Archive for September, 2006

September 29, 2006

puppy print update

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Inte­res­ting. The “Puppy” print is now bid­ding on E-Bay for $56.00.
Wow.
[UPDATE:] There’s another one up now, bid­ding for $5.99. Whew.

September 28, 2006

chocolate

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[Another one of my new Stormhoek wine label designs.]

September 27, 2006

introducing stormhoek siren

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This is the new Stormhoek Siren pac­kage, ins­pi­red by the little open-source expe­ri­ment we con­duc­ted last Novem­ber with gaping­void rea­ders.
Basi­cally, I asked my rea­ders for feed­back on the new pac­kage design, and they left their sug­ges­tions both in the com­ment sec­tion and the wiki. The result you now see in the pho­to­graph.
The photo really doesn’t do it jus­tice. It’s an abso­lu­tely stun­ningly beau­ti­ful bottle in real life. Basi­cally, we wan­ted something that wouldn’t look out of place in a Mies van Der Rohe house, or a copy of Wall­pa­per maga­zine.
On the wine side, Graham tells me that the boys in South Africa culled out the best lots of ultra ripe and inten­sely fruity Sau­vig­non Blanc and really dense, dark and intense Pino­tage. You might recall that the regu­lar Pino­tage won the trophy from the Lon­don Inter­na­tio­nal Wine and Spi­rits Com­pe­ti­ton for being the finest Pino­tage pro­du­ced in South Africa. I am told that the Siren Pino­tage is like the regu­lar Stormhoek on ste­roids. There was a bit of open sour­cing done on this as well, which the Stormhoek guys will pro­bably tell you about even­tually.
So, we have a $2000 award to give away to some for­tu­nate gaping­void rea­der. Though not one sin­gle sug­ges­tion led us to the ans­wer we were loo­king for, inter­fa­cing with the feed­back is what led us to our result.
So who should win the $2000? We thought we’d let you decide. Please go here and check out the com­ments and the sub­mis­sions on the wiki. Tell us who you think we should award it to. If nobody’s can come up with an ans­wer, or we fail to come up with some sort of con­cen­sus, we’ll give the two grand to cha­rity.
Thanks for making all this a rea­lity, Every­body. Rock on.

September 26, 2006

birthday

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[Another one of my new Stormhoek wine label designs.]

anina and me

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[Anina and her pal, Fern.]
Last week my favo­rite tech-obsessed fashion model, Anina, hel­ped me choose a ring­tone for my Nokia N70.
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[Me swi­lling the Stormhoek etc etc.]
She even made a video of it. One of the crazy, Stormhoek-swilling eve­nings where you just had to be there.
Anina’s been blog­ging some pretty good stuff recently. With Lon­don Fashion Week just on, and the Paris and Milan shows coming up, there’s plenty of inte­res­ting mate­rial for her out there. I’d check out her blog archi­ves from the last 2 – 3 weeks or so…

September 25, 2006

2 more prints on e-bay

Two more gaping­void prints have made it onto E-Bay. Very cool.
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First, another Techcrunch/Stormhoek pos­ter, just like the one that sold on E-Bay the other day for $177.50. This one is currently bid­ding at $24.
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Secondly, one of the Stormhoek “Puppy” prints, currently bid­ding at $5.
It’ll be inte­res­ting to see what hap­pens. The idea of there being a com­mer­cial mar­ket for my work, even a small one, is not an idea I’m quite used to yet. But yeah, it’s still fairly exciting.

mt. ventoux bloggers’ bike ride for charity

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Sigurd and a few pals are doing a cha­rity bike ride this Satur­day up the drea­ded Mount Ven­toux in France. This is the same leg of the Tour de France that riders have been known to lite­rally die attemtp­ting.
It looks abso­lu­tely ghastly.
So far they’ve rai­sed just over $4000– about half their tar­get. If you want to help the cause, please visit their wiki, thanks.

coal mines

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[Car­toon ins­pi­red by the com­ments in my last post.]

