Archive for October, 2006

October 31, 2006

how to lose your girlfriend

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overcoat

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Is this hand-made over­coat the bomb or what?
I could tell you how much it costs, but then I would have to kill you.
[Bonus Link:] “Tho­mas’ Top Ten”. The most popu­lar and infor­ma­tive English Cut artic­les. NB: This is one of the com­pa­nies I’m invol­ved with etc.

October 30, 2006

blogged by techmeme

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[Tech­meme.]

le web 3 paris

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The spea­kers for Le Web in Decem­ber, in Paris have been pos­ted. Rock on.
My talk has a very silly ten­ta­tive name: “Love 2.0″. I blame Euan Sem­ple.
[Note to self:] Come up with a bet­ter name, dammit.

you’re kinda cute

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the blue monster

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[UPDATE: To see all the car­toons in The Blue Mons­ter Series, click here. To get the Blue Mons­ter prin­ted on a busi­ness card, go here.]
I just desig­ned this pos­ter for my bud­dies over at Mic­ro­soft [you know who you are]. Feel free to down­load the high-res ver­sion by clic­king on the image, and print it out onto wha­te­ver– pos­ters, t-shirts etc [My regu­lar licen­sing terms are here].
I’ve been told by Stormhoek that if the pos­ter gets enough trac­tion within Mic­ro­soft and its exten­ded family, we’ll con­si­der doing a sig­ned, limited-edition litho­graph of it as well. [UPDATE: The sig­ned litho­graphs have arri­ved. Steve Clay­ton reports.]
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The head­line works on a lot of dif­fe­rent levels:

Mic­ro­soft telling its poten­tial cus­to­mers to change the world or go home.
Mic­ro­soft telling its emplo­yees to change the world or go home.
Mic­ro­soft emplo­yees telling their collea­gues to change the world or go home.
Every­body else telling Mic­ro­soft to change the world or go home.
Ever­yone else telling their collea­gues to change the world or go home.
And so forth.

Mic­ro­soft has seventy thousand-odd emplo­yees, a huge per­cen­tage them very deter­mi­ned to change the world, and often sucee­ding. And millions of cus­to­mers with the same idea.
Basi­cally, Mic­ro­soft is in the world-changing busi­ness. If they ever lose that, they might as well all go home.
I chose the mons­ter image simply because I always thought there is something won­der­fully demo­nic about wan­ting to change the world. It can be a force for the good, of course, if used wisely. It’s cer­tainly a very loa­ded part of the human con­di­tion, but I sup­pose that’s what makes it com­pe­lling.
Any­way, Red­mond, I hope you like. Feel free to drop me a line, if you have any feed­back. Thanks.
[UPDATE: 24th January 24, 2007:]
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[VIDEO:] Microsoft’s Steve Clay­ton talks about the Blue Mons­ter car­toon. My evil plan finally goes public! Rock on.
[Blue Mons­ter video on You­Tube.]
The Blue Mons­ter was desig­ned as a con­ver­sa­tion star­ter. To paraph­rase the ongoing dia­lo­gue bet­ween Steve and I:
For too long, Mic­ro­soft has allo­wed other peo­ple– the media, the com­pe­ti­tion and their detrac­tors, espe­cially– to tell their story on their behalf, ins­tead of doing a bet­ter job of it them­sel­ves.
We firmly believe that Mic­ro­soft must start arti­cu­la­ting their story bet­ter– what they do, why they do it, and why it mat­ters– if they’re to remain happy and pros­pe­rous long-term.
If they can do this, well, we don’t expect peo­ple in their millions to magi­cally start loving Mic­ro­soft over­night, but perhaps it might get peo­ple– inc­lu­ding the peo­ple who work there– to start thin­king dif­fe­rently. Small moves.
[Afterthought:] Gran­ted, none of this is roc­ket science. But maybe that’s Microsoft’s main pro­blem.
[Disc­lo­sure: gaping­void is more evil than Mic­ro­soft. Just so you know.]

if in doubt

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[Another one of my new Stormhoek wine label designs.]

ft article on danah boyd, plus calacanis etc

The Finan­cial Times publishes an inte­res­ting piece about danah boyd, one of the great Social Media aca­de­mics. Her blog is here. Great stuff.
[Bonus Link:] Jason Cala­ca­nis posts a very lucid e-mail exchange he had with an unna­med jour­na­list, on the busi­ness of blogs-as-mass-media. Again, great stuff:

We are an eight figure a year busi­ness today. In terms of pro­fi­ta­bi­lity the blog­ging busi­ness is bet­ter than the maga­zine or news­pa­per busi­ness in two main ways: 1. there is no dis­tri­bu­tion cost to blog­ging (i.e. prin­ting, ship­ping, and pos­tage), and 2. we don’t have the large mana­ge­ment cost struc­ture because our blog­gers are not edited.

