do not get me started.…

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23 Responses to “plus ca change.…”

  1. Scotty says:

    C’mon, Hugh. Get started.

  2. Keith Combs says:

    Slac­kers suck. In small com­pa­nies, they can’t hide. But in large or gro­wing com­pa­nies, they are all over the place… just like weeds.

  3. Joe Valdez says:

    My day job is for a mort­gage len­der in Southern Cali­for­nia. 4 years ago, I hel­ped a cof­feehouse ser­ver I know who was drin­king on the job and gene­rally mise­ra­ble get a job for the com­pany I work for. This ori­gi­nally made her drin­king worse, but she bot­to­med out and is now clean and sober, no thanks to her job as a loan fun­der.
    I tur­ned her on to your car­toons, Hugh, and she has since become a con­vert. She’s a high per­for­mer and your post sums up her atti­tude about cor­po­rate life pretty accu­ra­tely. Now she’s sprea­ding the car­toons on the backs on busi­ness cards gos­pel too. One cubicle at a time.

  4. Chad says:

    I’m prin­ting this.
    I’m cut­ting this out.
    I’m han­ging this in my CUBE!

  5. Lemi4 says:

    Spea­king of chan­ges, Mr. Hugh Sir if I may ask, any par­ti­cu­lar rea­son why you tur­ned the hea­ders shoc­king neon red?

  6. Rob La Gesse says:

    Hugh, as a pre­vious “high per­for­mer” in a large cor­po­ra­tion I ad >50 emplo­yees in four coun­tries and as many US Sta­tes. I did have bos­ses that valued me, and appre­cia­ted me (and paid me well).
    But this article is dead on. I was a pro­gram­mer who also tes­ted our soft­ware because we didn’t have a QA group. I made a pro­po­sal to Mana­ge­ment and they said sure, “Build it”.
    Once we had that under way I was asked what I would do to improve our customer’s per­cep­tion of us. I made sug­ges­tions — and took over a glo­bal cus­to­mer sup­port team for a WiFi com­pany — back when there was real money in WiFi chip-sets.
    Oh — and I ran a remote deve­lop­ment site with 70 peo­ple, I mana­ged loca­ting new offi­ces, desig­ned the floor plan, did the con­tracts, mana­ged the move, and basi­cally kept the lights on. Without exag­ge­ra­tion I wor­ked 90 – 120 hours a week — I had cus­to­mer calls with Asia well into the late night talk shows. See, none of my “old jobs” ever went away — I did all of these things at the same time.
    Yes, my bos­ses loved me — they didn’t abuse me — it was my own nature to a) try to do things to help and b) try something new, just to see if I could do it, and c) I didn’t want to turn over any of “my babies” to anyone else.
    So while I *totally* agree with this article, it’s also true that “high per­for­mers” bring a lot of the stress and wor­kload on by their very natu­res — what makes them a high per­for­mer is exactly what dri­ves them, and it’s not always evil mana­ge­ment “taking advan­tage” of emplo­yees.
    Oh — and as for the slac­kers — that was easy in the semi­con­duc­tor busi­ness. It is so cyc­li­cal that layoffs hap­pen ever 12 – 18 months, if not more often. Layoffs are an exce­llent time for manager’s (with guts) to take care of the slac­kers. I know — I did it a dozen times.
    So now I am wor­king the rather seden­tary life of a sin­gle work-at-home parent of two tee­na­gers, doing a small amount of con­sul­ting, and rea­ding about 400 blogs a day, and wri­ting in three.
    Guess what? No mat­ter how many hours I am billing for — I still work about 90 hours a week.
    It’s in the “high per­for­mer” Gene Pool. I am almost cer­tain another spe­ci­fic trait to this group it “The Impos­tor Syn­drome Gene” — but that’s another topic com­ple­tely :)
    Love the car­toon, but it could just as easily be cap­tio­ned, “If he is so stu­pid, why am I wor­king for him?“
    Rob

  7. streetpoet says:

    Years ago — okay, many years ago — one of the teachers in our shop class explai­ned the mar­king scheme. One of the kids then com­men­ted that he wasn’t going to hand in any assign­ments or do any class work, but he would focus ins­tead on the final exam and two tests. His rea­so­ning? He only nee­ded 51% to pass the course, and ten years from now, no-one would care what his marks were.
    Stop bla­ming the slac­kers. The trou­ble isn’t that we’re lazy, or that we’re suc­king the life out of your depart­ment. The trou­ble is that you’ve got a sys­tem, and it sucks.