September 24, 2006

meaningful work or death

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I work pretty much all the time these days. It’s not uncom­mon for me to start work at 9am and carry on well past mid­night, often for days on end.
I don’t have a pro­blem with it; I like what I do. If there were more hours in a day, I’d use those, too.
For count­less gene­ra­tions, this was the norm. You got up and you wor­ked your hind­quar­ters off till it was time for bed. If you were lucky you occa­sio­nally mana­ged to get laid, fed, drunk etc in the pro­cess. All good.
But then in the last hun­dred years or so we lost the plot. Sud­denly “Lei­sure” star­ted taking over. Sud­denly use­less things like lying on a beach, rea­ding trashy novels, watching dumb movies, going shop­ping, atten­ding art ope­nings, and visi­ting Dis­ney­land star­ted to become not only com­mon, but an end in itself.
Now taking time of from the daily grind in order to recharge our bat­te­ries I don’t have a pro­blem with. Heck, that’s what The Sab­bath was inven­ted for [“All a child needs to be happy are two things: a hard woo­den chair and a Bible” etc].
Where the pro­blem ari­ses is when this “Lei­sure Time” starts taking over. Beco­ming no lon­ger a means [rechar­ging], but an end it itself, what we call a [shud­der] “Lifestyle”. When your work stops being your “Real Life”, and “Lei­sure” starts beco­ming your real life i.e. When your job just beco­mes this unplea­sant “thing”, something with no other mea­ning­ful func­tion other than to finance your new “Real Life” i.e your “Lifestyle”… you know, the expen­sive part with all the shop­ping, beaches, cock­tail par­ties, vacuous con­ver­sa­tions etc.
Sure, I know this Work/Life schism star­ted a long time ago, with the advent of the Indus­trial Revo­lu­tion, the time clock, Marxist-worker alie­na­tion from the means of pro­duc­tion etc etc [Some peo­ple pre­fer the term “balance” over “schism”; they are delu­ded], so it’s very ingrai­ned into our cul­ture.
I renounce it, regard­less.
Mea­ning­ful Work or Death. Any other form of exis­tence doesn’t inte­rest me. Thanks Be To God.

i feel

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he needed a plan

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crap blog 101

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[Bonus Link: “Beware of Lifestyle Immi­grants”.] No sane adult moves to the Bay Area for lifestyle; they move there because they think they can make money. So, while I think it’s nice peo­ple like to ski, hike, bike, climb, surf, and golf, I don’t care. I want peo­ple who are greedy , com­pe­tive bas­tards who would move to Fargo in January to make money, and who don’t know any other way to work than hard. The rest of it is a dis­trac­tion. [Thanks, Rick.]

pedantic

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September 23, 2006

cafe de la merde francaise

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Appa­rently Loic Le Meur’s blog traf­fic has gone crazy since he announ­ced that he voting for Nico­las Sar­kozy in the next French pre­si­den­tial elec­tions:

The rea­son I did that is that Nico­las Sar­kozy, currently #2 in Govern­ment and future can­di­date is the only poli­ti­cian in France to my know­ledge to say he wants to trans­form France into a “nation of entre­pre­neurs” when entre­pre­neurs are often seen as “ene­mies of the State” these days, so I can only sup­port him. Of course, many peo­ple disagree… 

I cer­tainly don’t disa­gree. If anyone is going to save that lovely but stub­born country from need­less obli­vion, it’s going to be its entre­pre­neurs, and not the L’Ecole de La Mort man­da­rins currently run­ning the place like their own pri­vate country club.
Rock on, Loic! Gods­peed, Sar­kozy! Vivent les entrepreneurs!

rebirth 221

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“Rebirth” is a won­der­ful metaphor, mea­ning everything from “re-invention” to “rege­ne­ra­tion” to “renais­sance” to… just about anything.
I find that a large part of the human expe­rience is [a] get­ting one­self into a rut and then [b] figu­ring out how to get one­self out of it.
What is true for indi­vi­duals is also true for large groups of peo­ple… busi­nes­ses, orga­ni­sia­tions, nations etc etc. How do we re-invent our modus ope­randi? Serious ques­tion.
I don’t claim to have all the ans­wers, but it’s a sub­ject that inte­rests me pro­fes­sio­nally more and more.