Jason has been high up on my “must read” list for a while. I have nothing but admi­ra­tion for the guy.

October 29, 2006

advice to a young advertising hopeful

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Brad sent me an e-mail ear­lier today:

Dear Hugh,
I stum­bled across your site tonight and down­loa­ded “How To Be Crea­tive”. Fan­tas­tic. I’ve got my “cash” hand­led, the “sex” is the hard part (no pun inten­ded). [Ref: “The Sex & Cash Theory”].
I love com­mer­cials. Good com­mer­cials. Stuff that makes you think, or shoot beer out your nose, or that ins­pi­res you. I’ve always loved com­mer­cials. I write them in my sleep. I even cha­llenge myself by trying to write ads for the mun­dane things in life. Cot­ton balls…or pen­cil shar­pe­ners. The pro­blem is, I’ve got no one to write com­mer­cials for.
My day job pays well but allows zero crea­ti­vity. I get to write the occa­sio­nal ad to get more peo­ple through the door, but I work in a non-sexy industry. The leap from my world to the crea­tive side of the adver­ti­sing world seems like a big jump. How do I get there from here? It’s not just the jump that is daun­ting though. I’ve wor­ked for myself or with small com­pa­nies most of my life. The idea of drow­ning in the office pool of a mas­sive com­pany is unins­pi­ring. Where do I find my “sex” with an inde­pen­dent firm who likes to take chan­ces on crea­tive types with no expe­rience in the field? How do I get expe­rience?
I’m willing to go to school, but where do I start? My ideas are in my head, and I can trans­late them ver­bally, but I can’t draw to save my life. Do I start in art school? I’ve taken some course work toward an MBA. Do I get a job somewhere else in an adver­ti­sing firm and slowly work my way toward the crea­tive end of things?
Unless someone on the bus just hap­pens to ask “do you have any great ideas on how I can sell my new line of cot­ton balls” I’m des­ti­ned for a life of “cash” without “sex”. If you have any ideas, direc­tions or life alte­ring cri­ti­cisms, I would be eter­nally gra­te­ful.
Sin­ce­rely,
Brad

Dear Brad,
I’d give you the same advice as I’d give any young adver­ti­sing hope­ful, just star­ting out:
Start a blog and start pos­ting your best ideas up there. If your ideas are any good, some­body worthwhile will find it even­tually. And it’s a lot quic­ker, chea­per and easier than sch­lep­ping a vinyl port­fo­lio around town, trying to get inter­views.
Of course, with this approach you may have conflict-of-interest issues with you current emplo­yer. iI that’s the case, you might want to con­si­der publishing the blog under a pseu­donym.
Good luck and Gods­peed!
Hugh
PS: Thank for the kind words!

there’s a word

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e-mail of the week

A cer­tain Michael Bal­deon sent me an e-mail, con­si­si­ting of only one sin­gle line:

No talent. None. Way too obs­cure for gene­ral consumption.

Too funny.
I think worr­ying about what inte­rests you, what stirs your pas­sion, is a far more effec­tive recipe for suc­cess than worr­ying about “gene­ral con­sump­tion”. I have a strange fee­ling that Mr Bal­deon hasn’t quite lear­ned this les­son yet. Poor guy.

October 27, 2006

let’s make a movie

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October 26, 2006

i.t. cork podcast

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From Tom Raf­tery:

Wel­come to the IT@Cork pre-conference PR pod­casts. In this pod­cast series, kindly spon­so­red by Black­night Solu­tions, we are tal­king to some of the spea­kers in the upco­ming 2006 IT@Cork Busi­ness and Tech­no­logy con­fe­rence.
In this pod­cast, second in the series we are tal­king to Hugh Mac­Leod. Hugh is a blog­ger, car­too­nist and rogue mar­ke­ter. Hugh coi­ned the phrase Glo­bal Mic­ro­brand refe­rring to the extre­mely low-cost, hyper effi­cient brand stra­te­gies he used to gain two small com­pa­nies glo­bal recog­ni­tion.
Here are the ques­tions I asked Hugh and the time in the inter­view I asked them:
How did a car­too­nist get into marketing? — 0:22
For anyone who is una­ware, can you tell us about the Clue­train Mani­festo and then segue from that into the term you have coi­ned, the Glo­bal Microbrand? — 07:43
But you have used blogs as a cheap way to get brands out there… — 14:17
And you have done the same for a small South Afri­can vine­yard, Stormhoek… — 20:24
Can you speak to sales inc­rea­ses for Stormhoek over the last 12 months? — 25:51

It was one of my bet­ter pod­casts, I thought. You decide.
[I’m spea­king at the IT@Cork con­fe­rence in Ire­land on Novem­ber 29th.]