  8. GR says:

    And don’t dare pro­mote the high per­for­mers… they’re so good at what they’re doing now, why lose the productivity?

  9. iffy law says:

    Very good! I like your pictures.

  10. robert says:

    I do not tole­rate slac­kers and so had to find a way to retain my head­count and get them the re-training sup­port they requi­red from within their team. So I deve­lo­ped my inteam men­to­ring plan whe­reby slac­kers are men­to­red by the mid to high per­for­mers.
    It works inc­re­dibly well but there is always the excep­tion who is repla­ced in time. I also award impro­ved slac­kers with the recog­ni­tion they deserve from the great work they now do. In turn, they will men­tor someone too. This is the payoff for tole­rance and a show of faith.

  11. The pro­blem with cor­po­rate cul­ture is that high per­for­mance is not remar­ka­ble. Although I note Ive recently got a CBE.

  12. Holly says:

    You guys crack me up. Put this one in the “Who ever said life is fair?” file.
    Robert, if you’re having the mid– to high-performers eva­luate the slac­kers, aren’t you just giving your mids and highs more repon­si­bi­li­ties that they don’t need?

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  14. Sheamus says:

    It is writ­ten, “Little won­der that “high per­for­mers hate slac­kers…“
    And I say… “Oh yeah!”

  15. Mark says:

    I espe­cially enjoy my company’s denial that there’s a pro­blem with the con­ti­nued hemho­rra­gic loss of its best emplo­yees. It’s one thing to not care about pro­blems, but it’s quite another when you deny there’s a pro­blem in the first place des­pite ample evi­dence.
    We had a department-wide mee­ting a few weeks ago, after an anony­mous sur­vey was sent out to ever­yone. The top two con­cerns rai­sed were (1) the pay sucks, and (2) we keep losing peo­ple at a devas­ta­ting rate. Rather than actually address the issues cons­truc­ti­vely, the mee­ting was used to “edu­cate” us on why there wasn’t a pro­blem in the first place.
    How do you even begin to address such entrenched idiocy?

  16. Anonymous says:

    Even if the pro­duct or ser­vice is exce­llent, and you really enjoy your job, having to pull the weight of others is extre­mely drai­ning and unfair. Whats worse is when peo­ple who have more “dis­tin­guished” tit­les then you, half ass everything. We call this “play time.” I’m sure you know what im tal­king about. The mana­gers who sits in front of their com­pu­ter so their chair stays warm or their AIM chat doesnt go idle for proof that they have been there all day, when really they have been doing nothing besi­des some point­less dele­ga­ting. What’s worse about wor­king with unpro­duc­tive peo­ple, is that you can’t be resent­ful to these peo­ple, because they will just do less. This leads to brin­ging these pro­blems upon your friends, house mates, boy­friends, girl­friends, or spou­ses. You lose more then just the pro­ject or assign­ment when wor­king with unpro­duc­tive peo­ple. Doesnt mat­ter the pro­duct, ser­vice, or the cash; wor­king with unpro­duc­tive peo­ple just isnt worth it.

  17. KG says:

    Thank you for pos­ting this!
    I once wor­ked with an inc­re­dibly crea­tive team. Our lea­der was crea­tive and hard-working, ins­pi­red really. We all wor­ked hard and made beau­ti­ful things.
    The peo­ple hired who tur­ned out to be slac­kers were let go soo­ner than later — we had work to do! Our boss was so clear about not let­ting that bad energy pollute the cul­ture she had so care­fully crea­ted. I agree that her type is all too rare.
    Years later, I sill keep in touch with most of these peo­ple even though we haven’t wor­ked together for awhile. We’re all still hard-working and crea­tive, still pas­sio­nate about our work and making our suc­cess­ful ways in the world. We love our work, and we love our lives. It’s a plea­sure to now have them as friends.
    Life is too short to waste time.

  18. Shazz says:

    A (great) boss that I once had called this the Racehorse & Nag Syn­drome. Flog the racehor­ses to run ever-faster to help you win, and leave the nags out to pas­ture. He asked me to tell him if the flog­ging ever got out of hand and to tell him to stop. Won­der­ful guy to work for. :D

  19. Doug Karr says:

    Inte­res­tingly enough, I just wrote a simi­lar entry:
    http://www.douglaskarr.com/2006/11/17/prof-dev-gaps/

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