red black 881

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Yes, I’m still in Lon­don. In Paris next wee­kend. Gla­gow soon after that. Then back to Lon­don. Very little Cum­bria in the equa­tion for a while.
[Note To Self:] There are two types of neig­borhods in Lon­don– those for peo­ple already sett­led here, and those for peo­ple who have just arri­ved. I’ve always pre­fe­rred the latter.

September 22, 2006

even when he gets heard

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September 21, 2006

case study: english cut

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I’m spea­king today at the “Social Net­work Tools & Their Busi­ness Appli­ca­tion” con­fe­rence in Lon­don. The title of my talk is: “Case Study: Using Blogs to Create a Glo­bal Micro-Business”. I’ll be tal­king about English Cut, and how it trans­for­med Tho­mas’ tai­lo­ring busi­ness and edu­ca­ted his cus­to­mers.
The story of how Tho­mas, myself and later, New York PR maven Dave Par­met star­ted wor­king together was won­der­fully re-told in Naked Con­ver­sa­tions:

Mac­Leod says he “star­ted filling Mahon’s head with Clue­train and blog­ging stuff,” and slowly Mahon got inte­res­ted. “We star­ted thin­king that if Mahon could talk about tai­lo­ring on a blog about the same way that Seth Godin talks about mar­ke­ting, then the peo­ple who care will see it. Mahon wouldn’t try to sell suits on the blog. Ins­tead, he would show his know­ledge and love of the craft. He would explain the labor, and mate­rials invol­ved and why the cost of each suit was jus­ti­fied.” The idea was that the peo­ple who cared either about suits or how a mas­ter crafts­men crea­tes them would find their way to the site.

My father remar­ked to me the other day, “I bet you had no idea in the begin­ning that the blog would work as well as it did, eh?”
True, I had no idea. But loo­king back, we had a few things going for us.

1. A great pro­duct. Tho­mas is one of the best tai­lors in the world. His suits REALLY ARE that good. If we were just selling com­mo­di­fied drek, I doubt if anyone would’ve paid much atten­tion.
2. A uni­que story. When he star­ted, Tho­mas was the only Savile Row tai­lor wri­ting a blog, and this gave him a uni­que voice in the blo­gosphere. This fue­lled the inte­rest. Had mas­ses of tai­lors already been blog­ging, it would’ve been much har­der for his own uni­que “idea-virus” to spread. The first-mover advan­tage rule still applies.
3. Pas­sion & Autho­rity. Tho­mas has both in spa­des. That’s what kept peo­ple coming back. That’s what built up trust. That’s what tur­ned his rea­ders into cus­to­mers. Which is why “Share what you love” is the best advice there is.
4. Con­ti­nuity. He kept at it. He didn’t expect the blog to trans­form his for­tu­nes over­night. As I’m fond of saying, “Blogs don’t write them­sel­ves”. Based on our expe­rience, if you want blogs to trans­form your busi­ness, I’d say give your­self at least a year.
5. Focus. It was always about the suits. It was never about what he had for break­fast, Tech­no­rati rank or frothy gos­sip about other blog­gers.
6. Tho­mas spoke in his own voice. Tho­mas is a straight­for­ward, affa­ble fellow, and the voice on the blog is the same as the voice you meet in real life. He never tried to mis­re­pre­sent him­self on his blog, nor try to create some over-glamorized image of his pro­fes­sion. He just told it like it is. And peo­ple res­pon­ded well to that. As he once put it, “We’re so lucky we don’t have to create the brand out of thin air. We just tell the truth and the brand builds itself.”
7. Sove­reignty. The only peo­ple we had to please were the two of us. No bos­ses or outside inves­tors to keep happy. Bos­ses and inves­tors like gua­ran­tees, but there aren’t any.
8. We were both broke when we star­ted. Had we had mas­ses of money at the begin­ning, we would have had a lot more options on how to get the word out. In all like­lihood, these options would have been a lot more expen­sive and not nearly as effec­tive. Some­ti­mes lack of capi­tal is a defi­nite advantage.