October 25, 2006

move over, youtube…

…now there’s Phil­Tube.
“The Office” meets “The You­Tube Gene­ra­tion”. Or something.
Expect to see more of this stuff in the future: cheap, easy to pro­duce, crea­tive, with no TV execs, huge bud­gets or mains­tream ad agen­cies to have to go through. Some will make shed­loads of money, some won’t; some will be artis­tic mas­ter­pie­ces, some will be utter dri­vel, but it’s all good. Roc­ket­boom and Ze Frank led the way, and here’s Phil­Tube trying to take it further as well…
I like it.

english cut cashmere

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[A misty, chilly autumn mor­ning outside the English Cut offi­ces in Cum­bria.]
English Cut is expan­ding into the cash­mere busi­ness. Very exci­ting.
As with the shirts, we don’t mind naming our sup­pliers. If peo­ple want to buy from us, great. If they pre­fer to buy directly from our sup­pliers, that’s great too. There’s plenty of busi­ness out there for every­body, so it’s all good.
[And in case you were won­de­ring:] Why does some cash­mere cost $20, and some cost $1000? Hype? Mar­ke­ting? Or maybe something a bit more subs­tan­tial? Read “Cash­mere Truths” for further insight [NB: The lat­ter was writ­ten by Arthur Ren­nie, our sup­plier].

October 23, 2006

barcelona girl geek dinners

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There wil be two Girl Geek Din­ners in Bar­ce­lona on the 7th and 14th of Novem­ber, orga­ni­sed by the lovely Sarah Blow, of Lon­don Girl Geek Din­ners fame. Details here.
Men are allo­wed to attend, of course, pro­vi­ded they are invi­ted by a girl who’s also going. Says Sarah:

The idea of the girl geek din­ners was to get the girls/ women fee­ling hap­pier in a social tech envi­ron­ment and not worry about being the only female there… I was also hoping that by pro­vi­ding a way of get­ting peo­ple to meet each other that they would arrange to meet at such events having been to a girl geek din­ner. I hope that this trend con­ti­nues and that it really does help to bring more fema­les into the industry and for those in the industry to not feel like they are the only ones out there!
The num­ber of guys loo­king to get invi­tes to the din­ners is some what amu­sing… It means that if they want to come along they really do have to find some of those girl geeks that I know are out there and get them­sel­ves invi­ted. At least it gives the men a rea­son to actually take note of the girl geeks around them and maybe they could also be per­sua­ded to help encou­rage more fema­les into the industry too.

Sounds like a good rea­son to visit Spain to me.

October 22, 2006

victim 219

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rock & roll is about freedom

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A rather sad article in The Guar­dian about the Bri­tish film direc­tor, Terence Davies, who in spite of recei­ving all this cri­ti­cal acc­laim over the years, finds him­self in late middle age, mostly pen­ni­less and out of work. His pain­ful rants about unsuc­cess­fully trying to receive fun­ding from various illus­trious Bri­tish film orga­ni­za­tions, is worth the read alone.

“There’s a man there called Robert Jones [for­mer head of the Film Council’s Pre­miere Fund] who made us jump through all sorts of hoops, and we actually did everything he wan­ted, and he tur­ned round after four months and said, ‘It won’t tra­vel’.” He pau­ses for effect. “And that was some­body who had just put money into Sex Lives of the Potato Men! The way in which we were trea­ted was abso­lu­tely shoc­king. If I can mis­quote Shaw, ‘Those who can, do, and those who can’t become Robert Jones.’ ” His voice is deep, thea­tri­cal, camp, hints of Liver­pud­lian with a touch of Noël Coward.

One of the rea­sons I like the “car­toons on the back of busi­ness cards” for­mat is that it’s cheap and easy. This allows me to do what I want. If I were behol­den to more expen­sive media, like film, I’d need other peo­ple and their money on board. Which means only means one thing: Other peo­ple telling me what to do. No thanks.
I remem­ber a great quote from Henry Rollins: “Rock & Roll is about Free­dom”.
Exactly. As soon as you lose the free­dom, it cea­ses to be Rock & Roll.
But it’s a hard les­son to learn, espe­cially when one has hitched one’s cart to the insa­nely seduc­tive, com­pe­ti­tive and expen­sive world of film. And based on what I know about Bri­tish public art bodies, if you’re still put­ting all your faith in those losers, you’re just asking for the kiss of death. Let Mr. Davies’ exam­ple be a les­son to all of us, poor man.

