November 15, 2006

if… you take the j train

John Dodds, a fre­quent gaping­void com­men­ter, has writ­ten a mar­ve­lous mar­ke­ting mani­festo, called The J-Train Mani­festo. Ins­pi­red by fre­quent rides on New York’s “J” Train, back when he was living there, it’s also a pun on Clue­train, Hugh­train etc.

1. All Mar­kets Are Up For Grabs.
It’s no lon­ger pos­si­ble to con­trol the con­ver­sa­tion. While incum­bents spend their time trying to cling to that belief, you have the oppor­tu­nity to step in, reframe the dis­cus­sion and win a new argu­ment.
2. Dif­fe­rence Not Dif­fe­ren­tia­tion.
Cus­to­mers have either too much stuff or not enough time and value current choi­ces over subs­ti­tu­tes. Mini­mise the beha­viou­ral change you demand of them, but give them a real rea­son or rea­sons to love your product/service.
3. Don’t Disap­point.
Ensu­ring that everything works and ins­tantly reac­ting to any pro­blems is a given. Bad news tra­vels much fas­ter and wider than it did before. An infor­med cus­to­mer is your best pro­mo­tion but poten­tially your worst night­mare.
4. Make Your Mar­ke­ting Socia­ble.
You can’t con­trol the con­ver­sa­tion, but you can faci­li­tate and, to some extent, host it in a way that allows you to build genuine rela­tionships with poten­tial cus­to­mers rather than white-noise rela­tionships with anyone you can bom­bard.
5. Inte­rac­tion Requi­res Ite­ra­tion.
It’s not enough to lis­ten and a sin­gle return path does not cons­ti­tute a dia­lo­gue. Mea­ning­ful long-term con­nec­tion with pros­pec­tive cus­to­mers can only come from com­mu­nity, co-operation and co-creation.
6. See The Wood For The Trees.
Don’t assume you’re like the cus­to­mers. You’re much clo­ser to your busi­ness than they are or care to be. Find out what they’re like. The sha­red inte­rest at the heart of your rela­tionship will pro­bably not to be the pro­duct itself.
7. Relate, Renew and Rein­vent.
If you want them to keep coming back to you, then you must keep coming back to them. It’s not about new cam­paigns that look dif­fe­rent. The new focus is more on pro­duct and cus­to­mer deve­lop­ment and less on expli­cit pro­mo­tion.
8. Don’t For­get To Sell.
Enga­ge­ment is great but it doesn’t pay the bills, so remem­ber to sell. Selling is res­pon­ding to the customer’s inte­rest when they choose to make the move. It’s not about cut­ting deals, it is about making it easy for them to buy or trial.
9. Le ROI Est Mort.
Mar­ke­ting can­not be a measurement-free zone, but inc­rea­singly its ove­rall impact is indi­rect and qua­li­ta­tive. Howe­ver, as enga­ge­ment methods are less expen­sive than adver­ti­sing, ROI will almost cer­tainly rise and, cru­cially, with no inc­rease in spen­ding, it will con­ti­nue to rise as your enga­ge­ment inten­si­fies.

10. Mar­ke­ting Is Not A Depart­ment.

Mar­ke­ting is a com­bi­na­tion of ele­ments that crea­tes the envi­ron­ment in which it is pos­si­ble to meet a cus­to­mer need (star­ting right back at pro­duct deve­lop­ment). It ope­ra­tes online and off and should inform and occupy every aspect and depart­ment of an orga­ni­sa­tion. More than ever before, it is everybody’s job.

One thing that really impres­sed me [besi­des the great thin­king behind it] is how short it is. Ten small para­graphs, and that’s it.
I bet even Seth Godin, the mas­ter of mar­ke­ting bre­vity, will be impressed.

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6 Responses to “if… you take the j train”

  1. robert says:

    Misty will be impres­sed! For sure.

  2. kristin says:

    Spe­ci­fic ques­tion to you about Stormhoek, in regards to John’s advice about:
    “Don’t For­get To Sell. Enga­ge­ment is great but it doesn’t pay the bills, so remem­ber to sell.“
    How has your blog­ging and “get­ting a lot of atten­tion in the wine trade” trans­la­ted to inc­rea­sed sales at Stormhoek, or not?
    John says “It’s not about cut­ting deals, it is about making it easy for them to buy or trial.“
    But the truth is, I ask for Stormhoek everywhere I go (res­tau­rants, wine bars, retai­lers etc.) and 1) they have never heard of you and 2) could care less about carr­ying your wine.
    So although you seem to be doing a lot of mar­ke­ting and appa­rently making some noise in your industry… where is the quan­ti­ta­tive data that you are selling more wine? more suits?
    Just curious.

  3. Robert says:

    Not heard of our Hugh?! Non­sense m’dear. Ever­yone knows our Hugh and the car­toons.
    But they should not worry them­sel­ves unduly. Hugh trans­cends all media and armed with his bottle of Stormhoek Pino­tage, I am cer­tain that they will recog­nise him imme­dia­tely when pre­sen­ted with a busi­ness card with one of his exce­llent car­toons ador­ning the reverse. And a snif­ter of the gor­geous Cape wine that is Stormhoek!

  4. hugh macleod says:

    Got LOTS of quan­ti­tive data, Kris­tin.
    $250K might just buy you something use­ful.
    How much are you willing to pay for it? Just curious ;-)

  5. Sheamus says:

    John’s post is already bet­ter than good and… I think he can further refine and deve­lop his thoughts on the sub­ject!
    Thanks for the post Hugh and for the link.
    Spea­king of mar­ke­ting and the wildly ori­gi­nal and crea­tive Hugh Mac­Leod (bet­ter sit down!)… Last eve­ning here in Toronto I atten­ded a Mesh 2007 rela­ted gathe­ring at a local pub (TONS! of great peo­ple and TONS! of fun!).
    Now we come to a really great part! Two peo­ple there gave me their busi­ness cards (Psst, a sec­ret, guess what I dis­co­ve­red) and there on each card was a “Hugh Car­toon”! How waaay cool and fun is that!!
    FYI the first was Peter of peterdawson.typepad.com (Hugh car­toon… Qua­lity isn’t Job One Being fu*king ama­zing is Job One) and the second was Michael O’Connor Clarke of michaelocc.com (Hugh’s car­toon… the mar­ket for something to believe in is infi­nite).
    Rock on Hugh!!!!!

  6. Doug Karr says:

    I’ve always taught peo­ple that Adver­ti­sing is the event, but Mar­ke­ting is the stra­tegy.
    I’ve explai­ned it as an equi­va­lent to fishing. The typi­cal ama­teur goes fishing by grab­bing a pole, a hook, and a worm and drop­ping it in the water (adver­ti­sing). But the pro­fes­sio­nal knows the weather, the water tem­pe­ra­ture, the loca­tion of the sun, the lures that attract, the time of day, how the wind is blo­wing, and where they’ve caught the best fish before… only then does he drop his line in the water! And he con­ti­nues to adjust his stra­tegy to con­ti­nue get­ting the best catches.
    You are correct, though, and I love the point that you con­ti­nue to drive. Ever­yone in an orga­ni­za­tion has an impact on marketing!