A blog is a great way to build one’s own per­so­nal “glo­bal mic­ro­brand”. As the Job-For-Life no lon­ger exists, as the value of the social “posi­tion” ero­des and the value of the “pro­ject” takes its place, per­so­nal brand deve­lop­ment beco­mes far more impor­tant to one’s career. Blogs are a good place to start.
Hey, if a Savile Row tai­lor can do it, what’s your excuse?

September 20, 2006

remembering happier times

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September 19, 2006

planet trogg

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September 18, 2006

blogging consultant

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work at starbuck’s

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Last Novem­ber, I launched a little open-source expe­ri­ment, asking gaping­void rea­ders for their input in coming up with a new label and bottle design for Stormhoek [the old labels just weren’t doing the job].
We also offe­red a cash prize of $2000 USD for the sug­ges­tion that we found most help­ful.
The feed­back was terri­fic. About a hun­dred peo­ple sub­mit­ted their ideas, both in the com­ment sec­tion and on the wiki.
We’re get­ting ready to go public with the results. Some­body WILL be get­ting the $2000.
Now, you will have seen the new car­toon labels. Sure, that’s part of the ans­wer, but that’s not the whole ans­wer. What ended up hap­pe­ning with this little expe­ri­ment went far further than a mere label, but ended up re-inventing the brand from the ground up. It’s been huge.
I guess that’s why I’ve been so quiet about it over the last 10 months. The chan­ges made pos­si­ble by the open-source inter­ven­tion took fore­ver to imple­ment.
And spea­king of re-inventing: regu­lar gaping­void rea­ders will know that “re-invention” is a sub­ject very dear to my heart.
I believe the capa­city to re-invent one’s life, one’s career, one’s busi­ness, one’s industry etc is not just a nice qua­lity to have. I believe it’s an essen­tial sur­vi­val tool.
Which is why when I launched the open-source expe­ri­ment, I posed the ques­tion, “Why shouldn’t a small wine com­pany see Apple or Goo­gle as its com­pe­ti­tion?”
I think it’s wise to view com­pa­nies like Apple and Goo­gle as your com­pe­ti­tion, even if you’re not in the same field.
Why does Apple con­ti­nually do so well? Because every six months they intro­duce something that makes the world pay atten­tion. Lap­tops, IPods, it doesn’t mat­ter what it is. They deli­ver.
They deli­ver because they unders­tand the con­cept of re-invention bet­ter than most. So by com­pe­ti­ting with them, even indi­rectly, maybe you’ll learn something use­ful.
NB: That car­toon I did for DDB the other day. That was all about re-invention, as well. Somewhere along the line I figu­red that if Madi­son Ave­nue was to have a future, it would be all about hel­ping their clients re-invent them­sel­ves. The actual adver­ti­sing is just a by-product. Apple, of course, doesn’t need a lot of outside help re-inventing them­sel­ves. But a lot of com­pa­nies do. A huge oppor­tu­nity for someone.

you haven’t done your marketing

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head up

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September 17, 2006

changing the system

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the future belongs to the geeks

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face 967

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September 15, 2006

we western europeans

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Fre­de­rick Forsyth (Lon­don, Daily Express, 11/8): 

“It must surely be
true that the level of lies and hypoc­risy that a society can tole­rate is in direct pro­por­tion to the dege­ne­ra­tion of that cul­ture.
Per­so­nally I am not par­ti­cu­larly pro or anti Israel, pro or anti Arab or pro or anti Islam. But I do have a dis­like of myth, hypoc­risy and lies as oppo­sed to rea­lity, fair­ness and truth.
Watching the bom­bing of Leba­non it is impos­si­ble not to feel horror and pity for the inno­cent civi­lians killed, woun­ded or ren­de­red home­less. But cer­tain of our poli­ti­cians, see­king easy popu­lism and the chea­pest round of applause in modern his­tory, have called the Israeli res­ponse “dis­pro­por­tio­nate”. Among thee poli­ti­cos are Jack Straw and that mas­ter of EU nego­tia­tions William Hague.
That accu­sa­tion can only mean: “dis­pro­por­tio­nate to the aggres­sion leve­lled against them”. Really? Why did the accu­sers not men­tion Ser­bia? What has Ser­bia got to do with it? Let’s refresh our memories.