October 21, 2006

hooray for

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October 20, 2006

quick update

I’m still in Lon­don. Lea­ving tomo­rrow [Satur­day] ins­tead. Long story.
Yes, last night’s Techc­runch party was a blast. More later.
[PS: Neither Mike Arring­ton or Steve Ball­mer made it to the party, more’s the pity. The lat­ter was in town and rumo­red to be coming. Life is suf­fe­ring etc.]

October 19, 2006

purple puppy prints

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Today I spent the mor­ning aat the Stormhoek office, sig­ning a large stack of pur­ple “puppy” litho­graphs.
This story is kinda neat. Last week our US impor­ter sent an email news­let­ter around, to all their dis­tri­bu­tors and retai­lers. In the news­let­ter was an offer for a free “puppy” print. We sent them 50 prints, thin­king maybe we’d get pic­kup from 30 peo­ple or so. And even 30 peo­ple felt pretty opti­mis­tic.
In the end howe­ver, it turns out we got pic­kup from 500 peo­ple. All peo­ple within the wine trade. Five. Hun­dred. Wow.
Though there’s no objec­tive way to mea­sure it pro­perly, a wee voice tells me that the more prints I sign, the more Stormhoek will move through the mar­ket. “Indi­rect Mar­ke­ting” and all that. So even if, yeah, sig­ning prints all day long can get pretty tedious some­ti­mes, on another level I find it extre­mely exci­ting.
Meanwhile, my month-long stay Lon­don is about to end. Retur­ning home to Cum­bria tomo­rrow.
I’ll soon be searching for a new cot­tage to live in. Hope­fully one with a big gar­den. I like the big city, but it doesn’t suit me in large doses. Too many dis­trac­tions.
The older you get, the har­der it is to be crea­tive without large swathes of peace, quiet and soli­tude to sus­tain you. Or maybe that’s just me?
Any­way, it’s after 5pm here; I’m about to head off to the pub, follo­wed by the Techc­runch UK party. I’ll let you know how I get on.

October 18, 2006

if you are an atheist

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[Update:] This car­toon has gene­ra­ted 75 com­ments so far, many from atheists. Heh.

techcrunch uk lithographs

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One thou­sand new Stormhoek litho­graphs just arri­ved at the Lon­don office, which I have to sign in time for tomorrow’s Techc­runch UK bash. One thou­sand. Ouch.
I’ve heard rumors both that Michael Arring­ton is tur­ning up for it, and rumors that he isn’t. I guess I’ll find out on the night, but I’ve been loo­king for­ward to mee­ting him for a while. It’ll be a fun eve­ning either way.
And of course, con­grats to Sam and Daniel for adding a fine new string to the Arrington/Techcrunch media empire bow.

hughtrain update

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It’s been well over a year since I’ve added anything to The Hugh­train. My last update was January, 2005.
The rea­son is sim­ple. I had writ­ten everything I had to say to my satis­fac­tion, and then I moved on. English Cut came along, then Stormhoek.
I got busy.
But recently The Hugh­train has been nig­gling me. Not everything on it I’m happy about. Stuff I should have said dif­fe­rently, stuff I should have said but didn’t etc etc.
Time chan­ges everything.
So here’s the ques­tion: Do I re-work The Hugh­train, and improve upon it? Or do I just move on, and write something com­ple­tely new and dif­fe­rent?
Like I said, it’s been nig­gling me.

October 17, 2006

fake walmart blog

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My own opi­nion? Edel­man aren’t stu­pid enough to have let this hap­pen on pur­pose. Something else is going on. My guess is either Wal­mart pulled a Cleo­pa­tra on them and Edelman’s taking the rap, other­wise it was just your ave­rage middle-mangement SNAFU [If I were a gam­bling man, I’d wager more towards the lat­ter]. Not that it mat­ters. Errare huma­nem est. Stuff hap­pens. Learn and move on.
Doubt­less Edel­man will dust them­sel­ves off and get straight back in the saddle. And THE NEXT TIME someone inside their circle sug­gests withhol­ding due disc­lo­sure…
As my mother is fond of saying, “Edu­ca­tion is expen­sive”.
I still stand by the nice things I said about Edel­man. I enjo­yed mee­ting Richard Edel­man and his team last week.
[AFTERTHOUGHT:] I know blog­gers like their high-horse fee­ding fren­zies, but com­pa­red to the day-to-day fla­mes large PR agen­cies have to douse on behalf of their clients, this stuff is child’s play.
[Meanwhile:] Tris Hus­sey puts it in pers­pec­tive.
[UPDATE:] From Sco­ble:

Richard Edel­man, head of Edel­man*, just called. He wrote a blog post about the Walmart/Edelman disc­lo­sure (or lack the­reof) issue over the wee­kend. He says “this should not have hap­pe­ned.” He also said he didn’t res­pond until he had all the facts, which is why both him and Steve Rubel hadn’t res­pon­ded until now. Now that he has, he says that they didn’t do a good job here and he’s wor­king to edu­cate his staff so this doesn’t hap­pen again. Steve Rubel also wrote about it and was pretty spe­ci­fic “our firm fai­led to be com­ple­tely trans­pa­rent.”
Richard also apo­lo­gi­zed for his firm’s error.
That’s enough for me. It’s pretty clear, based on our con­ver­sa­tion that this isn’t allo­wa­ble beha­vior at Edel­man and that he isn’t telling his clients it’s a good thing to do this and that, if a simi­lar site goes up, that full disc­lo­sure will be there and will be there from the beginning.

That’s enough for me, as well. Given the cir­cums­tan­ces, I think Richard and Rubel hand­led it pretty well.

October 16, 2006

too busy

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October 15, 2006

the cleopatra effect

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One of the main rea­sons I never really pur­sued cor­po­rate blog con­sul­ting as a career, even though I’ve had some defi­nite oppor­tu­ni­ties in this depart­ment, is because of what I call “The Cleo­pa­tra Effect”.
I remem­ber when I was a kid watching this old black & white movie about Cleo­pa­tra. I can’t remem­ber the name of the movie, but one scene always stuck with me:
Cleo­pa­tra is wal­king through the palace, when she’s sud­denly stop­ped by the sound of pretty music, being pla­yed off in the dis­tance.
She follows the sound of the music through the palace, till even­tually she finds one of her cour­tiers in the gar­den, pla­ying the harp.
“What pretty music,” she says to the cour­tier. “You play beau­ti­fully.”
“Thank you, Your Majesty,” says the cour­tier, obviously flat­te­red.
“I would love to play music like that,” says Cleo­pa­tra. “Do you think you could teach me?”
The cour­tier, now that he’s fee­ling flat­te­red, tries to win even more of her favor.
“Well, yes,” he gushes. “I’m sure a Queen as talen­ted as you in so many things, would be talen­ted at this as well.”
“Oh, good,” says Cleo­pa­tra, obviously deligh­ted. “Here’s the deal. You teach me to play the harp. If I can­not play as well as you within one month, I will have you flog­ged. If I can­not play as well as you within three months, I will have you exe­cu­ted.”
The courtier’s face turns white. Cleo­pa­tra gives the cour­tier an evil smirk and then turns and walks off.
Make of this what you will.

October 14, 2006

gapingwidget


Hurrah for glo­bal mico­ro­me­dia: Dave Snow­den over in Sin­ga­pore has the gaping­void wid­get on his blog. Thanks, Dave!
I love the inter­net. I love watching stuff spread all over the world, like a glo­bal virus. It’s car­toons in my case, but it could be anything. Which makes the whole glo­bal mic­ro­brand thing so damn inte­res­ting.
We live in won­der­fully ama­zing times, no?

October 13, 2006

top ten reasons why you didn’t sell your web 2.0 company to google for $1.6 billion.

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“Top Ten Rea­sons why you didn’t sell your Web 2.0 com­pany to Goo­gle for $1.6 Billion” [in lieu of the recent You­Tube sale]:

1. You already sold your com­pany. For a lot less, to some­body else. Ouch. Ouch. Pain.
2. Ins­tead of giving your com­pany an easy-to-spell, easy-to-talk-about name like “You­Tube”, you deci­ded to give your com­pany a name that [a] nobody likes and [b] nobody can spell. Robert Sco­ble explains.
3. Your com­pany pro­bably isn’t even worth $1.6 million, let alone $1.6 billion. Heck, $1.6 thou­sand would be con­si­de­red “not bad” in some books…
4. You’re still wor­king at Star­bucks. So you went from dot­com entre­pre­neur in 1999, to a pen­ni­less barrista in 2001, to… ummmm.… still a pen­ni­less barrista in 2006. Life is unfair.
5. Your busi­ness model doesn’t scale. In fact, I’m not quite sure about your busi­ness in the first place, let alone whether the model sca­les or not…
6. Marc Can­tor likes you. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
7. “Inbound Links” is not the same as “Inbound Cash”. Some peo­ple take a while with this one.
8. None of the A-Listers lin­ked to your blog. If only peo­ple like Boing­Boing and Engad­get had agreed to a little ol’ mutal backsc­ratching, the mar­ket would have bliss­fully over­loo­ked the fact that nob­doy likes or uses your pro­duct. Next time, offer cash bri­bes. Seriously.
9. It doesn’t say “Beta” on your home page. Why does that mat­ter? What, you mean you don’t know?! Loser.
10. Valley­wag doesn’t try to crash your par­ties. I know. Not having Nick crashing your par­ties takes some doing… it’s like having mos­qui­toes in Northern Maine not trying to bite you. Kinda spooky when it hap­pens.
[Bonus Link:] “Top Ten Rea­sons Why Nobody Reads Your Blog”.

walled gardens explained

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[Bonus Link:] After a recent trip to Big Sur, Cali­for­nia, Evelyn Rodri­guez ram­bles on nicely about its most famous resi­dent, the great Henry Miller.