(more…)

stormhoek is hiring

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[A new posi­tio­ning idea I’m pla­ying around with for Stormhoek etc.]
Stormhoek is loo­king to hire an intern. Here are the cri­te­ria. You wouldn’t need to have all of them, but the more, the merrier:

1. London-based.
2. Able to do graphic design.
3. Able to write code.
4. Able to write copy.
5. Web 2.0-savvy.
6. Marketing-savvy.
7. Blog-savvy.

If you’re loo­king for an inte­res­ting foot in the door, please drop me an e-mail with the word “internship” in the sub­ject hea­der. Thanks.

September 14, 2006

people will give us their money

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[Ins­pi­red by Rick’s recent post.]
Seems the guy at News­corp is aggrie­ved that so much of the blogospher’s traf­fic is coming from MyS­pace users. Yeah, that’s because some blog­gers are actually wri­ting con­tent that MyS­pace users want to read. Hea­ven for­fend!
Seems to me this all speaks volu­mes. Seems the guy sees his company’s MyS­pace users not as peo­ple, but as little mini-udders there to be mil­ked. Nice work if yu can get it.

greetings from glasgow airport

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I’m wri­ting this from a Star­bucks in Glas­gow Air­port, en route to Lon­don. I’ll be down there for the next cou­ple of days.
We’ll shortly be sho­wing the new Stormhoek labels to the retai­lers. Very exci­ting. Very nerve-wracking.
Meanwhile, we’re star­ting to get info back from our US dis­tri­bu­tors about where Stormhoek is avai­la­ble in Ame­rica. Here, for ins­tance, is where you can find Stormhoek in New Jer­sey. Obviously we’ll have to build some sort of “Where to find Stormhoek” wid­get on the Stormhoek blog even­tually. Soo­ner rather than later etc.
Right now I’m fee­ling a bit overwhel­med, to say the least. Everything has been hea­ting up for the last cou­ple of months. Suits, wine, film, all get­ting busier and busier. Add the blog to the equa­tion and that’s four “full-time” gigs. Plus Thin­gamy and everything else.
In five year’s time I’ll either be rich or dead.
[Note to Self:] Is it just me or would this car­toon pos­sibly make a great wine label?

September 12, 2006

never forget

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[Another one of my new Stormhoek wine label designs.]

t-shirt design

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I did this t-shirt design for an adver­ti­sing buddy of mine in Chi­cago.
Let’s see what happens.

September 11, 2006

the dinosaur cartoon [high-res version]

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[This is the high-res ver­sion of the dino­saur car­toon, which I ori­gi­nally drew for the new Craven’s web­site. Just click on the image to enlarge etc.]

movable type 3.3

Dear Anil,
Just a quick note to say, I’ve upgra­ded my blog soft­ware to Movabe Type 3.3, and it works WONDERFULLY. It has pretty much killed off my spam pro­blem with one fell swoop.
The smar­test thing is how it dele­tes all “junk” com­ments with a sin­gle click of a but­ton. What used to be a fifteen-minute daily chore now takes a few seconds.
I hear­tily recom­mend an upgrade to 3.3 to any other MT users I know.
Kudos to you guys over at Six Apart,
Best
Hugh