October 12, 2006

giving vs taking

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I was in the pub the other eve­ning, trying to explain the dif­fe­rence bet­ween Web 1.0 [“Dot­com”] vs Web 2.0 [“Blogs & Social Media”] to a web neophyte friend of mine.
The short ans­wer: “Dot­com was about ‘taking’. Web 2.0 is about ‘giving’.”
Dot­com basi­cally built glo­ri­fied Yellow Pages. You go, you get the info you need, hope­fully you buy something en route. The rela­tionship bet­ween the user and the web­site is imper­so­nal, not unlike the real­tionship bet­ween the Yellow Pages and its rea­ders. They show, you select. They give, you take.
The archi­tec­ture of Web 2.0, howe­ver, is about peo­ple giving away their stuff i.e. “sha­ring”. Whether its a well-written blog post, or pho­tos uploa­ded onto Flickr, or videos uploa­ded onto You­Tube, the act of you giving is every bit as impor­tant as peo­ple other peo­ple recei­ving. This is why the num­ber of blog rea­ders isn’t that much lar­ger than the num­ber of blog wri­ters. Wri­ting is as impor­tant as rea­ding. Giving is as impor­tant as taking.
Sud­denly for the first time in his­tory, the world’s most power­ful form of media is about giving, not taking. The impli­ca­tions are vast.

This explains why Madi­son Ave­nue has had such a hard time get­ting their heads around blogs. Their cul­ture, evol­ved during an era of tele­vi­sion, radio and news­pa­pers, is all about THEM giving, and nobody else doing so i.e. pro­du­cing a one-way infor­ma­tion exchange, aka broad­cas­ting. Peo­ple [‘The Con­su­mers”!] are only invi­ted to “take”. They’re not inte­res­ted in the rea­der being able to give back. “Giving” is only allo­wed by a bunch of pre-selected pro­fes­sio­nals, who are on their pay­roll, behol­den to their rules, who they deem worthy to stay on mes­sage. Ama­teurs need not apply.
Giving vs. Taking. Exactly.

i got into the wine business

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valentine 001

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[Another one of my new Stormhoek wine label designs.]

October 11, 2006

to the left

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[Dedi­ca­ted to Jeremy Wal­ters, who I hear is going through a very tough time at the moment. Sorry to hear that, Jer… Hope things get bet­ter for you soon.]

our last meaningful conversation

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360 degrees

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brief mention in the f.t.

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Based on the Edelman/Technorati study I men­tio­ned yes­ter­day, The Finan­cial Times cites gaping­void as the most influen­tial blog in the UK.
Though it’s nice to get a men­tion, I don’t feel par­ti­cu­larly influen­tial these days. My focus has shif­ted away from the blo­gosphere a lot in the last year, towards the more capi­ta­list world of selling wine.
It seems to me that if there was a “blog­ging revo­lu­tion”, it has already hap­pe­ned. 2002 – 2003 were key years for me, and a lot ear­lier for peo­ple like Winer, Meg­nut or Doc. The genie is already out of the bottle.
Again, it comes down to my favo­rite quote from Clay Shirky:

“So for­get about blogs and blog­gers and blog­ging and focus on this — the cost and dif­fi­culty of publishing abso­lu­tely anything, by anyone, into a glo­bal medium, just got a whole lot lower. And the effects of that inc­rea­sed pool of poten­tial pro­du­cers is going to be vast.”

Shirky’s quote to me is the real story. The Blo­gopsphere and “Web 2.0″ are just small parts of this grea­ter whole.

October 10, 2006

edelman and technorati in london

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This mor­ning at 8.30 I found myself in a con­fe­rence room at Claridge’s Hotel in May­fair [where my sis­ter also had her wed­ding recep­tion a few years ago, fun­nily enough], atten­ding a small Edelman/Technorati con­fe­re­rence.
As far as conferences-with-a-corporate slant go, it wasn’t bad at all. It was only an hour and a half [thank­fully], which is about how long I think all con­fe­ren­ces should be.
This was the panel:

* Richard Edel­man, Pre­si­dent and CEO, Edel­man
* Peter Hirsh­berg. Chair­man and CMO, Tech­no­rati
* Kevin Ander­son, Head of Blog­ging, Guar­dian Unli­mi­ted
* Iain Dale, poli­ti­cal com­men­ta­tor and blog­ger
* David Brain, Head of Edel­man Europe
* Nick Rey­nolds, Senior Advi­sor Edi­to­rial Policy, BBC

Other peo­ple in the audience:

*Mike Krem­pasky, VP Edel­man Washing­ton, DC.
*Stephen Davies, Edel­man Lon­don
*Nevi­lle Hob­son, who has relo­ca­ted back to Lon­don from Ams­ter­dam.
*Suw Char­man, a well-known UK blog­ger who has also done some work for Edel­man in the past.

The con­fe­rence see­med to spi­lit into two dis­tinct hal­ves.
1. The PR Bit. Edel­man and Tech­no­rati telling peo­ple about their new stra­te­gic part­nership, which Edelman’s Steve Rubel also wrote about today:

* To influence the influen­cers, you need to take both a local and a glo­bal view of the con­ver­sa­tion
* The dia­lo­gue in each region is fairly bal­ka­ni­zed and reflects the local cul­ture and influen­ces. Howe­ver, it is influen­ced by media and blogs in other coun­tries
* Com­pa­nies and brands are dis­cus­sed in Euro­pean blogs, but not nearly as often as in the US or as pro­duct cate­go­ries are tal­ked about
* Brands have a big oppor­tu­nity to become part of the con­ver­sa­tion by lis­te­ning and deve­lo­ping programs

2. Blog­ging in Gene­ral. This bit, athough there were cer­tainly some smart com­ments coming out of it, I found less satisf­ying, simply beca­sue the non-Edelman/Technorati part of the panel were made up of peo­ple from the political/journalist/media side of the ‘sphere. I wish this had been more balan­ced with some entre­pre­neu­rial and Web 2.0 star­tup blog­gers adding their two cents [someone like Sam Sethi would’ve been good]. But that’s really a minor point.
All in all, I enjo­yed mee­ting the Edel­man crew. Richard Edel­man I found par­ti­calrly inte­res­ting. Though Edel­man is known as the peo­ple who “get it” more than any other of the large PR firms, he was quite can­did in tal­king about how dii­fi­cult it has been trying to acc­li­ma­tize his clients to this brave new world of ours. I’m gues­sing his atti­tude is, his clients will resist at first, but will be than­king him in five or so years’ time.
After the con­fe­rence Peter Hirsh­berg and I went out to lunch, to talk about all things Tech­no­rati. En route I took him down Savile Row to and intro­du­ced him to one of my bes­poke tai­lo­ring friends, Ravi Tai­lor of Airey & Whee­ler.
[Jacki Danicki also was at the con­fe­rence, and wri­tes about it at length here.]
[UPDATE:] The whole event has been put up on You­Tube here.

October 9, 2006

hate is just a word

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October 7, 2006

love and convenience

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les blogs III, paris, december 11-12th, 2006

Loic announ­ces Les Blogs 3. Good rea­son to visit Paris in Decem­ber.
Less blog talk this time, more Web 2.0 stuff, appa­rently. Sounds like a good step in the right direc­tion.
I’ll defi­ni­tely be there. You?

October 6, 2006

nicola’s tee

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Very cool. Nicola just e-mailed me this photo. She down­loa­ded this car­toon off gaping­void, then stuck it on a t-shirt. Thanks, Nicola!
[Meanwhile:] The Head Lemur points me to this great article on Ethmar.com: “7 Things I Wish Wine Retai­lers Would Figure Out Some­day”. I espe­cially like Num­ber Two:

2. Quit telling us what Wine Spec­ta­tor recom­mends. Yeah, this should piss someone off. But seriously folks: I don’t want to hear about what they or any other wine-oriented maga­zine said about the wine, I want to hear what you thought about it. You’re selling it, right? Give me a sign that you’ve had some expo­sure to the pro­duct. Anyone can post sig­nage that comes in the wine case, or tear strips out of a maga­zine. What did you like about it?