a well-executed blogging campaign is an act of love

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[The Cyc­laire]
I made a new acquain­tance today. I recei­ved a phone call from an inven­tor and entre­pre­neur named Julian Peck. He’s inven­ted this new kind of bicycle pump, called The Cyc­laire. He was refe­rred to me by a friend-of-a-friend.
On the phone we tal­ked about how to do a blog­ging cam­paign, in order to spread the word on the pump.
First, I sug­ges­ted Julian should start his own blog. Why should anyone expect a con­ver­sa­tion about their pro­duct if they them­sel­ves aren’t willing to join in? As I’m fond of saying, the best way to con­trol the con­ver­sa­tion is by impro­ving the con­ver­sa­tion.
Secondly, I would start rea­ding cyc­ling blogs and start con­ver­sa­tions with their crea­tors. Maybe start a mar­ke­ting cam­paign by sen­ding favo­rite bike blog­gers free sam­ples of the pump, and see what they have to say. See if this helps spread the virus. This is simi­lar to what we did with Stormhoek, back in the early days.
The impor­tant thing to remem­ber here, is to set as few pre­con­di­tions as pos­si­ble. If they want to write nice things about it, great. If not, that’s also great. And if they don’t want to write anything at all, that’s fine, too.
The trick to a blog­ging cam­paign is, of course, having a good pro­duct. A bad pro­duct will be eaten alive within hours. A good pro­duct will still get the occa­sio­nal mal­con­tent trying to take a metapho­ri­cal base­ball bat to it, but if it can sur­vive the ons­laught, that can actually work in the campaign’s favor.

A well-executed blog cam­paign is not roc­ket science. It is, howe­ver, an act of love.
That’s what gets in the way for some peo­ple. Love is scary stuff.
[Kudos to Euan’s ideas for ins­pi­ring the pre­vious paragraph.]

5 years on

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New York still remains the grea­test city in the world. That must really bug America-haters everywhere.
[Bonus Link:] “9/11: The Birth of The Blog.”

September 10, 2006

gucci handbags

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print update: $140!!!!

The Stormhoek-Techcrunch litho­graph I men­tio­ned yes­ter­day is now bid­ding at $140.
Holy.
Smoke.
Yikes.
[UPDATE:] Bid­ding now at $177.50. Yowza.

we’re 34, broke…

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[Car­toon dedi­ca­ted to Gear­log.]

glasgow update

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It’s been a busy last few days on the Hallam Foe front.
The pic­ture of Jamie Bell was taken this mor­ning on the film set. Jamie is the actor who plays Hallam. He’s best known for the lead in Billy Elliot.
Jamie flew in from Ame­rica the day before yes­ter­day to do a reshoot. Colin [who took the above pho­to­graph] wri­tes about it here and here on the Hallam Foe blog.

Our first task is to shoot some sce­nes in the treehouse. As we’ve explai­ned in the last few posts these are to enhance a sec­tion of the film that could do with a bit more empha­sis. The film currently flies along at quite a pace and there is one aspect of it that could do with being brought out a bit, heigh­te­ned for the audience. You’ll have to try and guess what I’m tal­king about when you see the movie!