hallam foe blog dinner

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[Watch the video clip here:] Late night at The Texas Embassy, Lon­don. With most of the party already having gone home, Dave Mac­ken­zie talks about the eve­ning with the few remai­ning blog­gers left. Note the ample supply of the new Stormhoek Siren on the table.
Well, we finally had the Hallam Foe blog­gers’ scree­ning last night.
30 or so peo­ple tur­ned up, inc­lu­ding twenty-odd Bri­tish blog­gers [the guest list is here], and a bunch of peo­ple invol­ved on the film pro­duc­tion, inc­lu­ding Dave Mac­Ken­zie, the direc­tor, and Colin Ken­nedy, the main Hallam Foe blog wri­ter.
This was the first time mem­bers of “the public” got to see the movie, so Dave was pretty ner­vous at first. It see­med none of the blog­gers quite knew what to expect from the movie [I had told them very little], but gene­rally the res­ponse was far more enthu­sias­tic than anyone could have hoped for.
After the scree­ning we all went along to The Texas Embassy for some faji­tas, com­pli­ments of the groovy cats at Buena Vista Inter­na­tio­nal, the UK dis­tri­bu­tors of the film.
I was really deligh­ted when Euan told me that Hallam Foe was the best film he’d seen in ages [I really res­pect Euan’s opi­nions on many things, so having his thumbs-up was a real feather in the ol’ cap]. It was also nice to finally meet his wife, Paula.
And Hallam Foe wasn’t the only one pre­mie­ring that eve­ning. Stormhoek sup­plied a cou­ple of cases of their new “Siren” series, which went down a real treat. It’s one thing telling peo­ple how good the wine is on your blog, but as a mar­ke­ter, seeing real peo­ple enjo­ying it live is always a lot more rewar­ding. So like the film, these guys were the first mem­bers of “the public” to try it out.
Here JP Ran­gas­wami, who was also there, wrote some inte­res­ting thoughts on the eve­ning:

There was something very blog-like about the expe­rience. David and Hugh were in their own way pretty ner­vous; they had (and pro­bably still have) no real idea how the 30 of us pre­sent would react. When you hand a brand over to the Man On The Clapham Omni­bus you make your­self vul­ne­ra­ble. When you share something pro­vi­sio­nal and unfi­nished and crea­tive in such a way, you make your­self very vul­ne­ra­ble.
This air of pro­vi­sio­na­lity and vul­ne­ra­bi­lity was tan­gi­ble as we began to watch. Soon I felt at ease, trans­por­ted to the stark yet haun­ting ambiance of Edin­burgh, one of my favou­rite cities. Tor­tu­red youth, con­flic­ted ado­les­cence, a coming of age and a rive­ting close. And clo­sure. Any more and I might as well tell you The But­ler Did It, so I won’t. See it for yourself.

The video clip above was taken by Gia, who also blog­ged about the movie here.
It was a really great eve­ning, pro­bably the most exci­ting blog event I’ve been to in ages. As Gia, I and others dis­cus­sed last night, this film-blog-marketing thing is still very much in its infancy, a lot of it is still vir­gin terri­tory. That’s what makes it so damn exci­ting, I sup­pose.
It was a real spe­cial eve­ning. Thanks to ever­yone for coming along.
[PS: If you were there last night, and have any blog posts, videos, pho­tos etc from the eve­ning, if you could post it on to the wiki here, I’d really appre­ciate it. Thanks.]
[Backs­tory:] Last Octo­ber, long before film shoo­ting began, David and I put the Hallam Foe script online for peo­ple to read, as a way to gather early feed­back from the blo­gosphere, as an expe­ri­ment in “open source film­ma­king” etc. Inte­res­ting to see how far the pro­ject has evol­ved in just under a year etc.

October 5, 2006

thank you for empty words

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b5 gets investment

Rick Segal just announ­ced his company’s invest­ment in the blog­ging netork, b5 Media, and also explains some of the rea­so­ning behind the invest­ment:

The next oppor­tu­nity is a chance to exe­cute on Doc Searl’s vision/theory of the inten­tion eco­nomy. Doc and I have tal­ked about this for years with Doc wri­ting about this topic often. The gene­ral thin­king on Doc’s the­sis applied here is fairly sim­ple. When I sign up for a blog about a spe­ci­fic topic, there is an intent by me to obtain that know­ledge. With that know­ledge comes the abi­lity to focus eco­no­mic offers that may be of inte­rest to me. I own a Volvo, read a Volvo blog, and find offers (ads if you will) about things about/for/related to Volvo of inte­rest and not neces­sa­rily noise. I love digi­tal pho­to­graphy, lis­ten to smart peo­ple and do read the ads when I’m immer­sed in that hobby.
All of this trans­la­tes into an oppor­tu­nity to grow a busi­ness that is about the inten­tion economy.

Sounds like a plan. Con­grats to all and sundry who were part of the deal. Rock on.

October 4, 2006

“microsoft considers gapingvoid site ‘suspicious’”

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Seems I’m on Microsoft’s blac­klist now. Hey Red­mond, what’s the deal? Jeeze…
Heh.

we’re so

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being interested

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excellence

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i’m helping create

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