I met Jamie briefly last night at a res­tau­rant with some of the other crew mem­bers. Really nice guy. You can tell right away that all that cele­brity films­tar crap hasn’t gone to his head. Good news.
I’m fin­ding I have the same atti­tude about the film busi­ness as I have about the wine and suit bui­nes­ses i.e. it’s not something I ever plan­ned on being invol­ved with, but now that I am, I find it inc­rea­singly inte­res­ting in ways I hadn’t expec­ted. Like anything else, the gla­mo­rous parts are actually quite dull, and the mun­dane parts are where the really inte­res­ting bits hap­pen.
The one thing I have lear­ned since watching this film pro­ject evolve from the very begin­ning is: Film making is REALLY hard. Seriously. Here are the hard bits:
1. Wri­ting the script.
2. Rai­sing the money.
3. Con­vin­cing the right actors to appear in the film.
4. Shoo­ting the film.
5. Edi­ting the film.
6. Fin­ding dis­tru­bu­tion.
7. Mar­ke­ting the film i.e. con­vin­cing Middle Ame­rica or whoe­ver to part with their money, one movie tic­ket at a time, in suf­fi­cient num­bers to see an even­tual pro­fit.
8. Pro­bably the har­dest part of all: Ensu­ring that none of the above goes over bud­get.
Trust me, each one of these parts is a bloody night­mare. You think brea­king into the film busi­ness is dif­fi­cult? You should try sta­ying in it. Seriously.
This would explain why inc­rea­singly I have nothing but admi­ra­tion for the folks invol­ved with this pro­ject. I can think of A LOT of easier ways to make a living.
Right now the main empha­sis of the pro­duc­tion is geting the final bits of the shoot and the edi­ting “in the can”. And then we pro­ceed to the part I’m more invol­ved with, Part # 7, the mar­ke­ting, while the main pro­duc­tion con­cu­rrently moves into post­pro­duc­tion: fixing the sound, visual effects etc.
This phase offi­cially starts for me in Lon­don, on Thurs­day, Sep­tem­ber 28th. Just over 2 weeks away. That’s now the offi­cial date of the UK blogger’s pri­vate scree­ning of the film. I had ori­gi­nally wan­ted it to be on the 14th, but we had to knock it back 2 weeks, for rea­sons to do with the edi­ting sche­dule etc.
What I’ve done is I’ve invi­ted a few of my best UK blog­ging bud­dies to come see the movie, take them out to din­ner after­wards, meet some of the pro­duc­tion crew, and hope­fully start a con­ver­sa­tion. It should be an inte­res­ting eve­ning all round. Can one sin­gle spark start a wild­fire? Of course it can, but that doesn’t mean it will. This is what makes life inte­res­ting.
Meanwhile, as this gets more and more busy for me, so does the Stormhoek pro­ject. So does English Cut. I’m living the most inte­res­ting of lives at the moment, but My Good­ness, it’s got­ten a bit relent­less around here. I can’t decide if it’s just the times we’re living in, or just some form of extreme busi­ness mode­lling on my part. Pro­bably a bit of both.
C’est le guerre.

technorati 100

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[Link: The Tech­no­rati 100.]

September 9, 2006

big painting

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new lithograph on e-bay

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Another Stormhoek-Techcrunch litho­graph has made it onto E-Bay. Looks like it’s the same ven­dor as last time.
It’ll be inte­res­ting to see what it sells for this time round etc.
[Update:] Highest bid so far is $72. The final bid on the last one was $122.
[Note To Self:] Should I think more about get­ting into the art mar­ket?

[UPDATE:] Bidding’s gone up to $140.00!!!

September 8, 2006

welcome to the red zone

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i’m in heaven

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i no longer have feelings

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[Another one of my new Stormhoek wine label designs; a mashup bet­ween this car­toon and this one.]

still in glasgow

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A busy day at the Hallam Foe office. That’s me at the very back, at the left. That’s Dave Mac­Ken­zie at the back, in the cen­ter, wea­ring the beige jac­ket.
Last night I met friend of a friend, a musi­cian named Alexi Mur­doch. Appa­rently his records are doing quite well in the USA.
We spent some time tal­king about blogs and stuff. He was really inte­res­ted in the pos­si­bi­li­ties. Inte­res­ting guy.
I like being in Glas­gow, I have to say. It suits me.

mice parade

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I’ve just been blown away by a track I lis­te­ned to on BBC Radio 3’s “Late Junc­tion” show [The song appears about 6 minu­tes into it].
The track is called “Steady As She Goes”, and it’s on this album, by a band called Mice Parade.
Wow. I am so buying the CD.
[Update:] On the same radio show, I was also blown away by a track on Suf­jan Steven’s “Illi­nois” album, which I’ve never heard before. Mind-blowingly talen­ted, methinks [The song appears about 36 minu­tes into the show].
If you click on the “Late Junc­tion” link, I believe the radio show will remain online until 10.30pm Lon­don time tonight. Worth a listen.

created equal

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[Another one of my new Stormhoek wine label designs; a re-working of this older car­toon.]